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gmoss101

This is why people want Waffle House in Tekken


Skye_fox223

Bro I wanna play my purple ranked matches in waffle house. Eventually getting to the top 5% of ranks and duking it in a waffle house would make my life complete.


shark_attack_victim

Are you trying to flex about Tekken? Nobody cares what rank you are and it seems like a weird thing to brag about. 🤡 🤓


Skye_fox223

Lmao no, but you being mad about it makes me want to bc ur probably in teal and that's why ur so mad.


shark_attack_victim

I haven’t played Tekken since 2, but it’s funny that even your “insults” revolve around a video game 😂


Neologizer

This would unironically bring me back to Tekken after nearly 20 years.


jesusleftnipple

I read "waffle house tekkan" and I can't stop thinking about it. It could be like those weird dynasty warrior clones! Like the one with Gundams or one piece. But with tekkan and wafflehouse


Miadas20

Loooooooool


Fuzzakennakonoyaro

Lol


kevin6263

Love the cowboy at the counter. Doesn’t even flinch, the whole time. Just enjoying the vibe.


Speedhabit

Sir, after you get done with…..all this, I specifically requested cigarettes in my eggs


mecuentaesuna

Nobody going to mess with that MF. He's probably carrying.


uhhh206

100% carrying, and God help the poor soul who ends up hitting him as collateral damage in their fight because they will get to the "find out" part of "fucking around" with someone who has that sort of Clint Eastwood calm during a ~~bar~~ Waffle House fight.


Searchlights

That's the kind of dude who blows the smoke off the gun after he shoots you.


RealityKing4Hire

By the look on his face he probably has a cannon on his hip.


All-Sorts

To him this is dinner theatre.


giraffebutt

Most dangerous person in the Waffle House


Nodrot

Hope the guy with the orange hair was charged with assault.


maccaschick

Is that a man?😳


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spuntwentyfour7

Just a dumbass joke that's been beaten into the ground.


Purplociraptor

Can't you tell by the inflection in my voice?


Hot-Understanding24

top comment ahahhahaa


Ferociousnzzz

I’m thinking that’s her skull cap and she/he is freaking because the wig got ripped off…which should be expected frankly because when wigs get ripped it’s ultra humiliating.  Not that I’m defending that jackal behavior 


PimanSensei

Is it a chick? Looks like a dude


Ferociousnzzz

I didn’t see the anatomy but my guess is there’s a penis involved lol


ExNihiloish

Sigh... There's always a penis involved... Anyway, childhood trauma aside, that was a pathetic fight.


Ferociousnzzz

Well said. 


NefariousnessNovel66

Feels like Atlanta


Ambitioso

Tastes like Cincinnati


Guilty-Nobody998

Not even close. We have respect for our Waffle House duels.


patchhappyhour

Feels like St Louis


Hoopy_Dunkalot

Smells like Memphis


voltran1987

They mention Hammond which is right next to Gary Indiana. Neither city is going to make it into Better Homes and Gardens anytime soon


12-inch-LP-record

Gary Indiana is NOT the genteel place it was in the Music Man.


voltran1987

Nope, not quite.


beedlejooce

Gary, Indiana. God what a shit hole. Gotta be top 5 worst in the country. Maybe top 3 per population


jplveiga

The tv show? lol just kidding, but I could see there being a reason for a scene like this on the show lol


Educational_Egg_1716

Exactly my guess!!


AquariusIDK

Trash 🗑


xXpbrack0613Xx

That poor guy in cowboy hat had been drinking all day and just wanted an all star special


OutOfTouchNerd

Who tf raised this piece of shit.


KaylesJenkins

Nobody. Sadly, that's the problem.


WayneEnterprises2112

Just shut businesses down that are in those areas where this kind of shit happens. If you can’t act right your community doesn’t get options. Stay your ass home because there is no where to go.


Stormtech5

We had a Starbucks close down their location because it was right next to a homeless shelter full of addicts. Apparently they had daily issues with mentally ill or addicts openly doing drugs in their parking lot.


CloroxWipes1

Why the fuck is no one up in red heads face and tossing his ass out on the street?


whoatemytaco1

Sisqo is looking rough


Adrian-_-Tepes

Yeah.. thong addiction is no joke. This is what happens when he doesn't see a thong in 24 hours.


Dramatic_Product_844

Why didn’t anyone stomp the clown out?


EatShootBall

And take away from the Waffle House experience? Nonsense.


Dramatic_Product_844

You do have a point


dcgregoryaphone

Unless I BBQ with the DA I'm not paying legal fees or getting sued to deal with someone whose parents didn't even give enough of a shit to teach them manners. These companies wanna control our government they can foot the bill for security.


