As someone who lives in Ohio, this sub does not make me feel safe, at this point I’m like 90% certain once world war update 3.0 breaks out every enemy nation of the US is just gonna go, “alright, first order of business, who’re we nuking first?” And everyone will collectively just go “Ohio, cause It’d mad be funny”
As much as I want to bring back Ohio to nuke it again, BrewStew lives there and he makes me laugh on YT.
Bring back Indiana. It deserves a second chance.
Actually, after some thought, bring back Ohio and nuke it again.
Here Here! [Give the republicans in Illinois what they want...](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/resolution-proposes-separating-chicago-illinois-create-51st-state/story?id=62405752) Then nuke em!!
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Why is Pennsylvania still alive? Seriously? Haven’t any of you had to drive across it? There’s literally nothing between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia. It’s 9 hours of nothing and the cops are bs.
You got to bring Utah back. You know what Utah has? Mormons! Do you want Mormons have? Tons and tons of food storage! You don't want to lose that. Not to mention, just about 70% of the population has weapons. This is the place you want to be during an apocalypse.
I would like to see an innocent bystander suddenly involved in this mess For no other reason than being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Even if we have to force it using teleportation. First idea that came to mind: let's slap Italy into Florida's old spot.
I'm actually pleasantly surprised at how well this fun little game has followed along with what I (and most I know) would consider to be the most garbage states in our fine union. They're almost entirely gone already. Once the useless badlands in the dakotas are gone, the junkies in Oregon and WA are removed, the giant ghetto that is Illinois is wiped out, and the last of the rednecks in the southeast are eliminated... it'll be a fairly nice country.
If you took a mop and a broom to NY, NJ, and CT they could stay but, for now just get rid of them with California and we've got ourselves a fine place to live.
Bring back Louisiana, if only for New Orleans.
SC may have seceded first, but GA made it do it. BRING SC BACK!
Add France for the sole purpose to nuke it next time
Turn Ohio into a great lake
r/mapswithoutri
As someone who lives in Ohio, this sub does not make me feel safe, at this point I’m like 90% certain once world war update 3.0 breaks out every enemy nation of the US is just gonna go, “alright, first order of business, who’re we nuking first?” And everyone will collectively just go “Ohio, cause It’d mad be funny”
Yo, why Tennessee and not NC?
Prussia
Wisconsin. We have beer. And cheese. And beer cheese.
Illinois is the cockroach/Twinkie of America. Can’t kill it :/
Florida
WISCONSIN is the obvious choice we have all the alcohol
Kentucky
Bring back Ohio so we can nuke it again.
Georgia 🇬🇪! It needs nuked
Florida returns as part of the Hawaiian islands
Bring back Tennessee! I would like to not be dead.
Texas, but make it the shape of Oklahoma and put it in Oklahoma’s place.
i think there should be another California back in the west coast
Dont bring ohio back
Ohio
OKLAHOMA
I had to scroll through 15 of the top comment threads to get to a serious suggestion
NUKE CALIFORNIA ALREADY.
Arkansas, we have more and better wild life than any other state :) That's why we're called the Natural State 👍🏻
I volunteer Nebraska as tribute
Bring back Tennessee!
What about the District of Columbia?
Ohio's gonna get nuked again, isn't it.
Would Arizona even notice if they got nuked? Time for them to go.
CT
The Dakotas
!subscribeme
can we have a second connecticut?
Wisconsin
ThIs Is ThE aMeRiCa LiBeRaLs WaNt
Florida
SOUTH CAROLINA GET THE OG 13 BACK I WANT CALIFORNIA GONE
Wisconsin so we can have some quality cheese
Chicago misses it’s backyard…
Can Michigan be reconnected to the homeland
Revive Colorado so that there are now two of them
Nebraska
Ohio of course
Should we nuke Iowa because they always kick off the primaries and another election cycle?
As much as I want to bring back Ohio to nuke it again, BrewStew lives there and he makes me laugh on YT. Bring back Indiana. It deserves a second chance. Actually, after some thought, bring back Ohio and nuke it again.
Bring back Wisconsin for the Midwest
Massachusetts 2
Wait when did Texas get nuked?!
NO MORE UTAH LFG
Kansas. Half of It looks like it’s been nuked already so we might as well
Just make a second Montana
Put Montana back please
Ohio
switch Maine and Alaska is Greg that powerful?
Wisconsin please!
Day 9 (I think) of asking for iowa to be removed
Sorts by top* Ohio Ohio. Ohio Ohio Flaccid Florida Ohio
How the Hell is California still alive?
Bring back the TEXAS
Oregon
Ohio. Then we nuke it again
Make Illinois just Chicago. It all gets deleted except Chicago.
Here Here! [Give the republicans in Illinois what they want...](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/resolution-proposes-separating-chicago-illinois-create-51st-state/story?id=62405752) Then nuke em!!
If that happens I’m moving lol. Chicago government would just be even more corrupt than it already is.
Just become an alderman, you can’t be taken advantage of if you are the one taking advantage of others.
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FLORIDA!!! PLEEEASSSE BRING ME Back!!!
Double the California's
Every state with "New" in it
We need my homeland wisconsin, we will make good solders with our hunters.
Bring Florida back so we can kill it again
Once we get down to the last state can we do the Canadian provences?
Can someone evaporate Pennsylvania already
We need to nuke Greg... he has become too powerful
NJ goes down the shore.
