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tldr: Guy who fell was running from police due to a drug bust, one managed to escape but this other guy lost balance and hit the police truck.
Guy survived and is in the hospital. When he recovers he's going to a Provisional Detention Center until his sentence is served.
His head was 10/10 on the A-pillar. The hardest part of the vehicle. His arm was all the the in the windshield so his neck must have been on the pillar not just the mirror
You’re right. I have no idea how hitting the pillar like that didn’t kill him. Even the neck smash against the mirror could’ve easily killed him. Wonder if he was jacked up on all that cocaine he had or something, cause that was a pretty good distance he fell.
That's exactly what I was thinking. Cuffed him and dragged him to the back of a cruiser. When he dies on the way to jail, they will say "he was fine when he was put in my car"
Spastic paralysis can cause someone to twitch like that after a traumatic head/neck/back injury. I'm not legally allowed to practice medicine, but this looks like that.
He’d be paralyzed if the spinal branch was damaged, to be honest it looks like his head took the biggest impact. My guess is he’s gonna have a subdural hematoma or subarachnoid hemorrhage. He might not be showing neurological deficits like limb weakness/paralysis until the bleed in his brain starts to exceed its capacity and starts pushing up against parts of the brain. His deficits will reflect which part of the brain is damaged. If he’s moving all four limbs it could mean that that part of his brain is not damaged(yet). But from an impact to the back of the head if i remember correctly if it is the occipital lobe you’ll see vision changes, and memory formation issues. If it’s the cerebellum he could show movement and balance issues.
Yeah, the poor bastard is screwed, a trip the the hospital may save his life. This whole incident brings back an old saying by a detective friend of mine: “If the criminals were smarter, my job would be a whole lot harder!”
You know i always wondered how often a detective comes upon one of those difficult to crack cases. Like we all hear about cold cases but how common is it in an average detective’s career?
* 294 crack stones
* 10 grams of crack
* 45 pins of cocaine
* 189.1 grams of cocaine base paste
* 134.5 grams of cocaine
* brought his own meds.............
From Article linked elsewhere:
Video shows that the suspect tried to climb down from the building through the facade, holding on to some parts. At one point, he lost his balance and fell. A 26-year-old young man, suspected of being involved in drug trafficking in the municipality of Marechal Floriano, in the Serrana Region of Espírito Santo , was arrested after falling from a building and hitting a Military Police vehicle that was parked on the street, in Sunday night (12). The video shows that, when fleeing from police officers, the suspect tried to climb down from the building through the facade, clinging to some parts. At one point, he lost his balance and fell, hitting part of his body on the company car. The individual's name was not released.
I saw a girl fall off a third floor balcony at a college party trying to avoid a ticket for underage drinking. She broke her leg.
None of us were ticketed, no IDs checked, and the cops didn't even take the keg, just told us to keep it down and we'd be in trouble if they had to come back
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The 26-year-old suspect, who fell from the building, was charged with drug trafficking increased by the practice involving or aiming to target a child or teenager. As soon as he is medically discharged, he will be sent to the Provisional Detention Center (CDP). A Gazeta's report tries to determine his health status.
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8/10 on the flip. 1/10 for the landing.
6/10 for the head smash.
10/10 he died
Na, he survived.
Sauce?
https://www.agazeta.com.br/es/policia/suspeito-tenta-fugir-da-policia-mas-cai-de-predio-bate-em-viatura-no-es-0524
tldr: Guy who fell was running from police due to a drug bust, one managed to escape but this other guy lost balance and hit the police truck. Guy survived and is in the hospital. When he recovers he's going to a Provisional Detention Center until his sentence is served.
He's going to be a little sore
IF he still feels his legs
His hand smashed that windshield. Yikes
Holy frijolé! I was surprised as hell that he even moved. Never expected him to survive.
"*IF* he recovers..."
The article is in Portuguese. Where can I find a translated version?
Is in portuguese, if you opened it on chrome you can translate the whole website.
Thanks dude. 🙏
Welcome to Earth!
What if I’m accessing Reddit on my jailbroken tamagachi?
I’m using my Beowulf cluster of Furbies.
But how do I get it to translate it from English to Portugueseee 🥸
Ketchup
He lost his shoes though?
Nah. Looks like he was barefoot. That’s the side mirror that he removed from the vehicle with his head.
The moment he did it barefoot he wrote his destiny
With insurmountable brain damage.
That was his arm, I can't really tell how badly he hit is head
His head took out the side mirror. I thought his head hit the windshield at first, but that was his arm.
His head was 10/10 on the A-pillar. The hardest part of the vehicle. His arm was all the the in the windshield so his neck must have been on the pillar not just the mirror
You’re right. I have no idea how hitting the pillar like that didn’t kill him. Even the neck smash against the mirror could’ve easily killed him. Wonder if he was jacked up on all that cocaine he had or something, cause that was a pretty good distance he fell.