Todoslosplanetas

Working with people always sucked but now it has become one of the most hazardous jobs. WTF!


GonPergola

Almost had to fight someone last week at work cause he was insulting my coworkers, the guys threatened to kill me and the others present over a price that was too high for him, colleague tell her she don't make the price, begin to be more aggressive toward her, I just stepped in and asked if he needed help, and if it was too expensive he could still go somewhere else, he went berserk over this


Fuzzakennakonoyaro

Jeezus...


Agudelopues

Our country so fucking embarrassing. I


EatShootBall

Dennis Rodman just tryin to get a bite to eat.


Thebiggestisthebest

How do all these people just watch this. Choke it's ass out and drag the body to the front door. Police can figure it out when they finally show up. Wait it's waffle House they aren't coming


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Depending on what you look like there’s a good chance you’ll get a steep punishment. Can’t put your hands on a protected class if you aren’t one.


Taffyboi69

Aaaaand that’s why stores and restaurants are closing.


DedicatedDdos

Well that and no one wants to deal with crap like this for minimum wage.


red1q7

I wonder how this is going to end..... slums without any services?


PuzzleheadedOil1560

And won't spend a minute in jail.


dag_darnit

Tekken 8's graphics are looking pretty amazing.


dab_dykes

Rainbow Sisco didn't get his curly fries


KaylesJenkins

Waffle House has curly fries?


red1q7

probably not, that's why he is mad?


maxchaske

People that dress and act like that clearly mental health problems lol


0utF0x-inT0x

Damn it's a damn shame to see Denis Rodman like this.


heyitssal

There is no amount of money, tax credit, subsidy, community investment, etc. that can solve for people like this.


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YRO___

Hard sarcasm


Remikov

It's a racist meme


Tree_frog97

God I love Waffle House


ughwithoutadoubt

I like how the zztop guy is just sitting there chilling


MexiCanElGuapoFeo

How do people think this nonsense is ok. This dude was never spanked as a kid and prob didn’t have a father!


Helpful-Substance685

Or spanked and abused too much by a piece of shit father... The only thing that can and should be assumed here is that whatever went wrong in his childhood, now society at large is gonna be made to suffer for it.


BallisticBullFrogs

Or POS mother


Helpful-Substance685

Yep. Could be anything but whatever it actually was, it was probably fucked up.


projectopinche

Bring back lobotomies


Low_Comfortable_5880

And sterilization while we're at it.


CustomCarNerd

Aaaaaaand it’s a Waffle House….


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Dude needs to be erased from society


MorbidMeasures

The cowboy is my favorite 🤠


landers96

How did that man not end up with a knife in him?


Even_Needleworker706

I wish I was there. I wanna punch the person in the black t shirt so bad. She just held the woman's arms so he could throw his punches. He is the absolute worst person to have to break up a fight


AdOpen8513

Well it is the Waffle House


Spiritual-Mix7665

What a nice young man, I hope waffle house apologise to him for their staffs awful conduct.


Ok-Traffic-9967

Damn, Sisqo has really fallen far. Thoughts and prayers


Beast11300

Where the hoods, Where the hoods , Where the hoods at?


dontygrimm

Better film ot rather than grab his sorry ass and throw him out


Helpful-Substance685

To be fair his friends were trying to hold him back but he was hard to keep a grip on. If a stranger sees the friends doing it then there isn't really a reason to step in harms way by trying to grab him too.


BoogerWipe

This is why we need fathers in the home.


Connorkara

This is what happens when society tells you everything wrong in your life is “systemic” and not at all your fault


51LOVE

Alcohol


legion_2k

Waffle houses should hire mma fighters as servers.


Budget_Chef_7642

What’s going on is that most American men are now cowards because being a man is “toxic.” “Violence is never the answer, until it is.” That was the best excuse to change someone’s facial structure I’ve seen on Reddit. He should have been carried out by paramedics. America needs a good black eye. Beating the fuck out of people like this is the way to getting us back to where we need to be. Don’t be a tough guy and start fights, but stick up for the ones who need it and put people like this on the floor. That’s a goddamn woman who was getting repetitively punched in the face, and not a single man did anything to him. Disgraceful.


_Dreyco_Leey_3514_

Is that deliibo??


mecuentaesuna

Dude in the gray sweater be like; whaaaa??


cak3crumbs

Waffle House: come for the waffles, stay for the in house entertainment


Secret-Library-6076

Mr rainbow is fucked up


dr_gonzo_the_menace

I would have skinned his ass alive in front of God and everybody


Dad_cx

Wewuz


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boogazooled

No, no, no! Hey! Don't use the countless statistics, videos, and news reports!!11!!1+×#+


Glittering-Long3828

Lol someone called me a racist, I'm a truthist, a factist, I am a call'em as I see them kinda guy.


