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TrollerThomas

For some reason I thought today was day 4 so I thought Middlesex had an easy draw and was confused by benny’s comments yeah…


PerkyMcPerkface

Can they take an extra half hour at Leicester? Should be enough time for RoJo to finish this off


Harlastan

Smith dropping one at third slip only for Foakes to mop up the rebound is symbolic


Apprehensive-Cut8720

This just makes me wonder if Foakes is as good of a slip fielder as well as a keeper.


PeterG92

Surrey with one hand on the title then.


Merovech_II

Louis Kimber wears TRJ pyjamas


PeterG92

Please fuck Browne off somewhere


PeterG92

Well we're fucked. Will have to win all of our remaining games and just hope


LordDusty

Pretty tankful so far for Warks choice of tactics in this innings. Bat serenely for 50 overs going at only 3s and then losing wickets in a rush trying to get the score moving at a late stage and still only going at 3s. Not exactly giving themselves the best of chances in this match. On Taunton pitches this year day 4 is very easy to bat, that being said I wouldn't trust Somerset to bat well on even the flattest of roads


grlap

Always happy to see Ryan Patel get a score


_rickjames

Ryan Patel with his one good innings of the year


TheScarletPimpernel

I enjoy our lots of runs policy but I'm not sure I like our no wickets policy


Favanu

Whilst I understand the frustration, surely you can see the positive progress from the 'everyone being absolutely rubbish at everything ' policy you had in place last round?


TheScarletPimpernel

I think we struggle to switch between formats, took us a while to settle into the Blast from the CC opening run and then switching back last week was naff but this week we're ace Certainly makes a change from two years of Benkyball


_rickjames

So annoying we're looking unlikely to put up 300


old_chelmsfordian

We're probably gonna lose but Bosch has been a decent signing so far


Harlastan

Pretty funny innings from Clark, starts by leaving a ball for four which is paradoxically given leg byes. Ends with two consecutive concussion checks and helmet replacements, opting to use bat on the third bouncer to his own demise


Merovech_II

I don't think we're going to win...


ColinAckermann

The Peter Handscomb derby


old_chelmsfordian

This isnt very cash money of you Surrey


PeterG92

Guarantee we'll be 50-5 or something daft


Lopsided_Warning_

Lyons such a cunt, won't let an old man take an 8fer, won't not leave the mother of his child.


ParanoidEngi

[Back end of this Farbrace interview talks about Robinson and England](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6x-E1EVayU) - a lot of funny PR talk (random Euros tangent from Paul) but reading between the lines I think you can figure out some good insight into how Robinson's taken being dropped, and the Telegraph article on the front page of the sub


NiallH22

Do you reckon Jimmys just taken the Mentor job so he’s around the squad, fit and bowling for when the inevitable happens and all the new bowlers break down at once? As tends to happen whenever we try to blood a new pace attack..


Nark_Narkins

Imagine the team management meeting after our 5th quick of the year goes down. Blobby: "Well that's that 17yr old we pulled out of the Surrey Leagues gone, who would have thought he'd get a back fracture bowling bouncers for 20 overs straight?" Stokesy: "Yeah surprised me that" Baz: "Anyway, so does anyone know anyone else we can get in for the Boxing Day Test? Anyone?" Jimmy: "You know what I think I know a guy....."


JokesFromTheCrease

*proceeds to call Broady too upon breaking another guy’s back*


TheScarletPimpernel

Big fan of Kashif Ali hitting twin 50s Durham have been so much worse than I expected. Form with bat and ball has almost completely 180'd from last year


JokesFromTheCrease

Okay this is giving me massive f/o vibes from the NZ test.


Nark_Narkins

We're still -193/0 at the moment, maybe wait until Haz gets his double before worrying.


ParanoidEngi

Just had a look at Kimber's stats for the game, delighted to see he got 38 in 21 balls, three fours and four sixes - not just us then, he'll have a tonk at anyone Honestly if he develops into a power-hitting lower-order batter, he might go further than imagined


JokesFromTheCrease

Too many words to say he’s just pure Bazball.


