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QuizeDN

wtf's wrong with people trying to stop a car with hands


Marker_Lewis

Idk but I once saw a cop who thought his 9mm was going to stop the biggest bull I’ve ever seen in real life.


fake_face

But I thought 9 mm has the ability to “blow the lung out of the body” /s


Objective-Scallion15

Unfortunately the officer didn’t aim at the lungs. It only works when you hit the lungs.


oeCake

The bystanders had a few less lungs though


Useful44723

Is it like a critical hit in Fallout?


no_life_matters

Wait what? Is that a thing people actually say about 9mm?


Leather_Formal4681

I believe President Brandon made a claim to this effect during an anti-firearm speech. It is a ludicrous claim.


no_life_matters

Well idk why you'd want to blow anyone's lungs out (lmao) but I mean... I probably wouldn't go any lower than .308😂


thisisnotleah

Link?


Leather_Formal4681

He said, “A .22-caliber bullet will lodge in the lung, and we can probably get it out, may be able to get it, and save the life. A 9mm bullet blows the lung out of the body.”[https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2022/05/30/remarks-by-president-biden-after-marine-one-arrival-10/](https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2022/05/30/remarks-by-president-biden-after-marine-one-arrival-10/)


One_Word_Respoonse

Bruh 😂😂


DogofWar1974

This sounds highly entertaining, do you mean an actual bull or a pit bull?


Marker_Lewis

Actual bull, 1,4 ton of pure anger iirc


Whole_Ad8769

Ooooof


try2bepositive15264

Did he die?


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ArchimedesTheDove

9mm isn't even recommended for wild hogs, you should probably earn some of that confidence you're talking with.


Marker_Lewis

I know nothing about guns but it’s what I understood


ArchimedesTheDove

If I read your initial comment correctly, you were under the impression that 9mm is insufficient for a charging bull, which I would agree with. It's about caliber and shot placement, the larger the caliber, the less precise your shot placement has to be to sufficiently disrupt biological systems and processes in an acceptable time window. A charging bull getting mag dumped by a beat cop who's not acclimated to working under stress with his duty gun is likely not going to be able to hit the vital zones to stop it dead in it's tracks. With enough rounds and time, the animal will bleed out, but if it's within charging distance and you've got nowhere to go, and you've only got 17 or so rounds of 9mm, you have to hit the central nervous system and "flip the light switch." Which from your story, doesn't sound like that was quite the case.


CrumplePants

even a pro with all the time in the world could have difficulty - I've seen pro hunters line up the perfect shot with a high-caliber rifle and just miss the heart, and even with 2 shots in the lungs the animal runs a couple miles before slowing down. Adrenaline is crazy! you're right, without hitting the brain or spine, that thing ain't stopping in a short distance


Marker_Lewis

That’s what I understood at the time, thanks for your clarification !


fre-ddo

What if you shoot them in the balls?


jkarovskaya

My brother went boar hunting in Pennsylvania ​ The guide told them to bring their rifles, typically .308 or better, and said they had to have at least a .40 or .45 pistol as a sidearm as a last ditch defense method on every hunter


Marker_Lewis

Yeah boars are tough fuckers. Whenever I see one my brain flips to survival mode.


Marker_Lewis

Oh the bull would totally be fucked in the end but the thing was going bananas and running full speed towards the cop. Here cops are not used to fire, they just show their guns when in danger but rarely pull the trigger, the dude was trembling and probably not able to empty his mag before being eventually blasted by this enraged bull.


[deleted]

What country are you in where a cop has to fight a bull? 


fairchild2

Spain


Marker_Lewis

Nope but I kinda wish


[deleted]

Ah ok, es el unico pais donde me hace sentido Que  hay alguien peliando con un toro 


fairchild2

…. Si


luciusbentley7

I think many would assume that most would not run a person over, but if this dude drove through a building, he's not stopping for anything else. Glad I'm not reading any deaths at least


txhoneybee

Natural reaction. You’re going to react and try something, anything, even when you know there’s no way in hell it’s going to work.


WhiteRoomCharles

Just earlier today I saw a video of a guy crushed to death because he was trying to stop an 18-wheeler from moving by pushing it from the front! I dunno what goes through those people’s minds but whatever it is, it definitely isn’t something intelligent!


alcormsu

Especially once they’ve already used it to ram a person. Or whole restaurant in this case. If someone saw a litterer and tried to stop them from leaving this way, I’d get it. That’s a big escalation. But this is a step down in violence. Get out of the way, dumbasses, they’re clearly deranged


limitlessEXP

Wouldn’t the car always win??


