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Tough_Difference_112

Her and those fucking videos! 


JarredandVexed

It would be an honor to save all her material to my hard drive 🤟


Pilotwaver

Classy piece like that? 50-60 G’s at a minimum.


JarredandVexed

60 GB more of Lana Rhodes videos? She's ripping us off for a G-Stroke!


IlIllIlIllIlIl

Discontinue the blu chew.


kjg1228

I already flushed it.


TheMammyNuns

A ROCK HARD FUCKIN ERECTION, MICHAEL


silverdroid303

60 gigs?!? With the amount of dicks that whooooooer has taken? What fuckin’ resolution is that in? 480i ?!? 🤷🏻‍♂️


OhMyGoshBigfoot

Doing God’s work


8inchesofcheese

It'd an honor to come over and watch all those videos on your hard drive.


GuitarmanCCFl2020

![gif](giphy|l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC|downsized) 🤭


Smooth_Engine_5599

How much more betrayal can I take!!


JarredandVexed

You want compromise, how's this? 15 years cranking it, I wanted 4K Pornhub videos But I compromised I cranked it to stick drawings I drew when the internet was down


rurouninall

Jarred, you gotta let it go though.


frankduxdimmac

And I suppose this is ectoplasm?


Flip2002

It was a spooky ghost SHARRON


I-AM-KROGAN

She wants all her porn videos deleted! I wanna fuck Sydney Sweeney! See who gets lucky first.


rurouninall

I don’t like that kinda tawk.


cheapwalkcycles

Now just stawp it, it upsets me.


Jack1715

“ I AM KROGAN fucks Sydney Sweeney” braking news


Grumbie_Johnson

Hawk Tuah, whatever happened there


Jack1715

No she’s classy this one


Bright-Ad9305

Whatever happened there!


Dull_Ad8495

In my book you get points for staying outta the porn!


OhMyGoshBigfoot

I’m rooting for you


SurveyNew6363

She’s got no ass But those BOMBS 💣 are real nice! 👀


Dear_Alternative_437

That's not even possible. Even with computers.


HEYGOOGOOTZ

Yea it’s too bad. We lead the world in computerized porn collection


GlitteringHold8685

Log off, that cookies shit makes me nervous


Codyaj1992

Should've bought shares in webisitics.


davekingofrock

It's not impossible, I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than 2 meters.


raiderrocker18

And what about that cookie shit


TheOOFLegend

Again with the fucking videos? Yeah again with the fucking videos. So either get back into it or get the fuck over it.


JarredandVexed

We all sunk countless hours greasing our weasels to her videos And this is how she repays us?!


herberstank

Lana Rhodes... how hard was my fuckin drive


tittyflavrdsprinkles

Those videos are hurtful and they’re destructive.


Luftgekuhlt_driver

They’re sacred and the propane.


GlitteringHold8685

Oh I agree!


FedGoat13

Log off! That cookie shit makes me nervous


DragoniteBetis

What are you, a hockey player?


JarredandVexed

People say Angela White elevated the genre But Lana Rhodes was modernity


rurouninall

Real classy, but we can’t bring her to the subreddit. Too much racism from paulie.


StevieWonderUberRide

Another martoonie, m’son?


Metaboschism

In dis home porn is archived by genre, enda shtory


JarredandVexed

The way they do it over on OnlyFans is all fucked up


GlitteringHold8685

There’s no dildo or but plug on the table!


canned_sunshine

A piece of ass but fuckin *ruuuude*


The_Hateful_Great

TURN THAT OFF!


Ok-Cauliflower1798

They lick each other’s pussies.


JarredandVexed

The woman loves her meat 😏


FedGoat13

Lana I thought you were a baccala woman!


freeyewneek

That Jessica Beels? That’s alright.


czhalxuk

What's this she's in, THA NAVY? ⚓


maziarczykk

High speed internet access


SugarMaple56732

Lotta money in this shit!


sirloinsteakrare

(Knowing grin)


BigJaysLastTallboy

Ralphie is looking out the window smirking because he knows full well what's coming.