Glittering-Long3828

Black


GrowrandaShowr

Hammond, LA? Dam shame


Comfortable-Plum-713

Because wpe lmfao


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I swear if you work retail in low income areas you should receive hazard pay


Successful_Ad6946

TEKKEN is getting ao realistic!


Moppyploppy

Waffle House happened.


NotClowningAround

Good luck in prison! :)


hallba78

Redheads are always so fiery!


ashzombi

Cowboy hat just chillin


hothoochiecoochie

That kitchen doesnt have knives in it or what?


Budget_Chef_7642

Dude at the counter: “Every goddamn Saturday.”


DinnerSilver

guy with the zz top beard and hat looked like he has seen this stuff on a daily/nightly basis.


huntleyhl

Casual Waffle House application process


TendieTrades

Did the red pants black top pull a knife or was that a straw….?


gonzoes

How do we not have more videos of people turning on the “camera man” the other day something happened road rage incident so i started filming the whole time i was filming i felt like they were both glancing at me like i was about to be in the altercation


mecuentaesuna

Buddy, I put that trash can on repeat. I never get tired of watching it. That fucker flew like an eagle. Like it had wings! ... and that thud. Wow; perfection!


International_Let_50

Who let the clown out of the circus again??? goddammit


Icy_Masterpiece_1805

Most mentally stable LGBTQ member


Jsiqueblu

Ignorance


GothCarolina666

A dude beating a waitress up....🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


eeconnor

If this ain’t an Aiken County Waffle House then I’m a unicorn.


sleepnutz

Atl?


unpoptruth420

👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾


SeasideTurd

Has anyone stumbled across an article stating what the consequences of these actions were?


tweekaboob

Why is the red head guy wearing a thong? I swear I wasn't checking out his ass, I just noticed it when his friends were trying to stop him from throwing things at the workers


All-Sorts

Never a dull moment at Wafflehouse.


Specialist-Proof-324

No Chick-fil-A sause?


SufficientSetting953

Seems normal for waffle house late at night


PrismrealmHog

you need to calm down kyler the desecrater


badfox93

Not enough flying headbutts in this video


BoxingTrainer420

The other guy was holding her not letting her escape.


PFHpianoman

Waffle House .... where's CaseOh when you need him ...


System_Resident

Cheers to the people trying to stop him


Excellent-Educator48

that’s when u start throwing forks and shot


shark_attack_victim

That’s one of the strangest ways to punch I’ve ever seen. He doesn’t even bend his arm, like no elbow bend at all. Just arm straight back and swing it from the shoulder 😂


Nick67m

Dressed like a clown and acts like one too 🤡


stlthy1

Outlets for cheap, chemical-laden, highly-processed, "food" that is engineered to provide dopamine boosts to the brain faster than most drugs.... patronized by the poorest and least educated in human civilization. In return, we get entertainment in the form of these videos.


Universoulja

Sir this is a waffle house


MasterpieceBig9462

Take them no where


Objective-Guidance78

Open carry laws would settle things down. An armed society is a polite society. Shit would level out the stupidity quick


clayman648

Only in America...


Low_Comfortable_5880

Only in certain American sub cultures.


clayman648

That's in America....


Low_Comfortable_5880

That's not an American, that's a POS.


ChainedFlannel

Yea that's the only place they got waffle house dude.


clayman648

No. But it is the only place people act like this to that extent.


999ronin99

What a vibrant sack of crap! Rainbows and sunshine a plenty!


itsnotaboutyou2020

Alcohol fuels all Waffle House action after midnight.


DarthDregan0001

God… This world can’t be saved. Destroy it and start over again.


Pennklok

why is always most people in these........


-_Snivy_-

Man the people in that thread's comments are so fucking racist, jesus christ. Edit: YOU ALL CANNOT READ. I said *that* thread's comment section, not *this* one's. Bunch of illiterate doofungi.


Neowynd101262

Who?


-_Snivy_-

The original thread, from the Waffle House subreddit.


Business_mans

Are you associating this one black person with all black people? That’s a little racist don’t you think ? The people here are calling out this ONE SPECIFIC PERSON for their horrible actions. Are you defending this persons actions? Is this black person in this specific video in front you face the true victim?


bezequillepilbasian

Delusional entitlement???? Because he's trying to fight someone??? Or is there context here??