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Proof-Butterfly1481

I'll take Florida for 400 coho.


OddlyArtemis

Oh Florida Man, what will you do next?


TimeTravelingManatee

Breaking new: Florida Man tries to rob a police station.


EJ2600

With the gator ?


TimeTravelingManatee

Of course not. With an army of squirrels he's trained to attack on command. He's trying to get back the gator the police took from him earlier today.


EJ2600

Of course, that makes much more sense


miho_23

gta 6 ahh moment


jquest303

Flori-duh!


King-Key-Rot-II

If I were that man, I’ll be in a STATE of shock!


star_chicken

It’s always Florida!


cajunduck

Trust me when I say this could be Louisiana


PrestonTX

I went on an airboat tour in Louisiana and the guy went in the water and fed them marshmallows. Then he picked one up and launched it.


pbjames23

Florida, Louisiana


towerfella

That’s Northwestern Floridiana.


fckcarrots

That’s the South. “The more North you go in Fl, the more southern it gets”


towerfella

I understand this statement; I grew up in Ocala.


Deathed_Potato

Floribama line


JurorOfTheSalemTrial

South Carolina has a lot alligator too


JurorOfTheSalemTrial

South Carolina has a lot alligator too


JurorOfTheSalemTrial

South Carolina has a lot alligator too


JurorOfTheSalemTrial

South Carolina has a lot alligator too


Theblumpy

Does South Carolina have a lot alligator too?


Puzzleheaded_Set2300

Never heard that before… anywhere….


Puzzleheaded_Set2300

Never heard that before… anywhere….


Puzzleheaded_Set2300

Never heard that before… anywhere….


Puzzleheaded_Set2300

Never heard that before… anywhere….


Theblumpy

Sorry, come again I didn’t catch it the first time


Ihavenonameideaslol9

Dementia


JurorOfTheSalemTrial

https://www.dnr.sc.gov/wildlife/herps/alligator.html


Middle_Shame7941

So what you’re saying is…


engineerdrummer

Literally, anywhere alligators are in the US, there are people that will do stuff like this. I have friends (yes more than one) that live on the edge of the Okefenokee Swamp in south Georgia that I could see doing this without a second thought.


PlattWaterIsYummy

They only eat people at night. Source: i dunno, I think that's right


UpTheShoreHey

They are makin em at night


Alternative-Day6223

I was gonna say have y’all never watched swamp people LMAO


LegitimateBeyond8946

The episode of Avatar?


lordhooha

Born and raised in Louisiana I can confirm we don’t play with our food lol


fillyourguts

Drunken?


Nadsaii

Well I know I am in a state of denial, shock and a little bit of paranoia


Chumbag_love

Denial is filled with Crocs too, you should be paranoid.


MrRuck1

It’s probably his pet. Just taking it for a swim.


KrazyKeith4Prez

Yeah, he just finished taking it for a walk too.


Lazybonez2015

Vermont


flamecmo

Save gators stop drinking Gatorade


UnderstandingDry7290

H20!!!!!!


Rabies_on_demand

🎶*"I had the time of my life"*🎵


lateswingDownUnder

sweet home alabama


ObliviouslyDrake67

Listen, asshole, what I do on a Friday afternoon is between me and the gator. /S for disabled.


InterestingSimple409

My first guess is florida, but I think people from Louisiana might take offense to that since they're also crazy!!


bornIn1312

nevada


MyNameIsNotJJ

Idaho is changing lately and I don't like it one bit.


HotPie_

I think I saw a guy that looked like that in Twin Falls.


UnderstandingDry7290

Alligators making friends with the local nazis  


22FluffySquirrels

Do they know each other from before, or did that guy hug a random alligator?


co_ordinator

Ohio?


Idyldo

California. 🇨🇦👍


Mtolivepickle

Delusion, Florida


jimmystampied

Definitely Florida shit


MLGTheForkOnTheLeft

Im getting “stop it dad, you’re embarrassing me in front of my friends” vibes


W0RKPLACEBULLY

What is Florida, Alex.


