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I bet you at least one of their strippers uses a dry shampoo that has hydrolyzed wheat protein. Lots of skin care and makeup has wheat protein as well. I’d like to know what kind of testing and certification process they have in place.
I once threw up behind their ATM on the way to the bathroom. I thought for sure I was getting kicked out. But nah, both the floor manager andy bartender came to check up on me, gave me a bottle of water, and scooted a stripper out of my chair when I got back.
I still wonder how much money I spent there to deserve that.
No need to plugs medias. Some dude completely jacked it on facebook earlier too. Everything I have is @shadowporker. The video is 6 years old and friends of mine are telling me that people were reuploading it again.
and it's wheel chair accessible too. hot wings wednesday for family men and even have a play room for kids. krystal and cash are both certified babysitters, so you dont have to worry. their service is complimentary.
Just a few days ago I was talking about how damn near everything has "gluten free" on it, even products that would never generally have gluten in them anyway. Got a bag of mozzarella cheese the other day with gluten free written on it in large font.
Ok but like I'm dating someone with celiac and they put fucking wheat byproducts in everythingggg so it's actually so helpful when they put "gluten free" right on it, so you don't have to spend 5 minutes googling whether the weird chemicals in the ingredients list are secretly gluten. Plus like sometimes it's processed on equipment that touches wheat/gluten so if it says gluten free you know it's safe. Ik it seems weird but it's actually great for some of us haha
Those poor girls,, they have to strip and dance to put themselves through Nursing College which is very hard to do on their own and especially for some of them trying to take care of a sick parent or two.. someone told me that some if not most of these loving and caring Ladies like Cocaine.. this cannot be true as their days are too full now.. For shame on you spreading untruth
Shame on you I say
Actually that’s not true. The surface protein on candidiasis is very similar (if not the same) as that found on gluten. This protein is named HWP1, and its structure is very close to that of alpha-gliadin and gamma-gliadin, two of the protein groups found in gluten. It is this close similarity that confuses your immune system.
Interesting. I've not heard of any celiac having a reaction from yeast that wasn't brewer's yeast. But just because it's similar that wouldn't mean it's the same, right?
Edit: I mean I looked into it more, do you have any sources for that? I can't find anything that doesn't flat out say yeast doesn't contain gluten, nor does it cause reactions in celiac
it's Philly went here one night because we lived in Delaware and last call for the STATE was 1 am.
ended up here because of the sign.
it was alright lol
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I bet you at least one of their strippers uses a dry shampoo that has hydrolyzed wheat protein. Lots of skin care and makeup has wheat protein as well. I’d like to know what kind of testing and certification process they have in place.
Celiac doing the sad snoopy walk down the street after hearing they don't monitor the dancers haircare/skincare routines
Might have to go and investigate
A face full of gluten please.
DV8 in Portland has had a sign up for years offering Gluten Free lap dances, always gets a chuckle.
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The club's name is Casa Diablo
And you can only use $2 bills, no singles.
That’s the one next to Super Deluxe in SE right?
Correct.
Thought so, never been inside but have been seeing that sign for years lol
No you can finally touch. Before this the stripclubs didn’t want to get sued for gluten allergies resulted from touching the dancers
As long as they are not gluteus free, I'm cool...
What if she has a yeast infection?
There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we’re downriver from that old bread factory.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica
There is no gluten in yeast
TIL
then you bake a cake.
Then u can let it raise.
FRE SHAVOCA DO
Isn’t this in Fallon NV?
Atlanta (Chamblee)
I once threw up behind their ATM on the way to the bathroom. I thought for sure I was getting kicked out. But nah, both the floor manager andy bartender came to check up on me, gave me a bottle of water, and scooted a stripper out of my chair when I got back. I still wonder how much money I spent there to deserve that.
If you didn't wake up after an evening at the Oasis broke and hungover, you weren't doing it right. I had a similar experience at the Pony
Loved the Pony. Best prime rib lunch buffet in town, lol
I been there lol been a few years. Right behind Home Depot. Used to go on lunch breaks and get a beer
I want your job where you can go over to a strip club for lunch and have a beer. Sounds like a fantastic time.
Sadly they’re gone now. The city was trying to shut them down for years and it finally happened.
Philly
If you're going to take my video, at least give credit. I uploaded this back on January 31st, 2017 and have multiple people tbat can validate
That’s you laughing in the video?
Sorry Didn’t know! Just saw it on a feed like this. Nows your chance to plug your medias!
No need to plugs medias. Some dude completely jacked it on facebook earlier too. Everything I have is @shadowporker. The video is 6 years old and friends of mine are telling me that people were reuploading it again.
