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King_Joffe

Brain: *Don’t let him grab us. Use speed and mobility. Me: Immediately goes chest to chest with a 400 lb power lifter.


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IdoMusicForTheDrugs

He had the dudes head in his hands in the beginning and all I thought about was the mountain grabbing that smaller dudes head in GOT. That guy is so lucky this dude didn't go all out in his anger.


-_Odd_-

If anything, the big guy having his hands on the little guy's head probably protected him when he went down like a sack of potatoes.


samoanloki

What a gentle giant.


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*fades to black* "Ah good, you're awake"


[deleted]

Hey, you, you’re finally awake.


hibbiddyhobbiddyhoo

Ypu were caught crossing the border


stop_stopping

this joke will never get old


ho-lee_-sheet

It's the skyrim release of jokes


SaltMembership4339

Brain: "in and out - float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Keep your jab going, just break him down, shot by shot, hit by hit. You are too elusive and you know it, moving like a capoeira figher on a dance floor - flawless." \*wakes up


keeper_of_the_donkey

Always liked the guide to fighting a bear, where there's like 10 steps, and steps 1-9 are you punching the bear and getting on its back and winning the fight, and then step 10 is "realize you died two minutes ago"


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Diamond-Retrievet

Omg his futile trashing made my day 🤣 I can't believe he still tried to use words. Dude had no self preservation instincts and is Soo lucky that man knew when to stop.


hang7po

Hasn’t elden ring taught you anything? You die 50 times before you can hit the boss


its-a-saw-dude

My first thought was... whatever happens I really hope the big man with the elbow wraps doesn't start swinging because that dude is dead if he does. A man that size needing elbow wraps is throwing up serious weight.


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bigtallblacknbald

Honestly i thought he was gonna be raining down hammer fists on dude and I was already cringing at the thought of watching that beating


bubonic_chronic

But why the fuck are they over his hoodie?


Wrecked--Em

probably more comfortable


Caithloki

The only way to really get any chance in this size difference would be climb on their back. I've done it but it's only a temporary fix cause sooner or later they buck ya off.


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Tabboo

The biggest thing bjj taught me was that a dude that is 130lbs soaking wet can make you feel absolutely *helpless*, never mind a dude that's 350lbs. Also, fights should be avoided if possible. Leave your ego at home.


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Maybe the guy could bench 599 and just needed to get in position.


Thuper-Man

If I can just master rolling around IRL like in Dark Souls I'm sure I can take a guy this big


Inevitable_Review_83

YOU DIED


szzuh

He had no other darts to throw except the “get off me you fat bitch”


redsolocuppp

***cowering with hands covering his face in fetal position***: GET OFF ME FAT BITCH!


Valuable_Housing_305

THIS LMAO it's like being ripped limb from limb and yelling "get off me you FAT bitch" MUFUGGA THE STRONGEST AREN'T THE CUT ONES. IT'S THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE WALLS FROM THE BACK. Big man definitely accidentally breaks a cup a day at home. LMAO


61661ty60661ty6006

> Big man definitely accidentally breaks a cup a day at home. LMAO LMAO that's a sentence worth a thousand words


RexVesica

Why on earth he though insulting the giant on top of him was a good idea, I will never understand.


AHind_D

What other choice does he have? He has to save face in any way he can lol


obiweedkenobi

Kinda hard to save face with another guys dick just a few inches away from it...


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Aleify_Greenman

The real story: continued to talk shit despite being dominated. Guy should’ve slapped him ever time he said something, until he stopped talking shit and apologized.


maveric710

Should have pulled the "stop hitting yourself" routine. Would have been more embarrassing.


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Omfg that would be so funny


_-Seamus-McNasty-_

Tickle him. Full on coochie-coochie-coo.


Bl4ckR4bb17

Omg that's so embarrassing I want to hide


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Like how he tried to keep calling the guy fat as if his pride was even in range to be salvaged after antagonizing a human bear


Bl4ckR4bb17

With every insult he just looks more stupid and he won't shut up


Longjumping_Bug_7611

And it hurts so much because we have all had that humbling experience. *Of course not redditors - ya came out squeaky clean and was never wrong.


