when i first ported my save and started playing on school laptop, my classmate saw me, then found the game on some unblocked games website, cheated and started bragging about how he made 1 million cookies per click
What's wrong with the regularity of building? Started a game, been ascending when I'm supposed to as per THE GUIDE, but when I'm building I'm doing it in chunks of 10 or 100, and the buildings end up being close to the same quantity.
tbf I haven't started grandmapocalypse but only because I am scared :(
ah fair. I thought it was bad unusual, like we should give up on the cheapo buildings at some point.
Only on 3rd run and it's something like cursors to banks each have 200, then below to prisms is at 100, the rest at 50-0. I presume at some point I'm making so many cookies that everything can balance out without much fuss, but I am presuming a lot with this game...
my classmates are either illiterate stock market mains, cheaters, that one person who can combo but does so extremely wrongly, and one friend who actually listened and is now stuck at ec
lol my friend has been in the discord and used to have a higher chat than me but he barely plays now, he did like 500 ascensions got bored and is at like 30 novemdec and I don't think he wants to get endless cycle
clockwise from top left:
- almost the same number of every building, which is a waste because easy cps, achievements and godzamok fodder for cheap
- erroneous pantheon setup mixing holobore (for idle) with vomitrax (niche uses in getting combos) and godzamok (should only used in diamond), additionally, about to click a golden cookie which will indoor holobore and spend all worship swaps
- ascended at 3 prestige levels, bad decision that clears days of progress for minimal gains
- level 18 grimoire, waste of lumps and makes some strategies harder
- trying to get golden clover using ordinary clovers (you should use wheat+gildmillet instead) and an awful plant placement setup for mutation
- missing out on easy, “secret” achievements
- missing god complex, the easiest shadow achievement
- used spontaneous edifice spell which is useless and a waste of mana
Even in minecraft most people would not be able to create an iron farm without using a guide. Iron farms are considered very important in the later stages of the game
Literally no part of minecraft makes any intuitive sense. If you think about it, before they added the recipe book the game was essentially impossible without some prior knowledge
The occasional tutorial won't make up the majority of your playtime, however when your game is centered around said tutorials and guides, that's when it's bad.
If you didn't have any guides in minecraft you literally wouldn't even know that the nether exists, and the nether is one of the core mechanics of the game
That's common knowledge. By that logic, fortnite is literally impossible to play, because how would you know how to move and shoot, if you didnt see a guide! Also it's not at all comparable to "second job" games like cookie clicker or terraria.
Knowing a specific combination of items and blocks that's specific to only 1 game = knowing a few keys universal to basically all open world games. Got it
Also you don't NEED guides to progress in cookie clicker. Doing things the wrong way is slower, but still possible. You also don't need guides to find the optimal way - in Cookie Clicker, much of it can be found through trial and error or logical thinking.
Where's the stuck at trillions and the absurdly high level of a random building
level 18 towers
Level 25 antimatter condensers
me with level 12 antimatter condenser
level >10 towers is the worst
44*
the man himself
You forgot twin gates
fuck, im incompetent
you forgot about the part where they just use sesame and give themselves 100 quinsexagintillion cookies
happy cake day
i didn't even notice that LMAO
when i first ported my save and started playing on school laptop, my classmate saw me, then found the game on some unblocked games website, cheated and started bragging about how he made 1 million cookies per click
lmao
ShOuLd I sTaRt ThE gRaNdMaPoCALyPSe ???
[https://cookieclicker.wiki.gg/wiki/Frequently_Asked_Questions#Should_I_start_the_Grandmapocalypse](https://cookieclicker.wiki.gg/wiki/Frequently_Asked_Questions#Should_I_start_the_Grandmapocalypse_/_Should_I_buy_all_the_research_upgrades?)
WhAt Is ThIs ThInG *points out at a wrinkler*
PROFITS IS PROFITS
I play on my school laptop and I have never been like this. This is an abomination.
