Literally, anywhere alligators are in the US, there are people that will do stuff like this. I have friends (yes more than one) that live on the edge of the Okefenokee Swamp in south Georgia that I could see doing this without a second thought.
The animal that’s stayed relatively the same for a couple millennia? No, no they cannot be tamed😅 they can be docile and that’s about it, but they’ll be every bit of instinct as soon as it’s hungry enough or threatened.
North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Texas, Louisiana, Alabama, Oklahoma. OP is a retard and thinks gators are only in Florida. Fuck for some stupid ass reason we have some in captivity in Colorado.
If you think that’s crazy, watch this guy swim with a crocodile he nursed back to health. Thing is a straight up dinosaur. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4XL1aesudG4&pp=ygUcbWFuIHdobyBzd2ltcyB3aXRoIGNyb2NvZGlsZQ%3D%3D](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4XL1aesudG4&pp=ygUcbWFuIHdobyBzd2ltcyB3aXRoIGNyb2NvZGlsZQ%3D%3D)
Alligators are one of the most harmless wild creatures on the planet. You are about 40 times more likely to be attacked by someone's pet Golden Retriever.
Fair enough, that was off the top of my head and I was off. Here are the real numbers:
According to the CDC "National Vital Statistics System" an average of 6 Americans die from alligator attacks each year. 43 die annually from dog attacks.
So you are 7 times more likely to get mauled to death by a family dog than an alligator.
You have two choices an alligator enters your room or a golden.. picking the gator?
Remember statistically you are 7 times more likely to get mauled by a family dog
I believe when you say " family dog " what you mean is Pit Bull, not Golden Retriever. But yes, there are far more family dogs than there are family alligators.
Now back to Jerry with the weather...
Hilarious to me how in this sub it’s a 50/50 the video is just goofy weird stuff where they hold hands and dance or the guy ends up with both arms ripped out by the croc no in between
I'll take Florida for 400 coho.
Oh Florida Man, what will you do next?
Breaking new: Florida Man tries to rob a police station.
With the gator ?
Of course not. With an army of squirrels he's trained to attack on command. He's trying to get back the gator the police took from him earlier today.
Of course, that makes much more sense
gta 6 ahh moment
Flori-duh!
If I were that man, I’ll be in a STATE of shock!
It’s always Florida!
Trust me when I say this could be Louisiana
I went on an airboat tour in Louisiana and the guy went in the water and fed them marshmallows. Then he picked one up and launched it.
Florida, Louisiana
That’s Northwestern Floridiana.
That’s the South. “The more North you go in Fl, the more southern it gets”
I understand this statement; I grew up in Ocala.
Floribama line
South Carolina has a lot alligator too
South Carolina has a lot alligator too
South Carolina has a lot alligator too
South Carolina has a lot alligator too
Does South Carolina have a lot alligator too?
Never heard that before… anywhere….
Never heard that before… anywhere….
Never heard that before… anywhere….
Never heard that before… anywhere….
Sorry, come again I didn’t catch it the first time
Dementia
https://www.dnr.sc.gov/wildlife/herps/alligator.html
So what you’re saying is…
Literally, anywhere alligators are in the US, there are people that will do stuff like this. I have friends (yes more than one) that live on the edge of the Okefenokee Swamp in south Georgia that I could see doing this without a second thought.
They only eat people at night. Source: i dunno, I think that's right
They are makin em at night
I was gonna say have y’all never watched swamp people LMAO
The episode of Avatar?
Born and raised in Louisiana I can confirm we don’t play with our food lol
Drunken?
Well I know I am in a state of denial, shock and a little bit of paranoia
Denial is filled with Crocs too, you should be paranoid.
It’s probably his pet. Just taking it for a swim.
Yeah, he just finished taking it for a walk too.
Vermont
Save gators stop drinking Gatorade
H20!!!!!!
🎶*"I had the time of my life"*🎵
sweet home alabama
Listen, asshole, what I do on a Friday afternoon is between me and the gator. /S for disabled.
My first guess is florida, but I think people from Louisiana might take offense to that since they're also crazy!!
nevada
Idaho is changing lately and I don't like it one bit.
I think I saw a guy that looked like that in Twin Falls.
Alligators making friends with the local nazis
Do they know each other from before, or did that guy hug a random alligator?
Ohio?
California. 🇨🇦👍
Delusion, Florida
Definitely Florida shit
Im getting “stop it dad, you’re embarrassing me in front of my friends” vibes
What is Florida, Alex.
Has to be Florida!!!!
Florida or Louisiana for sure
Queensland
North Dakota. Or maybe Montana. That looks like such a happy pet alligator.
That's a swamp-puppy !
Florida
Flo-rida
he's just a baby
Florida, without a doubt.
Guess which state has the most one-arm drunks?
Florida
Too easy. Ask locals which county!
New York?
Florida...no where else
Florida man
Louisiana for sure
Thats not a live one folks
That a funny looking dog.