JoyfullyBlistering

Nothing quite like that "if this was life or death I'd be dead" feeling.


hidden_d-bag

Hard yup. In my younger years, got in a bar fight and won. Met the guys friend outside and had a gun pointed at my head. Begging for your life while being insulted and slapped is a very humbling experience. I know when to walk away, now.


Bl4ckR4bb17

I think maybe as a child I might have. I can't actually remember ever being this stupid


IAnimal34

Nah I've been there was a bar fight im a bigger dude and guy got my left leg quickly and dropped me down. He got several good punches to connect. I was able to push him off but took some trying. End of the day games the game and we had a few beers after. But was deff humbling


Longjumping_Bug_7611

Mine was trying to fight a steel worker - he caught my punch, laughed and said he knew my dad. Let go and told me to say hello.


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Jesus Christ I would have just been like “shit my bad man”


Longjumping_Bug_7611

Thats one of the worst, because this is a small town. The next time i met him, he acted like nothing happened - like i was a fly on his shoulder one day. Eventually we became fine bar mates.


fdklir

He really is a friend of your dad's. He taught you a real lesson.


IAnimal34

Lol Jesus man yea thats not fun total fucking hell moment. I've been in a lot of fights growing up in school bars and so on been humbled on several occasions broken nose black eye also managed to break my ankle throwing a punch lol but the one take away is never hit a man that's downed and unconscious, after bar fights buy that guy a beer win or lose and forget about what just took place unless there still being an asshole, and try not to fuck with people with cauliflower ears.


kharmatika

Like. The squirming. My god that has to sting watching a video of yourself wriggling around doing your best while a guy does literally nothing because he’s completely unthreatened by you, that’s gotta be a complete floor up demolition to your ego.


Lady_Scruffington

Now I'm picturing that little guy in the woods calling a literal bear fat.


ZincMan

Some people truly don’t know how to admit to taking the L. I wish the video went longer to see how long the guy held him down….‘pologize’


IndicisivlyIntrigued

I know, so much more embarrassing than just getting beat imo


uchman365

Hahaha, the way shorty was cycling his legs like he was in a cartoon 🤣🤣🤣


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Mad respect for big man not caving in my boi’s skull


Infinite-Sleep3527

I was expecting some mountain vs viper game of thrones shit once he mounted him lol. Big guy showed a lot of self control. Small dude could’ve easily ended up drinking through a straw for the rest of his life. Instead he got slapped, and sat on. Major older vs younger brother vibes here. Somewhat wholesome tbh considering the circumstances.


cleverist_bane

I was literally thinking of GoT when I was watching this. This feels like the rated G version of that scene lol


tmhoc

"You \*insulted* her! YOU \*upset* HER! YOU \*met* HER CHILDREN!!!"


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“And I crushed *her hand in a handshake* like THIS!”


ManufacturerDirect38

You always see these ittle guys going after these big dudes. And it's up to the big guy to basically not hurt them so bad they could be charged with something. And the little guy imagines himself as being tough because he survived.


Anal-Sampling-Reflex

I’m a little guy and would never fucking try a big dude unless me or family were in danger. And then I would depend on superhuman I-can-lift-a-car strength and a shitload of luck. The laws of gross tonnage are real.


ManufacturerDirect38

Most people are shorter than 6 foot. Most people are also cool and just want to live their lives. For some reason there is a type of person who is angry at god for -- basically being the correct size for airplanes, cars and the majority of clothing in stock at the department store.


I_miss_berserk

Feel you on the clothing bit. I'm not even that tall, just 6'3, and it's so hard to find well fitting clothes. Doesn't help that I'm definitely more of the "bear" body type too (aka I'm a fat weightlifter) so sometimes I find stuff that fits well length wise and doesn't look like a crop top but it doesn't wrap around my shoulders properly so it feels/is too small.