Familiar-Reveal351

Stupidity runs deep with some


HeDuMSD

He will finally get dinner served in prison


arthurblakey

Man, I’ve seen shit like this so many times and every time I just cannot begin to fathom how ignorant and self-centred you have to be to do that. I’m sure even they’ve seen heaps of videos just like it too, and yet they still decide to do it. Maybe I don’t know what it’s like until I’ve ‘lived it’ or been there myself, but just pick an orientation for your phone and keep it that way… so sick of these mofos who think flipping the phone mid video is acceptable behaviour.


Marker_Lewis

I live not that far from where it happened and I am mortified. I thought people were more considerate about us who are watching this.


icykiller_ab08

Do you know if police found him?


Marker_Lewis

The cameraman is on the run AFAIK.


Present-Current-9634

What did the cameraman do?


Major_Magazine8597

Portrait, prolly.


kgmessier

Portscape.


Useful44723

They are going to throw away the key.


alcormsu

What about the driver?


The_Rock_Morton

Did the guy get caught and charged? Any updates on the victims? I hope they’re all (relatively?) ok!


Useful44723

For us, we see this every day. All over the world. Memes are shared and the comments has a hard jargon. But it is terrible of course and I can imagine hits very different when it is in your own neighborhood.


Objective-Scallion15

This… made me laugh 😂


PatsPendulousBreasts

heh heh


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

[https://euro.dayfr.com/local/2003246.html](https://euro.dayfr.com/local/2003246.html) News article for anyone interested. Doesn't contain much information though


HowDoYouLoveSomeone

Driver is 58 year old man according to [local newspaper](https://www.letelegramme.fr/morbihan/etel-56410/une-voiture-fonce-dans-un-bar-a-etel-il-aurait-pu-y-avoir-des-morts-6558908.php) Didn't expect that.


OmegaSeas

Lead addled Boomer strikes again


brenthicc

Thankfully he’s been arrested. Hopefully it’s 11 separate charges of attempted murder. Fuck that guy.


WhiteRoomCharles

Fuck that! He should get an attempted murder charge for every single patron that was in the restaurant at the time, not just the eleven people he did manage to injure! That sounds fair to me!


Woshasini

French law isn't like in the US, you don't get charged for each person you injured. The judges rather take into account the global situation. It doesn't lead to like 2+2+... years in prison, for example.


WhiteRoomCharles

Ah, okay! Good to know! Thanks for the info! :)


Woshasini

My pleasure!


RBCthrowaway209

Hé just wanted to give Cuddy her brush back...


youserneime

Hell be off on an island for 3 months


LunaeYumi

Didn't expect to find this reference here


GetBack2Wrk

He missed the drive through entrance.


billyboblee

Thought it was a drive through.


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"ooooh YEAH!!!"


International-Owl494

The customer’s always right!


MightySanta

I’ll never understand idiots who get in front of a car to stop it with their meat crayon bodies. It’s like throwing water balloons at a tank to stop it, but the water balloon is your body.


Marker_Lewis

The kick on the passenger door definitely made the driver reconsider his life choices though.


cnm75

All I'm saying is... If somebody emptied a mag into that windshield, it would've been entirely justified.


Woshasini

It's in France though, possessing firearms is illegal unless for a few exceptions like hunters.


cnm75

Shame. Guess they'll just keep getting ran over...


PM_ME_UR_CC_NUMBER

Why were they filming?


Marker_Lewis

The dude was enraged and made a scene because the owner refused to serve him. People were a little frightened and started filming as people do nowadays. I get the why they were filming thing but hey, it’s a small town and the dude was arrested.


WhiteRoomCharles

You said in another comment that the cameraman was on the run as far as you knew. Any idea why? What’d the cameraman do wrong? I’m dying to know why the police are after the person who filmed it!


3_14_thon

guys should we tell him?


WhiteRoomCharles

Tell me what? Out with it! ;)


galaxinfinium

They filmed l instead of -


kgmessier

Portscape.


CharliePendejo

A crime with far more than eleven victims, even if it's probably also true that each of us suffers less than some of those window-seat diners.


