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biggestboi73

Was fully expecting him to slowly reverse next to him and press a button to open the boot and smack him in the head


Andrew4Life

lol, I was fully expecting him to open the trunk throw him in the trunk and drive off.


MrMcBeefCock

Modern problems require modern solutions.


ManUFan9225

Modern? The Sopranos is like 20 years old now...


ForniteOrNothingPL

Lol.


coachfortner

lol, I was fully expecting he would then be taken to a dinky pawn shop in L.A. run by a guy named Maynard who strips him and dresses him in some black leatherman’s outfit & stuffs him into a box. And then there’s Zed.


miss_trixie

zed's dead, baby.


Scared-Guard-8632

And drag him with his head inside the trunk, public humiliation style?


BiggieAndTheStooges

All these would have been great as well


HoboArmyofOne

See now you're just giving people ideas


Thug-shaketh9499

✍️✍️✍️✍️


kaleidofusion

I snorted, but extra because I imagined it initially as one of the boots that opens slowly.


artgarciasc

https://youtu.be/_qtG82HJB2I?si=-CQuvGwQyIP5mynD


OldSkooRebel

A whole lot better than the potential injury I was expecting


BrandoLoudly

I super approve. Let’s get all the cool cars over here


ehooehoo

nah let’s get the diesel trucks and roll coal till they pass out. how has no one thought of this yet?


immaZebrah

Cause the person rolling coal is more likely to get a ticket than the protestors


XanthicStatue

Worth it


WATD2025

destroying the environment to prove a point to people who are protesting the destruction of the environment? ​ we have reach a new level of "doing stupid shit that goes against our own best interests."


CMDR_KingErvin

Mine plays fart noises on the outside speakers. Not quite as effective but maybe I can embarrass him to death. All the other nitwits will make fun of him so badly.


N0085K1LL5

Roads are for cars. Not sitting, these people get what's coming to them. A proper protest doesn't involve regular folk that are just trying to go to work and make ends meet. They deserve red splat justice.


OldSkooRebel

I don't think they DESERVE to die But having said that, I wouldn't feel much for them if it did happen


XanthicStatue

Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!


OldSkooRebel

SAMUEL JACKSON. IT'LL GETCHA DRUNK.


rotrukker

If you punch yourself in the face you have earned that black eye. If you sit on the road you will have earned any injury or death.


claym421

Yes, cause historically protest have never inconvenience the general public right?


N0085K1LL5

That's the problem with protests, also why we see them so much on social media and nothing being done about it. They usually jam up the general public. Which is a problem, with people that are just trying to live their life. It's wild that anyone thinks what they are doing is more important than someone's personal life. I care about my bills being paid and keeping my job. Not some bullshit some people did research on for a week or two.


claym421

You would have been anti African American rights, gay rights, women’s rights and workers rights with that attitude.


redditsucksnowkek

My guy you'd be working 10-12 hour days 6 days a week if it weren't for protests.


N0085K1LL5

"My guy," that's not very unusual to work.


QuantumUtility

Yes. Of course. The Civil Rights movement famously never inconvenienced anyone and magically ended Jim Crow with sunshine and rainbows. Have you ever read any history books?


N0085K1LL5

No. I've never read any history books. They are taught here and we are forced to read them. If we don't, then we fail history class... just like you...


QuantumUtility

Sure seems like you haven’t gotten anything out of them. Maybe try again?


Electrical_Figs

>A proper protest doesn't involve regular folk lol that's the ONLY kind of protest allowed. Do you want them to go bother some CEO or something? See what happens if they try that.


bchuck-cle

so they fk with normal people trying to get where they're going? hell nah, there's a thousand better ways to protest.


Electrical_Figs

Name one


bchuck-cle

a person could super-glue their hand to a painting in a museum--it'd make the local news for sure


uxoriousprick

What about eardrum injury 😭


OldSkooRebel

Harder to sue over I'd imagine 🤷‍♂️


DevilDoc3030

Tinnitus is pretty pretty hard to rule out as a provider if the patient understands some basic steps. Military hands out 10% disability all day from active duty members claiming tinnitus.


the_jewgong

Yet potential there was. Invigorating.


redditsucksnowkek

I feel like permanent hearing damage is an injury.


bs000

yeah butt i can't see that so it's not real. i also yell at people with disability placards if they can walk normally because they're obviously faking it for the good parking spots


Vandy1358v2_0

No, not set up all


Dust_Kindly

You trying to tell me NOT4HOES from ... *[location]* isn't a street legal plate?


lgodsey

It didn't even occur to me that people would think this was real.