UnusualTough3293

Has to be Florida!!!!


Laurenwolf14

Florida or Louisiana for sure


surelysandwitch

Queensland


philfix

North Dakota. Or maybe Montana. That looks like such a happy pet alligator.


maxmaaxmaaax

That's a swamp-puppy !


awesome_abood

Florida


oO_RickJamez_Oo

Flo-rida


gutterzzz

he's just a baby


Glum-Coffee1207

Florida, without a doubt.


Myst_of_Man22

Guess which state has the most one-arm drunks?


Individual-Wonder518

Florida


Uterus-Uppercut

Too easy. Ask locals which county!


guido_fatface

New York?


gosutoken81

Florida...no where else


smsrelay

Florida man


bearcrevier

Louisiana for sure


Trading_Kangaroo

Thats not a live one folks


The_Simp_Whisperer

That a funny looking dog.


Science-007x

I don't know... It could be any Florida.


Standard-Shine-4263

This some of that Florida man energy if I ever seen it


RyGuydarider

As a Floridian I gotta say I’m a lil upset that we weren’t given a crazy fucking video


SnooDoodles7640

That is a dead gator


DangleeSac00

Can I pet that dog. Can I pet that Dog!


TitusTesla117

I’ll take Nebraska for 400


douglasjunk

We're so sorry. That is not the correct answer.


86Eagle

What's even better is that gator is just like "oh my first prom!" and doesn't argue the situation at all. So I'd say a state of bliss


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MarijadderallMD

The animal that’s stayed relatively the same for a couple millennia? No, no they cannot be tamed😅 they can be docile and that’s about it, but they’ll be every bit of instinct as soon as it’s hungry enough or threatened.


Think_Effective821

No. They can be less hungry and cold which makes them less "aggressive"


wizardman1031

closest example i can think is the emotional support one. super cute


CharliePendejo

Florida Man? No, though many have tried.


NotoriousNRO

Florida


burritosandblunts

O dat gator dead


theDo66lerEffect

Fitting to be in GTA VI


austinyo6

Nothing to see here folks, move along.


dawaxtadpole

Maine Justice on call.


chowes1

N Fl


DeezKneesWorld

Gators are way too chill and that's dangerous


CheekySir

They have def done it


Think_Effective821

North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Texas, Louisiana, Alabama, Oklahoma. OP is a retard and thinks gators are only in Florida. Fuck for some stupid ass reason we have some in captivity in Colorado.


Freewilly2222

No. They aren't relative's.


vexunumgods

Montana


vector5633

Upstate NY


BudgetCustard8736

LA


BudgetCustard8736

Alaska


LogsKody94

I'll never forget this time in school when I was wearing a "Florida" shirt and this stupid bitch asked me if I was a "Flo-Rida" fan


uptwolait

Mental state.


Bosswashington

Maine?


Alternative_Mail_330

Florida Man! A different breed lol


22FluffySquirrels

Probably Florida, but there was a man in Pennsylvania who had an emotional support alligator. But I'm still guessing this is Florida. 100% Florida.


JRotten2023

Montana?


victorhalim111

Minnesota


afrank76

Florida man!!!


SmokinBacon

The answer is ALWAYS going to be Florida


MRbaconfacelol

make peace with croc


Darkmattyx

well its not Alaska


BennySkateboard

Did he die?


All-Sorts

Sweet Lil swamp puppy


dion_o

State of mind: Crazy


macdudieyt

Arkansas


ratbirdgoof

It’s a state of confusion. Thought it was a puppy.


cebidaetellawut

South Dakota


Fancy_Energy_7754

The Crocodile Rock


minnesotawristwatch

Florida, man


Ok-Clock2002

Get danced with, idiot.


failuretosabre

Who's a good boy


Erickajade1

Even though I have a phobia of them personally, this is so cute 😭 ❤️!


