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They're taking very good care not to hurt each other, while trying to kill each other.
(but, the reveal at the end that it's only about 1ft of water, makes this less worrisome to watch)
If I were a bot, it'd be way easier to find these accounts and call them out. Regardless, even if I were a bot, I wouldn't be the same kind of bot. I'd be a bot providing a service, as opposed to comment copying bots that farm karma to post scam links.
It's just sussy that you have so few comments. ItAccounts do various sussy things like give links to items for sales or just aquire karma which you'd be doing too.
For a 2 year old account with 840 karma and mostly commenting on bots as of recently, it just seems extremely sussy. Sorry
I follow this guy and currently do this routine daily and switch to other daily routines from time to time
https://youtu.be/L_xrDAtykMI
Edit: Also, look up pancake. It helps you reach the deep squat and vice versa. The deeper your squat, the better your pancake.
I always thought āarticlesā I read about this were lying! Iām a white lady and squat like this endlessly. What is hard about it for you, if you donāt mind sharing? Does it hurt you or you get tired?
Basically it's super hard to maintain this because the muscles used for this squat are not really developed so I get super tired super fast, plus, I have APT so it's even harder I guess. And yeah, the muscles start to get sore pretty fast...All of it probably because of APT.
I see - thanks for sharing! I have thought maybe I had APT, but perhaps not if I donāt struggle with squatting like this. I could see how it might make it difficult, in any case.
Maybe there are different levels for APT. No idea. I might be wrong and it's not even an issue in this case, honestly I'm making assumptions based on stuff I read.
Of course someone else on Reddit has asked this questions! Full text of the article is shared in the comments! [From The Atlantic](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/86411p/what_is_the_asian_squat_and_why_cant_everyone_do/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Fair enough. Iām sure there is some explanation. I have ridiculously hyper mobile hips (to the point that it causes me a lot of pain) so thatās probably a factor for me, too. Anyway, thanks again for sharing your hypothesis.
My Achilles tendons are shorter than normal. When I try to do the squat my toes and heels cannot touch the ground at the same time and I end up falling backwards onto my butt.
Culturally many communities are used to sitting in chairs at this point, so the squat doesn't come as naturally as it once did (or still does in communities that still utilize it).
I just did it knowingly for the first time and after a few minutes my feet good a little numb, because they probably didn't get enough blood. But I'm 100% unathletic and have a crappy blood circulation.
Just do it a bit every day. I got to a point where it was super comfy to sit like that. You really have to engage certain muscles in your ass and lower back that arenāt used too much, so I do that consciously and then settle in. But donāt do it if it hurts
I can get my ass to the grass, but my knees feel like they're about to explode after 30 seconds. Also, isn't this contracting your hip flexor? As opposed to stretching it.
I've been sitting like that since I was a kid. Even sometimes do it on a chair. Blew my mind when I learned what it was and found out none of my friends or family could do it. It's so easy and comfortable to me. That being said, my hamstrings are stupid tight. I can't bend over and touch my toes. Not sure if it's related or not.
Its because you need to actively stretch those muscles, It's why professional athletes do warm ups and stretch exercises cause of problems like that. Its not something you can't fix over a course of like a month though
Iāve seen a Russian squat next to some Filipinos and they looked at him like his head was on backwards.
Most white people donāt or at least do it differently
Poop outside more. Guaranteed to get better at it.
Edit-not saying these people poop outside regularly.
I can squat forever. Havenāt measured the time frame. I think it has to do with making sure your feet are at least hip distance apart, and keeping your spine neutral.
If you havenāt pooped outside. You should. Minimum
200 yards from a water source or living space/campsite. Uphill from a water source should be avoided. Dig a whole at-least 6-8 inches deep. Cover the poop. Throw paper in fire or garbage, animals will eat it.
If you are in a high traffic campsite, make a little x with twigs or something over it so other poopers donāt dig up your poop.
I grew up in China and I did not know such a thing like a toilet existed till I was about 5, we squat down to take a shit everyday since about 3 year old and you still see a lot of squatter toilet in China
Wait can you explain this to me? I read that book in grade school and barely remember it but something about it is tickling my brain. That or something from the Hatchet book
Full disclosure, I may only be remembering this from the movie and not the book since I saw the movie a few times but only read the book once. But there was a scene in the woods during the raccoon hunting competition where the bully kid trips, falls on his hatchet, and dies. My dad used the scene to reinforce the idea that I should always keep the leather cover over mine when I was walking with it.
Oh woah yeah I just looked up that part and itās coming back to me. I donāt know why I remembered that book as boring as a kid, probably because it was required reading, but that is intense haha
Where The Red Fern Grows is my absolute favorite, I remember reading it a million times and got excited when my school had us read it for class. And I still have a copy of The Hatchet, also piqued my interest.