Vandy1358v2_0

It’s the internet, more specifically Reddit. I said what I said because it had to be said yet it actually has a chance of making the front page of Reddit…


Spectrum1523

The 3 camera angles didn't give it away?


SpenglerE

Sad to see all these people soaking it up. Crazy age we live in. Can't see through the fog


[deleted]

Fake ass video, bro coulda just gone around


UberNZ

And only one protester trying to block the road. It's a skit for sure


donksdonks42

Or, you know, honked his horn


TurtleToast2

Maybe it's an instructional video.


Jversace

Fake as fuck.


BiggieAndTheStooges

Still a great idea.


Mountain_Housing_704

Maybe that's why he commented "Fake as fuck" and not "not a great idea."


ItalianStallion9069

NOT 4HOES


wlonkly

wonder why he doesn't like shoes


chadmcchaderton

Fake


lucikslunce

Influencer from Czech Republic.....


Agreeable-Sound1599

Staged


Polairis44

Fake


viBe_gg

W


XanthicStatue

This is excellent. I hope he has permanent hearing damage.


Bergius_wants_s15

Fuck yeah.


Young_Sliver

Protest all you want, I don't mind, but please don't make me late for my job. I'd like to not get fired because someone's sitting in the road


tiredofcommies

This is the way. Or one of many ways.


highwire_ca

Terrific! Rolling coal would be funny, but I cannot condone that behaviour. Nope. Not at all.


lessthaninteresting

Maybe we can distribute air horns at gas stations. Sitting in the middle of the street can get very loud


mydickinyourass888

I thought it would have a flame tune OMG


summerbreeze6969

🤣


ausdjmofo

Hahaha this is great


Eyerate

Brilliant solution to a really dumb ass problem. 10/10. Annoyed the guy the same way he annoyed everyone else without committing attempted murder lol.


Front-Constant-4942

One protestor?


leftover_class

Wheres a fully black-masked assailant to cause violence when you need them?


Helivated69

Mine isn't loud....but is diesel


2grundies

That is genuinely brilliant. No physical contact and he moved of his own accord. 10/10


FreedVentureStein

Elegant solution


TheRelaxedMale

Beautifully done


Sourpancakes420

Licence plate +5


Ryankevin23

There’s a good idea


Yoshimitziu

0 out of 10 on the CFV scale


Spwd

Shame it wasn't flaming too.


thepotatoreaper100

These protesters gotta be plants by big oil companies to make actual climate change activists look like this


nolotusnote

Ha! ///M Power at work.


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SweetBearCub

> Can't do it with an Electric Car. :( Maybe not, but they do have horns, the purpose being to produce loud noise on demand. Get right up on them and lay on the horn.


Electronic-Pause1330

I doubt I’ll ever have the opportunity, but I like the idea of rolling coal on a protester instead of running them over with my truck.


EffingBarbas

The ONLY approved use of rolling coal


bl0odredsandman

That's not rolling coal. That's more of a pop and bang tune and it's a small one at that.


EffingBarbas

Recognized. I was calling for the full deployment of such tactic in this and future occurrences.


onnod

Level Boss


salataris

Send them this when you kick their ass off the road https://youtu.be/A24fWmNA6lM?si=bdHJ5GD9l1S4o4Rd


Sad_Conclusion8488

LOLOLOL


Thalzen

NOT 4HOES


READYBEAR77

Brav fuc"*ing oooooo 👏👏👏👏👏


Taluca_me

good old car farts


thedevilslake

That's puts the W in BMW


MudddButt

LOL genius. Blow out their eardrums. They don't care about their cause THAT much to sacrifice their hearing.


Rey_Mezcalero

😂😂😂


HollowShane

Called a trunk not a 🥾


Kilow102938

Common problems call for common solutions


BigLeboski26

This does put a smile on my face🤣


fuckredditmodz69

That plate lmao


MCPhatmam

Fake vid but a good idea hope someone does it to real protesters.


ScrodRundgren

I don’t if I’d call this crazy fuckin


K24BUILD

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was waiting for the fire out the exhaust


Portland_st

Maybe they should try protesting in China?


Sea_Negotiation_1871

What about this is even remotely crazy? The funny license plate? This is a bad post, OP, and you should feel bad.


directrix688

Fake but kind of funny


Pillow_Apple

this is staged af who tf believe this?


FreeTheDimple

I mean, that's still assault.


Redhawk4t4

How did you come up with that


FreeTheDimple

It's propelling hot air at the protestor. Stick your hand in front of an exhaust.


Practice_Girls

Maybe get out of the middle of the street and this situation would NEVER occur.


FreeTheDimple

That's a very naive response.


Practice_Girls

Common sense isn’t naive.