**Comédie Crise D'épilepsie** : Quand il se passe tellement de choses en même tant qu'il faut une minute ou deux pour tout comprendre , voire ne rien comprendre.
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It occasionally hits me like a truck that I have the same sense of humor as someone likely 6 or 7 years my junior. I'm going to be taking my own life shortly.
It was on a weekend
I was 15 years old
I was playing the popular game "Among Us" until my mom called me for dinner.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT !!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM PLAYING THE POPULAR GAME AMONG US!!!" I screamed.
She came to my room and lectured me, she threatened me saying that she was going to call my dad.
"BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THAT AMONG US CAME TO EARTH TO SAVE US FROM THE IMPOSTER!!!! ALL OF THE NON-BELIEVERS WILL BE EJECTED OUT OF EXISTANCE!!!!!, GLORY TO THE RED AMONG US CREWMATE!!!!" I shouted.
She starts crying and calls my dad.
My dad comes to me and says that there's a dissapointment "Among Us" in our family, and it's you.
I start screaming : "HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE !!!!! RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My dad pulls out his belt and start beating the shit out of me , I cry as he hits me , I beg for mercy, he keeps beating me until he leaves.
I lay down in bed crying after that ferocious ass whooping, It's very cold as I am shaking and crying until I start hearing something... a melody... It feels very familiar....very familiar.... It's the Among Us drip ! I felt something touch me , i turn around, HOLY SHIT !!!!! Its The Red Crewmate From Among Us!!!!! I am amazed. He whispers in my ear : "your asshole seems a little bit sussy" , he puts me on my knees, I am ready, he pulls out his 12 inch cock from his Red Among Us Crewmate Suit and puts it in my ass,It feels like I am going to faint. It's big... so big... and it's inside me... It hurts, It hurts so much, I feel like my asshole is burning, but i want to pleasure The Red Crewmate From Among Us , I push against his force. my eyes start watering as the Red crewmate From Among Us releases his hot steamy cum. My parents enter : "oh my god" they said.
The Red Crewmate From Among Us murders my parents.
"There is no god, only me" he says as he leaves through my window.
He is My Daddy now.
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It was on a weekend
I was 15 years old
I was playing the popular game "Among Us" until my mom called me for dinner.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT !!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM PLAYING THE POPULAR GAME AMONG US!!!" I screamed.
She came to my room and lectured me, she threatened me saying that she was going to call my dad.
"BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THAT AMONG US CAME TO EARTH TO SAVE US FROM THE IMPOSTER!!!! ALL OF THE NON-BELIEVERS WILL BE EJECTED OUT OF EXISTANCE!!!!!, GLORY TO THE RED AMONG US CREWMATE!!!!" I shouted.
She starts crying and calls my dad.
My dad comes to me and says that there's a dissapointment "Among Us" in our family, and it's you.
I start screaming : "HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE !!!!! RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My dad pulls out his belt and start beating the shit out of me , I cry as he hits me , I beg for mercy, he keeps beating me until he leaves.
I lay down in bed crying after that ferocious ass whooping, It's very cold as I am shaking and crying until I start hearing something... a melody... It feels very familiar....very familiar.... It's the Among Us drip ! I felt something touch me , i turn around, HOLY SHIT !!!!! Its The Red Crewmate From Among Us!!!!! I am amazed. He whispers in my ear : "your asshole seems a little bit sussy" , he puts me on my knees, I am ready, he pulls out his 12 inch cock from his Red Among Us Crewmate Suit and puts it in my ass,It feels like I am going to faint. It's big... so big... and it's inside me... It hurts, It hurts so much, I feel like my asshole is burning, but i want to pleasure The Red Crewmate From Among Us , I push against his force. my eyes start watering as the Red crewmate From Among Us releases his hot steamy cum. My parents enter : "oh my god" they said.
The Red Crewmate From Among Us murders my parents.
"There is no god, only me" he says as he leaves through my window.