ManufacturerDirect38

Lol yeah. Good luck finding shirts that don't peek a boo your navel when you extend those arms upwards


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Most definitely


l00pee

"You punch men, slap bitches" - this guy, probably


DasB00ts

I feel he sent a much stronger message this way too, he completely embarrassed him.


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Yeah, with a lot of self control


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Completely dominated I’d say.


cheapdialogue

Topped him, even.


Signal-Pirate-3961

Yeah, taught him a lesson but didn't take it too far like 95% of these fight videos.


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Yeah, and all the while the dude was talking shit


GoArmyNG

I hate it when people do that like bro.... shut up and get your hands in front of you before someone smacks you silly! Oh wait....


PavelDatsyuk1

Didn’t he take the first swing tho?


SoPunnyHarHar

As a big boi, we dont want to go to jail.


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Good man and as a small boi appreciate it lol


stickfigure420

He said "fat bitch!" Lmao


bblankoo

Can that even classify as a fight


cmelgarejo_dev

Nah, its a sitdown


dreemkiller

Dude got the sit beat out of him


cmelgarejo_dev

"You gots satted down bro" *hand gestures*


GFlo_from915

Ponytail needs a new name, new gym, and new city ASAP


shewy92

And possibly new pants


jhillman87

Impressive restraint knowing he could literally throw the dude across the room.


gymleadersilver

Lol and none of his boys were gonna back him up once that first slap came out.


PossiblyAsian

I dont think those were his boys. Probably just dudes that wanted to separate them but idk Id dip if hands started getting thrown too


Atakori

Bro I'd step in between people and try to break a fight before it happens but the second I see the guy built like a brick wall raising his hands you bet your ass I'm dippin' the fuck out too lmao


ClinchEastwood

Him just sitting on his chest and letting the other dude squirm was somehow much harsher than just kicking his ass. Made him look like a baby not wanting his diaper changed.


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My first thought too. That man has to move across the country now, can never show his face in that gym again


NaxellN

Getting that guy away from mount would be difficult even if you do jiu jitsu


joe2596

I feel like if you do Jiu Jitsu you wouldn't be getting in a fight with him in the first place.


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Damn what belt do you learn the moonwalk?


gurilagarden

Sequin belt


catscanmeow

well that was an unfortunate sequins of events


Bobone2121

I think it's one of those belts where is doesn't matter if it's Black or White.


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__T0MMY__

Is there any dick twisting in jiu jitsu? That might help a little bit


dontjustassume

Yes, help to get your skull caved in


Plus_Aura

But then he has to feel his junk


Manic_Depressing

TWIST HIS DIIIIIICK


DublaneCooper

Start thrusting your hips and moaning. Either he gets off you or doesn’t. Win either way!


misterMarijuana7

I know a technique. The good old dick twist


Manic_Depressing

Grab his dick and twist it!


womp-womp-rats

Dudes are trying to keep things from escalating so ponytail doesn’t get killed — and _ponytail keeps running his mouth._ No idea what the backstory is, but the next chapter seemed pretty fuckin clear.


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As soon as big dude got serious everyone ran lol.


BadReview8675309

That is when Mike Tyson whisper's... "I'll fuck you in the ass until you love me."


brownnick7

Speaking of crazy fucking videos. Mike didn't whisper that shit, he screamed it in a room full of people and cameras.


Stretchheart

That, and “my style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children.”


EatKillFuck

The best part of that particular rant he follows it praise be Allah lmao


wetdogcity

I broke my back. My back is broken.


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Spinal!


SipPOP

I want that as a ringtone


burntoutbadger

*ath


DontPoopInThere

You, uh, left out the last word of what he actually said lol


BuffaloBill69-

You do not want to be in his line of fire trust me! Once adrenaline is fueled it doesn’t matter who is in the way


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I remember once play wrestling with a friend in middle school who was massive. I almost died (jokingly) because he just covered me lol. He felt so bad when he saw me struggle. He’s a big teddy bear and the nicest guy ever but god damn he’s powerful. We did some boxing and he accidentally hit my other friend in the liver. We have a picture of the big teddy bear guy holding my other friend as he kneels on the floor. Everyone loved the photb


weizXR

Ponytail could have had it *a lot* worse. Props on big dude making him look like a toddler having a tantrum while refraining from easily destroying him.


thomooo

>Props on big dude The fuck?! The big dude swings first. Why are peoe here praising that. *wow, so good that big dude swung first and hit him gently, then took him to the floor and sat on him* Would have been commendable if the big guy laughed at him and ignore him. Only fighting him if the skinny dude swung first, but that's not what I'm seeing.


