You want compromise, how's this?
15 years cranking it, I wanted 4K Pornhub videos
But I compromised
I cranked it to stick drawings I drew when the internet was down
I’m good at two things pulling dents and spotting a good blowjob and after a throughout google search I have to assume this woman CANNOT fix your fender bender without damaging the clear coat.
Hotmovies.com is stroking its beard in anticipation of clueless goons who think pornstars retain any residuals or rights to the content they produce
If Lana could do this,… she wouldn’t because she’d have a fat check from us to her every month
Frankly, pornstars should get residuals, their content is far more re-consumable than fucking Friends
Let me see... how can I put this, she's gross. During an anal scene she farted some shit came out and she laughed about it. Now, pooping during an anal scene isn't anything new but the way she reacted to it was off putting.
Literally cannot happen.
She’s better off pretending like it never happened. Just ignore it. Instead, she tries to do something that countless former stars have tried & failed to do. I haven’t watched any of her scenes before. I didn’t know anything about her besides her being Blake Griffin’s babymoms. Now I’m gonna google her. I’m not alone in doing that. She’s causing more attention to her former career by making an issue than she ever would have by simply being quiet.
Deal with it, Lana. Thousands before you have and they’re fine. Stop fighting for clicks.
Her and those fucking videos!
It would be an honor to save all her material to my hard drive 🤟
Classy piece like that? 50-60 G’s at a minimum.
60 GB more of Lana Rhodes videos? She's ripping us off for a G-Stroke!
Discontinue the blu chew.
I already flushed it.
A ROCK HARD FUCKIN ERECTION, MICHAEL
60 gigs?!? With the amount of dicks that whooooooer has taken? What fuckin’ resolution is that in? 480i ?!? 🤷🏻♂️
Doing God’s work
It'd an honor to come over and watch all those videos on your hard drive.
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How much more betrayal can I take!!
You want compromise, how's this? 15 years cranking it, I wanted 4K Pornhub videos But I compromised I cranked it to stick drawings I drew when the internet was down
Jarred, you gotta let it go though.
And I suppose this is ectoplasm?
It was a spooky ghost SHARRON
She wants all her porn videos deleted! I wanna fuck Sydney Sweeney! See who gets lucky first.
I don’t like that kinda tawk.
Now just stawp it, it upsets me.
“ I AM KROGAN fucks Sydney Sweeney” braking news
Hawk Tuah, whatever happened there
No she’s classy this one
Whatever happened there!
In my book you get points for staying outta the porn!
I’m rooting for you
She’s got no ass But those BOMBS 💣 are real nice! 👀
That's not even possible. Even with computers.
Yea it’s too bad. We lead the world in computerized porn collection
Log off, that cookies shit makes me nervous
Should've bought shares in webisitics.
It's not impossible, I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than 2 meters.
And what about that cookie shit
Again with the fucking videos? Yeah again with the fucking videos. So either get back into it or get the fuck over it.
We all sunk countless hours greasing our weasels to her videos And this is how she repays us?!
Lana Rhodes... how hard was my fuckin drive
Those videos are hurtful and they’re destructive.
They’re sacred and the propane.
Oh I agree!
Log off! That cookie shit makes me nervous
What are you, a hockey player?
People say Angela White elevated the genre But Lana Rhodes was modernity
Real classy, but we can’t bring her to the subreddit. Too much racism from paulie.
Another martoonie, m’son?
In dis home porn is archived by genre, enda shtory
The way they do it over on OnlyFans is all fucked up
There’s no dildo or but plug on the table!
A piece of ass but fuckin *ruuuude*
TURN THAT OFF!
They lick each other’s pussies.
The woman loves her meat 😏
Lana I thought you were a baccala woman!
That Jessica Beels? That’s alright.
What's this she's in, THA NAVY? ⚓
High speed internet access
Lotta money in this shit!
(Knowing grin)
Ralphie is looking out the window smirking because he knows full well what's coming.
What's the matter with you, huh? You know how many girls will kill for the opportunity you got?
Maybe she’s pregnant with Ralph’s baby?
If it's a boy, they'll name him after Ralph.
And get a nice little place in Colts Neck…
There was Joe Bananas
Kids a thoroughbred, anyway we can get the videos back w whadda call that? Crackin?
I’m good at two things pulling dents and spotting a good blowjob and after a throughout google search I have to assume this woman CANNOT fix your fender bender without damaging the clear coat.
get ready for the Streisand effect
Hotmovies.com is stroking its beard in anticipation of clueless goons who think pornstars retain any residuals or rights to the content they produce If Lana could do this,… she wouldn’t because she’d have a fat check from us to her every month Frankly, pornstars should get residuals, their content is far more re-consumable than fucking Friends
Mamas little tramp mamas little hu er
“ If she has a daughter we can name her Lana… so she can grow up to be a whore like her mother”
Like that other charcoal briquette said on that tv show.... You want it to be one way....but it's the other way
Whoaaa, you wanna spend a semester at slip and fall school? I don't like that kinda tawk!
satanic black magic. sick shit
That's what this is
all nine pictures under her subspecies
Enjoy your success
Four in the South Beach Strumpet series alone.
