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Pilotwaver

That better not be Columbus up there!


Dissizian

TAKE THAT DOWN NOW!!


SnakeHoleBI

*** gets brained with a cherry slurpee


kassus-deschain138

This is Jerusalem baby we don't play that shit!


Automatic-Buy3708

Jesus: *turns water into wine* The Sanhedrin: “SATANIC, BLACK MAGIC. SICK SHIT.”


xbackwoods___

FUCKIN QUEEAHS


Donald_Dunnski

Ah JEEZSUZSH CHRYSHTE!


Kamezii

I wish the lord will take me now


cestmoi234

I do not wanna fuck my savior!! 


ireallylike808s

The sacred & the propane


Fozman1972

No more sellin’ propane on those garbage routes, you got me? And don’t gimme those Manson lamps…


RazingAwareness

How's your sister?


Ragnar_OK

Hwat did you say?


CrucifixAbortion

God dang it, AJ! That boy ain't right.


ireallylike808s

You don’t got any gloves?


officialdamnlongneck

And the Romans? Where are they now...?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

You’re looking down at ‘em.


RazingAwareness

OOOOH, that's the Talmud you're talkin to!


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Who’s that? The head of the Friar’s Club?


DeepOneofInnsmouth

I don’t care what he says!


Ok-Cauliflower1798

It all sounds like a cat throwing up anyway!


Mysterious-End-2185

Fuckin’ nosey? Take and eat my body, which is given to you.


Living-Algae4553

OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


BitcoinRefuge

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traumatransfixes

Madone, he looks terrible


stolos26

Lord forgive you!


teeberg75

What kind of animal shits his loin cloth at his own crucifixion!


uv-vis

I can see your house from here


czaranthony117

You know… I’m Shtrict catolic.


Judah_Earl

That animal Judas, I can't even say his name..


Ok-Presentation-2841

I almost threw up the sacrament.


Brolympia

The *Romans?!* COME ON, *HUH?!*


imover9thousand

So Jesus leans down from his cross and whispers to Peter, “I can see your house from here!”


ThatMotelByTheLake

Roman soldiers had to leave early, had to get to the Emerald Piper for the craps marathon


Excuse_Me_Mr_Pink

In this house Jesus Christ is a hero ! Enda story !


KuntFuckula

Italians did this?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Dat betta not be Jesus up there!


WhatColorsUrBugatti

Hes rolling in it with that fucking Christ killer


Backrow6

Whatever happened there


Ok-Dare-9268

He’s in a lot better shape then those fucking nuns you got over there!


GilMcFlintlock

Why don’t you do this with the prophet Muhammad????


FlimsyPomelo1842

They're a glorified crew


GilMcFlintlock

Was…..he’s a shopping cart 🛒…🚬🫵🏻 from here on out 🤚🏻


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Tell me right now, Tony! Did you destroy the temple???


Ok-Cauliflower1798

He’s looking for his lost dog. A springer spaniel or something.


GilMcFlintlock

Hold your *** when you’re dealing with these desert people 👆🏻


thedudesrug83

i wish the lord would take me now


Professional-Bat7469

33 years old he was just a kid


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Oh, and that mother of his…the crazy things that one would say. Is it any wonder he ended up like that? I used to tell my Johnny…


manseekingwild

Don't forget, I'm a strict Catholic.


wynnduffyisking

Albert, is that you? You Fucking parakeet! https://www.reddit.com/r/CirclejerkSopranos/s/3t0ESqmpsj


Metal-Gear_Salad

Dammit. I just revealed my own ignorance.


scf123189

Jesus Christ is this really fucking necessary


Johnny_Roselli

He's an emotional man. Loves his God very much.


TimoFromNorway

Eeeey, I'm walking on water here!


newJUJU3

Stop this hurt my feelings


RCocaineBurner

Holy cow, look at all those fuckin Sanhedrins


PeanutOrganic9174

Oh this one got me good


VincentVegaRoyale666

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation


truRomanbread_91

Fuckin Romans! WHO ELSE HUH?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

They’re just Greeks with better food.


Joe_Bruce

HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


the_pounding_mallet

You’re verging on sacrilege


tomcruisemomshoez

What is this the fucken Vatican now?!


Curious-Weight9985

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silverdroid303

You circle jerkers….you go too faaaaaah! 🤨


hpdasd

you’re verging


Plenty_Ad_5987

We got five fuckin families… and this pygmy thing in Jerusalem.


fuertepqek

Jesus Christ mister, are you ok?


slyfox___

Why do you hang with these Christ killers? They have no hearts


xxarcticxx

I can see my house from here.


Cheezefuck

That was real? I read that book, thought it was bullshit


Nico-on_top

God forgive you guys for making fun of his son who died for your sins


Johnny_Roselli

Amen. This is a bit much.


fuertepqek

You’re talking about the all mighty dude who let his own kid get fucked up and tortured while having the power to stop it? The kid never had the makings of a varsity athlete anyways.


Nico-on_top

That’s what was supposed to happen he died FOR us Jesus was always there and knew he would go down to Earth one day and die for our sins


fuertepqek

So his dad sacrificed him. What a shitty dad.


Nico-on_top

Someone sacrificing their son for you is true love how many people you know would sacrifice their son for you?