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Choastistoast

They are there strictly for skateboarders and roller blades to keep them off.


jmjm1

Ah. Very clever you guys are. Thanks.


Rororoolz69

Not clever! It's very frustrating! That looks like a yummy ass spot to bust a 50/50!


lukemia94

Yeah as a concrete guy and a skateboarder these make me extra sad, but also twice as determined to skate a spot


Virtual_Common204

Car battery, jumper cables, welding stick and a piece of angle iron and you could make that a grind spot in 5 minutes.


slimjibberr

Hammer, chisel and block of wax and you’re skating it in 10 minutes


dumpyredditacct

Complete disregard for bodily harm and you could be skating it NOW


SlickDillywick

I do love the videos of people skating over the skate stoppers and stomping a grind anyway


VikingRages

Or you can just be epic and treat each as a chance for a 180 kickflip before you biff it on the last one!


xeen313

Potato, snorkel mask and cork screw, I've done more with less


factorygremlin

hell yeah i haven't ever seen anyone add angle iron only remove the stops. you're a genius!


Rororoolz69

Just gotta bring the ol Tonya harding and pry bar


xenona22

lol your old but so am I


ratrodder49

Fellow VGG enthusiast? Or simply a man of culture?


Rororoolz69

Bit of both!


chalkline1776

At least as a concrete guy/skateboarder we know how to easily remove and patch them ;)


[deleted]

Thrasher has a set of videos on concrete skate spot methods. Ardex feather finish is what they like.


evlhornet

Can you do a grindy thingy


Any-Bus-9944

There’s like 200 steps and the rail’s garbage.


evlhornet

Well, hey, if it’s too hardcore…


layzieyezislayzieyez

Joke is on whoever put them there. This makes skateboarders hornier to rub their trucks on that. They can remove them at will and all that money and metal doesn’t stop them.


incognito_vito

You’re so right. God I want to rub my trucks on that


Sexycoed1972

Vandals, you mean. Breaking public stuff.


RepresentativeOk4432

It’s actually so homeless people don’t wipe their butts there.


mckenzie_keith

Skateboarding is not a crime.


Type1_Throwaway

Damn, reading that takes me back to 1996. Thanks for the nostalgia trip.


allthethings012

Back to 1986 for me!


Handlestach

OG right here. Directional boards loaded with plastic to scrape up.


Choastistoast

Depends on the old person you talk too.


mammaryglands

Damaging shit is though


Lsfnzo

People still blade?


dirty34

fruit boot'n


KnifeKnut

I had hoped Reddit had moved past this homophobic slur, but I guess not


dirty34

hows that hopey changey shit working out for you?


ApostropheD

Team Pup n Suds is doing just fine tyvm


Choastistoast

No idea. I haven't since middle school. I know my son has a set and he is 25.


Lsfnzo

Maybe it’ll make a come back


norcalifornyeah

rollerskating came back, so i'm sure people still blade.


TubeSockLover87

Yup, its all back. Since right before covid, and it accelerated.


incognito_vito

What like Beyblades?


tradeisbad

it might be one of the best way to commute around a city. I've see one youtube dude who is smooth as fuck through New York traffic. It really seems like the most competitive urban micro mobility is rollerblades. but I wouldn't because I'd rather carry a board and keep my shoes on then have to change skates. just me though. I also like minimalist shoes and using my feet and ankles.


donjohnmontana

I see roller bladers in Portland. But you know, Portland . . .


Choastistoast

Weird...


CAMCRETE210

The blade never fades.


CremeDeLaPants

Yep. Did a job next to a skate park and probably 10% blades.


Crazyhairmonster

The hardest part about roller blading is telling your family that you're a pedo.


carlton_sand

they should really put one big long piece of angle iron to make sure no one can skate any piece of it /s


Optimal-Landscape-17

As a skateboarder it’s really annoying


MonthPretend

We call them skater-haters here.


fourtyonexx

Damn rollerbladers are more popular than BMXers over yonder?? Thats interesting:0


Mr_Gavitt

That $5 security Torx driver too hard to find for skateboarders?


chalkline1776

they're usually epoxied in there


Bb42766

Nah They can't remove them. They don't have the instructions from tye screws or screwdriver.. They wouldn't know which way to turn them.


seymoure-bux

Out here criticizing skater intelligence but you can't even put together a coherent sentence. Joking, but some of the absolute best concrete companies employ (or are owned by) old skateboard kids obsessed with using the skill to build parks. You should see their pool work 👌🏼


hayfero

My brother builds skate parks around the country, he’s been a skater for 20 yrs or so. He loves it.