TobyHalpert

Lancs bowling again is pure vibes, high on their own supply. Pitch has stopped behaving, they’re handing control over to Notts to plod on. Could have finished today 400 to the good with a day to bowl em out.


at_thomas1

Check the weather forecast for Southport tomorrow


TobyHalpert

Yeah, better to be bowling in the on-off weather than batting.


at_thomas1

Oh, I have a different interpretation. I don't think there's enough time left in the game to win it, without enforcing the follow-on


PerkyMcPerkface

The plan is simple, quick runs so we have time to bowl them out. Anyway, Sam Hain has just got off the mark from his 23rd delivery


Nark_Narkins

Did it ever come out why he wasn't in the team earlier in the season?


Merovech_II

Personal reasons was the only reason given iirc


PerkyMcPerkface

I haven't seen anything


Nark_Narkins

Ta, tbh its a tad rude of me to expect anything to have come out to be fair.


_rickjames

Why did Worcs bother taking Virdi for one game and then not bowl him


Favanu

At this point we really have to admire his commitment to not bowling. He might be the greatest non-bowler ever. I can't remember the last time someone was as good at not bowling as him.


redtnffc

I feel George Garton's been not bowling for about 5 years. And I seem to remember Reece Topley having a massive hiatus from bowling which seemed to go on for about 10 years.


TheScarletPimpernel

He fancied an all expenses paid trip to see the peregrines


Nark_Narkins

Gareth Batty Masterplan.


TheScarletPimpernel

[James Bracey rn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw)


old_chelmsfordian

I said yesterday that ~220 was the upper limit for this chase so I guess I'll just have to hope that a combination of weather, good batting, and Surrey going for the batting points allows us to drag out a draw


Harlastan

Worrall having a bowl, might see an aggressive declaration


at_thomas1

No bonus points in 2nd innings


old_chelmsfordian

That is a very fair point. I guess I'll just have to hope Rory Burns has as much of a grasp on the rules as I do


JokesFromTheCrease

Jimmy 17fer in a single day will be an amazing record


PeterG92

Our bowlers have done well but we're not chasing anything on this pitch


JokesFromTheCrease

Of course Lyon doesn’t fumble now


Lopsided_Warning_

Really feel for the 3 blokes that are up against Jimmy for the championship performance of the week on the CC social media.


at_thomas1

I assume Lancs will enforce the follow on, with how the forecast for Southport looks tomorrow


fripez256

Lyon getting a run out when a team is 9 down in England. Silly timeline


the_real_ch3

Hey yall i think this Jimmy Anderson guy might be kinda good


boggerz93

Nathan Lyon with a characteristically great pick up of the ball


Lopsided_Warning_

Lyon bowling when Jimmy only needs one more for a career best and Notts are 9 down. Not very bazball Keaton, not very cool either.


tommypopz

Great catch from Vince that. Pretty clutch wicket to enforce the follow on too haha


Mission-Apricot2986

Has robinson just been dropped for being a shit bloke?


VisRock

According to people online it's either that, the golf influencer relationship, too many pizzas, being annoying, not training enough, general attitude towards training, being too focussed on doing podcasts, or a combo of all these. His test stats are amazing though.


JokesFromTheCrease

Who cares about your last sentence mate? Get with the program.


ParanoidEngi

Given he bowled three overs today and then went off the field, I'm guessing he's not in his best nick right now - took two wickets though, the duality of Robbo


Favanu

Isn't it mad that there's a Duality of Robbo and it only involves one of the Robbos. There's literally a whole other Robbo in addition. We have a plurality of Robbos.


TheScarletPimpernel

I think you can get away with that at County level, but not in Tests


old_chelmsfordian

This rain might unironically save our free range, non GMO, no added salt, Essex artisanal bacon (Yours from the Chelmsford food market for £8 a rasher)


Benny4318

Question. What if he overbowls himself and picks up a tiny side strain or similar and has to sit out ONE (1) test. He’s only picked for Lords. Is that him done or the farewell is moved to the second test?


VisRock

Blob Key would need to consider how he'd like to be remembered


ruswit

How's woakes looked since coming back for warks? His wickets column is looking rather empty 


PerkyMcPerkface

He's been alright. Only his first spell against Hampshire last week I thought he was rusty but since then he's bowled reasonably well without success


RMTBolton

Just checking in. Wow, Melie's Man has done well vs Durham. 4/36 & 4/52, well done!


TrollerThomas

Retiring this greatness just for a slim chance at winning down under fucking hell


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TrollerThomas

He didn’t hit a boundary?


