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vpkumswalla

aka Reddit Moderators Hall of Fame


HPIndifferenceCraft

It’s at least 95% of the posters in MarkMyWords.


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vpkumswalla

A single female posted about safe areas on our city's sub reddit (very left leaning). Someone replied to her about no need to go through life scared. I made a snarky reply about how dare a single female worry about her safety in the city and the parent commenter actually thought I was serious.


ObadiahtheSlim

Poe's Law: Any sufficiently advanced troll is indistinguishable from a genuine loony.


Normal_Variation_807

Every city subreddit is insanely leftist lol, even in red states. They live in their own world, it's kinda funny sometimes. Mostly just sad though. Oh and r/nfl has insanely leftist mods for some reason lol.


ricko_strat

r/sandiego is populated by the most deluded Commie woke-a-nista crybabies I have ever encountered. it is filled with bitter failures that constantly complain they can't afford to live there. I go there to read the whiny little bitches comments and laugh and laugh and laugh. I lived there for the last 48 years and watched San Diego turn from red to blueish purple. The wife and I moved last month for good. The city has deteriorated at an alarming rate since the pandemic. It used to be we saw the same two neighborhood homeless people for years. Now there are 10 of them and new ones coning and going every day. That, and the gradual Commie-fication of the city and county government meant we had to go. I feel like I won San Diego. Got there in 87' dirt poor, worked my ass off, met a like minded hottie local and married her in 92, and went on to own several homes and crush it. I went there and danced with their women and drank their water like a fucking champ. Everytime I read the posts in r/sandiego I get a laugh: " My wife and I make $200K a year and we can only afford a studio apartment" or "I'm a holistic hula hooper I can't afford a 2BR apartment with an ocean view." They love blaming "foreign investors" and "NIMBY Boomers" for their own failures at life. Me: "Hahahahahahaha"


InfernoWarrior299

What does NIMBY mean?


ricko_strat

Not In My Back Yard


Cranks_No_Start

Ive been on here for years and it just started showing me it. Its like insane politics...to be fair that makes it sound like politics is actually sane so maybe a more insane left wing politics.


dzolympics

Or r/politics


Uberjeagermeiter

😂👍


ButWhyWolf

If someone turned this into a version of Guess Who I would absolutely buy it.


Commander-Grammar

It’s extra hard because there’s more than one Lesbian Harry Potter and one of them has a fake mustache on.


sowellpatrol

My favorite is the chick on the bottom in the center, who shaved just the middle of her head. Like, that's a comedy trope in so many shows!


Commander-Grammar

I like top row, 3rd from the left. Molly Ringworm.


King_Neptune07

Best I can do is picktheperp.com


WindyCityReturn

90% of them look like the exact same person but with different hair. They’re clones.


Choco_Cat777

Who are they?


Various_Arrival1633

Antifa members who were arrested


ILikeMtnDew

Yeah I have no idea of the context either. They sure look like radicals though.


Difficult-Word-7208

I think they’re all antifa


ca17miledrive

As in anti-face good looking?


dzolympics

It’s the r/politics sub!


AnonPlzzzzzz

Pictures you can smell..... Unfortunately.


Hank_Scorpio_MD

I'd be willing to be most of the "women" don't know what a razor is, either....


WhatsTeamComp

Where are these mugshots from?


HPIndifferenceCraft

I think they’re related to the attacks on the “cop shop” they’re building in Georgia.


EnlightenedChipmonk

This used to be me. I’m so glad I left this crazy cult.


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McBonyknee

>they have become some of the most generally unhappy people. When you base your entire identity around being victimized/oppressed, it's hard for you to see any other way of doing things. They are patient zero for the mental health epidemic we have in this country. If they didn't project their misery onto others so much, I might feel sorry for them. Might.


SamStarnes

Pew Research study from 2010 states [Republicans are happier](https://www.pewresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2010/10/Republicans-Happiness.pdf) than Democrats and I'm sure that's only shifted even more thanks to Trump.


Don_Alvarez

You mean the type where they walk into your place of business, you say "Hi! Good morning! Is there anything I can help you with?" and the answer comes: "sure its a good morning if" *insert whatever political apocalypse they suspect you probably aren't to blame for at that particular moment but it makes them feel morally superior to point it out to you anyway* "you don't mind the ozone shriveling up and all of us being incinerated by the sun in the next ten years due to your company's absolutely careless fucking carbon footprint" Like where do you take a conversation from there?


Gunsofglory

Yeah, I stopped bothering to argue politics with redditors when I figured out that like 90% of them probably look like this.


Traditional-March522

It's a self-selecting population. Reddit is mostly liberals, so liberals mostly go on Reddit.


fury_of_el_scorcho

I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but there are ZERO attractive women in this group.


Get_Breakfast_Done

I am having a hard time identifying the women, to be honest.


Don_Alvarez

Awww, they put a little snowflake on each picture to make them feel special.


NewspaperFederal5379

When you hit the "random" button on the character generator.


Hobbyist5305

Why do the majority of lefties never just look normal, well adjusted, and happy? Why do I see so much drugs in this collage?


spoodle364

I am radically against them.


blimboblaggins

Jeepers creepers. There are 55 people in this photo. You’d think ONE would have been able to find a decent barber


JoZea_PoZea

4 Down,10 to the right. Harold Potter really went off the deep end.


Texas103

Underrated comment.


LarvellJonesMD

Why do so many of them feel the need to color their hair?


ocska

Boring white suburban kids trying to appear interesting


Dr-Do_Mk2

They have no real personality and fill the void where their soul should be with Marxist politics, new genders that they make up on the spot, and unnatural hair colors that stick out like a poisonarrow dart frog.


Tatt2218

Row two, #5 from the left looks like his head is going through mitosis.


JMSpartan23

r/politics users FOR SURE


142Ironmanagain

Looks like the latest images of perp photos from police stations across the US


cdrewsr388

I see Mega Mind and Leatherface…. They’re famous!


Bevrykul

There are 55 people but not one shower between them


Uberjeagermeiter

Children of Biden.


Beefmytaco

JFC most of them are ugly as all sin! Aaaaaand that's why they're this way, they're unhappy cause no one wants to touch them!


whicky1978

Looks like most of them are on meth


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Looks like a police departments poster of pedophiles …


MrAlburne1A

These people are too dangerous to be allowed their freedoms. I would hope that those on the right everywhere, but especially in Red States, take ownership of their collective power and crack down on these scum for good. America can and must look like a very different place after November


uponone

None of them look like they have taken responsibility for their own decisions/actions that put them in their pathetic existence.


HPIndifferenceCraft

Or even a shower.


Psychotherapist-286

What do you see?


Holiday-Tie-574

These abject slobs just want more free stuff


tillyoushook

They always look like the kids that skipped the mile in PE


togroficovfefe

Seems like the people they 'serve' are seriously underrepresented in their ranks...


Rockmann1

Typical Seattle/Portland radicals


MantisTobogan-MD

“Awful lotta honkeys in here”


FourtyMichaelMichael

I spend some time... too much time researching everyone in this photo. ... I'd like to announce my results: Absolutely forced... it would be top right, #11. I'm not happy about this, and I came to this decision only after a lot of deliberation.


Upstairs_Balance_793

These are crack heads