Bb42766

Lol The end of your comment just enforces the lack of said intelligence... They're not smart enough to know pools are supposed to have water in them. Not skateboards


ap2patrick

Wow this is so boomer coded. Pathetic. What is it with dumb asses lashing out at things they don’t understand…


Bb42766

I understand completely. A bunch of ignorant punks that feel it's OK to tear up public n private property with thier boards at others expense. That ain't boomer kid. That's ignorant


boofskootinboogie

Old man yells at cloud!


rickyshine

Whats next??? "nobody wants to work anymore👴🏻"


Bb42766

Lol That's sad but true. You can hire all kinds of guys. But can't get much done with .most of them no matter how much you pay. About 1 outa 20 new hires is a keeper


rickyshine

Its cause old heads like you suck at leading


Bb42766

You meant to say Props to the old heads that worked hard and got the job done and built a reputation and built a decades old thriving business and can't retire because there's nobody coming up that can/will do the work now days. I understand your confusion because your probably one of them.


ap2patrick

Shut up goober… Some of the best concrete workers are skaters because they build fucking skate ramps all day. Judgmental asshole…


Bb42766

Haaaa I know and have poured more concrete than the Roman's in the last 45 years . Aunt never met a goober on a board in the crew where there's any work to do yet


LeBongJaames

This is definitely rage bait, but skateboarders are more technically inclined than you or anyone you know lmfao


Bb42766

Lol You must be one for the proof of banging your head on the pavement too many times is showing lol


LeBongJaames

You can’t even figure out how to unsubscribe from emails my friend


Crazy_Bedroom_876

Many of these kinds of angled skate stoppers are considered two hit specials lol. U bring a hammer or hit them with your board and they come off.


Bb42766

Damn counterfeit Chinese tapcons. If contractor wasn't trying to cut corners, That wouldn't happen


DougMacRay617

hahahaha good point.


AndThenTheUndertaker

Getting the right size torx drive and bringing it to this park at a time to remove all of them without getting caught and hope they don't just get put right back is a lot higher effort for most people than just... finding someplace else to go. It's like the lock on your house. A good lockpick could get past it in less than a minute. I can't even lockpick and I could force my way inside in half that time if I was willing to cause damage on the way in. But it's enough to deter 99% of people because they'll just take the path of least resistance and shift their focus somewhere else.


Heretogetaltered

Skate stoppers, they make them in a variety of styles and different mounting options. At the end of the day if we want to skate it we will find a way to take them off.


-SunGazing-

Battery powered angle grinders.


SoapyMacNCheese

Looks like you'd just need a security torx screwdriver.


-SunGazing-

Yeah, maybe, but there’s different types of these things, some are built in.


TimeSalvager

_Skaters uh break free. Skaters uh expand to uh new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously uh. But uh skaters find a way._


santacruzbiker50

Hostile architecture. Skater haters


armen89

I don’t think it’s strictly for hating. Could possibly be reducing injury liability on whatever property it’s on.


ap2patrick

Yea because skateboarders famously hang around after getting injured on private property… That excuse is such bullshit and is defense #1 for bitch ass Karen’s that just don’t want people to have fun in ways they don’t understand. Now if you would say “it keeps them from fucking up private property” that is an argument I cannot fight against.


Educational_Carpet83

That tree is so straight


HefDog

Because everyone knows Skateboarding is a gateway to the criminal underworld, the dark web, and human trafficking. Skateboarders meet by smooth concrete edges to plan their next round of ballot theft. It’s a serious problem. Those kids should be inside playing video games damnit.


JimmyWille

Everyone knows skateboarding is a gateway drug to tax evasion, embezzlement and insider trading.


