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Kurumi_Hikari

Why is the snake like: "is for me? šŸ„¹šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ"


Reasonable_Gift7525

If not food, why food shaped?


---cheetos---

That new baby smell šŸ˜©šŸ˜©


snguyen_93

Calm down Joe


ghostmetalblack

Yummy baby šŸ¤¤


just_nobodys_opinion

That baby was totally putting out "eat me" vibes. Babies these days just need to be less edible and conscious of how they come across. Snakes can't be held responsible for the babies' behaviour. Absolutely reprehensible conduct on the baby's part here. /s


Weelki

Delete that /s :)


Emperor_Zar

Nice try, snek.


a-snakey

What can I say, I love babies.


smnlfilmagoofymovie

ā€œIm just a thilly thnekkkkā€


JesusStarbox

That snake could smell that baby and was coming to get it.


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BATZ202

Plot twist Mr. Snuggles was babysitter and didn't receive his payment from last shift. He'll be taking Mom and the baby to court on Judge Judy next Wednesday.


jonz1985z

Iā€™m sure he can find a way to squeeze it out of her


HoboArmyofOne

Woman just Forrest Gumped it and is still running to this day


dcgregoryaphone

Eh. This isn't Connecticut. She or someone else probably lopped that snake's head off with a shovel.


BATZ202

Damn we're going from Judge Judy to first 48


Doc_SuperBallZzz

Yessssssssssss


4115R

Babiessssss


probably_beans

Trussssst in meeeeee, jusssssst in meee Same voice actor as Winnie the Pooh, btw. Listen to them both back to back


tjscali

Trussst in meeee


Wolfdude91

He even brought his own rattle


hardik_rhythm

for the first few seconds i didnā€™t even see the snake omfg!


suckerpunch085

I wonder for a couple seconds, "where the F was the snake", that thing would 100% eat that baby infant. Fucking wild!


hardik_rhythm

same fuckin thing got in my mind


a-snakey

I was here all along.


SuckMyCookReddit

Snake was totally eyeing that baby, good thing mom caught on just in time.Ā 


imsham

Her spider senses were tingling


King_Kazama_

She just saw itšŸ˜‘ And not even quickly


rokdoktaur

Yeah that bubba is one lucky kiddo. Definitely on the menu


VanillaGuac

Who else didnā€™t notice the snake there the whole time till she starts screaming lol


a-snakey

Right? I was there all along.


Bradical_619

My dumbass thought it was gonna fall out the ceiling like every Australia video.


ScreechingPizzaCat

This reminds me of how different parents react differently with their kids. In this one she instantly pulls the hammock towards her, takes the baby and leaves. Meanwhile the video of the guy with the raccoon on his leg spikes his kid into the ground and then asks the kid what happened, like heā€™s trying to gaslight him.


FistingWithChivalry

Ayo link me this rn šŸ’€ Sundays are for spiking kids into the fucking ground and gaslighting them ong.


IridescentMoonSky

Tried linking it but it got removed, search ā€œFather yeets his son after raccoon attacks himā€ in PublicFreakout! Also it was a woman who asks what happened, not the father.


Calvin--Hobbes

Apparently links aren't allowed in this sub. Just look up 'raccoon yeet'


ScreechingPizzaCat

[Here ya go.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1ckvjw1/if_it_wasnt_caught_on_camera/)


HalensVan

I Googled "raccoon attacks man drops child" And got this: https://www.tiktok.com/@overtime/video/7362205728330812715?lang=en The wife is the one asking what happened.


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Calvin--Hobbes

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1cfjyhw/father_yeets_his_son_after_raccoon_attacks_him raccoon shenanigans for good measure https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1byby9q/mother_of_the_year_protects_her_daughter_from/ https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/ynbq4k/to_film_a_raccoon/ https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1ipdcr/kevin_rose_digg_founder_throwing_a_raccoon_to/


Glowing_despair

I mean if the baby can't formulate a logical responsibility it's obviously the babies fault.


Material-Sell-3666

Comments like this prove why witness testimony is the least reliable because the human memory is shit. The father didnā€™t ask the kid what happened, the mother did.


essteedeenz1

Ugggggh I dunno think you are getting confused to a strict react to a react/reflex.. I'm still confused how he did that but no.. they're not the same thing


Ne0guri

To be fair that raccoon bit that man and probably had rabiesā€¦. Iā€™m sure if the lady got bit or even lunged at by the snake she wouldā€™ve done similar.


vikingo1312

Don't mind me - I'm just looking for an easy snack...