He is My Daddy now.
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It was on a weekend
I was 15 years old
I was playing the popular game "Among Us" until my mom called me for dinner.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT !!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM PLAYING THE POPULAR GAME AMONG US!!!" I screamed.
She came to my room and lectured me, she threatened me saying that she was going to call my dad.
"BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THAT AMONG US CAME TO EARTH TO SAVE US FROM THE IMPOSTER!!!! ALL OF THE NON-BELIEVERS WILL BE EJECTED OUT OF EXISTANCE!!!!!, GLORY TO THE RED AMONG US CREWMATE!!!!" I shouted.
She starts crying and calls my dad.
My dad comes to me and says that there's a dissapointment "Among Us" in our family, and it's you.
I start screaming : "HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE !!!!! RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My dad pulls out his belt and start beating the shit out of me , I cry as he hits me , I beg for mercy, he keeps beating me until he leaves.
I lay down in bed crying after that ferocious ass whooping, It's very cold as I am shaking and crying until I start hearing something... a melody... It feels very familiar....very familiar.... It's the Among Us drip ! I felt something touch me , i turn around, HOLY SHIT !!!!! Its The Red Crewmate From Among Us!!!!! I am amazed. He whispers in my ear : "your asshole seems a little bit sussy" , he puts me on my knees, I am ready, he pulls out his 12 inch cock from his Red Among Us Crewmate Suit and puts it in my ass,It feels like I am going to faint. It's big... so big... and it's inside me... It hurts, It hurts so much, I feel like my asshole is burning, but i want to pleasure The Red Crewmate From Among Us , I push against his force. my eyes start watering as the Red crewmate From Among Us releases his hot steamy cum. My parents enter : "oh my god" they said.
The Red Crewmate From Among Us murders my parents.
"There is no god, only me" he says as he leaves through my window.
He is My Daddy now.
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It was on a weekend
I was 15 years old
I was playing the popular game "Among Us" until my mom called me for dinner.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT !!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM PLAYING THE POPULAR GAME AMONG US!!!" I screamed.
She came to my room and lectured me, she threatened me saying that she was going to call my dad.
"BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THAT AMONG US CAME TO EARTH TO SAVE US FROM THE IMPOSTER!!!! ALL OF THE NON-BELIEVERS WILL BE EJECTED OUT OF EXISTANCE!!!!!, GLORY TO THE RED AMONG US CREWMATE!!!!" I shouted.
She starts crying and calls my dad.
My dad comes to me and says that there's a dissapointment "Among Us" in our family, and it's you.
I start screaming : "HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE !!!!! RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My dad pulls out his belt and start beating the shit out of me , I cry as he hits me , I beg for mercy, he keeps beating me until he leaves.
I lay down in bed crying after that ferocious ass whooping, It's very cold as I am shaking and crying until I start hearing something... a melody... It feels very familiar....very familiar.... It's the Among Us drip ! I felt something touch me , i turn around, HOLY SHIT !!!!! Its The Red Crewmate From Among Us!!!!! I am amazed. He whispers in my ear : "your asshole seems a little bit sussy" , he puts me on my knees, I am ready, he pulls out his 12 inch cock from his Red Among Us Crewmate Suit and puts it in my ass,It feels like I am going to faint. It's big... so big... and it's inside me... It hurts, It hurts so much, I feel like my asshole is burning, but i want to pleasure The Red Crewmate From Among Us , I push against his force. my eyes start watering as the Red crewmate From Among Us releases his hot steamy cum. My parents enter : "oh my god" they said.
The Red Crewmate From Among Us murders my parents.
"There is no god, only me" he says as he leaves through my window.
He is My Daddy now.
