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ybanalyst

It's a chicane, for traffic calming.


syds

chicanery I tell you


The_James_Bond

This? This chicanery?!?


Pacrada

You think this pylon location was an accident ? No, he orchestrated it, Jimmy !


Mousseaulini

Ever since he started building Bridges, Always the Same! Couldn't keep His hands Out of the City budget!


buckeye356

As soon as I realized he was building freeways and overpasses I had to stop him! You have to stop him!


DubiousNamed

He ^metaphorically defecated onto the tenets of urban planning!


Lollipop126

Make the road curve a little and add trees ❌ Add a dangerous chicane with no sidewalk ✅


ResoluteGreen

They could probably add a little pedestrian path around the other side of the pillar


de_g0od

Traffiv calming... for an impassable footpath?


Stoney3K

Also known as "Fuck this road in particular".


416_Ghost

I'm actually triggered


zahirano

What's wrong pedestoid? Triggeroo?


Ok-Comfortable1378

Traffic calming amirite? Distracted drivers get death by concrete column


VsevolodLNM

natural selection🤷


punchy989

As it should be


Lookover12

if they miss a concrete pillar i fear for their driving


szczszqweqwe

Well, that's better than killed pedestrians.


PlumKydda

Cleansing the gene pool


BlueberryNeko_

Considering this is right hand drive and he drives in the grey lane, only the passenger would die. So it's all good dw about it.


cussan94

This exists where i live. Its annoying because theres a bike path on both ends but you still have to merge with traffic to get to the other side of the pillars


Snaz5

Sounds like a good place for a bicycle desire path. Only takes a month or so of people driving offroad before it gets smooth


TheRandomAI

Absolutely beautiful piece of infrastructure


Calgrei

Yes it's a beautiful example of changes to the built environment to mitigate speed on what otherwise would be a straight, high speed road, and not for any other reason


TheRandomAI

Sir this is a residential Road 25 MAX OR JAIL.... Lets just change it to 80 and see chaos


Hypocane

This is a joke but I've seen a lot of sidewalks abruptly end into a road.


Nighter3487

Hehe north American


bwoah07_gp2

Round of applause and standing-o for you sir! ![gif](giphy|r7Ql3VIg4x6WA|downsized)


cliquealex

We're beginning to see the work of a generation that studied through Zoom


Eggggiboi

Architect's be like. This message was approved by the civil engineers gang


TheFightingImp

Send the architects to the Poo-cano in Engitopia.


No-Tear940

No… this can’t be…


AccomplishedZombie69

Better idea, make it a one way bend and put stoplights on either side.


bakaken

Can you do that in the game? I do it for some of the tram stops but not sure if you can do it for roads. Would love to create chaos


Huntsman1862

I wish my system could support CS2 just because of this. Want to be able to create the chaos of the roads in my country. CS1 is too tame for it.


2000s-hty

this may be a little controversial bc i don’t know maybe it’s just me (?) but i have not a very nice gaming laptop like definitely is not the worst at all but it’s probably low medium tier and it runs cs2 1000000 times better than cs1 even with cs2 mods (i did completely uninstall cs1 tho so that might effect it?)


Huntsman1862

My laptop has 2 GB of graphics l, which is lower than the minimum requirement. Although I did run CS1 on my old potato laptop, so you may be right. It might just work.


2000s-hty

aw i’m sorry :( hope it works tho! keep an eye out for sales on HP website i saved up for mine and got it on sale from $1,999 down to $899!


Huntsman1862

I bought mine less than a year ago so well, maybe I'll get a good setup by the time CS3 comes around lol


sternburg_export

I think thats very doable in CS1 with move it and node controller mod.


Huntsman1862

Yep, that's very much doable.


kakeroni2

Be glad you can't play it. It's still half finished


petabread91

25mph is too fast at that sharp turn 🤣


BlueberryNeko_

It's not that sharp if you consider that part of the bigger road is for parking


SandorMate

why is this so funny to me lmaoo 😭


roadsaltlover

Does move it mod allow moving bridge piers? I haven’t explored modding yet


The-Aziz

The pillars move with the nodes. At least I couldn't get them moving separately.


on99er

Must be hong kong


GharlieConCarne

I see that you are designing a city based on Taipei.


Nighter3487

Did yuo think about the pedestrians?


Between3and5

Perfect. That will prevent speeding.


BirdIsDaWord7

r/shittyskylines


tinagrit

r/shittyskylines


Thecrazier

Who told you to recreate my hometown???


HappyHappyFunnyFunny

I like it, seems fairly realistic. Add some details and this will look 🔥


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

Don't quit your day job


lego_luke

Ha! I just did something similar in my city. Gotta do what you gotta do to make it all fit


Harmaakettu

Huh, something like this exists in my hometown, albeit it's a railway underpass. There used to be a tiny rural road and they built a beautiful stone arch out of granite blocks, but they had to widen the roads down the line. Now the underpass is barely one lane wide with cars having to take turns because nobody wants to touch that old arch.


StaK_1980

This belongs into r/shittyskylines :-)


flukus

Missed a golden opportunity to build a pedestrian/bike bridge up over the other bridge.


S4RTJ3H

Ideal unalive spot


Scythal

You may laugh at this, but this genuinely exists near where I live... except distracted driving would cause a footbridge to collapse and probably kill a bunch of pedestrians too


Professional_Ice_967

Nothing special to see here. In the Netherlands we use these kind of speeding measures A LOT. Not particularly because of concrete pillars but still.


Additional_Ad_7289

Never cook again🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


JackReedTheSyndie

This actually happens in real life


idkimaperson21

How we call it in the Netherlands: een horizontale verspringing in het wegalignment


mickey_kneecaps

Pretty sure I’ve seen this in real life 🤷‍♂️


TheLegendMeckish

Download move it mod


lostintheash

Look up the Jackson, Mi diamond that's connected to I-94


Qwertyunio_1

Road: skrrt!


bindingflare

This is bad lane management, the road is merging with the civs lane /s


Early_Ad6506

😂😂😂😂😂


Zipadezap

You’re hired for the SCDOT, When can you start?


billbobraggins

better than the cityplanner guy


Flashed_Fish

Moving the Bridge pillars ❌ Screwing up the Road ✅


nielklecram

This actually very common practice in the Netherlands to slow down traffic.


stefanzo501

Hey that’s the Paul walker yeeter mark 2