>What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.
Go crazy
What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.
>What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.
What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.
It's Obvious enemy doesn't understand the game, if you think otherwise, you're just dumb. All Enemy has to do is to frag, anchor clutch up 1v3s every time the team dies, make smart, decisive & offensive plays in the middle of time sensitive rotates in a lv 3 zone from often poor positioning due to the macro calls of his now macro IGL and has to settle arguments to his two established and respected teammates he looks up to as he is just a kid. Enemy is trash bro, Trust.
What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.
it's [pasta](https://old.reddit.com/r/CompetitiveApex/comments/1aemzke/is_this_accurate/kk98i2k/), from the other post in this format about Hal
> It's Obvious Reps doesn't understand the game, if you think otherwise, you're just dumb. All Reps has to do is just frag, support, anchor, co-Igl, carry extra ammo and heals for hal, know which direction hal's looking at when he references the whole POV, has to know which character hal is looking at when he says "shoot here"x5 in the middle of a 5 team battle, simultaneously take space, hold angles and be with hal when he split second decides to move in, prevent teams from walking up taking no damage but taking the focus off hal while scouting and letting hal know which character he and his team is on. Reps is trash bro, Trust.
What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.
credit to [u/LuxorCZ](https://www.reddit.com/user/LuxorCZ/) for the [idea](https://www.reddit.com/r/CompetitiveApex/comments/1aemzke/is_this_accurate/)
Dezign legimately needs therapy. We used to say it about Hal but design has fire passion behind the rage rants lol somethingās gotta come out in that therapy office
You donāt gotta live life like this and if you do it while being self aware about your anger problems youāre just a prick
I feel bad for timmy having to put up with his frustrated "team"
.. glad he got to stay on his other org. You can tell he just wants them to pipe down and focus on what they need to do because it's only stirring the pot and not helping anyone.
> you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door
are we bringing it in or leaving it at the door, design???? these are opposite actions!!
I did, it's on hals vod. I watched another streamer react to it live last night, I didn't watch hals stream and don't know where it is. Any more of a bone would require me to do the work for you at which point I might as well just link it...
"Of me" HuH. Dude asked where to find the clip and nobody had posted anything so I told him where I saw it. People acting like I was gatekeeping the clip or something š
The problem with designāz Goggins rant is he hasnāt backed what he is preaching. If there is a dude who is qualified to say what he is saying that guy should be Hal or Reps.
Hey Google, calculate how long it would take to arrive at La La Land by bike
https://preview.redd.it/ubtqv2unxlfc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3311af7598b2e5e2df7c89d720c1ca9a96b3f429
You cooked with this one.
This entire post is a delight. We are eating good
Amazing š In fairness, I'd probably avoid highways too - those tracks on Olympus have no cover at all
If you're gonna take the scenic route I'd definitely plan to pack some extra syringes
And time your medi right
HAHA THIS IS TOO GOOD
Well done
LMAOOOOO
Oh my godddddd
i actually laughed irl at this one. hoelee this got me good.
lmfaooooo
That rant should honestly become a copypasta. I'd get a laugh out of it.
>What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable. Go crazy
Father timmy just watches the kids fight
Timmy with the substitute teacher voice that does nothing to stop the fight "c'mon guys, just let it go"
Imma read this every time I need some motivation.
What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.
Go wild.
>What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.
Timmy has those dead eyes goin when Dezign starts yelling at Enemy
Like "here we go again" type of shit
Hello darkness my old friend...
I cringed so hard when he said the get comfortable line. Like dude was just spitting random lines at that point lol
Just corny regurgitated āgrindsetā quotes
Dude was def hyping himself up on YouTube before the games
Dezign was 100% watching David Goggins videos before this
He said he stayed up the night before looking up motivational things to say
Damn imagine if he stayed up the night before practicing getting a medkit off in zone š
I heard he kept running around asking who gonna carry the boats.
It's so lame. I hate that shit.
Spamming voice lines
What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.
Exactly I so wanted Enemy to be like damn you really thought you were cooking with that one eh?
Yeah heās corny as hell, sounds like a āI tell it like it isā edgy Pinterest mom
10% of people will yell at other people when in reality they are yelling at themselves. In Apex this number jumps to 94.3%.
I think I'm closer to 99.4%
I'm just happy to have people with mics and charged fire alarms. I don't want the negativity.
Hal apologizing and saying itās on him when they āonlyā got sixth the other day was a neat twist though
Sad to say, I've been guilty of this myself.
Its okay everyone has done it at some point in there life
It's Obvious enemy doesn't understand the game, if you think otherwise, you're just dumb. All Enemy has to do is to frag, anchor clutch up 1v3s every time the team dies, make smart, decisive & offensive plays in the middle of time sensitive rotates in a lv 3 zone from often poor positioning due to the macro calls of his now macro IGL and has to settle arguments to his two established and respected teammates he looks up to as he is just a kid. Enemy is trash bro, Trust.