Dragon_turtle63

Ssssssnack


Normal-Ad6528

Snake is like: Yes, I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty?


Manburpigg

Weā€™ve been trying to reach you!


nolongerlurkingsf

ā€œSssssssomething wrong?ā€


Jack-Tar-Says

It was looking for some baby food.


macetheface

Maybe don't leave your door wide open in giant snake country


thuglife_7

Maybe those giant snakes should learn some manners??


Dan300up

Iā€™ve had many snakes as pets growing up, and am pretty comfortable with themā€¦but I canā€™t imagine the gut wrenching horror of suddenly seeing that thing in the room.


Kind_Mountain1657

Snek just patiently waiting for her turn on the hammock.


Brotoloto

Forget the snake. That was the most abrupt rocking Iā€™ve ever seen used to get a child to sleep. Gonna make that kid vomit all over the place.


mileiforever

This entire living room setup is unhinged


Novadreams22

That snake is like. Oh. Bite sizes snack.


TheManWhoClicks

Itā€™s like those videos where people put a cucumber next to a cat


Pasty_Lover_

Must have been hungry to go inside there


Gatsu301

The first time I was watching I was like "I wonder where this snake is gonna come fro- oh shit." Mf was there the whole time and I didn't notice it until she stood up and the hammock started swinging.


Ok-Caregiver7091

Crazy how her sixth sense had her get up and face the snake! (Probably not actually but maybe)


Prandah

Snakes got to eat


OptimusPrime365

Was that a bitey snake or squeezy snake?


fred1090

That's a Burmese python i think. They are a constrictor. And there was recently a woman eaten by one.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Squeezy af and big enough to take on mom


Optimal_Buy6562

I don't want to live in a place where a giant snake walks in.i don't know how to say arrastrar


grandpappies-fart

Get in mai belly!


grumpy-greenguy

Danger noodle just wanted to make frenz šŸ«”


__Yeehaw

Nagini


BetterRed1917

Good momma


bonersimpson66

I think you mean bad momma for leaving the door open. If she closed it this would never have happened


DontCareTho

Right? I always leave my doors closed just in case a 6 foot snake is around. It's common sense


Zekarul

Close your damn doors or get a screen at least. The fuck


Azio_Purf559

Drake after kids againšŸ™„


Honest_Strike_2905

welcome to australia.


swageduplikcailou

Bro I didnā€™t even see that thing until she did


shelster91047

I can't believe it took her that long to see it.


redinina

What country is this?


Lanky-Marionberry-44

a new fighter has joined, THE FUCKING SNAKE


gaydou

good moms just have a natural protective sense, like instinct


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If thats india its prob a reticulated python ...


Esc1221

That's why you shouldn't keep buns hun in the house.


lookin4fun2020

Definitely shooting it's head off at point blank range


Ok_Dependent9457

Canā€™t tell from the vid what type of snake it is but if I had to guess it is anaconda


Ducatiducats815

Guess who woke her up in time to get the fvck out of thereā€¦..


Loud_Cream_3220

Reticulated pythons are the ones that eat people


Nat072

Great mom immediately takes baby away from possible danger instead of running away by herself


IntangibleContinuity

Snake came to eat that baby for realllll


JiminPA67

He's just lookin' for a little snacky snack.


LazySatisfaction2404

Imagine if she got up pee first


2-bitt

Was it just me or did it look like the mom was laying on the baby for a sec


Thememer1012

Eh he seems chill feed him some sliced turkey and he'll be gone in a slither


Nearby-Swimming-5647

Looks like that snake had a nice meal not too long ago and just wanted a nice cool place to relax


edd13vial

Holy shit, I didnā€™t see it at first!


RexRome

Hey hey yo and it won't got an axe haha


sohmmwifudedont

Thatā€™s just my Weiner sorry guys šŸ˜Ž


Gorrodish

She should have thrown the baby to the snake to save herself


Miserable-Law-3169

Misleading title tbh


JamingtonPro

Yeah, here I was waiting to see a snake come in and it was already in.Ā 


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MysticalWarlock555

Where is stupidity?