Can we nuke florida again
Illinois
Ohio because it’s my home state not for memes
RETURN OHIO AND NUKE MICHIGAN!
🤓
Bring back Ohio so we can nuke it again
California because it has the funni bear
Ohio
Why is Wyoming still here
What the hell are you guys doing here
Montana
Not a lot of people seem to hate Oregon.
Missouri
Switch Alaska and Arizona, the population of both will be destroyed by the dramatic shit in climate.
Put a second Iowa on top of Iowa
TEXAS
Shoulda inverted alaska and swapped it with florida so the penis can stick out and also have ball sacks...
Kill Wyoming already
Let’s start working on the east coast!
can we just delete New York City not New York, but just the city; just poke a hole in the state
Why is Pennsylvania still alive? Seriously? Haven’t any of you had to drive across it? There’s literally nothing between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia. It’s 9 hours of nothing and the cops are bs.
Maryland cause I hate Maryland
Greg wants Louisiana back. He wants to go to Mardi gras
Bring back Louisiana I need my gator people
Bring back california but in the correct place this time. And dont remove the california thats already there
How about New Hampshire? Can’t think of a reason not too.
Get Maryland out of here
We need a second wyoming
Utah!!!!!!
South Carolina takes California’s original spot
Ohio so we can nuke it again
Ohio
nuke nevada, they get nuke tested so its fine
Wisconsin, they got baller cheese curds and drinking is like most of their industry
Bring back Statesota from Moral Orel
Why the fuck is Wyoming still hanging around?
Please bring bad Texas, I was very sad when I got nuked ):
nuke south dakota and idaho
Ohio 2: Ther return of the fields
Zombie Ohio
Wow NC is still alive.
Minnesota goodbye
Rolling dice on Idaho and Chicago, I want baked potatos in the fields and microwaved carp by the truckload
Haha Ohio so funny
Can we please never redirect Missouri?
Las Vegas water supply is now irradiated because of the tragedy in Utah. Might as well get rid of Nevada then.
thankfully washington wasnt nuked
TEXAS PLEASE
Bring back Utah. One of the most beautiful states. Although bring back Ohio to nuke again sounds like the right thing to do.
South Carolina
The UK.
Florida i want to see a battle royal
Florida man must make his triumphant return, you think a nuke could wipe him out?
Nuke Fr*nce
Bring Ohio back then nuke it twice, just in case!
Combine West Virginia and regular Virginia to make the Ultimate Virginia
Wisconsin
Maryland’s flag is an abomination, we should not have to endure it one day longer!
I agree with them all, being back Ohio just so we can nuke it again
Ohio, just to nuke it again
You got to bring Utah back. You know what Utah has? Mormons! Do you want Mormons have? Tons and tons of food storage! You don't want to lose that. Not to mention, just about 70% of the population has weapons. This is the place you want to be during an apocalypse.
Fuck that kill dakota
West Virginia has to go!
Kansas
ohio ohio ihio
Florida please 😞
Bring back Ohio
Indiana
I have been waiting for this for a whole 2 days, let's bring Ohio back so we can destroy them
Florida
I think that OP should have expected that the comment section
I'm from Missouri. Please don't bring us back.
Texas
Illlinois
Ohio
Indiana is only gone because of Ohio, let us get it back
Save Indiana please. We may not have a lot but we chill out and bother nobody
Texas deserves another go at it!
O̹̙H̯̘̰Ī͖̒͟Õ̘̹̳͗̃
Smoklahoma!!!! 🤣😅😂
Alabama
Texas
Texas obv
Bring back Oklahoma Go Sooners
I would like to nominate Texas for resurrection.
Bring Wisconsin back!
Ohio
I’m assuming Ohio was the first one to be nuked
Ohio
I would like to see an innocent bystander suddenly involved in this mess For no other reason than being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Even if we have to force it using teleportation. First idea that came to mind: let's slap Italy into Florida's old spot.
HOW IS NEW JERSEY STILL THERE THIS IS A CRIME
Ohio, just so we can turn it into a smoldering crater again
Day 4 of requesting New Mexico to be turned into a poor photoshop of Walter White
Make alaska the size of hawaii, hawaii the size of alaska. Keep the shapes the same.
MISSOURI!!!
Tennessee
O-H
Return Texas. We need revolvers and a border back
Ohio
Illinois. Shouldn’t have made it this far
Can we just get a second Montana instead?
Make Alaska properly scaled
California
West Virginia
I was hoping the California penis would hang down not stick out straight
California: Forever Turgid
South Carolina
Yes we must nuke Ohio twice
Screw a dead state, through a Narnia or Wakanda out there. There is a nice area along the recently increased Caribbean
The great state of Florida
let’s add another north carolina
Switch Oregon and Washington
Ohio. Let’s revive my state, and then nuke it twice more!
texas
I'm actually pleasantly surprised at how well this fun little game has followed along with what I (and most I know) would consider to be the most garbage states in our fine union. They're almost entirely gone already. Once the useless badlands in the dakotas are gone, the junkies in Oregon and WA are removed, the giant ghetto that is Illinois is wiped out, and the last of the rednecks in the southeast are eliminated... it'll be a fairly nice country. If you took a mop and a broom to NY, NJ, and CT they could stay but, for now just get rid of them with California and we've got ourselves a fine place to live.
Hello third world with those states gone.