No, this is a fault of Devs ruining the game! Remove the zone damage from Apex!!!!
Clearly AA
it's clearly horizon, come on devs re-balance her a 9th time.
The med-select wheel doesnāt have Aim Assist on it. Howās my poor boy expected to compete.
Atleast now you get the sarcasm lol
What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.
And remember it's digi day.
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it's [pasta](https://old.reddit.com/r/CompetitiveApex/comments/1aemzke/is_this_accurate/kk98i2k/), from the other post in this format about Hal > It's Obvious Reps doesn't understand the game, if you think otherwise, you're just dumb. All Reps has to do is just frag, support, anchor, co-Igl, carry extra ammo and heals for hal, know which direction hal's looking at when he references the whole POV, has to know which character hal is looking at when he says "shoot here"x5 in the middle of a 5 team battle, simultaneously take space, hold angles and be with hal when he split second decides to move in, prevent teams from walking up taking no damage but taking the focus off hal while scouting and letting hal know which character he and his team is on. Reps is trash bro, Trust.
Ahhhh my bad, haven't been on reddit for a while so missed that pasta
Bro it wasnāt that hardā¦
Heās just dumb
That speech is my pre-workout.
If someone could isolate the audio and put it over Dreams & Nightmares or First Day Out, I'd work out to it.
[Use at your own risk](https://streamable.com/4s8k3t) *PS: my video editing skills are bad so expect trash*
Lmaooo hey I give you mad props just for trying
My plan was to make something so bad someone will cringe and actually do it properly, but don't tell anyone
lmao this is the cherry on top of this entire thread. hilarious edit
incredible
I'd love to see Dezign react to this.
Link me the clip when it happens because it will, I will manifest it into reality
What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.
credit to [u/LuxorCZ](https://www.reddit.com/user/LuxorCZ/) for the [idea](https://www.reddit.com/r/CompetitiveApex/comments/1aemzke/is_this_accurate/)
u/dezignful
Get comfortable being uncomfortable is so cringe. As was this rant, itās just a bunch of random cliches being thrown at the wall.
Dezign legimately needs therapy. We used to say it about Hal but design has fire passion behind the rage rants lol somethingās gotta come out in that therapy office You donāt gotta live life like this and if you do it while being self aware about your anger problems youāre just a prick
Dude is scary good at what he does. I bet he was a bully in highschool
100%
Now is this is competitive apex!
Heās a cringelord & man child. Dude is such an embarrassment to the scene & his team.
Idc what anyone says Dezign is fucking hilarious
I feel bad for timmy having to put up with his frustrated "team" .. glad he got to stay on his other org. You can tell he just wants them to pipe down and focus on what they need to do because it's only stirring the pot and not helping anyone.
This is my favorite post in this sub
I need to hear this in Hal's voice
> you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door are we bringing it in or leaving it at the door, design???? these are opposite actions!!
Dezign is a content machine. Huge dub
Anyone have a link to the clip? This is legendary
It's on hals vod.
Hal has several VODs my friend. Care to specify which one? Additionally VODs are about 8 hours long so care to throw me a helpful bone?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DHZ-8VGeIE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DHZ-8VGeIE)
Thank you!! This is an example of being helpful u/IMxJB
Why are you tagging me? Was I not helpful to you?
Precisely zero help
Yeah ok bud š
https://youtu.be/pyvnEWEfzkU?si=gjRU-XHmEs91g2_c This one is the DSG CEO reacting lol
https://youtu.be/9DHZ-8VGeIE?si=dccxkY-4P9Y7fdtu
I did, it's on hals vod. I watched another streamer react to it live last night, I didn't watch hals stream and don't know where it is. Any more of a bone would require me to do the work for you at which point I might as well just link it...
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"Of me" HuH. Dude asked where to find the clip and nobody had posted anything so I told him where I saw it. People acting like I was gatekeeping the clip or something š
So donāt add your comment if you cannot help or provide any value to the original question?
LMAOO the legendary med cancel!
lmao man this clip took me back to boot camp
Now that I read it. Low key inspirational
This just made my day š
Passion
Thatās not passion thatās being cringe
Passion, cringe, toxic, all the same
Guy sucks soo bad
literally goggins-brain'd terminal
"dont get nervous" "just buy a house!"
The last part was motivation
The problem with designāz Goggins rant is he hasnāt backed what he is preaching. If there is a dude who is qualified to say what he is saying that guy should be Hal or Reps.
Does someone have the actual clip of this
LMAO xd
ill be coming back to laugh at that clip for at least the next week
Literally meš š but it will get better after i take a short breather
Bro has the f*in' point!