WhiteRoomCharles

What the heck does that even mean?! I’m asking why the cops would be looking for some random person who filmed something and your answer is “portscape”?! What does that even mean?!?


kgmessier

Portrait + Landscape


WhiteRoomCharles

Oohhhhh! Gotcha! Thanks! 🤦‍♂️


glass_gravy

Hahaha! Wut.


Tsukina1

And drives off like a coward from fear of being caught. Didn't expect anything else tbh.


RealisticNostalgia

“This guy just crashed into a building full of people let me try to stop him from leaving with my body”


TheRealCatLeg

If I just saw a guy intentionally ram through what looks like somebody’s house, I probably wouldn’t jump up on his hood in an attempt to stop a large vehicle. That’s just fucking insane lol.


Temporary_Beach_4353

What a loser


meangene0220

Right behind him in line to jail should be the person filming this. From vertical to horizontal?? Get real


quick1foryou

People are so stupid.  The guy just drove into a restaurant. What makes you think that he won't drive right thru you when you step in front of the vehicle?


unable_To_Username

ppl got to learn that the first thing you do in a crash with the suspicion of the causer fleeing, is ripping of his license plate.


choppydell

Or just take a picture. Seems safer


unable_To_Username

yes, but you can take a little revenge by further damaging the car.


ActivelyShittingAss

Very fast thinking guy trying to stop the car. "Kick his passenger-side mirror off! *He will not be able to successfully navigate the vehicle!!* "Now you! Yes you, camera man! Begin filming sideways immediately! Don't think, just do it!"


Qasar23

Terrible! Even the cameraman got injured. Started filming sideways!


DogterShoob

STOP TRYING TO STAND INFRONT OF CARS, HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO REMEMBER!?


InaccurateStatistics

I feel bad for the victims but the last thing I’d do is run towards the car of an enraged maniac.


bummerly

These types of people baffle me, shamelessly displaying such flagrant disregard for others. Right when I think I’ve seen the worst sides of humanity there’s stuff like this happening. I mean, it’s 2024 and apparently some people still don’t understand that you can’t just turn your phone to landscape while recording a video.


RikuDog18

He almost stopped that car.


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Woshasini

Having a license is mandatory to drive a car in France (if you meant a driving license).


ewob52h

Damn. That’s a Ford Transit. Sweet ride.


Squirtles_Sharingan

Nah this is insane. Electric chair for this guy


Woshasini

There's no death penalty in France, quite unlikely.


depressed_driver

This is why I carry


SnowCowboy216

Who would win 1 4,500 pound machine that only needs the remains of dead dinosaurs, to fuel it, which is also highly flammable, or two meat bags.


ValuableJumpy8208

Oh putain!


Tartaruga-Ninja

Fuck Uber! Now I drive in


[deleted]

“Sorry, I thought this was a drive through?”


_Drelauda_

Tf were they gonna do by getting in front of the van, stop it after it js plowed into a restaurant ?


InformationInside460

A Terrorist attack


ArcticWolf503

Why was this cameraman so on point? Like knew it was about to happen?


Eurekify2

“I’ll be back”


liveandlearnright

Gta7


matajuegos

https://www.leparisien.fr/faits-divers/morbihan-une-voiture-fonce-dans-la-vitrine-dun-restaurant-le-conducteur-ivre-interpelle-07-04-2024-Q6UFG2ECAZCSNE6OPP6D2BQ3EE.php 58 yr old man, apparently drunk has already been placed in custody and will be seen by a judge tomorrow lundi


MidnightLeather4579

Incredibly based response, my hats off to him


SinisterS4M

💀


Intelligent-Zombie-5

Did they get him?


thedevilslake

more like crackle-pop


Murderware

Literally me in every chance to run over a group of people in a game


Gorrodish

Did he get sent down this dickhead


Canned_Sarcasm

Meh. Probably has his reasons.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Oh sure. They're bad reasons, but he has them


Canned_Sarcasm

I upvoted you because nobody can take a joke. Stay strong.


BigMartin58

Why was the cameraman filming?


YUH_1818

They effed around and found out.


Effective-Season1609

Wow etel on reddit, didn't tought I would saw this vid here !


Marker_Lewis

💪


[deleted]

I’m a restaurant owner, DO NOT endanger my employees livelihood, this owner failed to see his crazy this guy was, if he was a regular this is bad but we don’t know the context.


Woshasini

Here is some context: https://euro.dayfr.com/local/2003246.html