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TrollerThomas

0* 2 for me?


boggerz93

Why is Jimmy wasting his time playing County and First Class cricket? With skills like these he could be tearing up the Lanka Premier League right now


dj4y_94

Jimmy getting one of his replacements Pennington The future is now ~~old~~ young man


VisRock

"Why didn't you reverse sweep it like I would have done, nevermind - I'll teach you at Lord's next week" Jimmy to Dillon


Familiarsophie

Lyon must be laughing that this guy is retiring.


JokesFromTheCrease

AND YOU FORCE THIS GUY TO RETIRE?


JokesFromTheCrease

Shit blokes CC in massive danger now


Familiarsophie

One for for Jimmy for his best ever figures in FC


VisRock

OH JIMMY JIMMY


boggerz93

That's classic Tom Bailey, or as he's fondly known as on these threads, Baildog


Lopsided_Warning_

Still a disgusting nickname to give yourself. Or to have in general.


boggerz93

Classic Baildog


JokesFromTheCrease

Tom Bailey hates Jimmy Anderson. Pass it on.


old_chelmsfordian

Jimmy's gonna get 10 in a day isn't he


TrollerThomas

Fuck off bailey


_rickjames

50 up for Jamie Smith He is very good imo


VisRock

Booooooo@ Tom Bailey


Merovech_II

Fun fact: Leus Du Plooy has played 22 more FC games then Max Holden In those games he's scored 3000 more FC runs


Idontlikethisstuff

Jimmy good


old_chelmsfordian

Snaterrrr


dj4y_94

If Jimmy keeps playing for Lancashire then something tells me there will be a lot of County batsmen out there wanting Key's blood. "I already only average 31 in County, leave me alone FFS."


JokesFromTheCrease

Starmer’s first order of business: Fire Key


Merovech_II

Preferably out of a cannon


old_chelmsfordian

Into the sun


VisRock

[btw Jimmy is only 41 and 338 days](https://i.redd.it/bg0ar2w9bn741.jpg) not 42


Mission-Apricot2986

Sorry, off to hang myself with a dog leash rn


VisRock

Keysey has plenty of spares in his garage


Mission-Apricot2986

Sometimes with older players they are picked on reputation, or have stuck around because their team is going through a rough period. Late ponting when his eyes had gone for example or southee more recently. Anderson legitimately still is the best england bowler. Ignore the fact he's 42. He's just one of the rare players who will keep going until he decides he can't contribute. I understand the idea of bringing in new players but sometimes, just sometimes when you have an absolute worldie let them decide


puncheonjudy

I really hope he carries on for Lancs regardless of the England retirement. He quite clearly still has the skill and he's a natural born competitor.


Mission-Apricot2986

T20 mercenary arc when


Harlastan

The ground is bone dry at the Oval yet we’ve had barely any play. At no stage has it been raining heavily enough to stop play imo but what do I know. Since when has it been policy to go off after feeling a raindrop? Somehow it must be Surrey’s fault


Wigglebot23

I'm going to the T20 match on Friday, my first cricket match in person, I certainly hope it's not rained out but the forecast isn't great


BraveRevolution

Totally agree, I’ve seen whole days played with these conditions


VisRock

Their covers probably have sponsors and need some exposure


Harlastan

They’re actually blank, the most interesting thing to look at is the rope buggy going round the boundary. Feel like an F1 fan


Merovech_II

Surely given the state of the game, rain is good for you?


Harlastan

Travelled three hours to watch cricket not ground staff, and don’t call me Shirley


Wigglebot23

I certainly hope I didn't travel 20 hours to see Friday's T20 get rained out (though the travel wasn't exclusively or primarily for that)


Merovech_II

Obviously it's all a trick to make you buy more £8 pints at the bar


ParanoidEngi

I still think that Balderson is a rude nickname for Jimmy and get confused when I see them both on the same scorecard


ec429_

Whereas I grew up near Newark, so get confused every time I see Balderton not being in Notts.


JokesFromTheCrease

Is this the leanest/thinnest we have seen of Stokesy?


Boorish_Bear

Sussex looking good for promotion this season, another great result given they were put in to bat on a green seamer.  Simpson has been a brilliant signing and they've made good use of overseas signings to replace Pujara and Seales effectively. Sean Hunt has been a brilliant emerging talent too.  Haines, Pujara(?), Alsop and Coles is a decent top order but they could do with a specialist opener for next season if they want to push on. The loss of Ali Orr still bites deep...  Thoughts on their chances in Div One? Probably likely to go straight back down looking at the other teams up there. 