What state was this in?!
It's in Philadelphia by the airport auto mall
You play pogo, probably checks out xDDDD
It's that the Oasis in Denver?
No, Philadelphia near the airport auto mall
and it's wheel chair accessible too. hot wings wednesday for family men and even have a play room for kids. krystal and cash are both certified babysitters, so you dont have to worry. their service is complimentary.
that's Philly
Atl
It’s Philly bro
You are 100% correct. By the airport auto mall
I know that's rite!
“We got gluten free lapdances.” “Anyway heres Wonderwall…”
As a coeliac and a woamn's lover, yes plz
Take the gluten… out da lapdance
I don’t care if it’s free
That “@“ looked like a 🥴 at first
They’d better be. I don’t even want to think about ways a lap dance could possibly transmit gluten to me.
Is this the Free Sha va cado guy?
I like lattes.
I wonder how many people missed the gluten part then got kicked the fuck out
Norcross gave baby good food
Chill dude it’s not that funny
Not that funny
It’s kind of funny
It’s kind of funny
This is literally not funny
Just a few days ago I was talking about how damn near everything has "gluten free" on it, even products that would never generally have gluten in them anyway. Got a bag of mozzarella cheese the other day with gluten free written on it in large font.
Ok but like I'm dating someone with celiac and they put fucking wheat byproducts in everythingggg so it's actually so helpful when they put "gluten free" right on it, so you don't have to spend 5 minutes googling whether the weird chemicals in the ingredients list are secretly gluten. Plus like sometimes it's processed on equipment that touches wheat/gluten so if it says gluten free you know it's safe. Ik it seems weird but it's actually great for some of us haha
I don't see how this is worth laughing at. Poor man
Those poor girls,, they have to strip and dance to put themselves through Nursing College which is very hard to do on their own and especially for some of them trying to take care of a sick parent or two.. someone told me that some if not most of these loving and caring Ladies like Cocaine.. this cannot be true as their days are too full now.. For shame on you spreading untruth Shame on you I say
Its like gluten free car parts or fill in the blanks. its not even funny. Damn you have to be so fucking bored or high to laugh at this tryhard shit
A whole new meaning to yeast infection.
Yeast isn't gluten
Actually that’s not true. The surface protein on candidiasis is very similar (if not the same) as that found on gluten. This protein is named HWP1, and its structure is very close to that of alpha-gliadin and gamma-gliadin, two of the protein groups found in gluten. It is this close similarity that confuses your immune system.
Interesting. I've not heard of any celiac having a reaction from yeast that wasn't brewer's yeast. But just because it's similar that wouldn't mean it's the same, right? Edit: I mean I looked into it more, do you have any sources for that? I can't find anything that doesn't flat out say yeast doesn't contain gluten, nor does it cause reactions in celiac
Well, they definitely know their audience, I’ll give them that…
For the sake of science... Here's a $20.00! I need to know if theres a difference.
100% this is in El Paso
Nope this is Philadelphia
Ah the HoAsis. Many memories
I said take the gluten Out the **LAP DANCE**
[Daddy](https://giphy.com/clips/Vppc9Z3rjs9xZkc2ls)
Only in Philly! Haha
Gluten free lapdances 🤣🤣🤣🤣
it's Philly went here one night because we lived in Delaware and last call for the STATE was 1 am. ended up here because of the sign. it was alright lol
🎶Today is gonna be the day you get a gluten free lap dance🎶
If I'm paying for a lap dance there better LOTS of glutens!
Yo
He honestly just glanced at it, ya know
🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆WHAT!! I’m DYIN DUDE !! Great 👍🏼
Strip clubs do have great buffets btw ...just saying.
Cooter and ass gas all over ya wings. Your crazy 🤣
Epic!!
Not me laughing the same way after watching 😂
🤣🤣🤣 my face hurts
Is this the Oasis in Philly?
Absolutely looks like it especially since he said it’s near the auto mall!
Amazing.
No yeast 👍
Giving boneless pizza vibes
Nobody thinks this could just be satire?
ABAHAHAHHAHA
Well!! I got a gluten free penis. Makes sense.
No yeast for my jeans.
I’m assuming it is also yeast free
Like us.. face Oh god where’s this going
Gluten is a real killer … boner killer… I’ll see myself out.
H20 delirious is that you?
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Perfect for me💀
Hopefully they also have yeast-free lap dances!!
Vacation point chosen this year LMAO
If there is gluten in my lap dance that’s a hard no for me , that’s how infections start
They got this idea from a Portland Oregon strip club I believe
That's Philly