Juggz666

Well maybe if you're skinny you just refrain from talking shit to folk to avoid any reality checks coming your way. Just thinking out loud.


lilbelleandsebastian

yeah super super lucky the behemoth of a man had no intention of hurting him honestly the other guy is decently big too so he's prob not used to getting confronted like this but he will never forget just getting sat on lmao


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If the 400lb guy at the gym disrespects you that just means he is on roids and just avoid him.


Cinaedus_Perversus

The biggest, strongest, meanest-looking powerlifter in the gym is usually also the friendliest guy in there.


tricularia

I am curious about what the whole story is. From the video, it looks like the big guy is the one who took it from words to physical violence. So in my books, that makes him the bigger asshole. But my opinion on that could change, depending on what happened before this video starts...


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Yeah, from what I can tell in the video, the big guy is an asshole, and the lil guy is just a dumbass. But, it's lacking so much context, just like 90 percent of videos redditors like to do morality judgements on.


Knight_Owls

In a situation like this, being that ponytail dude, you swallow your pride and let the big guy have the last word.


novalawhp

Little dude needs to just take the "L" and live to see another day


Keeble64

Calling the dude "fat bitch" as he's pinned to the ground and cowering. My guy...exactly who do you think has the highground right now?


Humdngr

anakin...


Traditional-Eagle191

Anakin never had the high ground. This is outrageous, it's unfair!


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butchYbutch__

Easy ?? Bro he didn't even "went" , he never started, there was never a "going to'.


joe2596

When this man says 'I will kill you' he should have just apologized right there and then. Because I believe him.


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Dude is a fucking fridge. Why would you poke the bear.


Bigtimeduhmas

Because little dude is probably hopped up on testosterone from his first ever dead lift and felt confident with his 3 buddies there. Hes the same guy who will try and yell at his buddies about how if they all would've just jumped in he would've had the big dude far and square.


Boring_Inspector_806

Fetterman for the takedown!


OPJesseVeronie

It’s nice to see him in something other than a hoodie and sweatpants, shorts is a fun change of pace.


hotbiscuitboy

Only thing more embarrassing than getting your ass kicked is squirming underneath the guy who’s effortlessly pinning you down.


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Missed opportunity to "why are you hitting yourself?" a grown adult


Articuno_710

Bro he got bitched😂 this worse than getting your ass beat


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spencertherhino

I lost it when he is saying he's a fat bitch while covering up and flinching real hard 😂😂


skibbady-baps

Interesting choice of suicide method.


jaymole

That dude was absolute unit


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Artistic-Plan2541

Homie has no ground game whatsoever. He started doin bicycle kicks like there was something for them to touch lmao


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This reminds me of the scene in idiocracy where the guy sits on people in prison.


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Plus-Moose8077

Man the guy in here spazzing must be tiny. I agree training helps and it’s gonna give you the ability to beat 99% of people in a streetfight, but idk how many of you guys have ever met a real strongman. 500lb benchers, 700lb deadlifters, OHP 300 or 400lbs. When they touch you it isn’t like getting touched by a normal human. If you’re an elite bjj user sure it’s “easy”, but let’s be honest no one here is elite and if the big man has any boxing/mma training it’ll just be him touching you once.


Fearless_Minute_4015

99% does not include this guy, who was an outlier and should not have been counter


Boring_Factor1867

Why is everyone on the big guys nuts ? Ponytail doesn’t seem like the instigator and when they both pointed at each other the big guy is the one that got offended trying to swing and slap. And then slapped ponytail when everyone is all trying to hold him back and then grabbed ponytail for the takedown . That shit was weak af from the big guy . How are you gonna talk all that shit and then go to grab someone when your 3x their size ?


