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Her house has to be FULL of kilos of rocks by now. she must have them at every turn. I'd be terrified of a toddler swallowing one, they look like candy and she keeps all the tiny ones too! To drill out for clunky bracelets, only she drops them in her rugs, to be "forever lost" aka the kids will find them. And they're there for anyone to grab inside a table. There's enormous jars stuffed full of bits of broken glass everywhere, too. A his n hers collection, as erik desperately tries to keep up with her nonsense. PILES of it, everywhere!
Anyone else see an episode of malcolm in the middle where Lois looses her mind and starts making these pigs / cows things out of plastic bottles ? she gets so involved in them, gives them personalities, they are just everywhere in the house. She totally immerses herself in to her fake world and doesn't deal with anything serious. Ppl around her, just humor her. That's colleen to a tee! While the fictional Lois did that for a super short period, colleen's gonna go on for months / years. Bcos she can afford to step away from reality.
i almost hate that i love collecting rocks because of her. Every new place i go i be sure to collect a rock- so at least i have a better reason than “just trying to be a weird toddler core girl”
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I wouldn't be surprised if she magically has this on the back of the van in the next few days/weeks.
Neither would I.
She’d have to admit she reads this sub
You know she does…
Oh we do but she denies it like mad
She’s delusional. So a “Honk if you like rocks” would also be a good one and she’ll think people are actually honking at her because they like rocks.
Why are rocks a personality? And I’ve got crystals but this is ridiculous
Her house has to be FULL of kilos of rocks by now. she must have them at every turn. I'd be terrified of a toddler swallowing one, they look like candy and she keeps all the tiny ones too! To drill out for clunky bracelets, only she drops them in her rugs, to be "forever lost" aka the kids will find them. And they're there for anyone to grab inside a table. There's enormous jars stuffed full of bits of broken glass everywhere, too. A his n hers collection, as erik desperately tries to keep up with her nonsense. PILES of it, everywhere! Anyone else see an episode of malcolm in the middle where Lois looses her mind and starts making these pigs / cows things out of plastic bottles ? she gets so involved in them, gives them personalities, they are just everywhere in the house. She totally immerses herself in to her fake world and doesn't deal with anything serious. Ppl around her, just humor her. That's colleen to a tee! While the fictional Lois did that for a super short period, colleen's gonna go on for months / years. Bcos she can afford to step away from reality.
i almost hate that i love collecting rocks because of her. Every new place i go i be sure to collect a rock- so at least i have a better reason than “just trying to be a weird toddler core girl”
omg right? I've commented this a few times but ill say it again. as someone who likes rocks. we do not want her.