Bro died for a 8/10 smh
What is the final score? So many judges
I don’t know. The landing was pretty cool
I'm not trying to second guess his escape jump, but there are probably better ways he could have landed.
He didn't stick the landing but the landing stuck him
We got him, Sarge. He was just laying by the car waiting for us. He even knocked himself out first, hell of a guy.
If it were America they would have instantly cuffed him
"STOP RESISTING!!!"
WHY DID YOU RUN
After they knee choked him and threw in a couple grapples and punches
That's exactly what I was thinking. Cuffed him and dragged him to the back of a cruiser. When he dies on the way to jail, they will say "he was fine when he was put in my car"
And shot his dog
If it was america they would have have him pinned to ground and tazed
It's protocall to cuff someone even after they're believed to be dead they don't just do it because they want to be dicks lol
“Open and shut case Johnson! Let’s sprinkle some crack on him and get outta here”
Gonna have to add another charge of damaging police property too
I can't believe people can sometimes die from a small head bonk in just the wrong place, but this guy is still alive
Now that I know he made it out of this unharmed, that video clip is simply cartoonishly hilarious. Maybe this knocked some sense into him.
I'm not sure unharmed is the right word. Alive however, seems to be correct.
No way he didn't get at least a severe concussion. Super lucky to be alive, but he might have headaches and memory issues for the rest of his life.
He got pretty lucky to smash his brain case on something that can flex and crumple to dissipate some of the force
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He hit the edge of the car with his head… the most structurally sound place of the car. His arm hits the windshield
deadass. he even did multiple flips and landed on concrete. the only thing i can think of this maybe the car absorbing a small amount of the impact.
Smashed his head on the side of the police car. I'm surprised his neck didn't snap instantly
[He survived ](https://www.agazeta.com.br/es/policia/suspeito-tenta-fugir-da-policia-mas-cai-de-predio-bate-em-viatura-no-es-0524)
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If you watch til the end he moves his arm right before the video stops. I wonder if he’s paralyzed?
I feel like that statement contradicts itself lol
Spastic paralysis can cause someone to twitch like that after a traumatic head/neck/back injury. I'm not legally allowed to practice medicine, but this looks like that.
What a thing to just casually throw in there
Muscles gotta move man
He's moving his legs too, so I guess he's one really lucky bastard.
He’d be paralyzed if the spinal branch was damaged, to be honest it looks like his head took the biggest impact. My guess is he’s gonna have a subdural hematoma or subarachnoid hemorrhage. He might not be showing neurological deficits like limb weakness/paralysis until the bleed in his brain starts to exceed its capacity and starts pushing up against parts of the brain. His deficits will reflect which part of the brain is damaged. If he’s moving all four limbs it could mean that that part of his brain is not damaged(yet). But from an impact to the back of the head if i remember correctly if it is the occipital lobe you’ll see vision changes, and memory formation issues. If it’s the cerebellum he could show movement and balance issues.
I Concur. Do You Concur?
Bro i concur as fuck
Yeah, the poor bastard is screwed, a trip the the hospital may save his life. This whole incident brings back an old saying by a detective friend of mine: “If the criminals were smarter, my job would be a whole lot harder!”
You know i always wondered how often a detective comes upon one of those difficult to crack cases. Like we all hear about cold cases but how common is it in an average detective’s career?
I wa-wa-wa-wa-wonder
To think, he could’ve just walked out with the police thru the front door
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Google translate is a thing bro
Hangovers will no longert be the worst headache he has ever had.
His head hitting the windshield was probably a good thing.
Think it’s his arm that hit the windscreen
Some people prefer death over going to prison.
Police turned the difficulty down from hard to easy.
Not gonna lie, that is one of the most impressive real life ragdolls I've seen
* 294 crack stones * 10 grams of crack * 45 pins of cocaine * 189.1 grams of cocaine base paste * 134.5 grams of cocaine * brought his own meds.............
Policeman: “Sir are you ok?” Guy: “Let’s talk about buttered sausage! I like honey so I can kiss it on the lips!”
Nice rotation, poor landing
He's going to be eating through a straw the rest of his life
From Article linked elsewhere: Video shows that the suspect tried to climb down from the building through the facade, holding on to some parts. At one point, he lost his balance and fell. A 26-year-old young man, suspected of being involved in drug trafficking in the municipality of Marechal Floriano, in the Serrana Region of Espírito Santo , was arrested after falling from a building and hitting a Military Police vehicle that was parked on the street, in Sunday night (12). The video shows that, when fleeing from police officers, the suspect tried to climb down from the building through the facade, clinging to some parts. At one point, he lost his balance and fell, hitting part of his body on the company car. The individual's name was not released.
