"thank god. people are stupid crass petty vindictive and hateful, and i thank my lucky stars every day that i get to have as little to do with them as possible"
“ yeah, no one is cool enough to be my friend” or “ yeah, they all love to hate me, but love me non the less. “ depends on the situation. Can you give more context? Who is this for?
Says the one who consciously decided to walk up to me and start talking. Looks like we're one in the same, since you obviously have nothing better to do.
And yet your still here YAPPING
"I have no friends \*here\*, I don't spend time around you by choice."
There you go projecting again.
In my case it’s by choice. What’s your excuse?
No not everyone, I get along with people who are normal and not assholes like you.
How would you know? Are you stalking me? Why are you so obsessed with me?
Why you so obsessed with me 🎵
Your inner thoughts are leaking
You don’t think I know that? Call me when you have something new to tell me.
"don't care didn't ask"
Now you’re just projecting!!!
Have fun being everyone's mascot!
Everybody PRETENDS to like you. You also don't have friends!
You seem to be rather invested in my social life. Do you not have one?
Then my plan is working!
I'm exclusive commodity.
It's lonely at the top, so I found solice in solitude.
Least I’m not miserable like you’re right now.
“Hi Everyone. I’m Dad.”
"thank god. people are stupid crass petty vindictive and hateful, and i thank my lucky stars every day that i get to have as little to do with them as possible"
Bold of you to assume you know my life and no I’m not interested.
Jealousy does not look good on you. Maybe try plaid.
I would just avoid that person.
“ yeah, no one is cool enough to be my friend” or “ yeah, they all love to hate me, but love me non the less. “ depends on the situation. Can you give more context? Who is this for?
"Yeah and I still wouldn't be your friend. Fuck off, Karen!"
And yet, if you were the only option, I would still not be your friend on account of what an incredibly worthless human you are.
“Better than having friends who hate me” and “Facebook doesn’t count” are my favorite comebacks as someone with five friends
Well sounds like I live in their heads rent free 🤷♂️
Thats because everyone sucks. You most of all.
Yeah. THATS BECAUSE OF YOU!!
"When I got hit by a car, I got over a hundred people asking me if I was okay. Yeah. I have no friends."
you like me
If they’re like you, I’m straight.
“Good”.
Just about everyone does hate me so maybe I’m doing something right to make them so jealous and full of hate!
I’m crushed, I thought you were by best friend!
If I have no friends why do I care if people hate me?
Oh well.
"I already knew this. Thanks for the reminder '
Great! Because I'd hate to end up with a friend like you!
Well you seem pleasant!
Successful people have a small friends group
Because you're always around me bitching like my sister throwing a tantrum.
Says the one who consciously decided to walk up to me and start talking. Looks like we're one in the same, since you obviously have nothing better to do.
Yea you're not lying
It's good to know I'll have a career as a supervillain to fall back on. or You know who else didn't have friends? Darth Vader. He had a body count.
And I suppose your mommy can beat up my mommy?
“Thats not my problem”
Ad populum fallacy.
Good, that's the way I like it!
Atleast im not getting backstabbed
Your mom says Hi Your mom thinks I'm pretty cool
"My lord! Did you eat shit today? The stench coming out of your facehole 💩🤮."
Tell that to my friends; they won't leave me alone!
What other people think of me is none of my business!
Breaks out in a backstreet boys song and dance while singing “but I want it that waaay”
I ordered a large, not a medium
"If by everyone you mean Nazis then you're right. I refuse to be friends with Nazis."
Talking about yourself in the second person again?
“That’s what your mother said to your face”
Do you have evidence?
I don’t need friends they disappoint me. *pose*
“Sure they weren’t talking about you?”
Please divide yourself by zero and remove yourself from the available gene pool.
"You obviously do. Remember, kids - Hate is NOT an opposite to love. Indifference is!"
Suck my dick bitch and all yo friends.
"Get to the point or I'm walking". While I'm walking away.
The voices in your head are escaping again.
I know. And?
“Next time you open your mouth I’ll put my fist down your throat So deep you can not swallow I’ll leave your body hollow.”
"You fuck your dog with that mouth?! Oh, sorry, it just smelled like it."
"People call you triple wide trailer pussy behind your back because you're too fat to fuck."
Your mom was my friend last night
Wrong, your mother won't stop calling me!
Thanks for the update!