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Nail_Biterr

They're taking very good care not to hurt each other, while trying to kill each other. (but, the reveal at the end that it's only about 1ft of water, makes this less worrisome to watch)


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In 30 minutes, they'll do it again!


Ignasius1998

😂live, laugh, die


Dr_Skeleton

This feels like an early Jackass sketch and I’m all for it 😂😂


canti15

Thats a bond only brothers will know.


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HarrisonForelli

but you're a bot too


123GoalsOn122Shots

If I were a bot, it'd be way easier to find these accounts and call them out. Regardless, even if I were a bot, I wouldn't be the same kind of bot. I'd be a bot providing a service, as opposed to comment copying bots that farm karma to post scam links.


FlyingKittyCate

Good human


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allurrice

This account is a bot, copying comments and making generic replies to get enough karma to post scam links across various subreddits.


HarrisonForelli

It's just sussy that you have so few comments. ItAccounts do various sussy things like give links to items for sales or just aquire karma which you'd be doing too. For a 2 year old account with 840 karma and mostly commenting on bots as of recently, it just seems extremely sussy. Sorry


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1minatur

(me)


HarrisonForelli

ah, okay. Thanks for clarifying


Balc0ra

So... Everyone lost


[deleted]

It's like WarGames (1983)


Balc0ra

The only way to win is no to play indeed


triciann

When you’re having fun and laughing, everyone wins.


FengSushi

I think everyone won. They seemed to have a good time.


neevgr

All I'm thinking about is how the hell can they squat for so long?!


samvet21

It's called "the Asian squat" and it's worth learning. Activates muscles you may not be using very often.


neevgr

I do this to stretch my flexors but damn I can do like 20 seconds tops


samvet21

Same, it's not an everyday thing for me. This was interesting: https://youtube.com/watch?v=P_4CL4VS3Ug&feature=shares


neevgr

Interesting. I'll try that 5 minutes a day tip, thank you


ConnectionOk8273

I follow this guy and currently do this routine daily and switch to other daily routines from time to time https://youtu.be/L_xrDAtykMI Edit: Also, look up pancake. It helps you reach the deep squat and vice versa. The deeper your squat, the better your pancake.


moonlightraindrops

Not sure if you guys are interested, but I’m just gonna leave this here, since I found it on a related thread https://youtu.be/I7QRQ8F7GLM


imfranksome

This comment chain is why I read comments


sweetbuttt69

https://youtu.be/2-8gsWZqDBM I prefer this tutorial myself


PrivateEducation

i dont thinj my legs even have some of his muscles lmfao omg 😭😅


babyabeers

I always thought “articles” I read about this were lying! I’m a white lady and squat like this endlessly. What is hard about it for you, if you don’t mind sharing? Does it hurt you or you get tired?


neevgr

Basically it's super hard to maintain this because the muscles used for this squat are not really developed so I get super tired super fast, plus, I have APT so it's even harder I guess. And yeah, the muscles start to get sore pretty fast...All of it probably because of APT.


babyabeers

I see - thanks for sharing! I have thought maybe I had APT, but perhaps not if I don’t struggle with squatting like this. I could see how it might make it difficult, in any case.


neevgr

Maybe there are different levels for APT. No idea. I might be wrong and it's not even an issue in this case, honestly I'm making assumptions based on stuff I read.


babyabeers

Of course someone else on Reddit has asked this questions! Full text of the article is shared in the comments! [From The Atlantic](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/86411p/what_is_the_asian_squat_and_why_cant_everyone_do/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


babyabeers

Fair enough. I’m sure there is some explanation. I have ridiculously hyper mobile hips (to the point that it causes me a lot of pain) so that’s probably a factor for me, too. Anyway, thanks again for sharing your hypothesis.


pursuitofhappy

Hehe yea as a Slav this is just us waiting at the bus stop.


Putrid-Ad8984

My issue is with my old knees, the longer I squat, the harder it will be to un-squat.


Ok_Appointment2870

My Achilles tendons are shorter than normal. When I try to do the squat my toes and heels cannot touch the ground at the same time and I end up falling backwards onto my butt.


babyabeers

In an Atlantic article I just read, they are saying a lot of it is ankle flexibility, so that makes sense for sure!


Whako4

I can do it a long time but it makes my knees stiff and sometimes hurt so I won’t do it for long


Phillip_Graves

My legs go to sleep in about 90 seconds doing this squat lol.