So does OP lol (as his friend)
i made this image on my school computer
you typed the above on your school computer
no, phone
:(
What's wrong with the regularity of building? Started a game, been ascending when I'm supposed to as per THE GUIDE, but when I'm building I'm doing it in chunks of 10 or 100, and the buildings end up being close to the same quantity. tbf I haven't started grandmapocalypse but only because I am scared :(
Last one is crazy ex, and/or first few can have wayyyyy more
ah fair. I thought it was bad unusual, like we should give up on the cheapo buildings at some point. Only on 3rd run and it's something like cursors to banks each have 200, then below to prisms is at 100, the rest at 50-0. I presume at some point I'm making so many cookies that everything can balance out without much fuss, but I am presuming a lot with this game...
you need them achievements
In the far late game, grandmas become op, over 80% total. Has to do with one of the krumblor auras and a synergy with fractals or smtg imo
just buy anything that is under a min of cps
am i an outlier (and the people in my school because they trust whatever i say)
my classmates are either illiterate stock market mains, cheaters, that one person who can combo but does so extremely wrongly, and one friend who actually listened and is now stuck at ec
lol my friend has been in the discord and used to have a higher chat than me but he barely plays now, he did like 500 ascensions got bored and is at like 30 novemdec and I don't think he wants to get endless cycle
I don't care if it's not meta, having a perfect 100 amount of towers makes my heart happy, even if it's horribly inefficient.
Aight, I may be one of these people, someone explain
you relate to one of the screenshots?
Stop bullying me, I bought the game on steam I'll do what I want. I definitely don't care that I'm stuck in the sextillions!
or the one mf with 12847129874 cursors
clicking a golden cookie with holobore active should be considered a federal offense
Mostly the farm one
you can take a look at the [garden guide](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ytq8C7kmYwGclNhs-UQm21yMF5GGzaFiTilE7jAfpfU/edit)
Oh neat
OMG THAT USED TO BE ME
nice chips
i ate them trust
if you don't read a guide, this probably will happen
played the game the way it was intended
I really don't care if it's optimized or not tbh
I’m confused
clockwise from top left: - almost the same number of every building, which is a waste because easy cps, achievements and godzamok fodder for cheap - erroneous pantheon setup mixing holobore (for idle) with vomitrax (niche uses in getting combos) and godzamok (should only used in diamond), additionally, about to click a golden cookie which will indoor holobore and spend all worship swaps - ascended at 3 prestige levels, bad decision that clears days of progress for minimal gains - level 18 grimoire, waste of lumps and makes some strategies harder - trying to get golden clover using ordinary clovers (you should use wheat+gildmillet instead) and an awful plant placement setup for mutation - missing out on easy, “secret” achievements - missing god complex, the easiest shadow achievement - used spontaneous edifice spell which is useless and a waste of mana
If a game needs guides then it's a shit game.
unbased opinion
Some people just like to play videogames instead of reading documentation.
guides and wikis are crucial to the gameplay of loads of incredible games
I can't name one.
stardew valley is one, im sure there are others
Even in minecraft most people would not be able to create an iron farm without using a guide. Iron farms are considered very important in the later stages of the game
Literally no part of minecraft makes any intuitive sense. If you think about it, before they added the recipe book the game was essentially impossible without some prior knowledge
Yeah. and if you had NO external knowledge you probably wouldn't even know that the nether exists. think about it
The occasional tutorial won't make up the majority of your playtime, however when your game is centered around said tutorials and guides, that's when it's bad.
If you didn't have any guides in minecraft you literally wouldn't even know that the nether exists, and the nether is one of the core mechanics of the game
That's common knowledge. By that logic, fortnite is literally impossible to play, because how would you know how to move and shoot, if you didnt see a guide! Also it's not at all comparable to "second job" games like cookie clicker or terraria.
Knowing a specific combination of items and blocks that's specific to only 1 game = knowing a few keys universal to basically all open world games. Got it Also you don't NEED guides to progress in cookie clicker. Doing things the wrong way is slower, but still possible. You also don't need guides to find the optimal way - in Cookie Clicker, much of it can be found through trial and error or logical thinking.