Nemasirex

Our Seam bowling depth is absolutely wafer thin. We're unlikely to be allowed Jofra in the CC even if he's fit and if one of our current 3 goes injured we don't have much in the 2s to bring through. Brad Currie and that's about it. We're a bit better for batsmen but yes, still a massive shame Orr went.


Boorish_Bear

Agreed, we need to sign a seamer. Hunt looks very promising but can't be relied upon to be consistent next season. Robinson might be called back up to England. McAndew is excellent but best as a first change and no guarantee he will be available next year.  That would leave us with Karvelas, Currie, FHP and Crocombe which is a seam attack that would strike fear into the hearts of nobody.


Merovech_II

>Simpson has been a brilliant signing 😢😢


Boorish_Bear

I had no idea he was this good quite honestly. I knew he was a solid bat and decent gloveman but he's been outstanding.  Was he a late bloomer at Middlesex or has he just gone under the radar for most of his career? 


Southportdc

My brain doesn't know how to process Lyon in a Lancashire shirt chatting nicely with Jimmy. He's the enemy.


_rickjames

Some proper /r/agedlikemilk stuff when you see Jimmy still being the best and being essentially forced to retire


Nemasirex

Obligatory shout-out to William Williams parents for having little imagination when naming him.


VisRock

I like to think the birth registrar's keyboard broke after entering the surname and the parents couldn't be bothered coming back another day.


Fortunalux

Massive fuckin lol at Jimmy's figures. This guy is so washed


Nemasirex

Some comedy gold for McAndrews second wicket of the spell. https://x.com/SussexCCC/status/1808104721086824953


ParanoidEngi

Felt bad for Weatherall but it was very funny


Southportdc

Went down yesterday. Got to meet Jimmy very briefly at least.


Hoobleton

What is happening with Derbs? Obviously it’s not a minefield, so I really expected more from them second innings. 


Merovech_II

I remember when Stokes retired from ODIs...for the first time


VisRock

Siri, in UK law can my employer force me to retire?


JokesFromTheCrease

Boomer man gives a massive drubbing to the Zoomers. More at 8.


SpottedDicknCustard

Gorgeous delivery from Stokes to get Jones. https://x.com/DurhamCricket/status/1808106000815140884


old_chelmsfordian

Someone get that on r/deathrattleporn


Harlastan

When he gets it right he can swing it round corners


Nark_Narkins

Oh that is sexy. He's realised that by helping the dog botherer get rid of our greatest ever bowler (YMMV based on Age/Contrariness) he's gonna have to be the senior bowler this summer.


NiallH22

Absolutely no way Jimmy is retiring altogether when he’s looking this fit, sharpe and bowling with pace and bounce. He’ll take your little mentorship job Robert, he’ll smile and say thank you and then spend the summer wiping out our batting line up in the nets and “accidentally” chucking the ball in the direction of your head whenever you walk by… Then he’ll head back to Lancs and decimate some champo kids in September just to ram home his dominance. Back in the test side for Pakistan.


VisRock

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tommypopz

Rather dramatic way to get to 100. Anyway get in there Abbas


PeterG92

Would love some wickets


BraveRevolution

I’d just prefer some play to be honest at this rate


PeterG92

With the current match situation I'd take a draw


Spudeh

Also, great to see Leaning back and scoring (unlike the rest of our batting line up).


Spudeh

Jimmy streak over? Clearly washed.


Nemasirex

On a serious note our Jimmy is 100% getting a knighthood in the next honours list isn't he?


PerkyMcPerkface

Sunak will announce it tomorrow in a last ditch effort


MindTheBees

How would he know who he is, he doesn't have Sky


PerkyMcPerkface

Knighthood for services to presenting The Hundred on BBC


ParanoidEngi

Northants' number 11 is either hanging like a dog or he's got a stomach bug, he's walking out like Lyon at Lord's


dj4y_94

Can't believe we're forcing this guy to retire. Yeah he's not going to play in the Ashes but so long as he's good enough to take wickets until then who gives a shit.


JokesFromTheCrease

Bold of you to assume he won’t be good enough for next ashes


JokesFromTheCrease

Key must go and take his ageist nonsense with him.


