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I can't ask my boyfriend to help me clean the tank because he does the same thing 😂 Their shit smells like human baby shit and it is absolutely foul. Sometimes they'll be all farty when they're doing it too which really adds to the magic. A lot of the smell depends on their diet too.
I wipe asses for a living
I have had to wipe some of the most black iron filled disgusting rotten smelling shit before
Still will not ever smell a bearded dragons shit again
Before I became disabled I was a dog trainer and private nanny so I too have dabbled in vast amounts of shit lol 😂 And I can agree that beardies are way worse than babies and dogs
My wife has two snakes and two beardies and 100% I would rather clean up baby shit and even dog shit before cleaning up reptile poops 🥴 ESPECIALLY if they shat in the morning and it’s been under heat lamp all day😷 gotta love coming home to the scent of heated liz shits😂🤢😂
You had the wrong respiratory protection on. I’m assuming you just had dust masks, they do nothing for smell. You need a half mask respirator with activated carbon cartridges for smell
This reminds of two, or maybe just one, movie/show scenes.
1. I believe it's with two police officers or detectives, one opens a little can, scoops some cream with his finger and rubs it under his nostrils, then he gives the can to the other man and he does the same.
2. From the show House, there's a patient with no memory of who he is, amongst his belongings there's a tube of some kind of cream with menthol. For some reason the patient mimics people, so House wears the patient's clothes in order to find out who he is, he brings the tube with him and the patient says that he loves that cream, House asks him why and the patient says "because it doesn't smell like cow shit", rubs his hands with the cream and I think he puts some around his nostrils.
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TW: GAGGING
I was trying to earn a little extra money for plants by cleaning my wife’s bearded dragons tank😂
To clarify we are laughing together at the situation, I was laughing because she was gagging from my gagging which made me gag harder 😂🤣
I have no sense of smell so picking up shit is like no problem at all for me. When my gf has to clean up dog poop it makes her gag and I’m like what’s the problem. Honestly it’s the only upside to losing my sense of smell…I can’t smell nature, food, a potential gas leak, the wooden spoon I burned on my friends stove. But being able to walk straight into any bathroom I guess is ok?
Dude have you ever been there when a beardie let's one rip? It's nasty sounding and the smell is no joke. I have sympathy for this guy. Every once in awhile I get uncontrollable gagging when changing his cage.
I have a video of me holding my snake and it shat all over my lap and I was wearing cotton pants and I felt it seep down into my crotch and I freaked the absolute fuck out. All on video.
Lmfaoo!! No one ever told me how bad reptile shit smells😳 our female ball python gave my wife her first Cleveland steamer the other day 🤣🤢🤮 I never knew snakes could shart so loudly🤣🥴
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Bearded dragon poops are no joke. My thoughts are with you
Thoughts and prayers 🥺👏 😂
You can see the faces of what they ate.
Yeah man, they are rank. My wife won’t go near our dragons poop and it stinks the whole house out
I've smelled it before and god knows how I didn't throw up when I did it
I can't ask my boyfriend to help me clean the tank because he does the same thing 😂 Their shit smells like human baby shit and it is absolutely foul. Sometimes they'll be all farty when they're doing it too which really adds to the magic. A lot of the smell depends on their diet too.
I wipe asses for a living I have had to wipe some of the most black iron filled disgusting rotten smelling shit before Still will not ever smell a bearded dragons shit again
Before I became disabled I was a dog trainer and private nanny so I too have dabbled in vast amounts of shit lol 😂 And I can agree that beardies are way worse than babies and dogs
Best intro ever
My wife has two snakes and two beardies and 100% I would rather clean up baby shit and even dog shit before cleaning up reptile poops 🥴 ESPECIALLY if they shat in the morning and it’s been under heat lamp all day😷 gotta love coming home to the scent of heated liz shits😂🤢😂
Ahaha thats my ex’s name, im dying thats fucking horrible thought haha
Less contagious laughter and more contagious gagging and vomiting lol 😆 Very funny!
And you want to own this pet why!?! 😂
She’s got a thing for reptiles… I don’t share the sentiment but I love her so I pick my battles
That’s all you have to say. As a man, I completely understand
You had the wrong respiratory protection on. I’m assuming you just had dust masks, they do nothing for smell. You need a half mask respirator with activated carbon cartridges for smell
Yeah I learned the hard way🥴 I’ve got some air filtering masks on their way cause I’m on poop scoop duties this weekend 😂😭
Also maybe Vicks under your nose! My dad used to work in homicide and that was something they’d do before investigating the scene.
SO SMART!! I’m adding that to my poop scooping PPE gear! Thank you!
This reminds of two, or maybe just one, movie/show scenes. 1. I believe it's with two police officers or detectives, one opens a little can, scoops some cream with his finger and rubs it under his nostrils, then he gives the can to the other man and he does the same. 2. From the show House, there's a patient with no memory of who he is, amongst his belongings there's a tube of some kind of cream with menthol. For some reason the patient mimics people, so House wears the patient's clothes in order to find out who he is, he brings the tube with him and the patient says that he loves that cream, House asks him why and the patient says "because it doesn't smell like cow shit", rubs his hands with the cream and I think he puts some around his nostrils.
Why do so many people use that stupid ladies voice for commentary? Soon as I hear the first 2 words i cant watch it.
Clicked mute as soon as it started.
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And also horizontal video in a stupid tall VVS with enormous letterboxing.
TW: GAGGING I was trying to earn a little extra money for plants by cleaning my wife’s bearded dragons tank😂 To clarify we are laughing together at the situation, I was laughing because she was gagging from my gagging which made me gag harder 😂🤣
😂😂😂
I have no sense of smell so picking up shit is like no problem at all for me. When my gf has to clean up dog poop it makes her gag and I’m like what’s the problem. Honestly it’s the only upside to losing my sense of smell…I can’t smell nature, food, a potential gas leak, the wooden spoon I burned on my friends stove. But being able to walk straight into any bathroom I guess is ok?
OP, your username has me cackling
Unrelated. I'm an ex-JW and your username cracks me up
The fucking voice
I realized I was breathing through my mouth just reading through the comments lol
You can hear them when they shit to, all around awful experiences.
I truly feel sorry for him. He seems to have a heightened level of squeamishness.
All about nature but NOPE!
Been there. It's disgusting. His normal shits are wretched too
Dude have you ever been there when a beardie let's one rip? It's nasty sounding and the smell is no joke. I have sympathy for this guy. Every once in awhile I get uncontrollable gagging when changing his cage.
Lmfaoo I have a video of our female sharting🤭🥴 so wet and gross
It’s worth it😀
Cool video
THAT my friends is love lol
I have a video of me holding my snake and it shat all over my lap and I was wearing cotton pants and I felt it seep down into my crotch and I freaked the absolute fuck out. All on video.
Lmfaoo!! No one ever told me how bad reptile shit smells😳 our female ball python gave my wife her first Cleveland steamer the other day 🤣🤢🤮 I never knew snakes could shart so loudly🤣🥴
Haha mine was a ball too!!! An unforgettable gift haha
I thought bearded dragon poop was some weird sex stuff for a sec
Poor guy 🥴😂😂
That’s why I got rid of mine!
That and snake poop are so bad
“And that’s how japanese fetishes are born”
I thought they were having sex.
Mmmkay
wtf how is this funny
Ugh. More AI voice over