Hey! You can't sleep there. Tasertasertaser
Naw his arm has to be obliterated
He's alive? How shit!
He might have a chance if it wasn’t for the attempted double backflip. Showoff. /s
Shouldn't have gone for the double flip
Whaaaaa he survived that????
Damn his head rly fell off
I saw a girl fall off a third floor balcony at a college party trying to avoid a ticket for underage drinking. She broke her leg. None of us were ticketed, no IDs checked, and the cops didn't even take the keg, just told us to keep it down and we'd be in trouble if they had to come back
Just another dumb ass.
Well, he had a head start.
#o he ded
He definitely ded
Kkkkkkk monki flip
Shame. Another three quarter rotation, and he'd've landed on his feet.
he got moe lested
He is still alive that's a rock head 😅💪
Bag of flesh, he broke the mirrror. Poor police car
Sky caramba!
I'm going to hell for laughing. If only he stuck the landing
Side view mirror broke his fall.
that sound omg
Damn he busted the windshield with his head
LOL
He could have "entirely survived" if there was no car.
Internet experience tells me that he dead because his flip flops went flying.
Can't believe he only suffered a slight concussion.
Always wear a helmet
This might need to be NSFL
He just needs a little nap
What trying? He successfully managed to escape the police. Mission passed unsuccessfully!
God damn. He dead?
How is that dude moving after that!? daamn.
Imagine they were there for someone else….
You can't sleep there, mate
... You still need to pay this!!!
Aim for the bushes!
Mistakes were made.
I was thinking of some movie scene where he smashes on car and walks away. (M.I. theme)
Yeah… he’s x(
Bro really thought he had HP bars and he'll be fine as long as it's not depleted.
And done.
Walk it off dude...
Technically he succeeded
Signed, sealed, delivered - he's yours!
Dead? Coma? Paralized?? Chime in all.
You thinking what I’m thinking? Aim for the bushes? Yep!
Oh no. He can't be doing that.
Damn…figured he’d break his neck, then I saw his legs move.
Lol
Damn the chanclas are off
Oh he ded
Shouldve tied his bedsheets to the railing
Even though we saw him move after he hit the ground -> still dead, sandal came off. That is the rule.
Homie already had 2 strikes
He’s gonna need some advil
Bruh WHUT
This fucken guy should be the definition of “Hardheaded”
9 for the head smack after flip and random arm flailing
I bet the cops were just like "oh here he is, how convenient" when they came strolling out the building.
A little higher than he thought.
Jesus Christ
That made my anus pucker
With a head like it deserves a good long time migraine.
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Ragdoll
Woulda been ironic if he actually landed on the police can and ended up inside.
After that, he lands a xharge for vandalizing police property /s
Here is a different angle with commentary [https://twitter.com/i/status/1790689942777082275](https://twitter.com/i/status/1790689942777082275)
How's the copper going to make safe right turns now ? 😬
Reminds me of that pool jump clip but to the back of the head instead of face first.
The aftermath pic of that was brutal
I did NOT like that sound. Nope.
Jesus... I thought that was his head for a sec.
Bet he won't do that again.
Actually he nailed it.
Ngl, I had to squint on this one. Damn
Oppphhhh wasn’t expecting that dismount.
Why did they cancel
The 26-year-old suspect, who fell from the building, was charged with drug trafficking increased by the practice involving or aiming to target a child or teenager. As soon as he is medically discharged, he will be sent to the Provisional Detention Center (CDP). A Gazeta's report tries to determine his health status. From the translated article.
No cops yelling “Stop resisting”
This didn’t happen in America. /s 😉
Take 2 Ibuprofens with a glass of water.
Yep........that's a crazyfuckingvideo alright
So much grim stuff on Reddit
Buddy forgot he wasnt spiderman
Good thing the back of his head broke his fall. A little Vicks and he is good.
Spray some windex on it.
+What should we do with him sarge? -Leave him… it’s been over 5 seconds, the devil kissed him already
He may have survived, but he will spend the rest of his days at the window waiting for for the garbage truck to drive by.
Now that's a Crazyfckingvideo
Some knots untie themselves.
Good god, that couldn't have been worse
I fought the law and law of gravity won!
He fell like that guy in Titanic. G'damn.
“Maaannn get yo ass up, it ain’t even wet over there”
Must be a motorbike rider. 🏍 he didn't have his wheels on him so used his head instead, to take out their mirror.
if anyone seen when u fall from heights in gta2 this was a good rendition
Trying being the biggest aspect here....he definitely in a chair or dead after that tumble
He ain't gonna be in rush hour 3
Holy cannoli
Maybe he survived the fall. But will he survive his injuries? Which is worse? Dying sooner or later?
FAFO
Ah. The Triple Lindy.
OMG my whole body locked up watching him hit! Actually kinda made me feel sick