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Jävla danska chungus, uppenbarligen har han druckit för mycket öl.
(English translation: “Fucking danish Chungus, he’s obviously been drinking too much beer”)
(Danish translation: “*(proceeds to vomit, because that’s basically all that the danish “language” is)*”
Vad fan sa du just om mig, din lilla slampa? Du ska veta att jag gick ut med toppbetyg i Försvarsmakten, och jag har varit inblandad i många hemliga räder mot Al-Qaida, och jag har över 300 bekräftade mord. Jag är utbildad inom gorillakrigföring och jag är den bästa prickskytten i hela Sveriges beväpnade styrkor. För mig är du ingenting annat än bara ännu ett mål. Jag kommer att utplåna dig med precision vars like aldrig har skådats på denna jord, märk mina jävla ord. Tror du att du kan komma undan med att säga sån skit till mig via internet? Tänk igen, din jävel. Medan vi talar kontaktar jag mitt hemliga nätverk av spioner över hela Sverige, och din IP spåras just nu, så bäst för dig att du förbereder dig för stormen, kryp. Stormen som utplånar den patetiska lilla sak du kallar ditt liv. Du är död, grabben. Jag kan vara var som helst, när som helst, och jag kan döda dig på över 700 olika sätt, och det är endast med mina bara händer. Inte bara är jag utförligt utbildad i obeväpnad kamp, utan jag har även tillgång till hela Försvarsmaktens arsenal, och jag kommer att använda den till fullo för att förinta din eländiga röv från kontinenten, din lilla skit. Om du bara kunde ha vetat det oheliga straff som din lilla "smarta" kommentar var på väg att få ner över dig, så kanske skulle du ha hållit din jävla tunga. Men du kunde inte, du gjorde inte, och nu betalar du priset, din jävla idiot. Jag kommer skita vrede över dig och du kommer att drunkna i den. Du är död, grabben.
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Ok Italianoomer 🤓🤓🤓 Get ready to get your stupid ass clowned on 🤡🤡🤡🤡 I've never heard of any strawberry pizza, that shit is fucking disgusting. Get your facts straight, unlike your country we only eat halal kebab on pizza inshallah.
Kebab on pizza 💀
Pizza and kebab are not made to fit together you finnoomer 🤓🤓🤓, don't be a clown about this type of cuisine🤡🤡🤡
(jk, I love Finnish, Danish and Swedish people equally, which means I hate them all)
/s
Average italians trying to dictate what isn't good and what is. Maybe if you touched some grass instead of far right politics you might have been remembered for something more than the roman empire.
+
L
(Jk, i actually hate you even more than my previous statement)
Ratio'd
Maybe if you read some literature you would know why Italy is important for art, music and poetry too other than history, smh my head my head my head, plus, Italy actually has more than just two far right parties, hell, it has at least three leftist parties who are incompetent but more loveable than far right fascos
(jk, actually a lot of the older population in Italy favors fascism without saying it explicitly, also, now I hate you even more than before)
Also, I didn't ask for your opinion on Italian history 🤡
Okay honestly I've had enough le funny rant fake argument for today.
/s
Did you honestly think I'd let you off the hook that easy? Fool. If you weren't so good at switching sides maybe you would have anticipated that!
Me not knowing anything other than leonardo dicaprio (da bitchi) from you country proves my point even further.
(Actually seething right now, many people won't admit that we were on the side of the nazis in ww2. We basically were because we but betrayed our agreement with them because we didn't want to get our ass handed to us by the ussr even more. Even though we managed to defend against them, we lost a shit ton of land.)
Also also "Also, I didn't ask for your opinion on Italian history 🤡" -🤓
Not true, I'm Polish and many young Polish people say that they want to emigrate to Sweden when they have the opportunity to do so, because of the high standard of living there
I'm not gay but swedish
thats like the same thing
Condolences
I want an aryan hunk ss officer to breed me
Finally someone who gets the reference lol
Ofc i know it it was me
You made that greentext?
