T O P

  • By -

ForsakeTheEarth

Hey Google, calculate how long it would take to arrive at La La Land by bike


ForsakeTheEarth

​ https://preview.redd.it/ubtqv2unxlfc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3311af7598b2e5e2df7c89d720c1ca9a96b3f429


Baethovn

You cooked with this one.


Barcaroli

This entire post is a delight. We are eating good


KODPai

Amazing šŸ˜‚ In fairness, I'd probably avoid highways too - those tracks on Olympus have no cover at all


ForsakeTheEarth

If you're gonna take the scenic route I'd definitely plan to pack some extra syringes


mumblingmoss

And time your medi right


_bloo

HAHA THIS IS TOO GOOD


Anxyte

Well done


MTskier12

LMAOOOOO


dorekk

Oh my godddddd


xa3D

i actually laughed irl at this one. hoelee this got me good.


dorekk

lmfaooooo


Fenris-Asgeir

That rant should honestly become a copypasta. I'd get a laugh out of it.


itsgojovers

>What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable. Go crazy


Mattc5o6

Father timmy just watches the kids fight


[deleted]

Timmy with the substitute teacher voice that does nothing to stop the fight "c'mon guys, just let it go"


toomuchswagithurts

Imma read this every time I need some motivation.


Barcaroli

What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.


beebazzar

Go wild.


KingDrivah

>What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.


thenaniwatiger

Timmy has those dead eyes goin when Dezign starts yelling at Enemy


Barcaroli

Like "here we go again" type of shit


dorekk

Hello darkness my old friend...


superomnia

I cringed so hard when he said the get comfortable line. Like dude was just spitting random lines at that point lol


mumblingmoss

Just corny regurgitated ā€œgrindsetā€ quotes


superomnia

Dude was def hyping himself up on YouTube before the games


Astral_Alive

Dezign was 100% watching David Goggins videos before this


uttermybiscuit

He said he stayed up the night before looking up motivational things to say


Astral_Alive

Damn imagine if he stayed up the night before practicing getting a medkit off in zone šŸ˜…


KingDrivah

I heard he kept running around asking who gonna carry the boats.


dorekk

It's so lame. I hate that shit.


Relatively_Cool

Spamming voice lines


GravityGalaxy

What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.


wbl7w6

Exactly I so wanted Enemy to be like damn you really thought you were cooking with that one eh?


realfakejames

Yeah heā€™s corny as hell, sounds like a ā€œI tell it like it isā€ edgy Pinterest mom


Sammieiswilde

10% of people will yell at other people when in reality they are yelling at themselves. In Apex this number jumps to 94.3%.


StayKrazie

I think I'm closer to 99.4%


7818

I'm just happy to have people with mics and charged fire alarms. I don't want the negativity.


RicoSuave1881

Hal apologizing and saying itā€™s on him when they ā€œonlyā€ got sixth the other day was a neat twist though


MattyMoses

Sad to say, I've been guilty of this myself.


Scarlettgoddesskat

Its okay everyone has done it at some point in there life


GodWillPayForThis

It's Obvious enemy doesn't understand the game, if you think otherwise, you're just dumb. All Enemy has to do is to frag, anchor clutch up 1v3s every time the team dies, make smart, decisive & offensive plays in the middle of time sensitive rotates in a lv 3 zone from often poor positioning due to the macro calls of his now macro IGL and has to settle arguments to his two established and respected teammates he looks up to as he is just a kid. Enemy is trash bro, Trust.


LuxorCZ

No, this is a fault of Devs ruining the game! Remove the zone damage from Apex!!!!


IMxJB

Clearly AA


GodWillPayForThis

it's clearly horizon, come on devs re-balance her a 9th time.


MiamiVicePurple

The med-select wheel doesnā€™t have Aim Assist on it. Howā€™s my poor boy expected to compete.


Same_Paramedic_3329

Atleast now you get the sarcasm lol


Barcaroli

What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.


overwatcherthrowaway

And remember it's digi day.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


pdzido

it's [pasta](https://old.reddit.com/r/CompetitiveApex/comments/1aemzke/is_this_accurate/kk98i2k/), from the other post in this format about Hal > It's Obvious Reps doesn't understand the game, if you think otherwise, you're just dumb. All Reps has to do is just frag, support, anchor, co-Igl, carry extra ammo and heals for hal, know which direction hal's looking at when he references the whole POV, has to know which character hal is looking at when he says "shoot here"x5 in the middle of a 5 team battle, simultaneously take space, hold angles and be with hal when he split second decides to move in, prevent teams from walking up taking no damage but taking the focus off hal while scouting and letting hal know which character he and his team is on. Reps is trash bro, Trust.