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**Comédie Crise D'épilepsie** : Quand il se passe tellement de choses en même tant qu'il faut une minute ou deux pour tout comprendre , voire ne rien comprendre. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedySeizure) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It occasionally hits me like a truck that I have the same sense of humor as someone likely 6 or 7 years my junior. I'm going to be taking my own life shortly.
join the fucking club mate
i cannot believe this made me laugh
now what does this have to do with government
What government are you learning about here? Sussia?
It was on a weekend I was 15 years old I was playing the popular game "Among Us" until my mom called me for dinner. "WHAT DO YOU WANT !!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM PLAYING THE POPULAR GAME AMONG US!!!" I screamed. She came to my room and lectured me, she threatened me saying that she was going to call my dad. "BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THAT AMONG US CAME TO EARTH TO SAVE US FROM THE IMPOSTER!!!! ALL OF THE NON-BELIEVERS WILL BE EJECTED OUT OF EXISTANCE!!!!!, GLORY TO THE RED AMONG US CREWMATE!!!!" I shouted. She starts crying and calls my dad. My dad comes to me and says that there's a dissapointment "Among Us" in our family, and it's you. I start screaming : "HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE !!!!! RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" My dad pulls out his belt and start beating the shit out of me , I cry as he hits me , I beg for mercy, he keeps beating me until he leaves. I lay down in bed crying after that ferocious ass whooping, It's very cold as I am shaking and crying until I start hearing something... a melody... It feels very familiar....very familiar.... It's the Among Us drip ! I felt something touch me , i turn around, HOLY SHIT !!!!! Its The Red Crewmate From Among Us!!!!! I am amazed. He whispers in my ear : "your asshole seems a little bit sussy" , he puts me on my knees, I am ready, he pulls out his 12 inch cock from his Red Among Us Crewmate Suit and puts it in my ass,It feels like I am going to faint. It's big... so big... and it's inside me... It hurts, It hurts so much, I feel like my asshole is burning, but i want to pleasure The Red Crewmate From Among Us , I push against his force. my eyes start watering as the Red crewmate From Among Us releases his hot steamy cum. My parents enter : "oh my god" they said. The Red Crewmate From Among Us murders my parents. "There is no god, only me" he says as he leaves through my window. He is My Daddy now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedySeizure) if you have any questions or concerns.*
when the imposter is sus!
It was on a weekend I was 15 years old I was playing the popular game "Among Us" until my mom called me for dinner. "WHAT DO YOU WANT !!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM PLAYING THE POPULAR GAME AMONG US!!!" I screamed. She came to my room and lectured me, she threatened me saying that she was going to call my dad. "BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THAT AMONG US CAME TO EARTH TO SAVE US FROM THE IMPOSTER!!!! ALL OF THE NON-BELIEVERS WILL BE EJECTED OUT OF EXISTANCE!!!!!, GLORY TO THE RED AMONG US CREWMATE!!!!" I shouted. She starts crying and calls my dad. My dad comes to me and says that there's a dissapointment "Among Us" in our family, and it's you. I start screaming : "HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE !!!!! RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" My dad pulls out his belt and start beating the shit out of me , I cry as he hits me , I beg for mercy, he keeps beating me until he leaves. I lay down in bed crying after that ferocious ass whooping, It's very cold as I am shaking and crying until I start hearing something... a melody... It feels very familiar....very familiar.... It's the Among Us drip ! I felt something touch me , i turn around, HOLY SHIT !!!!! Its The Red Crewmate From Among Us!!!!! I am amazed. He whispers in my ear : "your asshole seems a little bit sussy" , he puts me on my knees, I am ready, he pulls out his 12 inch cock from his Red Among Us Crewmate Suit and puts it in my ass,It feels like I am going to faint. It's big... so big... and it's inside me... It hurts, It hurts so much, I feel like my asshole is burning, but i want to pleasure The Red Crewmate From Among Us , I push against his force. my eyes start watering as the Red crewmate From Among Us releases his hot steamy cum. My parents enter : "oh my god" they said. The Red Crewmate From Among Us murders my parents. "There is no god, only me" he says as he leaves through my window. He is My Daddy now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedySeizure) if you have any questions or concerns.*
when the imposter is sus!