SerDaemonTargaryen

What's the matter with you, huh? You know how many girls will kill for the opportunity you got?


rurouninall

Maybe she’s pregnant with Ralph’s baby?


SerDaemonTargaryen

If it's a boy, they'll name him after Ralph.


firstbreathOOC

And get a nice little place in Colts Neck…


MrTrubiscuit

There was Joe Bananas


lsd418

Kids a thoroughbred, anyway we can get the videos back w whadda call that? Crackin?


DownJonesIndex

I’m good at two things pulling dents and spotting a good blowjob and after a throughout google search I have to assume this woman CANNOT fix your fender bender without damaging the clear coat.


Snoo63364

get ready for the Streisand effect


thisguyfightsyourmom

Hotmovies.com is stroking its beard in anticipation of clueless goons who think pornstars retain any residuals or rights to the content they produce If Lana could do this,… she wouldn’t because she’d have a fat check from us to her every month Frankly, pornstars should get residuals, their content is far more re-consumable than fucking Friends


Suspicious-Spare1179

Mamas little tramp mamas little hu er


Jack1715

“ If she has a daughter we can name her Lana… so she can grow up to be a whore like her mother”


N00dles_Pt

Like that other charcoal briquette said on that tv show.... You want it to be one way....but it's the other way


J-2up2dwn

Whoaaa, you wanna spend a semester at slip and fall school? I don't like that kinda tawk!


apupunchau87

satanic black magic. sick shit


J-2up2dwn

That's what this is


organic

all nine pictures under her subspecies


marke1980

Enjoy your success


SugarMaple56732

Four in the South Beach Strumpet series alone.


Backrow6

AIDS?!


SugarMaple56732

Nobody’s got AIDS! I don’t wanna hear that word in here again! 


dholmestar

Fuckin DD girl


mr9812switch

She shoulda held onto her cock when she negotiated with those desert people


capone87um

That shaved twat belongs to me—you understand?!?


0ctober31

We lead the world in computerized Lana Rhoades videos collection!


Current_Side_4024

The woman is trying to go straight. Don’t you give a fuck about your cousin?


lasantamolti

what is she? a hockey player?


Substantial-Newt-361

What’s this we’re in, the navy?


freeyewneek

U got an actress… who’s a piece of ass… atleast she was when those films featured her.


rurouninall

She wouldn’t have gotten the roles if she was Italian.


A_Certain_Fellow

When they say Lana Rhoades, you say Valentina Nappi!


Dutchcat1077

Have worked with her before. She's different to say the least.


JonnyShitBalls

Can you give an example?


Dutchcat1077

Let me see... how can I put this, she's gross. During an anal scene she farted some shit came out and she laughed about it. Now, pooping during an anal scene isn't anything new but the way she reacted to it was off putting.


CoryBleeker

What are you a fucking hockey player?? Ohhhh


v_kiperman

Go sit on a tuffet


J-2up2dwn

Oh poor you


TheMannisApproves

Onlyfans, a lotta money in this shit


DCDipset

Literally cannot happen. She’s better off pretending like it never happened. Just ignore it. Instead, she tries to do something that countless former stars have tried & failed to do. I haven’t watched any of her scenes before. I didn’t know anything about her besides her being Blake Griffin’s babymoms. Now I’m gonna google her. I’m not alone in doing that. She’s causing more attention to her former career by making an issue than she ever would have by simply being quiet. Deal with it, Lana. Thousands before you have and they’re fine. Stop fighting for clicks.


NoShortsDon

Oooooh! Geraldo Riviera ova here!


Dear_Alternative_437

Is this kid gettin' jerky with us?


pisspot26

She's on Onlyfans, she wants to drive traffic there


onlydans__

Discontinue the lithium


sirloinsteakrare

Charles Schwab over here


Fit-Boomer

Is that even possible?


Mei_iz_my_bae

It wasn’t so much what she said it’s what she didn’t say


CheapWerewolf2942

What are you a hockey player?


rcheek1710

She must be new to the internet.


STANAGs

You can't delete those videos. Not even wit computahs.


