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IrishAndIKnowIt7612

That was funny af when the blonde woman hit the cop and got cracked then started crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣


abgrongak

If i was there I'd be sure to laugh at her


Zetavu

The camera guy is asking her if she is alright. Of course she is not alright, she's an old lady that thinks she can punch a fit security guard and not get punched back. At what age do people think they are now allowed to hit people with immunity? Hint, there is no age, it just does more damage when your old and they hit back. Never hit someone assuming they won't hit you back.


Itamir42

You'd think you only need to tell this to small children and not to 50+ y/o people


PettankoPaizuri

I remember when I punched a kid like four times my size in the stomach and he just looked down and said that wasn't very nice and asked if I would like it if he punched me back. Very eye-opening experience that I think basically everyone needs to go through at least once


MeanMusterMistard

An old lady?! She looks to be in her 40s or something


TobysGrundlee

Being ridiculously out of shape makes you look old and genderless.


Bastardesque

Haha


AxFUNNYxKITTY

40 + fat = old


MilesGates

> At what age do people think they are now allowed to hit people with immunity? Usually when they get the badge and gun.


trotfox_

You aint wrong, bahahaha. All Cats Are Beautiful, but not all Cats are Beautiful ALL the time. But I do have to say, punch a cop like that, you are getting punched, moron.


Dirac_comb

Point and laugh, this is hilarious. What did she expect?


ResidentIll1390

She lined up that right cross so it CONNECTED


uptwolait

Yeah, no amateur haymakers flailing about there.  Just the satisfying smack of a solid line drive.


TobysGrundlee

That kick, while fairly ineffective, was definitley well practiced.


Cedex

The Spartan kick to get the guy through the door was pretty good.


Fancy_Energy_7754

She knows her Judo well !!!!


wrongkoi

Like, she was probably drunk, but I can not imagine seeing this lady lay in those brutal punches and still deciding to fuck with her


Frank_cat

- esta bien seniora? - woooooooo ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


SingleMod

> That was funny af when the blonde woman hit the cop You'd think the blonde woman should have noticed that the cop just kicked a man's ass and sent him running out. Nope. She just wanted to play "let's girl-slap" but failed to understand the parameters of the *game* she started.


president__not_sure

all those years she spent speaking to the manager probably made her think she was invincible.


MarquisDeBoston

[oh Sandra…](https://media1.tenor.com/m/iwEQdcPorgwAAAAd/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-stupid.gif)


Asleep-Journalist302

She got her good too! You can see her take a second to aim and then straight to the chin


MoparViking

Oh you’re hungry too? I’m feeling generous. Here a knuckle sandwich for you as well.


spawn77x99

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍


FreeeRide-

The best part and why I watch it over and over.


Brainrants

Everyone has a plan til they get punched in the mouth.


DangNearRekdit

[How can he slap ME?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wfS0GD6eu4&ab_channel=stillJACKINursTV)


GoldRelief8388

F.A.F.O


Key_Wrangler_8321

I don't understand people who fight with the police. What do you expect? You punch a cop and he walks away crying and you walk free?


Socialeprechaun

The best part is she isn’t even police she’s a security guard 💀 bet she got promoted after this video tho lmao.


uptwolait

To be fair, this is pretty solid resume material.


Grimacepug

She looks smart so obviously overqualified for U.S PD jobs.


psychotic-herring

Who knows, maybe if one day this officer is standing outside in about 10k of gear and shitting their pants while inside a murder spree is going on.


rnhf

yeah, like... they have guns...


Spookyscary333

How many times would you let someone punch you in the head before doing something?


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

1/2ish.


FixedLoad

Is that 1 or 2 times or one half times?  If it's half, would half a punch in the head just be the forward swing?  I'm just trying to get a feel for your tolerance of head punches... 


BhagwanBill

Half swing that is blocked and then line up for a nice smack.


FixedLoad

These Klondike supported comments are getting real abstract. 


TheBlacktom

They don't expect anything. It usually happens when emotions take over all reasoning.


MyDamnCoffee

I feel the same about people that run, like from traffic stops


Tbkgs

What the fuck was that woman trying to do by punching the cop at the end???


Infinite_Isopod5303

She was fucking around and finding out.


Compendyum

Mission accomplished.


dyerseve07

Drunk actions and words are sober thoughts.


BinkoTheViking

I am both terrified and aroused


FixedLoad

Terr-oused? 


justarandomshooter

Fearection.