I didn't say that. It's most of the world that thinks Americans are dumbasses. Read the fucking comment. It says "Proving once again that it's NOT only Americans who are dumbasses"
Ironic because also dumbasses can't read
I once had friends like this growing up and we had the best of time... one is now a heroine addict and the other has skipped countries running from the the law š
I had a little bit of sense to keep it to fun and games although I'm 27 and have been smoking cannabis everyday for over half my life. š we all done fucked up to various degrees but it all started the same with let's fuck shit up and have stupid fun. All honesty I miss those dudes and I've since never quite adjusted to having "normal" friends.
Using a hatchet directly next to peoples toes seems like a great idea when youāre slipping around on the ice, you know, other than all the other dangerous shit going on here.
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They're taking very good care not to hurt each other, while trying to kill each other. (but, the reveal at the end that it's only about 1ft of water, makes this less worrisome to watch)
In 30 minutes, they'll do it again!
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This feels like an early Jackass sketch and Iām all for it šš
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If I were a bot, it'd be way easier to find these accounts and call them out. Regardless, even if I were a bot, I wouldn't be the same kind of bot. I'd be a bot providing a service, as opposed to comment copying bots that farm karma to post scam links.
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It's just sussy that you have so few comments. ItAccounts do various sussy things like give links to items for sales or just aquire karma which you'd be doing too. For a 2 year old account with 840 karma and mostly commenting on bots as of recently, it just seems extremely sussy. Sorry
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ah, okay. Thanks for clarifying
So... Everyone lost
It's like WarGames (1983)
The only way to win is no to play indeed
When youāre having fun and laughing, everyone wins.
I think everyone won. They seemed to have a good time.
All I'm thinking about is how the hell can they squat for so long?!
It's called "the Asian squat" and it's worth learning. Activates muscles you may not be using very often.
I do this to stretch my flexors but damn I can do like 20 seconds tops
Same, it's not an everyday thing for me. This was interesting: https://youtube.com/watch?v=P_4CL4VS3Ug&feature=shares
Interesting. I'll try that 5 minutes a day tip, thank you
I follow this guy and currently do this routine daily and switch to other daily routines from time to time https://youtu.be/L_xrDAtykMI Edit: Also, look up pancake. It helps you reach the deep squat and vice versa. The deeper your squat, the better your pancake.
Not sure if you guys are interested, but Iām just gonna leave this here, since I found it on a related thread https://youtu.be/I7QRQ8F7GLM
This comment chain is why I read comments
https://youtu.be/2-8gsWZqDBM I prefer this tutorial myself
i dont thinj my legs even have some of his muscles lmfao omg šš
I always thought āarticlesā I read about this were lying! Iām a white lady and squat like this endlessly. What is hard about it for you, if you donāt mind sharing? Does it hurt you or you get tired?
Basically it's super hard to maintain this because the muscles used for this squat are not really developed so I get super tired super fast, plus, I have APT so it's even harder I guess. And yeah, the muscles start to get sore pretty fast...All of it probably because of APT.
I see - thanks for sharing! I have thought maybe I had APT, but perhaps not if I donāt struggle with squatting like this. I could see how it might make it difficult, in any case.
Maybe there are different levels for APT. No idea. I might be wrong and it's not even an issue in this case, honestly I'm making assumptions based on stuff I read.
Of course someone else on Reddit has asked this questions! Full text of the article is shared in the comments! [From The Atlantic](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/86411p/what_is_the_asian_squat_and_why_cant_everyone_do/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Fair enough. Iām sure there is some explanation. I have ridiculously hyper mobile hips (to the point that it causes me a lot of pain) so thatās probably a factor for me, too. Anyway, thanks again for sharing your hypothesis.
Hehe yea as a Slav this is just us waiting at the bus stop.
My issue is with my old knees, the longer I squat, the harder it will be to un-squat.
My Achilles tendons are shorter than normal. When I try to do the squat my toes and heels cannot touch the ground at the same time and I end up falling backwards onto my butt.
In an Atlantic article I just read, they are saying a lot of it is ankle flexibility, so that makes sense for sure!
I can do it a long time but it makes my knees stiff and sometimes hurt so I wonāt do it for long
My legs go to sleep in about 90 seconds doing this squat lol.
Had a friend once who couldn't do it cuz they kept tipping over for some reason. We told them they had to surrender their Asian card for this failure
Culturally many communities are used to sitting in chairs at this point, so the squat doesn't come as naturally as it once did (or still does in communities that still utilize it).
I just did it knowingly for the first time and after a few minutes my feet good a little numb, because they probably didn't get enough blood. But I'm 100% unathletic and have a crappy blood circulation.