No i was the swedish twink
Except the part about beeing swedish or a twink
Why would you contradict yourself
Get well soon,
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Am finnish chungus and I approve this message
😀👍🇫🇮
🇩🇰🤝🇫🇮🤝🇳🇴 🚫🇸🇪🚫
Hell yeah
Ebin :DDD
As a norwegian chungus I too approve of this message 🇳🇴 👍
swedish chungus here to approve this message
Based
sweden resined !!! 🤣 🤣 😎 🤣
signed - Kungen (real!!!!)
kungen is not real
oh thank god
Han är bara hutte pö ( som turr ärr 😮💨)
Elhamdulillah do not insult the Islamic Caliphate of Swedistan. We will jihad you.
Inshallah brudda
Username checks out
Turk
Can we ban Swedes? Signed, a concerned Estonian
I support this 👍
As a Danish person can confirm we send the Swedish straight to the Gulag
Dont forget about fr*nce
Jävla danska chungus, uppenbarligen har han druckit för mycket öl. (English translation: “Fucking danish Chungus, he’s obviously been drinking too much beer”) (Danish translation: “*(proceeds to vomit, because that’s basically all that the danish “language” is)*”
Detta är poesi
C O P E 🤓
"C O P E 🤓" - 🤓
Vad fan sa du just om mig, din lilla slampa? Du ska veta att jag gick ut med toppbetyg i Försvarsmakten, och jag har varit inblandad i många hemliga räder mot Al-Qaida, och jag har över 300 bekräftade mord. Jag är utbildad inom gorillakrigföring och jag är den bästa prickskytten i hela Sveriges beväpnade styrkor. För mig är du ingenting annat än bara ännu ett mål. Jag kommer att utplåna dig med precision vars like aldrig har skådats på denna jord, märk mina jävla ord. Tror du att du kan komma undan med att säga sån skit till mig via internet? Tänk igen, din jävel. Medan vi talar kontaktar jag mitt hemliga nätverk av spioner över hela Sverige, och din IP spåras just nu, så bäst för dig att du förbereder dig för stormen, kryp. Stormen som utplånar den patetiska lilla sak du kallar ditt liv. Du är död, grabben. Jag kan vara var som helst, när som helst, och jag kan döda dig på över 700 olika sätt, och det är endast med mina bara händer. Inte bara är jag utförligt utbildad i obeväpnad kamp, utan jag har även tillgång till hela Försvarsmaktens arsenal, och jag kommer att använda den till fullo för att förinta din eländiga röv från kontinenten, din lilla skit. Om du bara kunde ha vetat det oheliga straff som din lilla "smarta" kommentar var på väg att få ner över dig, så kanske skulle du ha hållit din jävla tunga. Men du kunde inte, du gjorde inte, och nu betalar du priset, din jävla idiot. Jag kommer skita vrede över dig och du kommer att drunkna i den. Du är död, grabben.
Æder til alle tider gorilla copy pasta. Upvote!
I am Danish, it is true
Norwegian here, i totally agree.
What about Fr*nce🤮
I forgot fr🤢nce existed 🤮🤮🤮
Isreal more like Is-not-real!
Danskjävlar…
Svensker er ikke mennesker :D
Nej minsann, vi är gae. Ses i bastun sedan, hörde att ni behövde mocka era rör
木漏れ日わびさび 別腹 森林浴積ん読シブい
Am danish i agree
Baseret
Jeg kan kun være enig
Sikke dog en god skidtpæl
skidtpæl translates to shitpole, which is only something Swedes deal with of course. Danish also uses the word post for posting stuff online. Source - speaks Danish.
Skidtpæl er det man kalder en shitpost på r/Dankmark du ved. Post er vel mere præcist oversat til stolpe, men det går nu også for pæl ;)
Ah okay, fair nok! Jeg har ikke været på r/dankmark før, så tak for dit visdom
En dansker der ikke har besøgt Dankmark 😳 kom ind broder!
Baltic chungus here to approve
Fun fact: Sweden isn't real
As a Swede I can confirm that this is true
Am Swedish, the Danish can all melt in agony
True and based Sandt og baseret
Svenske jævler 😡🤬🤬🤬🤠🤠🤓😭😭😭🥱🥱🥱🥱😫😫😫😫😫🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤧🤧🤧🤧🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤥🤥🤥😜😜😜😜
But qhat about epic stye pewdipie😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Fuck sverige
Så sandt.