RealMetalHeadHippy

[I'm Scaroused ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Y5lEbWLhsiU)


Fancy_Energy_7754

Terrorchubby


Zestyclose_League813

The cop is a man, you just learned something about yourself brother


BinkoTheViking

Einhorn is a man?!?!


Zestyclose_League813

Finkle IS Einhorn


Malaphasis

I came


dorknight25

Just stick with terrified, dude took two punches and a body kick, lady with arms appealing for calm took a mean straight. EDIT she was not appealing for calm, bang goes my argument 👍


LaurLoey

Aroused 😆


Ok-Machine-3984

That girl is lucky the cop slipped when she delivered that punch or she would have had her head taken off.


maChine___

she try to punch the cop lady and when she eat a 5 fingers mozzarella in the mouth. she start crying . ahahaha next time keep your hands in your pockets lady


RysterCrypto

5 fingers mozzarella 😂😂😂😂


Craic-Den

Sounds like Italian fighting talk


ChicagoEightyNine

Officer is a guy with long hair


Bored_Gamer73

Insta drama queen in the blonde hair. Just add fist.


Germangunman

She ate that fist like she eats everything else, forcibly.


Rzablio

Weird!


Killer_Ex_Con

https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/


ExternalIllusion

“Dallas police told Storyful that a man was issued a citation for public intoxication and given a criminal trespass warning. There were no reports of warning for the guard, who was not identified.” ROFL. The police probably recruited her.


Snailtrooper

I like how she was only referred to in the article as “the long haired guard”


MustardWarrior60

🤣🤣🤣Cried after just one punch, should have just watch and not get involve


Yeomanroach

The male officers are outside clapping and shouting ‘Andale, Andale’


ChippyVonMaker

“To Protect and to Serve **These Lefts and Rights**”


vector5633

Ariba, ariba!!!


BlackTop209

I guarantee she grew up with at least three brothers in the house lol


IanT86

Nah, she is actually trained to fight. Look at the way she sets up the overhand, she doesn't freak out in the madness of it all and she throws a well timed right kick at the right range. Just because a woman can fight, doesn't mean she had bloody brothers. This is someone who is at a decent level and trains properly.


ChocomelP

The head kick is a dead giveaway


Ok-Machine-3984

And kicked their asses.


ReferenceDue4365

She wanted that fight, until she got it.


FreneticPlatypus

Everybody’s got a plan…


minnesotawristwatch

That right cross was BEAUTIFUL, but it’s because of how she took a moment to really line it up and then remove the chub’s guard. *chef’s kiss*. Scrub thru it - masterful ass kicking with ONE shot.


llcdrewtaylor

The old white lady had to drunk. You see a woman like that handing out free fists and you decide you want to try and land a cheap shot?


OnlyTheReel

Equal opportunist, everybody can get it!


Cableperson

Yeah, let a white cop pull this shit. The blonde lady definitely deserved it tho.


Guns_and_Dank

Just whoopin ass the whole way out, great job.


Outrageous-Actuary-3

Bruh you cant punch a cop and sob at the consequences. 100% the cop lost her head though.


noneyaimjustcurious

Came to say the same thing!! That stands for anyone... if you punch someone you should be fully prepared for the repercussions, blows my mind how she cried like she thought that was just gonna be cool....


GritCato

I sure hope this is a woman security guard or else I risk being aroused by a man with beautiful, long, silky, shiny, black hair!


someshooter

I like how the cop got her foot stance set, elbow back, then just went for it on the blonde lady.


[deleted]

damn.. what a woman. I think I fell in love right now


jeans_blazer

What was that fat blonde old woman thinking?


Nicadeemus39

The blonde lady saw this terminator-like woman pummeling a guy and really thought "yea, my doughy "punch" will stop her!"


ult1mateGG

That old lady learned a lesson and it only took 65 years


realparkingbrake

Well, ma'am, if you throw a punch at a cop (or security guard), you should probably expect some consequences.


bandwagonguy83

The blonde woman thaught that the officer was a man. When she realized it was a woman, karma justice was already coming.


Og_Bull

I'm guessing that this wasn't at a Lulu Lemon store.


