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notmtfirstu

Just go ahead and stick your foot under there to get it over with.


ThinkItThrough48

"Toe Masher Deluxe" - Now with extra toe mashing power! Available for a limited time with the "knee crippler" footrest too!!!


cantfigureitatall

Hope they don’t have a cat


HoomerSimps0n

If they do, they won’t for much longer!


_tang0_

First thing i noticed too. Definitely not a chair to have around toddlers.


StationAccomplished3

or pets.


notmtfirstu

Or adults 


TheStoicNihilist

Or hamsters.


jonhy2222

Or parakeet.


Zandsman

Or step-sister.


SSBeavo

Or pretty much anything with a skeletal system.


notmtfirstu

Or worms


queencityrangers

Or toads


No-Permission-5268

Pretty birdie


mp3006

Or drinkers


digdugdoink

Ya goodbye to the cats tail


notmtfirstu

At least not ones you like, or want to be able to continue using their feet.


Johnny_ac3s

Hipsters have no concern for these earthly worries. - some hipster design student


No-Proof5913

Can confirm, hurts like hell


mycoryan

Yeah felt like I was watching an episode of forged in fire, be like the weapon should not also hurt the judge. You lost now get the fu…


Gann0x

It can cast your foot into the shape of a pancake in a single extrusion too.


Sdmonkey25

Note how the toes are reaching for the sky. The toes know the danger…


anon_lurk

Lmao. Imagine that pinky toe stub, you know the one I’m talking about.


raw_copium

Have you ever wanted to sit uncomfortably, whilst risking the safety of your entire forefoot? Well, look no further the Footinator 2000.


daddymcdadjokes

Are you sick and tired of having functional toes and a comfortable walking stride? Has sitting become so boring that you’d prefer rocking on furniture that could fail structurally at any moment leaving you falling into jagged concrete while it also falls on top of you? Well have I got a product for YOU!


Adderall_Rant

The funny part is, the actor, watch his left foot at the end. We all know he already smashed his foot. His entire foot muscles have flexed, toes curled away from the kill zone.


Regular_Pie_8207

Had to rewatch for validity, you are infact, correct good sir.


woweezuu

Is anyone else getting young Steve Jobs vibes from this guy?


ZincII

They used asbestos in the mix to get the tensile strength up so why don't you sand it to perfection as well.


_DapperDanMan-

Air drums. Check. Air guitar. You know it, bruh. Bare feet. Just got his pedi. Send it.


nicolauz

Hey you gotta do something with that Kickass and Kraven money ey.


mcadamkev

Extrusion is not what happened.


digitdaily1

Ha, my first thought


mitrie

Yeah, this reeks of something made by someone who has played in CAD software too much. Looks cool though.


CommunicationKey3018

I was just wondering how the heck you would extrude concrete


so-very-very-tired

My reaction as well though...they are 3D printing houses with concrete that is essentially extruded.


CommunicationKey3018

The 3D printed houses are not using extrusion either...


so-very-very-tired

It's a form of extrusion: [https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0958946520303607](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0958946520303607) Is it the same as extruding aluminum or play-doh? No.


CommunicationKey3018

OK, I guess that is a form of extrusion.


mcadamkev

Hell no. Right under the pic it says poured 15000 psi. (Poured)


Master_Dodge

No, it's not. Just because you found a paper that missuses a word doesn't now mean that word means something else. Extrusion is a process used to create objects of a fixed cross-sectional profile by pushing material through a die of the desired cross-section What that paper describes is additive manufacture. Maybe trying to be smart when you don't know anything about Engineering was a bad idea?


mitrie

>Extrusion is a process used to create objects of a fixed cross-sectional profile by pushing material through a die of the desired cross-section. Isn't that precisely the technique being used in the additive manufacturing process? Just the exit point of the extruder is being moved about to create a more complex shape? To say it another way, it wouldn't be correct to say that the house was extruded, but it was constructed using extruded concrete.


so-very-very-tired

So you went from a simple quibble about definitions to being a pedantic asshole in the span of 3 comments. FFS. Anyways, you're wrong. Yes, it's a form of additive manufacturing...via the extrusion of concrete. Deal with it.


Master_Dodge

Is reading hard for you? I made a single comment correcting you. I'm not sure where you get three comments from but I assume from your grasp of engineering is similar to your ability to count... But sure, argue with the chartered master of engineering about what Extrusion is. Twit.


so-very-very-tired

Oh look at mr. Big brain bragging on the internet. Has a masters degree yet can’t handle a simple conversation without going full douchebag. Lol. Fuck right off.


ZekeHanle

Lmao don’t feed the trolls. Everything is extrusion. When I pour milk into my coffee? That’s extrusion. Biting into a taco? I’m extruding the taco into my mouth. Concrete getting pumped? Actually they’re extruding it. Anytime anything passes through something else, that’s extrusion!!! /s


MisterEinc

Kinda curious what you're experience in the industry is after that last comment. Working in rapid protyping I don't know of anyone who doesn't refer to the hot end of an FDM printer as an extruder.