5549372729

Love the restraint. Even more impressive display of dominance than beating his ass.


TheFlyingSheeps

Yup. He pretty much crushed this dudes ego by sheer humiliation An ass beating can be somewhat respectable. This? Nah he looked like a cartoon character


Wendigo_lockout

If you're going to square up with someone over 100 lbs heavier than you, at least have 6 months of SOMETHING under your belt


ethiopian123

That dude is probably 200 lbs heavier lol


Outrageous-Duck9695

Good thing we got weapons or fat dudes would be ruling the world.


jhillman87

While i don't disagree with you... i hardly think the big dude falls under the "fat" category. Most power lifters are on the heavier side.


Old_Mill

That's the difference between a body builder and a strong man. Body builders are toned, strong men are *stronk*. You would be surprised how weakly many body builders perform in various physical activities.


Khr0nus

Compared to strongmen? Sure, but body builders are still considerably stronger than untrained people


Sykes92

Do you think bodybuilders just stare into a mirror and will their muscles into existance?


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It would have been way less embarrassing if he actually got his ass beat. He got treated like a child 🤣🤣


Fearless_Quail1404

Big Uzo practicing patience he def could have killed him


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tomenad

But he didn't murder him even though he could have and the other guy totally deserved being physically assaulted for (presumably) being a dick. How else could this modern day Ghandi have shown his restraint? Not like he could have just walked away and ignored him.


cptncook101

It's insane. Looking at the comments here you understand how things like Trump and Brexit happen, a large part of the population is incredibly stupid.


Yurichi

Its honestly amazing how, whenever this video is posted, the exact same chain of comments spring up with people jerking off Goliath here for having it in his heart to not maim a guy half his size.


xxxxxxx777

Dude looks Samoan and is that big? Yeah you have to be slow to even think about fighting that guy. Like he said he literally could of killed him lol


Ann_not_a_cult_er

Why the fuck is 99% of this sub siding with the agressive attacker? You're all so impressed that the attacker didn't attack again and hurt him, how the fuck is that impressive? Did any of you listen to the audio? Fat dude is talking shit and gaslighting, then pony tail respond with "dont disrespect ME like that!" Shocked that fat man is playing victim, then fat man goes harder. I'd be impressed if he just... walked away. This is like applauding chris brown for not hitting rhianna one more time. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?


Short_Emphasis_4236

All heart and no brain.


BuyOne8134

The sheer indignity of him not throwing a punch at the little dude is hurting me just watching.


Articulated

It's so much worse than an arse-kicking 🤣 there's no recovery from this.


N0DAMNG00D

To be honest it’s shocking the bigger man didn’t go much further, he clearly held back and reminded everyone that giants dont play with puny humans 😂


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doobys_Taxiola

the only words that should have come out of the guy's mouth when he landed on the floor were "I submit".


HotKnifeUpAss

Tactical sitdown.


CheaperSpice

The bigger they are the harder they fall ... On you


cashmonkey4life

I believe the backstory is the ponytail guy was taking a 45 lbs weight to a bench that was already in use by the big guy or something like that


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I’d never show my face there again after that lmao


DayOwn9950

My mind went straight to games of thrones when he was on him


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ISeekGirls

Ok, where are the Jiu Jitsu guys to tell us how it would have gone down if they trained?


[deleted]

He has to change his gyms the next day. No way he can go talk to his crush after this.


hawkeye45_

I don't know what stopped Big Guy from walking out that exit door once nobody was between him and it. I am relatively large and kinda strong, and I walk out the door if someone *else* gets into an argument. I don't love any public place enough to hang around and watch, much less participate in, fights.


HumanitySurpassed

Average redditor who says they can take on big guys cause their muscle isn't "functional"


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Big dude knows what's up! It isn't easy having to play rough sometimes... but some people gotta learn the hard way... good on him for staying calm.


[deleted]

Why anyone would want to start a fight with a guy bulit like a small house is beyond me.


ResponsibilityDue448

Some real restraint on the big guy.


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