MuttDawg509

Let’s just hope she doesn’t decide to deepthroat a 12 gauge like that other one.


oreosnacz

![gif](giphy|ZKrIYV3oIzIL6)


Expert-Novel-6405

Lol did she realize that you can’t just party for ever and suddenly realize families are dope. What a whooahh


DarthMaul628

Can I get some of those videos so I can help delete?


mackdandy

South beach strumpet sub species, I thought they were bullshit


marke1980

She was gay, Lana Rhoades?


mackdandy

Noo, are you fuckin listening to me?


HomerMcRibWich

Is that all you deadbeats talk about?


MrcF8

Deleted!hehe sorry sweetie,no can do.


TylerDurden0231

What's this we're in the navy?!


oreosnacz

![gif](giphy|ZKrIYV3oIzIL6)


Consistent-Two-1463

![gif](giphy|7Zpx0UbHzzL2WjiF9v|downsized)


Available_Share_7244

Yea, not happening. Great looking girl. Could have been an actress or model. Not sure what she was thinking but you live with your actions.


HealthyDirection659

Always with the scenarios, Lana. All those DP's you performed are here to stay.


Jo_Lo24

Whats this we’re in the navy?


bad_at_proofs

who dis?


dankscoops

She was a hoaah!


TheYokedYeti

Give back the money, take off all social media so you can’t profit off of the fame then sure. She won’t


iAMaSoprano

That looks nothing like her wtf


you_nincompoop

![gif](giphy|IQh6f7CurN1zq)


Iaminhospital

Listen to me! Listen to me. Turn that goddamn thing off! Do. you. realise... Do you realise somethin, lemme tell you.


AshleyGreenEyes

Whole different language with these computers


mothplushie

Same. If it only worked like that lol.


marke1980

Toodle-fuckin-oooo


pepepoopoo

![gif](giphy|kVaj8JXJcDsqs)


Judah_Earl

Damaged goods.


SMoKUblackRoSE

Yea it's wayyyy too late for that. I'm sure some of the internets most deprived scum already have it saved among thousands of other porn images/videos


mstrego

Pulling all her content would leave a gap that is hard to fill.


IknowwhoIpaidgod

They're gonna be scraping her nipples off these fine Internets.


sirloinsteakrare

Until you delete those videos, that shaved twat of yours belongs to us! Got it?!


sirloinsteakrare

Come on Sil Let’s go check out these DVDs


local_foreigner

Ohhh POOR YOU


Dull_Ad8495

Blood in, blood out.


hugsbosson

Whats this, we're in the navy!?


GuitarmanCCFl2020

To that I say Hawk Tuan Lana 🥰


Acceptable_Result488

Maybe she can get a note from her doctah!


Ros_Deacon_81

Is it because she’s not pleased with the quality of the old ones and wants to redo them right?


bso45

It’s a tv progrum. A movie….


Jaymac100

All her movies are saved at Webistics headquarters. Lotta money in that shit.


Bushman-Bushen

Traded your soul for easy money and now you start to realize!? It’s too late, sorry.


Nicklefickle

I remember her first blowjob.


Bright-Ad9305

She never had the makings of a varsity cocksucker


joeO44

I will do my best to scour the internet and find these videos


ThoughtNecessary2385

If she wants that then she needs to give back all the money she got for making them😁


Flimsy_Wafer

And i wanna fuck Angie Dickinson let's see who gets lucky girst


Dependent-Poetry-889

Easy with the braces hon


theorangecrux

And I wanna fuck Angie Dickinson. See who gets lucky first


DavidLindhagen79

Lotta money in dis shit


Exciting_Error2664

Retire? What is she a hockey player?


Hippocra_Tease

I'll share my Plex server with ya boys dw


Additional-Hornet717

Even when they retire they are still a porn star There is no "ex porn star" with the Internet today


anythingo23

That gb was your legacy


wayfarer87x

Fuckin internet


ChadBoshman

What motherhood does to a mf


Sanduskys_Shower_Bud

Cant just unslut yourself. Single mom activities for sure.