CalmNeedleworker2926

Extruded curb?


cuziters

I’m not sure what a truss “raft” is either. I see two triangles but not sure the structure classifies as a truss design. 


Loud-Item-1243

“I’m in danger!” Ralph Wiggum


cars_n_clocks

What do you mean by cast in single extrusion? Is there a mold like precast pipe or are you just saying it is a monolithic pour?


cuziters

Mono…..railllllll! I mean ……lithiccccc pour…. Is I think what they meant. 


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ImRightImRight

That's not what extrusion means, FYI


lovestick2021

Nice and lightweight then.


tecktrader

Looks cool but must be uncomfortable


Pipe_Memes

But look on the bright side, it can remove all of your pesky toes very easily.


Known-Programmer-611

Cats goin to love that chair maybe not their tales tho!


Zealousideal_Use_163

380lbs? “Friends, please come over. I need help moving a chair.”


kevlarbuns

“Hey. I have a really cool idea. What if I play air guitar in the chair?” “Nobody cares, Doug. Just sit in the fucking chair.”


Capable_Weather4223

Isn't that how the Indians used to grind corn and such? It'll fuck up that stone in no time.


this_shit

Rides on rubber they say.


happyanathema

"This item requires our 20 man delivery service"


Fluffy-Experience406

This looks supremely uncomfortable. What a waste of effort lol


Was_Silly

Yes why would we want anything to look nice and be unique.


Fluffy-Experience406

I mean if that's what you like then go for it. I personally don't think it's very functional or very nice looking but I personally prefer hardwood furniture. This is an online forum and I was simply sharing my opinion.


No-Proof5913

Client after more “interactive sculpture” than “ergonomic perfection” but yes very labor intensive, especially the curve. Back is 110 degrees.


Outside_Performer_66

“Doris, you want me to move it to which room now?! Uggg” - Doris’ husband as he lugs this thing to the next perfect spot, one step at a time, hurting his back in the process.


eerun165

Which is it, a cast or extrusion?


ImRightImRight

Yours is more aesthetically striking, but the Willy Guhl Loop Chair retains the crown. [https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/willy-guhls-innovative-1950s-loop-chair-still-has-endless-appeal](https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/willy-guhls-innovative-1950s-loop-chair-still-has-endless-appeal) Now available with GFRC instead of the original asbestos [https://www.gardenista.com/products/loop-chair-modern-concrete-outdoor-chair/](https://www.gardenista.com/products/loop-chair-modern-concrete-outdoor-chair/)


No-Proof5913

He’s the goat for sure


BillyNitehammer

Gluten Free Rocking Concrete?


RodeoJr

Only furniture that’s safe from hair accumulation and clawing. I hate love it


alienandro

Best concrete post yet!!


Rickb813

Looks like you could crack walnuts under the rocker.. or toes.


ModustrialMaker

Very cool! You could probably cut the weight in half by making it 5/8" to 3/4" thick and use AR glass fiber mesh sheets. With GFRC, it would still be plenty strong if you add a radius at the inside corners to beef them up, while keeping the rest thinner.


No-Proof5913

Challenge accepted! Great note


CalvinWasSchizo

Heavy, uncomfortable, not exactly pleasing to look at, could easily crush a toe or tail I guess my biggest question is why?


No-Proof5913

Pacific Palisades & the Hamptons aren’t after pragmatism


swanie02

Looks comfortable AF.


Sunnykit00

Well that looks insanely dangerous.


Gann0x

Is it just bare concrete on the bottom? The rocking is gonna destroy whatever surface it sits on in short fucking order.


No-Proof5913

Rubber rails


dumbseeyouintea

Your poor cat's tail...


chasing_contentment

Bone crusher 9000


KeytapTheProgrammer

Any physics or maths oriented redditors want to take a stab at the amount of force that would be exerted on a foot in the gruesome scenario we're collectively imagining?


noisette666

I’ll take one if it’s M80 grade and post stressed


healthytuna33

Dave, you know him. the asshole looking guy, Always prepped for floods, says “alright alright alright” a whole bunch. Yea he got a new chair


Hopeful-Street4076

God I'd love to hit that with a hammer


mikesdanktank

Brutalist Recliner


Bourbonator3

That rocks


this_shit

Fucking beautiful. Excellent work! What does "single extrusion" mean? Can you extrude concrete? Love the counterweight consideration. Did you create prototypes or was that modeled?


nainotlaw

It’s a Haberman!


Tudar87

Hello Normals!


runningfromyourself

Looks like typical uncomfortable rich people shite


IndependentPrior5719

You can relax and everyone will stay away!


Hafe15

I hate “modern” designs. It feels so cold and ugly, devoid of soul or emotion.


