The true American way. Problem+Nuke=No Problem.

And if there still is a problem remaining, add in a second nuke

I’d hate to see what happened if a second didn’t work 😳

Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith have to fly a refurbished alien space ship to the mothership to upload a virus.

There will be WMDs in their country until they land

Delivering freedom since 1776 🇺🇸🦅💣💣💥💥💥

Hey! I was Afghanistan and I just got nuked. Can we hide in the mountains?

I feel like you’re just doing exactly what they all did 🤔

Nah I'll bring my boys home without leaving any equipment

💀😂

You’re insufferable.

🤣🤣🤣 right over their heads

Snowflake

Joke flew over this joker’s head.

Please explain I’m sorry for being stupid

You need to get off Reddit before I share your Reddit history with your parents.

Nah, Snowflake. You figure it out yourself.

EXPLAIN NOW!! THATS AN ORDER!!

Lmfao take my upvote and leave

Bro 💀

Trump didnt want any of this shit from the start. But yeah. A nukes here or there. Who cares.....