OctopusBroadcasting

Skate stoppers, fuck 'em


Mueltime

Grinder minders


Questside_

Skate deterrents


mcadamkev

Anti-Skateboarding things.


-SunGazing-

Anti skate architecture.


59chevyguy

Yep, towns would rather have teens sitting at home playing video games, binging toxic social media, doing drugs, vandalizing property, etc. rather than a harmless sport.


ParkerWGB

Skate stoppers. Such a bummer.


Doofchook

You'd think cutting a few grooves would be cheaper, easier, look better and can't be removed, but these metal things seem to be popular.


WolfGangSwizle

lol there is other designs that do that, skaters just fill in the grooves. When we want to skate something, we figure it out.


Crazyhairmonster

Design the edge like this... /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ Where each peak to trough is 4 inches. Beat that skaters


Butts_in_Seats

Bondo/steel stick will take care of that real quick


throwghurt

look like a great fixing to weld a rail to


ayrbindr

The gnar dogs back smith right over them. 🤙


MeesterMeeseeks

You obviously have never been a rad ass dude


hedgehogwhoqwacks

There’s a cool page on instagram called knobbuster or something similar, whole account dedicated to a guy removing these from spots so skaters can grind them!


oneWeek2024

hostile architecture. geared towards skate boarders.


Cameraman1dxm2

That’s what boomers install on edges they don’t want the skateboarders to grind on.


ChronicEntropic

Skateboarding is not a crime.


armen89

Sure but having people fall on your property and sue you is annoying


ap2patrick

Right because skateboarders are famously litigious… Such a bullshit excuse that almost never fucking happens. Just say you don’t like skateboarders. Say you’re hate with your fucking chest, stop hiding behind convenient veils.


armen89

Buddy relax. I’m not a skater myself and never have been but I’ve only ever seen and heard good things about the skate community. I love that they’re around and me myself support and wish there were more of you lads. Get off your high horse and think reasonably ffs.


boofskootinboogie

Dude you really got a nerve struck lol. I don’t think he thinks the skaters will sue, but their parents definitely will. So emotional over Reddit comments, relax


Massive_Safe_3220

Nope. Those are “fun stopper” related


pipe_layer83

Mostly due to Karens


Creative-Tangelo-127

They zap napping homeless


jimyjami

Oh. I see them on a long low wall near where I live. The workmanship on the wall is so shtty no skateboarder would want to grind on that wall. Now the one posted looks even, but rough. Some regular grinding will make it look better. iNsUrAnCe I’ll bet. Fear shuts down a lot of normal activity. Can I sue if I walk into a wall?


RombiMcDude

Oh boy. Here we go.


dab_dad88

Nothing a grinder can't fix.


Butts_in_Seats

Lol I can top soul right over those. Nothing a hammer can't fix


Getyourownwaffle

They are there to keep skate boarders from having a good time.


LeBongJaames

It’s hilarious because you know they spent over a thousand dollars for those skate stoppers to make the concrete look like shit ahyway


sohcordohc

They’re called skate stoppers


ComprehensiveEqual20

I poured a small retaining wall around the playground for my kids grade school. The principal asked me to do something to keep the skateboards off. I put 1 1/2“ chamfer every foot or so. I think at actually made it more fun for them


xxxanthony

Ahh yes, one must remove those to be a good person


rrhhoorreedd

Antiskate protectors


hammerhitnail

Nofunsies hardware


jjuicy77

Dont understand why they dont just add a long piece of angle to sweeten up that spot.


Dapper-Cookie-6228

Looks like security bit set and drill and wax be skating in 5 minutes.


HovercraftLeast863

They're to make kids vandalize everything around that area


Plastic-Telephone-43

They are something lame-ass normies put up to stop skateboarders.


thepicklebob

Team Pup n Suds yo.


SpiritedEmu7810

Hostile architecture!


EddieCutlass

Calm down Karen


EddieCutlass

More skateboarding, less Karens.


Jaws263

lol


lCoopl

A lot of skaters work with concrete. Needless to say if they wanna skate it, they’ll pop them off and skate.


liberalssuck2

It’s their property they can do what they wish


ap2patrick

Username checks out… When your entire identity is “owning the libs”… Genuinely pathetic.