Pompitis

Fashion always goes out of fashion. I don't see any women walking around with those very pointy and long clown shoes anymore.


Individual-Main-5036

This is some DIY life hack video lmao. What's people's obsession with making everything out of concrete lol


No-Proof5913

Brutalism


RedEd024

How much does it weigh?


AnonymousButtCheeks

looks like it would hurt my butt cheeks


Forthe49ers

Nothing about this looks comfortable


damnalexisonreddit

Extruded ? I want to see this in action sounds dope


cajerunner

Looks like a toe-cutter-offer Or a small-pet-squisher


layzieyezislayzieyez

Needs a concrete pillow and concrete blanket.


loonattica

This week, on Homicidal Furniture…


bearded_drummer

Okay, show me you're a little douchey without saying anything.


dunncrew

And only weighs 600 pounds!


Academic-Employer784

Dumbest thing I seen all day.


Effective-Notice3867

I can’t helping you move , my dog got a dentist appointment… sorry bro


XArgel_TalX

Interesting design concept can be summed up in three words: "uncomfortable, dangerous, stupid"


ayrbindr

Nice throne for whoever wins "king of the sand pile".


Impossible_Maybe_162

Wood is better


Impossible_Maybe_162

Wood is better.


c_vanbc

I just loooovve sitting on concrete!


_Cartizard

R.I.P to the cat or a toe that gets caught under there.


Bruce_Ring-sting

Nobody looks cool doing air guitar.


seymoure-bux

Silly, but castings aren't extrusions? Suck casting tho


No-Proof5913

Cast piece. Design is an extruded 2D. My title could use editing


anotherWHIGYplease

More like DIwhy. Smh


Distantmole

Casting and extruding are different processes


No-Proof5913

I misspoke. Casting an extrusion. Extrusion in the sense that the design is 2D linework “extruded” a single direction


Distantmole

Sorry— long day. Being pedantic. Nice work looks awesome. 🫡


No-Proof5913

🤝 appreciate it, more to come imminently would love your thoughts


TopDefinition1903

diwhy


ktmfan

I would want this, but the douche in the chair makes me second guess anyone seeing me sitting in it


Alarmed_West8689

You'll leave it behind when you move.


Bernardsman

Extrusion kind of contradicts it being cast. , ex·trud·ed, ex·trud·ing. to thrust out; force or press out; expel: to extrude molten rock. to form (metal, plastic, etc.) with a desired cross section by forcing it through a die.


OstensibleFirkin

I can hear the grating sound of the concrete grinding debris into the pavers through the crunching of my breakfast cereal.


Minimum-Food4232

It'd be an interesting way to remove the tile in my living room.


hi_fiv

Just wait until you stub your toe on that bad boy.


LayerSubstantial5919

Looks uncomfortable af


ssxhoell1

Well when my ass turns into a triangle I'll let you know


MilwaukeeDave

wtf is barefoot bro doing?


kfri13

I need this for crushing black walnuts


Postnificent

It’s all fun and games until you cut your toddlers foot in half on accident with a rocking chair


crowngryphon17

Needs something to prevent backwards topple


silverchevy2011

My butt and back hurt just looking at the picture


i_fuck_eels

Movers hate this one piece of furniture! Click to read more


rachid116460

this looks like functional art but sucks at both.


freezedriedasparagus

One could also make a couch out of horse shit, that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.


SKRIMP-N-GRITZ

Posting without the douche on it would increase appeal. If OP is the douche, I don’t apologize


taita25

Honey, could you move the rocking chair?


Pararaiha-ngaro

How cool need blue print


sameredditguy

That looks like a young Macgruber


Moelarrycheeze

That looks comfortable


kroggybrizzane

Toe squisher


SummerConfident4276

Looks comfy...


ScheduleFormer1394

This looks stupid.


Realresults9

Rock chair


Valuable-Baked

You can play air drums AND air guitar in it


selimnairb

Don’t ever move.


Front-Orange-7777

Is it just me, the bottom center has some give which leads me to believe it’s a cement coated styrofoam using a silica based mortar used for setting tile on second floors of two story homes where the floor gives. Kara-flex mortar comes to mind. This is from a source from Duck Duck go: Cement and Styrofoam can be mixed together to make Styrofoam concrete, also known as foam concrete or aircrete. This lightweight concrete is typically made by mixing cement, water, and foam, and sometimes sand for added strength. The different components used in the mix can affect the concrete's strength and durability. For example, using different amounts of waste Styrofoam and fly ash can create different densities and compressive strengths.


willismaximus

This belongs on r/DiWHY


Grimskruby

So we all agree this is atrocious?


ActuaryCapital6720

Am I the only one that wants to see stem walls and shit? Wine racks and rocking chairs should go in some other subreddit for art fags.


No-Proof5913

Concrete is concrete beton brut!