I'm a male and for some reason I am afraid about my asshole.
Just do it a bit every day. I got to a point where it was super comfy to sit like that. You really have to engage certain muscles in your ass and lower back that arenāt used too much, so I do that consciously and then settle in. But donāt do it if it hurts
I can get my ass to the grass, but my knees feel like they're about to explode after 30 seconds. Also, isn't this contracting your hip flexor? As opposed to stretching it.
Also the healthiest way to shit. Not even kidding.
Yep, itās the entire concept behind those āSquatty pottyā things
Can confirm. Am Asian and shit this way. Itās the only way.
I thought it was called the slav squat
I've been sitting like that since I was a kid. Even sometimes do it on a chair. Blew my mind when I learned what it was and found out none of my friends or family could do it. It's so easy and comfortable to me. That being said, my hamstrings are stupid tight. I can't bend over and touch my toes. Not sure if it's related or not.
Its because you need to actively stretch those muscles, It's why professional athletes do warm ups and stretch exercises cause of problems like that. Its not something you can't fix over a course of like a month though
Grew up pooping like this
Gangster.
I always thought it was called a sumo squat
We always called it the Slav squat
Haha. As my older was telling me this that there's such thing as asian squat. And all 4 of us looked around and realized we were squatting.
I'm asian and, No. There's no muscle or tension involves, you're pretty much relaxed
Because it's second nature for you, perhaps.
I thought this in my head but did not want to sound like I was being an asshole. Seen many Asians hit the squat thank you.
Man has been squatting since existence. Itās a primitive stance probably very good for you. āAsian squattingā
I was fairly confident this was called the āSlav Squatā
Iāve seen a Russian squat next to some Filipinos and they looked at him like his head was on backwards. Most white people donāt or at least do it differently
The Asian squat extends to the Slavs. /r/slavs_squatting
Or anyone who played catcher growing up haha. I can squat like this for quite a while
Squatting to go to the bathroom is much more common in the world than sitting is - thatās one reason.
Poop outside more. Guaranteed to get better at it. Edit-not saying these people poop outside regularly. I can squat forever. Havenāt measured the time frame. I think it has to do with making sure your feet are at least hip distance apart, and keeping your spine neutral. If you havenāt pooped outside. You should. Minimum 200 yards from a water source or living space/campsite. Uphill from a water source should be avoided. Dig a whole at-least 6-8 inches deep. Cover the poop. Throw paper in fire or garbage, animals will eat it. If you are in a high traffic campsite, make a little x with twigs or something over it so other poopers donāt dig up your poop.
It took me about 3 months of stretching and practice but now I can squat like that as long as I want
While their feet and hands are in ice water no less.
I grew up in China and I did not know such a thing like a toilet existed till I was about 5, we squat down to take a shit everyday since about 3 year old and you still see a lot of squatter toilet in China
Itāsā¦ not that hard. I can squat like that for over an hour, and Iām basically a twig
The scooting along wet ice with a hatchet in hand face up at the end made me concerned
I was worried about a Where the Red Fern Grows moment as well
Wait can you explain this to me? I read that book in grade school and barely remember it but something about it is tickling my brain. That or something from the Hatchet book
Full disclosure, I may only be remembering this from the movie and not the book since I saw the movie a few times but only read the book once. But there was a scene in the woods during the raccoon hunting competition where the bully kid trips, falls on his hatchet, and dies. My dad used the scene to reinforce the idea that I should always keep the leather cover over mine when I was walking with it.
Oh woah yeah I just looked up that part and itās coming back to me. I donāt know why I remembered that book as boring as a kid, probably because it was required reading, but that is intense haha
Itās a really graphic scene
Where The Red Fern Grows is my absolute favorite, I remember reading it a million times and got excited when my school had us read it for class. And I still have a copy of The Hatchet, also piqued my interest.
This is about the dumbest fucking thing ive seen in a while and i wanna do it now
Same, it looks like a lot of fun
God damn, Iāve never seen somebody with a username so similar to mine
Guys...
r/usernamefamily
U lax too?
(āļ½”ā)!
Bro you 10 years old Jesus
Proving, at last, that it's not only Americans who are dumbasses
Y would u think only americans r dumbasses?
I didn't say that. It's most of the world that thinks Americans are dumbasses. Read the fucking comment. It says "Proving once again that it's NOT only Americans who are dumbasses" Ironic because also dumbasses can't read
At least the severed toe will already have been on ice when rushed to the emergency room.