I don't know... It could be any Florida.
This some of that Florida man energy if I ever seen it
As a Floridian I gotta say I’m a lil upset that we weren’t given a crazy fucking video
That is a dead gator
Can I pet that dog. Can I pet that Dog!
I’ll take Nebraska for 400
We're so sorry. That is not the correct answer.
What's even better is that gator is just like "oh my first prom!" and doesn't argue the situation at all. So I'd say a state of bliss
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The animal that’s stayed relatively the same for a couple millennia? No, no they cannot be tamed😅 they can be docile and that’s about it, but they’ll be every bit of instinct as soon as it’s hungry enough or threatened.
No. They can be less hungry and cold which makes them less "aggressive"
closest example i can think is the emotional support one. super cute
Florida Man? No, though many have tried.
Florida
O dat gator dead
Fitting to be in GTA VI
Nothing to see here folks, move along.
Maine Justice on call.
N Fl
Gators are way too chill and that's dangerous
They have def done it
North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Texas, Louisiana, Alabama, Oklahoma. OP is a retard and thinks gators are only in Florida. Fuck for some stupid ass reason we have some in captivity in Colorado.
No. They aren't relative's.
Montana
Upstate NY
LA
Alaska
I'll never forget this time in school when I was wearing a "Florida" shirt and this stupid bitch asked me if I was a "Flo-Rida" fan
Mental state.
Maine?
Florida Man! A different breed lol
Probably Florida, but there was a man in Pennsylvania who had an emotional support alligator. But I'm still guessing this is Florida. 100% Florida.
Montana?
Minnesota
Florida man!!!
The answer is ALWAYS going to be Florida
make peace with croc
well its not Alaska
Did he die?
Sweet Lil swamp puppy
State of mind: Crazy
Arkansas
It’s a state of confusion. Thought it was a puppy.
South Dakota
The Crocodile Rock
Florida, man
Get danced with, idiot.
Who's a good boy
Even though I have a phobia of them personally, this is so cute 😭 ❤️!
I’ll take Florida also lol
Nobody puts Baby in a corner!
Dancing before dinner
Imma guess Nebraska
Montana
The great country of FLORIDA
Pussy! That’s a baby Gator! You have to do this to the the full sized ones for it to count!
That’s Cornhusker country right there! Nebraskagator
I'm gonna go with Maine!
Yo what if that's that wall E alligator crocodile that's missing
>Guess which sta- Florida.
Nebraska.
Pet gator? I don't think wild ones are that tame
#Florida ?
I know a ohian when I see one...He's just dancing in the lake with his ol lady obviously..
Well it's not Alaska, Minnesota maybe
New South Wales?
I know those vermont crocodiles get mean.
confusion
Do you really have to ask?
Louisiana. That's Capt Corey. I've been on a fan boat when he did this. Also fed them hotdogs from his mouth...
Connecticut?
Floridaman makes Friend.
florida
Maine?
If you think that’s crazy, watch this guy swim with a crocodile he nursed back to health. Thing is a straight up dinosaur. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4XL1aesudG4&pp=ygUcbWFuIHdobyBzd2ltcyB3aXRoIGNyb2NvZGlsZQ%3D%3D](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4XL1aesudG4&pp=ygUcbWFuIHdobyBzd2ltcyB3aXRoIGNyb2NvZGlsZQ%3D%3D)
Swamp Pup: This is my life now
new south wales
Uppies
Well it isn’t North Dakota
Definitely not Florida… we’re just special and every kind way.
A Florida seal.
Solid or liquid
Fish dogs just the 400 lb aggressive ones
There can only be one state for this
Who cares what state it is. I wanna pet that dog!
Queensland
Only one reasonable answer
Hmmm 🧐 America? 🇺🇸/s
Alligators are one of the most harmless wild creatures on the planet. You are about 40 times more likely to be attacked by someone's pet Golden Retriever.
You don't know what the word "harmless means". They're unlikely to attack you but definitely not harmless
You didn't study statistics did you?
Fair enough, that was off the top of my head and I was off. Here are the real numbers: According to the CDC "National Vital Statistics System" an average of 6 Americans die from alligator attacks each year. 43 die annually from dog attacks. So you are 7 times more likely to get mauled to death by a family dog than an alligator.
You have two choices an alligator enters your room or a golden.. picking the gator? Remember statistically you are 7 times more likely to get mauled by a family dog
Are we fighting the animal or just hanging out?
pyjama party
I believe when you say " family dog " what you mean is Pit Bull, not Golden Retriever. But yes, there are far more family dogs than there are family alligators. Now back to Jerry with the weather...
"It's Hot!"
Hilarious to me how in this sub it’s a 50/50 the video is just goofy weird stuff where they hold hands and dance or the guy ends up with both arms ripped out by the croc no in between
we won the coin flip this time
So did he
🤣🤣 I’m fucking dead bro