Known_Appearance3268

I’ll take Florida also lol


elsquattro

Nobody puts Baby in a corner!


MortgageNo3154

Dancing before dinner


RedArrow2014

Imma guess Nebraska


hardupforlaffs

Montana


Mush_luv420

The great country of FLORIDA


Own_Beautiful_9196

Pussy! That’s a baby Gator! You have to do this to the the full sized ones for it to count!


R8er-Fan

That’s Cornhusker country right there! Nebraskagator


WereInbuisness

I'm gonna go with Maine!


DoetheHigh

Yo what if that's that wall E alligator crocodile that's missing


bambinolettuce

>Guess which sta- Florida.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Nebraska.


TinchoX89

Pet gator? I don't think wild ones are that tame


gingermonkey1

#Florida ?


Technical_Ice_3611

I know a ohian when I see one...He's just dancing in the lake with his ol lady obviously..


Capital-Mine-6991

Well it's not Alaska, Minnesota maybe


Spider1132

New South Wales?


PM_ME_YOUR_BIG_DOG

I know those vermont crocodiles get mean.


tchrbrian

confusion


OcularOracle

Do you really have to ask?


semi_consistent

Louisiana. That's Capt Corey. I've been on a fan boat when he did this. Also fed them hotdogs from his mouth...


YoungRustyCSJ

Connecticut?


Elevum15

Floridaman makes Friend.


everything_is_stup1d

florida


Mass2511

Maine?


rubberduckmaf1a

If you think that’s crazy, watch this guy swim with a crocodile he nursed back to health. Thing is a straight up dinosaur. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4XL1aesudG4&pp=ygUcbWFuIHdobyBzd2ltcyB3aXRoIGNyb2NvZGlsZQ%3D%3D](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4XL1aesudG4&pp=ygUcbWFuIHdobyBzd2ltcyB3aXRoIGNyb2NvZGlsZQ%3D%3D)


Dylkill99

Swamp Pup: This is my life now


RYPIIE2006

new south wales


80081354JEW

Uppies


blackmilksociety

Well it isn’t North Dakota


Intelligent_Egg6186

Definitely not Florida… we’re just special and every kind way.


duhrun

A Florida seal.


OGSkywalker97

Solid or liquid


Wii_wii_baget

Fish dogs just the 400 lb aggressive ones


EnchantedHoneyStick

There can only be one state for this


tenntouge

Who cares what state it is. I wanna pet that dog!


motionofwar

Queensland


Grouchy_Patience_627

Only one reasonable answer


SilverWolf3935

Hmmm 🧐 America? 🇺🇸/s


RythmicSlap

Alligators are one of the most harmless wild creatures on the planet. You are about 40 times more likely to be attacked by someone's pet Golden Retriever.


Think_Effective821

You don't know what the word "harmless means". They're unlikely to attack you but definitely not harmless


Pythagoras2021

You didn't study statistics did you?


RythmicSlap

Fair enough, that was off the top of my head and I was off. Here are the real numbers: According to the CDC "National Vital Statistics System" an average of 6 Americans die from alligator attacks each year. 43 die annually from dog attacks. So you are 7 times more likely to get mauled to death by a family dog than an alligator.


Psychological_File51

You have two choices an alligator enters your room or a golden.. picking the gator? Remember statistically you are 7 times more likely to get mauled by a family dog


RythmicSlap

Are we fighting the animal or just hanging out?


Psychological_File51

pyjama party


douglasjunk

I believe when you say " family dog " what you mean is Pit Bull, not Golden Retriever. But yes, there are far more family dogs than there are family alligators. Now back to Jerry with the weather...


RythmicSlap

"It's Hot!"


boo-was-taken

Hilarious to me how in this sub it’s a 50/50 the video is just goofy weird stuff where they hold hands and dance or the guy ends up with both arms ripped out by the croc no in between


boo-was-taken

we won the coin flip this time


insertanythinguwant

So did he


Single-Rice-9071

🤣🤣 I’m fucking dead bro