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WilsonthaHead

And yet your still here YAPPING


TrashbagTatertots

"I have no friends \*here\*, I don't spend time around you by choice."


Emergency_Property_2

There you go projecting again.


snowywebb

In my case it’s by choice. What’s your excuse?


psycharious

No not everyone, I get along with people who are normal and not assholes like you.


Idustriousraccoon

How would you know? Are you stalking me? Why are you so obsessed with me?


meliburrelli

Why you so obsessed with me 🎵


2020-RedditUser

Your inner thoughts are leaking


highxv0ltage

You don’t think I know that? Call me when you have something new to tell me.


[deleted]

"don't care didn't ask"


Nodak1954

Now you’re just projecting!!!


underonegoth11

Have fun being everyone's mascot!


Rexis717

Everybody PRETENDS to like you. You also don't have friends!


CoffeeCat086

You seem to be rather invested in my social life. Do you not have one?


TreyRyan3

Then my plan is working!


Horror-Collar-5277

I'm exclusive commodity.


TigersBeatLions

It's lonely at the top, so I found solice in solitude.


MrZrazies

Least I’m not miserable like you’re right now.


MyCatSaidNotTo

“Hi Everyone. I’m Dad.”


[deleted]

"thank god. people are stupid crass petty vindictive and hateful, and i thank my lucky stars every day that i get to have as little to do with them as possible"


StatusVarious8803

Bold of you to assume you know my life and no I’m not interested.


TheriousMind101

Jealousy does not look good on you. Maybe try plaid.


Due-News4850

I would just avoid that person.


JMusicD

“ yeah, no one is cool enough to be my friend” or “ yeah, they all love to hate me, but love me non the less. “ depends on the situation. Can you give more context? Who is this for?


Cat-guy64

"Yeah and I still wouldn't be your friend. Fuck off, Karen!"


Curtbacca

And yet, if you were the only option, I would still not be your friend on account of what an incredibly worthless human you are.


thecrazyrobotroberto

“Better than having friends who hate me” and “Facebook doesn’t count” are my favorite comebacks as someone with five friends


Muted_Judge2308

Well sounds like I live in their heads rent free 🤷‍♂️


etranger033

Thats because everyone sucks. You most of all.


Jumpy_Ebb2417

Yeah. THATS BECAUSE OF YOU!!


SwarleymonLives

"When I got hit by a car, I got over a hundred people asking me if I was okay. Yeah. I have no friends."


SpiciestSprite

you like me


s_arrow24

If they’re like you, I’m straight.


Scary-Selection7063

“Good”.


[deleted]

Just about everyone does hate me so maybe I’m doing something right to make them so jealous and full of hate!


lartinos

I’m crushed, I thought you were by best friend!


No_Gap_2134

If I have no friends why do I care if people hate me?


[deleted]

Oh well.


Jealous-Ad1333

"I already knew this. Thanks for the reminder '


teefau

Great! Because I'd hate to end up with a friend like you!


One_Tart_9320

Well you seem pleasant!


Background_Mistake76

Successful people have a small friends group


Supersaiajinblue

Because you're always around me bitching like my sister throwing a tantrum.


Emberheat

Says the one who consciously decided to walk up to me and start talking. Looks like we're one in the same, since you obviously have nothing better to do.


Animaleyz

Yea you're not lying


Siege_LL

It's good to know I'll have a career as a supervillain to fall back on. or You know who else didn't have friends? Darth Vader. He had a body count.


MostlyDarkMatter

And I suppose your mommy can beat up my mommy?


DeliciousBeanWater

“Thats not my problem”


Kadajko

Ad populum fallacy.


Strict_Sense_4905

Good, that's the way I like it!


Striking-Math9896

Atleast im not getting backstabbed


100yearsLurkerRick

Your mom says Hi Your mom thinks I'm pretty cool


bo_felden

"My lord! Did you eat shit today? The stench coming out of your facehole 💩🤮."


ReverendSpith

Tell that to my friends; they won't leave me alone!


AsparagusOverall8454

What other people think of me is none of my business!


meliburrelli

Breaks out in a backstreet boys song and dance while singing “but I want it that waaay”


SNES_chalmers47

I ordered a large, not a medium


AdamSMessinger

"If by everyone you mean Nazis then you're right. I refuse to be friends with Nazis."


DarkMagickan

Talking about yourself in the second person again?


TeleportMagician_777

“That’s what your mother said to your face”


SilentSaint2112

Do you have evidence?


Cate_The_Bean

I don’t need friends they disappoint me. *pose*


KiltimaghGirl

“Sure they weren’t talking about you?”


AITAadminsTA

Please divide yourself by zero and remove yourself from the available gene pool.


[deleted]

"You obviously do. Remember, kids - Hate is NOT an opposite to love. Indifference is!"


antDOG2416

Suck my dick bitch and all yo friends.


Me_You_Some1else

"Get to the point or I'm walking". While I'm walking away.


Necessary_Row_4889

The voices in your head are escaping again.


SpecificMoment5242

I know. And?


Competitive-Rub-7019

“Next time you open your mouth I’ll put my fist down your throat So deep you can not swallow I’ll leave your body hollow.”


JonTheArchivist

"You fuck your dog with that mouth?! Oh, sorry, it just smelled like it."


WishingVodkaWasCHPR

"People call you triple wide trailer pussy behind your back because you're too fat to fuck."


Narrow_Study_9411

Your mom was my friend last night


Sails7cees

Wrong, your mother won't stop calling me!


Huge-Tradition-7113

Thanks for the update!