AIDS?!
Nobody’s got AIDS! I don’t wanna hear that word in here again!
Fuckin DD girl
She shoulda held onto her cock when she negotiated with those desert people
That shaved twat belongs to me—you understand?!?
We lead the world in computerized Lana Rhoades videos collection!
The woman is trying to go straight. Don’t you give a fuck about your cousin?
what is she? a hockey player?
What’s this we’re in, the navy?
U got an actress… who’s a piece of ass… atleast she was when those films featured her.
She wouldn’t have gotten the roles if she was Italian.
When they say Lana Rhoades, you say Valentina Nappi!
Have worked with her before. She's different to say the least.
Can you give an example?
Let me see... how can I put this, she's gross. During an anal scene she farted some shit came out and she laughed about it. Now, pooping during an anal scene isn't anything new but the way she reacted to it was off putting.
What are you a fucking hockey player?? Ohhhh
Go sit on a tuffet
Oh poor you
Onlyfans, a lotta money in this shit
Literally cannot happen. She’s better off pretending like it never happened. Just ignore it. Instead, she tries to do something that countless former stars have tried & failed to do. I haven’t watched any of her scenes before. I didn’t know anything about her besides her being Blake Griffin’s babymoms. Now I’m gonna google her. I’m not alone in doing that. She’s causing more attention to her former career by making an issue than she ever would have by simply being quiet. Deal with it, Lana. Thousands before you have and they’re fine. Stop fighting for clicks.
Oooooh! Geraldo Riviera ova here!
Is this kid gettin' jerky with us?
She's on Onlyfans, she wants to drive traffic there
Discontinue the lithium
Charles Schwab over here
Is that even possible?
It wasn’t so much what she said it’s what she didn’t say
What are you a hockey player?
She must be new to the internet.
You can't delete those videos. Not even wit computahs.
Let’s just hope she doesn’t decide to deepthroat a 12 gauge like that other one.
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Lol did she realize that you can’t just party for ever and suddenly realize families are dope. What a whooahh
Can I get some of those videos so I can help delete?
South beach strumpet sub species, I thought they were bullshit
She was gay, Lana Rhoades?
Noo, are you fuckin listening to me?
Is that all you deadbeats talk about?
Deleted!hehe sorry sweetie,no can do.
What's this we're in the navy?!
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Yea, not happening. Great looking girl. Could have been an actress or model. Not sure what she was thinking but you live with your actions.
Always with the scenarios, Lana. All those DP's you performed are here to stay.
Whats this we’re in the navy?
who dis?
She was a hoaah!
Give back the money, take off all social media so you can’t profit off of the fame then sure. She won’t
That looks nothing like her wtf
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Listen to me! Listen to me. Turn that goddamn thing off! Do. you. realise... Do you realise somethin, lemme tell you.
Whole different language with these computers
Same. If it only worked like that lol.
Toodle-fuckin-oooo
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Damaged goods.
Yea it's wayyyy too late for that. I'm sure some of the internets most deprived scum already have it saved among thousands of other porn images/videos
Pulling all her content would leave a gap that is hard to fill.
They're gonna be scraping her nipples off these fine Internets.
Until you delete those videos, that shaved twat of yours belongs to us! Got it?!
Come on Sil Let’s go check out these DVDs
Ohhh POOR YOU
Blood in, blood out.
Whats this, we're in the navy!?
To that I say Hawk Tuan Lana 🥰
Maybe she can get a note from her doctah!
Is it because she’s not pleased with the quality of the old ones and wants to redo them right?
It’s a tv progrum. A movie….
All her movies are saved at Webistics headquarters. Lotta money in that shit.
Traded your soul for easy money and now you start to realize!? It’s too late, sorry.
I remember her first blowjob.
She never had the makings of a varsity cocksucker
I will do my best to scour the internet and find these videos
If she wants that then she needs to give back all the money she got for making them😁
And i wanna fuck Angie Dickinson let's see who gets lucky girst
Easy with the braces hon
And I wanna fuck Angie Dickinson. See who gets lucky first
Lotta money in dis shit
Retire? What is she a hockey player?
I'll share my Plex server with ya boys dw
Even when they retire they are still a porn star There is no "ex porn star" with the Internet today
That gb was your legacy
Fuckin internet
What motherhood does to a mf
Cant just unslut yourself. Single mom activities for sure.