Embarrassed_Lettuce9

Had a friend once who couldn't do it cuz they kept tipping over for some reason. We told them they had to surrender their Asian card for this failure


tahtahme

Culturally many communities are used to sitting in chairs at this point, so the squat doesn't come as naturally as it once did (or still does in communities that still utilize it).


Danielq37

I just did it knowingly for the first time and after a few minutes my feet good a little numb, because they probably didn't get enough blood. But I'm 100% unathletic and have a crappy blood circulation.


bancircumvent

I'm a male and for some reason I am afraid about my asshole.


_jeremybearimy_

Just do it a bit every day. I got to a point where it was super comfy to sit like that. You really have to engage certain muscles in your ass and lower back that aren’t used too much, so I do that consciously and then settle in. But don’t do it if it hurts


ronyamtapeas

I can get my ass to the grass, but my knees feel like they're about to explode after 30 seconds. Also, isn't this contracting your hip flexor? As opposed to stretching it.


SplitPerspective

Also the healthiest way to shit. Not even kidding.


fopiecechicken

Yep, it’s the entire concept behind those “Squatty potty” things


fakeitilyamakeit

Can confirm. Am Asian and shit this way. It’s the only way.


LackingTact19

I thought it was called the slav squat


tracenator03

I've been sitting like that since I was a kid. Even sometimes do it on a chair. Blew my mind when I learned what it was and found out none of my friends or family could do it. It's so easy and comfortable to me. That being said, my hamstrings are stupid tight. I can't bend over and touch my toes. Not sure if it's related or not.


Opposite-Tomato7916

Its because you need to actively stretch those muscles, It's why professional athletes do warm ups and stretch exercises cause of problems like that. Its not something you can't fix over a course of like a month though


crazytoothpaste

Grew up pooping like this


samvet21

Gangster.


fasurf

I always thought it was called a sumo squat


Baywind

We always called it the Slav squat


pressonacott

Haha. As my older was telling me this that there's such thing as asian squat. And all 4 of us looked around and realized we were squatting.


am_n00ne

I'm asian and, No. There's no muscle or tension involves, you're pretty much relaxed


samvet21

Because it's second nature for you, perhaps.


Spladdermonkey

I thought this in my head but did not want to sound like I was being an asshole. Seen many Asians hit the squat thank you.


Global_Appearance484

Man has been squatting since existence. It’s a primitive stance probably very good for you. “Asian squatting”


Accomplished-Bug-736

I was fairly confident this was called the “Slav Squat”


BlizzardArms

I’ve seen a Russian squat next to some Filipinos and they looked at him like his head was on backwards. Most white people don’t or at least do it differently


GrunchWeefer

The Asian squat extends to the Slavs. /r/slavs_squatting


fopiecechicken

Or anyone who played catcher growing up haha. I can squat like this for quite a while


aliens8myhomework

Squatting to go to the bathroom is much more common in the world than sitting is - that’s one reason.


PersonalityTough9349

Poop outside more. Guaranteed to get better at it. Edit-not saying these people poop outside regularly. I can squat forever. Haven’t measured the time frame. I think it has to do with making sure your feet are at least hip distance apart, and keeping your spine neutral. If you haven’t pooped outside. You should. Minimum 200 yards from a water source or living space/campsite. Uphill from a water source should be avoided. Dig a whole at-least 6-8 inches deep. Cover the poop. Throw paper in fire or garbage, animals will eat it. If you are in a high traffic campsite, make a little x with twigs or something over it so other poopers don’t dig up your poop.


jamesey10

It took me about 3 months of stretching and practice but now I can squat like that as long as I want


SquirrelDynamics

While their feet and hands are in ice water no less.


wcube12

I grew up in China and I did not know such a thing like a toilet existed till I was about 5, we squat down to take a shit everyday since about 3 year old and you still see a lot of squatter toilet in China


Averagegamer988

It’s… not that hard. I can squat like that for over an hour, and I’m basically a twig


_WitchoftheWaste

The scooting along wet ice with a hatchet in hand face up at the end made me concerned


greatpoomonkey

I was worried about a Where the Red Fern Grows moment as well


CannolisRUs

Wait can you explain this to me? I read that book in grade school and barely remember it but something about it is tickling my brain. That or something from the Hatchet book


greatpoomonkey

Full disclosure, I may only be remembering this from the movie and not the book since I saw the movie a few times but only read the book once. But there was a scene in the woods during the raccoon hunting competition where the bully kid trips, falls on his hatchet, and dies. My dad used the scene to reinforce the idea that I should always keep the leather cover over mine when I was walking with it.