I was glad left guy used the back of the axe head eventually, but for him it was less for safety and more for increased aoe, lmao
r/whywomenlivelonger
And r/justguysbeingdudes Or something like that
Theyāre like a trio of goblins just having a fun time trying to kill each other
These are Asian red necks ā¦. I feel a strong kinship
They are having the time of their lives out there...I wish I had friends that were down for stupid shit like this
I once had friends like this growing up and we had the best of time... one is now a heroine addict and the other has skipped countries running from the the law š
Whatās your situation like? š
I had a little bit of sense to keep it to fun and games although I'm 27 and have been smoking cannabis everyday for over half my life. š we all done fucked up to various degrees but it all started the same with let's fuck shit up and have stupid fun. All honesty I miss those dudes and I've since never quite adjusted to having "normal" friends.
Yeah I miss the days of doing stupid shot like this. Maybe when my kids are older we can do stupid shit again
Iāve never had as much fun as these three appear to be having.
r/JustGuysBeingDudes
Iāve been this drunk plenty of timesā¦
When I see videos like this, I dont really think about the stupidity going on but rather 3 friends living their best life in happiness.
I like this game . Should be at Winter Olympics
My last three brain cells.
How many do you all were taking the left guys side unknowingly
I felt it was definitely his idea
Me, weirdly now that you've pointed it out lol
My favourite part is, they are sitting so close to each other they surely knew they would fail together. They still did it and i want to too
r/justguysbeingdudes
r/whywomenlivelonger
Woman: Why it does men have a short life than us? Woman 2: Who knowsā¦ Meanwhile boys/men:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=tMrHIIx3ZG8&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bing.com%2F&feature=emb_logo
r/WhyWomenLiveLonger
Using a hatchet directly next to peoples toes seems like a great idea when youāre slipping around on the ice, you know, other than all the other dangerous shit going on here.
Comment 1) Young guys having good time. Made me smile at the silly fun. Comment 2) Should this be cross posted to why women live longer than men? Comment 3) As to comments citing ethnicity, that's really stupid. People are people no matter where on Earth or when in history.
Gonna lose a toe
Squid Game vibes
How long until we see the copycat video with some kid chopping his friendās toes off?
I love how much fun they are having!
Enjoyed every minute š they look like they are having a great time
This is the second most wholesome thing I've seen from a bunch of dudes with an axe.
Say what you want but these three guys are having way too much fun and it was wholesome and I enjoyed it thank you
How drunk do you have to be???
Drunk enough to be warm but sober enough to have balance
3
I would not trust my most trustworthy friend with an axe near my toes lol better go get you a hammer atleast
Only drunk people could have that much fun doing this.
I hope theyāre close to a spot where they can warm up
Canadian Roulette?
I knew what was coming and I still giggled out loud like a child
r/sweatypalms
These guys look like theyāre having so much fun. Like theyāve known each other forever.
This is what happens when you binge watch an entire season of The Three Stooges
Yo, how does three way Rock Paper Scissors work?
r/guysbeingdudes
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play." --Joshua
I need friendsā¦ā¦
This is why women live longer than men
Bros will be bros no matter what country, culture, or language
Seems like a really good way to loose a toe
More like rock,paper, scissors,idiots.
Itās all fun and games until someone loses a toe
I was waiting for itā¦
The mad cackling is the best part
I love these guys.
These guys are trying way too hard to have fun.
Goku is typing....
Season 2 of squid games looks terrible
The new mario party looks great
There has to be an allegory in here somewhere about the prisoners dilemma, but like, funny š
Just axe gang initiation
So much fun!šš +3 SOCIAL CREDIT
That was one of the dumbest vids ive ever seen.
Looks fun and cool and stuff, but ffs please wear reinforced work shoes
Idiots
And Iām other news, why women live longer then menā¦ā¦
Asian people: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
#**MADE IN CHINA**
Hahahahha looks fun bust scary
I keep getting nervous for those kneecaps near the hatchet
I want to do this so badly. Now this is a great idea.
This guy laughs like Chris Farley š¤£
u/savevideo
Looks fun!
Average male activity
Why did I find this so entertaining?
So about Chinese tiktok being all intellectual and shit?
They are nicely dressed for this activityā¦
Itās all fun and games until someoneās foot gets chopped off
I just don't understand how thay can make that much noise 
So this what theyāve been up to during CNY
Are these the same guys who rock paper scissored the binder clips off their faces?
No winners here
r/whywomenlivelonger
Isn't this just real life rock paper scissor version of that ice/penguin game?
We not open tonight, we clean cooker.
This is so stupid. I love it.
It looks like someone found the pilot for Takeshiās Castle
Rock paper lose a toe.
Their cackling was annoying AF
This looks absolutely delightful
u/savevideo
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āLife is not a zero sum gameā
Are these the dudes with the clothespins and string on the face game?
I was waiting for miss and a spray of blood the whole time.
Get hypothermia and lose a toe
r/whywomenlivelonger
Stupid but funny
Anyone else feel bad for the ice or is it just me