chungus can't possibly be this based
Wholesome Danish Chungus Reddit moment 100
JAG SKA KNÄCKA DIN MAMMAS FUCKING BÄCKENBEN MED MIN KUK OCH BRÄNNA NED DITT HEM DANSKJÄVEL
Finnish Chungus here, I agree
danskjävel
Me when swedistan: 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
DANSKDJÄVLAR🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪
som en dansker er jeg enig med denne besked B)
Baseret
mange tak
Der må være en eller anden sur svensker som neddutter alle danske kommentarer :/
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Danskjävlar
Tänk dig att inte nå berg Platta jävul
Big agree from British chungus
Danskjävlar är sura för de förlorade kuddkriget lmao
Icelandic chungus disapproves
fuck denmark and sweden!!!! finland forever!!! 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
As an Italian, I hate the Danish
As a dane, I hate the Italians
Why don't we all just team up to hate on the Finnish?
Don't you try to turn it on us you spaghtetti inhaling inbread, get it? You like fucking pizza, so you're in the pizza crust (bread) 😄😄😄 👉🍞
I just have to say that you make pizza with strawberry on top and dare call it an edible plate 🍓(strawberry)
Ok Italianoomer 🤓🤓🤓 Get ready to get your stupid ass clowned on 🤡🤡🤡🤡 I've never heard of any strawberry pizza, that shit is fucking disgusting. Get your facts straight, unlike your country we only eat halal kebab on pizza inshallah.
Kebab on pizza 💀 Pizza and kebab are not made to fit together you finnoomer 🤓🤓🤓, don't be a clown about this type of cuisine🤡🤡🤡 (jk, I love Finnish, Danish and Swedish people equally, which means I hate them all) /s
Average italians trying to dictate what isn't good and what is. Maybe if you touched some grass instead of far right politics you might have been remembered for something more than the roman empire. + L (Jk, i actually hate you even more than my previous statement) Ratio'd
Maybe if you read some literature you would know why Italy is important for art, music and poetry too other than history, smh my head my head my head, plus, Italy actually has more than just two far right parties, hell, it has at least three leftist parties who are incompetent but more loveable than far right fascos (jk, actually a lot of the older population in Italy favors fascism without saying it explicitly, also, now I hate you even more than before) Also, I didn't ask for your opinion on Italian history 🤡
Okay honestly I've had enough le funny rant fake argument for today. /s Did you honestly think I'd let you off the hook that easy? Fool. If you weren't so good at switching sides maybe you would have anticipated that! Me not knowing anything other than leonardo dicaprio (da bitchi) from you country proves my point even further. (Actually seething right now, many people won't admit that we were on the side of the nazis in ww2. We basically were because we but betrayed our agreement with them because we didn't want to get our ass handed to us by the ussr even more. Even though we managed to defend against them, we lost a shit ton of land.) Also also "Also, I didn't ask for your opinion on Italian history 🤡" -🤓
As A Swede I also hate the danish
But... im from sweden😭😭😭
I'm so sorry, hope you get well soon.
Its terminal😔
जरूरी नहीं है भाई। मैं एक बंदे को जानता हूं जिसका नाम फेलिक्स है। उसे भी पहले स्वीडन की बीमारी थी लेकिन इंग्लैंड जाने के बाद उसकी तबीयत बेहतर हो गई।
I will look into emigration. I think ill move into your walls
Det var antagligen någon dansk som gjorde detta, men vi alla vet att danskar är värst
Danskar suger
Swedish stuff here to say that all countries suck
fuck daneland 😡😡😡😡
Vem fan bryr sig om lilla Danmark?
Alhamdulillah min svenske halal røde pølse.
Det rinner korv genom dina ådror
Tack! Men ingen skoja, det giver mig stor glæde i denne verden, at vide du er min gran og bror.
Skjut dig själv
Jävla rasist 😡😡🤬🤬
Not true, the second language I *chose* to learn (not counting my native languages) was Swedish.
Ikea
We will destroy all Danish kafirs in glorioius Swedish Jihad
Maybe we all hate Sweden, but we don't hate "Sweden"
Sw*den 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
PewDiePie
Not true, I'm Polish and many young Polish people say that they want to emigrate to Sweden when they have the opportunity to do so, because of the high standard of living there
Those kids and that lady don't look Danish though
Just wait until the water between us freezes...
Sverige dårlig
Minecraft came from Sweden, shut up
no, it’s france
Mannen du är d*nsk🤢🤮 bryter redan tillräckligt mot lagen
Nah jit. Sweden has good metal 🤘