CannolisRUs

Oh woah yeah I just looked up that part and it’s coming back to me. I don’t know why I remembered that book as boring as a kid, probably because it was required reading, but that is intense haha


babyjo1982

It’s a really graphic scene


EastSideDomi

Where The Red Fern Grows is my absolute favorite, I remember reading it a million times and got excited when my school had us read it for class. And I still have a copy of The Hatchet, also piqued my interest.


laxkid7

This is about the dumbest fucking thing ive seen in a while and i wanna do it now


picklebiscut69

Same, it looks like a lot of fun


laxkid07

God damn, I’ve never seen somebody with a username so similar to mine


laxkid007

Guys...


PossibleEnvironment4

r/usernamefamily


laxkid7

U lax too?


Pixielo

(☉。☉)!


Swordlord22

Bro you 10 years old Jesus


fuck--you--reddit

Proving, at last, that it's not only Americans who are dumbasses


laxkid7

Y would u think only americans r dumbasses?


fuck--you--reddit

I didn't say that. It's most of the world that thinks Americans are dumbasses. Read the fucking comment. It says "Proving once again that it's NOT only Americans who are dumbasses" Ironic because also dumbasses can't read


FoofieLeGoogoo

At least the severed toe will already have been on ice when rushed to the emergency room.


Nighttime-Turnip

I was glad left guy used the back of the axe head eventually, but for him it was less for safety and more for increased aoe, lmao


CrazyAboutEverything

r/whywomenlivelonger


oggy_pip

And r/justguysbeingdudes Or something like that


Mrspygmypiggy

They’re like a trio of goblins just having a fun time trying to kill each other


[deleted]

These are Asian red necks …. I feel a strong kinship


nappinggator

They are having the time of their lives out there...I wish I had friends that were down for stupid shit like this


Environmental_Ad4893

I once had friends like this growing up and we had the best of time... one is now a heroine addict and the other has skipped countries running from the the law 😅


throwaway--myfault

What’s your situation like? 😂


Environmental_Ad4893

I had a little bit of sense to keep it to fun and games although I'm 27 and have been smoking cannabis everyday for over half my life. 😅 we all done fucked up to various degrees but it all started the same with let's fuck shit up and have stupid fun. All honesty I miss those dudes and I've since never quite adjusted to having "normal" friends.


Inukchook

Yeah I miss the days of doing stupid shot like this. Maybe when my kids are older we can do stupid shit again


skredditt

I’ve never had as much fun as these three appear to be having.


ponderthisandthat

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


BlizzardArms

I’ve been this drunk plenty of times…


daeron187

When I see videos like this, I dont really think about the stupidity going on but rather 3 friends living their best life in happiness.


almostthere69420

I like this game . Should be at Winter Olympics


Scary_Chain_5535

My last three brain cells.


absol493

How many do you all were taking the left guys side unknowingly


SeniorCitizenOrgy

I felt it was definitely his idea


_WitchoftheWaste

Me, weirdly now that you've pointed it out lol


The_Great_Cartoo

My favourite part is, they are sitting so close to each other they surely knew they would fail together. They still did it and i want to too


TheScareCrowYes

r/justguysbeingdudes


rcorum

r/whywomenlivelonger


Forsaken-Emphasis548

Woman: Why it does men have a short life than us? Woman 2: Who knows… Meanwhile boys/men:


bigmac22077

https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=tMrHIIx3ZG8&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bing.com%2F&feature=emb_logo


_ThatSynGirl_

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


Wiggl3sFirstMate

Using a hatchet directly next to peoples toes seems like a great idea when you’re slipping around on the ice, you know, other than all the other dangerous shit going on here.


Satchik

Comment 1) Young guys having good time. Made me smile at the silly fun. Comment 2) Should this be cross posted to why women live longer than men? Comment 3) As to comments citing ethnicity, that's really stupid. People are people no matter where on Earth or when in history.