It was on a weekend I was 15 years old I was playing the popular game "Among Us" until my mom called me for dinner. "WHAT DO YOU WANT !!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM PLAYING THE POPULAR GAME AMONG US!!!" I screamed. She came to my room and lectured me, she threatened me saying that she was going to call my dad. "BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THAT AMONG US CAME TO EARTH TO SAVE US FROM THE IMPOSTER!!!! ALL OF THE NON-BELIEVERS WILL BE EJECTED OUT OF EXISTANCE!!!!!, GLORY TO THE RED AMONG US CREWMATE!!!!" I shouted. She starts crying and calls my dad. My dad comes to me and says that there's a dissapointment "Among Us" in our family, and it's you. I start screaming : "HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE !!!!! RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" My dad pulls out his belt and start beating the shit out of me , I cry as he hits me , I beg for mercy, he keeps beating me until he leaves. I lay down in bed crying after that ferocious ass whooping, It's very cold as I am shaking and crying until I start hearing something... a melody... It feels very familiar....very familiar.... It's the Among Us drip ! I felt something touch me , i turn around, HOLY SHIT !!!!! Its The Red Crewmate From Among Us!!!!! I am amazed. He whispers in my ear : "your asshole seems a little bit sussy" , he puts me on my knees, I am ready, he pulls out his 12 inch cock from his Red Among Us Crewmate Suit and puts it in my ass,It feels like I am going to faint. It's big... so big... and it's inside me... It hurts, It hurts so much, I feel like my asshole is burning, but i want to pleasure The Red Crewmate From Among Us , I push against his force. my eyes start watering as the Red crewmate From Among Us releases his hot steamy cum. My parents enter : "oh my god" they said. The Red Crewmate From Among Us murders my parents. "There is no god, only me" he says as he leaves through my window. He is My Daddy now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedySeizure) if you have any questions or concerns.*
when the imposter is sus!
It was on a weekend I was 15 years old I was playing the popular game "Among Us" until my mom called me for dinner. "WHAT DO YOU WANT !!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM PLAYING THE POPULAR GAME AMONG US!!!" I screamed. She came to my room and lectured me, she threatened me saying that she was going to call my dad. "BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THAT AMONG US CAME TO EARTH TO SAVE US FROM THE IMPOSTER!!!! ALL OF THE NON-BELIEVERS WILL BE EJECTED OUT OF EXISTANCE!!!!!, GLORY TO THE RED AMONG US CREWMATE!!!!" I shouted. She starts crying and calls my dad. My dad comes to me and says that there's a dissapointment "Among Us" in our family, and it's you. I start screaming : "HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING AMONG US REFERENCE !!!!! RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS RED SUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" My dad pulls out his belt and start beating the shit out of me , I cry as he hits me , I beg for mercy, he keeps beating me until he leaves. I lay down in bed crying after that ferocious ass whooping, It's very cold as I am shaking and crying until I start hearing something... a melody... It feels very familiar....very familiar.... It's the Among Us drip ! I felt something touch me , i turn around, HOLY SHIT !!!!! Its The Red Crewmate From Among Us!!!!! I am amazed. He whispers in my ear : "your asshole seems a little bit sussy" , he puts me on my knees, I am ready, he pulls out his 12 inch cock from his Red Among Us Crewmate Suit and puts it in my ass,It feels like I am going to faint. It's big... so big... and it's inside me... It hurts, It hurts so much, I feel like my asshole is burning, but i want to pleasure The Red Crewmate From Among Us , I push against his force. my eyes start watering as the Red crewmate From Among Us releases his hot steamy cum. My parents enter : "oh my god" they said. The Red Crewmate From Among Us murders my parents. "There is no god, only me" he says as he leaves through my window. He is My Daddy now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ComedySeizure) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bro i love doing this in nearpod