DisastrousCicada3802

I’m guessing she’s a Spartan.


itsoktoswear

She is certainly Mexican, not Mexicant


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676_Mami

si muy bueno 🤛🏽


jarious

La señora está bien? Esta pero bien pendeja


E_Fred_Norris

Fat blonde lady fucked around and found out


RubieRose5

I will never not laugh at the way she runs out and gives that little jump/kick at the end 😩🤣🤣🤣


skratch

i like rewinding to the part where she clocks the blond lady n saying "KAPOW!" when it connects


Odd_Eye_7961

We have the next UFC champion here


ChaoticMutant

She must have learned leg kicks from Edson Barboza


PorscheMonkey79

She was on a mission.


CoverNo3803

Top copping


shindigin

Imagine being married to this woman


Fancy_Energy_7754

Keeper


SmoothCarl22

So anyway I started blasting...


Tenoch_Xocoyotzin

Why would you think that this is Mexican woman cop? Is it just because they are speaking Spanish? Hahaha. Anyway, that white lady deserves that punch just because she hit the woman officer.


Difficult_Rip5370

Those hands are rated E for everyone


GardensAndHoes

Is this the new Lethal Weapon?


Bush-nut

How it should be done 💪


PeaceFadeAway

context?


Killer_Ex_Con

There is a link in the comments.


tykillacool23

She was handling business.


Traditional-Music363

Isn’t that a bloke


hotdogpaule

Curious what that guy did and how it ended


Killer_Ex_Con

There is a link to the article in the comments.


tuckyruck

Bahaha. Love the woman playing the victim after she hit a cop and got tagged.


cocadetustacos

Kick yo ass!


TrigPiggy

She saw "The Raid: Redemption" too many times.


JaRon1961

It's Moll Blart Mall Cop!


king_platypus

Hands rated E


YorkshireRiffer

She's channeling some [Officer Lewis](https://youtu.be/4MG9gKX77xM) energy there.


Ashamed-Pair-7987

I’ve seen this video a while ago, if I remember correctly she’s a security guard somewhere in the US


Feeling-Cable795

She is WHOOPING ASS 🤣🤣🔥


raider1v11

She ain't taking shit.


Express_Chart_5519

Foe real


-Wiggles-

How can she slap?


Dayrailler

She can fix me


Dyldor00

Why is lady crying


chopsticksupmybutt

She has a serious right cross


razierazielNEW

Undercover Brasilian cop?


wallabear

Women from Tarth just swing different


patproctor

Sergeant kickass


Mirouel94

Me next! Me next!


Help1969

yeah, she is alright just lose any motivation to fight


kushbom

Robot cop


_TLDR_Swinton

"What do you mean actions have consequences boo hoo hoooooooo"


Henry_Merrit

Don't underestimate women.


HarloweDahl

I’ve seen this clip a lot (and love it) but what is the backstory? Where & when? Why would an out of shape old lady take a crack at policewoman?


SpareDiagram

Sub her for a cop in America and everyone would be pissed, not endorsing her for a raise


[deleted]

nah. New Jerseyite


t199er

That was awesome 🤣


JasperEli

Fafo


SpiderGhost01

She absolutely tagged that blonde.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Call her ass The Hammer! She wasnt taking any of their shit!! 🤣


Will_Stick40

𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 video


seidinove

Cleaning house.


padizzledonk

The blonde lady who decided to get involved and got fucking BLASTED in the face always makes me laugh FAFO


wildgoo

At 13 seconds there is a poster under the bar that says "Face the fearless"... Legit perfect poster in the right place at the right time!


Danky_Du

Hit someone, expect to be hit


UnluckyEmergency3677

That cop chick was handing out all the smoke!


CellsReinvent

"Stay out of it, Blondie"


Affectionate-Royal68

The blonde needed to stay in her lane. Hard to do being double wide but you get me


Logical-Victory-2678

Is this Steven Segal?


BredInDaTrenchez

Simp asking if the chick is ok. She deserved all that.


Own_Situation2844

Wow


FartiFartLast

mE LiKey


987nevertry

She took that like McLovin


ProperMulberry4039

Bro I would have been in tears laughing at the lady who got rocked. Why would you see a cop throwing punches at a man and think “if I hit her we can both take her on” lmao! Also it’s a cop! You’re going to jail for assault even if you win the fight idiot 😂


DehyaMain1

That muay kick!


st1nkf1st1337

thats a man btw. A male security guard fyi


2004cdplayer

She's kicking ass 😂😂😂


Rough_Visual3260

F’ed around and found out!


MRintheKEYS

That is definitely a woman that has had enough of their shit.


myk27441

Hell YES! Much respect! Don't mess with her!


AdComprehensive6621

Shotokan


Coffee_is_gud

Why no translate to English button on this app yet?