ImmediateMoment6296

Gonna lose a toe


diamondhandsome

Squid Game vibes


flyrubberband

How long until we see the copycat video with some kid chopping his friend’s toes off?


hell2bhbtoo

I love how much fun they are having!


switchypapi

Enjoyed every minute 😂 they look like they are having a great time


Caedes1

This is the second most wholesome thing I've seen from a bunch of dudes with an axe.


Initial_Water_9625

Say what you want but these three guys are having way too much fun and it was wholesome and I enjoyed it thank you


OakTownPudge

How drunk do you have to be???


boonlinka

Drunk enough to be warm but sober enough to have balance


johnnybones23

3


equalsolstice

I would not trust my most trustworthy friend with an axe near my toes lol better go get you a hammer atleast


FitCommunication5146

Only drunk people could have that much fun doing this.


Embarrassed-Refuse36

I hope they’re close to a spot where they can warm up


docobv77

Canadian Roulette?


Spedhome69

I knew what was coming and I still giggled out loud like a child


pianotimes

r/sweatypalms


PM-me-your-titties-1

These guys look like they’re having so much fun. Like they’ve known each other forever.


FreakyConch

This is what happens when you binge watch an entire season of The Three Stooges


Hotfarmer69

Yo, how does three way Rock Paper Scissors work?


Your-Evil-Twin-

r/guysbeingdudes


drastic2

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play." --Joshua


[deleted]

I need friends……


littletoast2010

This is why women live longer than men


SteelNetttori

Bros will be bros no matter what country, culture, or language


V538

Seems like a really good way to loose a toe


1RedHottSexyMama

More like rock,paper, scissors,idiots.


Practical_Animator34

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a toe


gungirl83

I was waiting for it…


scienceguyry

The mad cackling is the best part


Whealthy1

I love these guys.


[deleted]

These guys are trying way too hard to have fun.


GDN274

Goku is typing....


hellatoasty24

Season 2 of squid games looks terrible


Brilliant-Window-899

The new mario party looks great


Rooney47

There has to be an allegory in here somewhere about the prisoners dilemma, but like, funny 😂


DEADzONEATL

Just axe gang initiation


Prestigious-Task9077

So much fun!😃👍 +3 SOCIAL CREDIT


killswitch805

That was one of the dumbest vids ive ever seen.


Wizardlvl20

Looks fun and cool and stuff, but ffs please wear reinforced work shoes


HarleyQuinn610

Idiots


Roadgoddess

And I’m other news, why women live longer then men……


PresentationLow6204

Asian people: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH


Dragonsarmada

#**MADE IN CHINA**


BUSYMONEY_02

Hahahahha looks fun bust scary


caliskyesauce

I keep getting nervous for those kneecaps near the hatchet


james_randolph

I want to do this so badly. Now this is a great idea.


Delicious_fishStick

This guy laughs like Chris Farley 🤣


kritomas

u/savevideo


KriZz_kras

Looks fun!


Throwaway452018

Average male activity


Acceptable-Garbage17

Why did I find this so entertaining?


homingmissile

So about Chinese tiktok being all intellectual and shit?


fasurf

They are nicely dressed for this activity…


Niko_900

It’s all fun and games until someone’s foot gets chopped off


Actual-Efficiency-15

I just don't understand how thay can make that much noise ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


Various-Editor-2065

So this what they’ve been up to during CNY


poochiellama

Are these the same guys who rock paper scissored the binder clips off their faces?


[deleted]

No winners here


Abolton12

r/whywomenlivelonger


Ciannait-

Isn't this just real life rock paper scissor version of that ice/penguin game?


bazoomer

We not open tonight, we clean cooker.


[deleted]

This is so stupid. I love it.


captainsquawks

It looks like someone found the pilot for Takeshi’s Castle


jaxxwitt

Rock paper lose a toe.


pulp63

Their cackling was annoying AF


LowClover

This looks absolutely delightful


JarodBurford

u/savevideo


Greedy_One_4442

🤔


Jaded_Pool_5918

“Life is not a zero sum game”


tlm94

Are these the dudes with the clothespins and string on the face game?


Ambitious_Jelly8783

I was waiting for miss and a spray of blood the whole time.


tower_brown

Get hypothermia and lose a toe


Darkjedi97

r/whywomenlivelonger


shadowshoter

Stupid but funny


MegaUltraChickeeeen

Anyone else feel bad for the ice or is it just me