YodaTookMyVirginity

Ahhhh my bad, haven't been on reddit for a while so missed that pasta


Maleficent_Rub_309

Bro it wasnā€™t that hardā€¦


SpyroAndHunter

Heā€™s just dumb


JevvyMedia

That speech is my pre-workout.


MillerLatte

If someone could isolate the audio and put it over Dreams & Nightmares or First Day Out, I'd work out to it.


javier9lt

[Use at your own risk](https://streamable.com/4s8k3t) ​ *PS: my video editing skills are bad so expect trash*


MillerLatte

Lmaooo hey I give you mad props just for trying


javier9lt

My plan was to make something so bad someone will cringe and actually do it properly, but don't tell anyone


hmm_bags

lmao this is the cherry on top of this entire thread. hilarious edit


FaithlessnessThick29

incredible


DjAlex420

I'd love to see Dezign react to this.


[deleted]

Link me the clip when it happens because it will, I will manifest it into reality


[deleted]

What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.


itsgojovers

credit to [u/LuxorCZ](https://www.reddit.com/user/LuxorCZ/) for the [idea](https://www.reddit.com/r/CompetitiveApex/comments/1aemzke/is_this_accurate/)


Ferraaa

u/dezignful


3BetLight

Get comfortable being uncomfortable is so cringe. As was this rant, itā€™s just a bunch of random cliches being thrown at the wall.


TrustTheProcess76_

Dezign legimately needs therapy. We used to say it about Hal but design has fire passion behind the rage rants lol somethingā€™s gotta come out in that therapy office You donā€™t gotta live life like this and if you do it while being self aware about your anger problems youā€™re just a prick


peeweekid

Dude is scary good at what he does. I bet he was a bully in highschool


dorekk

100%


jeremyflowers91

Now is this is competitive apex!


gonerboy223

Heā€™s a cringelord & man child. Dude is such an embarrassment to the scene & his team.


hdjdhfodnc

Idc what anyone says Dezign is fucking hilarious


EverythingsFukt

I feel bad for timmy having to put up with his frustrated "team" .. glad he got to stay on his other org. You can tell he just wants them to pipe down and focus on what they need to do because it's only stirring the pot and not helping anyone.


[deleted]

This is my favorite post in this sub


edamane12345

I need to hear this in Hal's voice


Life-Presence-4861

> you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door are we bringing it in or leaving it at the door, design???? these are opposite actions!!


clydefrogggg

Dezign is a content machine. Huge dub


CHICK3N_PARM

Anyone have a link to the clip? This is legendary


IMxJB

It's on hals vod.


CHICK3N_PARM

Hal has several VODs my friend. Care to specify which one? Additionally VODs are about 8 hours long so care to throw me a helpful bone?


itsgojovers

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DHZ-8VGeIE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DHZ-8VGeIE)


CHICK3N_PARM

Thank you!! This is an example of being helpful u/IMxJB


IMxJB

Why are you tagging me? Was I not helpful to you?


CHICK3N_PARM

Precisely zero help


IMxJB

Yeah ok bud šŸ‘


No_Cardiologist8650

https://youtu.be/pyvnEWEfzkU?si=gjRU-XHmEs91g2_c This one is the DSG CEO reacting lol


Natural-Increase5923

https://youtu.be/9DHZ-8VGeIE?si=dccxkY-4P9Y7fdtu


IMxJB

I did, it's on hals vod. I watched another streamer react to it live last night, I didn't watch hals stream and don't know where it is. Any more of a bone would require me to do the work for you at which point I might as well just link it...


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


IMxJB

"Of me" HuH. Dude asked where to find the clip and nobody had posted anything so I told him where I saw it. People acting like I was gatekeeping the clip or something šŸ˜†


CHICK3N_PARM

So donā€™t add your comment if you cannot help or provide any value to the original question?


LuxorCZ

LMAOO the legendary med cancel!


ReptillianDeception

lmao man this clip took me back to boot camp


mardegre

Now that I read it. Low key inspirational


mrfen1

This just made my day šŸ˜‚


KuzcoSensei

Passion


realfakejames

Thatā€™s not passion thatā€™s being cringe


KuzcoSensei

Passion, cringe, toxic, all the same


musclesmarranara

Guy sucks soo bad


simpleanswersjk

literally goggins-brain'd terminal


Leoniwis

"dont get nervous" "just buy a house!"


Infamous-Ad6370

The last part was motivation


tim00007

The problem with designā€™z Goggins rant is he hasnā€™t backed what he is preaching. If there is a dude who is qualified to say what he is saying that guy should be Hal or Reps.


hypno_jam

Does someone have the actual clip of this


Lazyman2211

LMAO xd


Slow-Hat-8661

ill be coming back to laugh at that clip for at least the next week


EsdeathGouhl

Literally mešŸ˜…šŸ˜‚ but it will get better after i take a short breather


True_Darkness_54

Bro has the f*in' point!