VisRock

7/19 is currently Jimmy's FC best btw


VisRock

That included a Creepy Duck (that's not Donald in ghost form) https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/county-championship-2021-1244186/lancashire-vs-kent-group-3-1244288/full-scorecard


Nemasirex

It would be more unusual if there wasn't a creepy duck in the CC


samgoody2303

10 overs, 7-19 in 2021 10 overs, 6-19 in 2024 Clearly past it and should retire


samgoody2303

Age is a protected characteristic under the Equality Act of 2010. Just saying…


JokesFromTheCrease

How’s Stokes feeling about this county player Jimmy? Definitely worth a look in, I reckon.


2munkey2momo

Come on Jim!! Who was the last bowler to get a 10-fer in county? All I can think of is Otis Gibson years ago.


TastelessPylon

I know you all love Jimmy but you have to face facts, he just can't go at 43 an over like the young guys.


Ghostly_100

Williams knows if he takes a wicket to rob Jimmy of his 10fer he’s getting deported to slough


Doc8176

This Anderson spell really makes me wonder how someone like Cummins or Hazlewood would go in county cricket.


VisRock

When's the last time we had an active Aussie quick in CC?


Ruvio00

Siddle maybe?


Doc8176

Neser and Boland I think.


VisRock

Ah forgot about Boland


Favanu

Neser has been in squads, right?


VisRock

Aye


fripez256

Scenes when the net bowler for England will be the best bowler the fans can see this summer


Nark_Narkins

Lads this kind of deference to the old is not what Shit Blokes CCC should stand for. Though this level of batting is very par for the course...


Nemasirex

Rob Keys gonna have Jimmy's legs broken at lunch at this rate.


VisRock

6 wickets in 6 consecutive overs Jimmy? 6? That's insane.


tommypopz

Jesus Jimmy


Ghostly_100

Make that six


ExpFidPlay

It's an absolute fucking joke. Anderson is as fit as a fiddle, there is no evidence whatsoever that he won't make it to Australia next year. The rule book on longevity in sport is being rewritten. Federer, Nadal and Djokovic all won GS after the age of 35. Tom Brady played very respectably in the NFL into his mid-40s, and was MVP in the Superbowl aged 42. Ronnie O' Sullivan is still the best snooker player in the world in his late forties. I have absolutely no doubt that Anderson will be worth his place in the England team 12 months from now. I think it is embarrassing and semi-disgraceful that he has not only been retired against his will, but also forced to pretend publicly that he agrees with the decision and wants to retire. The guy is still easily the best bowler in England. Easily. His figures today are no surprise to anyone. This is a monumentally stupid decision.


Hoobleton

It’s tremendously sad to see a giant of the English game be retired seemingly against his will when he’s got so much left to give to the team and sport. 


artvandelay1980

He does look in great physical condition. He’s bowled with pace and bounce today. Who gives a fuck if he won’t be effective in Australia. Play him in the UK while he’s still able to perform at this level. It’s not like anyone else is knocking down the door.


Harlastan

>It’s not like anyone else is knocking down the door Cook has the best bowling average in div 1 ever, min. 60 wickets


ExpFidPlay

As I said, we're going to see more participants across all sports changing the rules of longevity because we know more about biology, anatomy, nutrition, sports science, etc. If Anderson's body was knackered, he couldn't have bowled by far the most overs of any English seamer in India. He has easily got another 18 months in his body.


Nemasirex

I think winning the Ashes in Australia is the ECB's white whale and they'll do whatever they can to win it. Including playing all their young seamers in home conditions when you could just get Jimmy to demolish a team


Merovech_II

He'll be better than the blokes they've picked "because they'll be good in Australia"


Merovech_II

Rob Key saying he was super keen to stay on as a consultant did make me laugh


justheretoupvote17

Jimmy ❤️🤩😍


VisRock

Beneficial Microscope doing Microscope things once again. England call up when? (Yes I know this will be confusing to new readers).


Favanu

Are these new readers in the room with us right now? I remember there being a brief period during COVID where the Champo was the only cricket being streamed anywhere in the world for about two weeks. We had a sudden massive influx of very confused Indians asking why everyone was pledging allegiance to Haseeb Hameed and wondering what a Darren Stevens was. Fun times.


at_thomas1

Is that Benedictine Monkophone, abbot of Grace Road?


VisRock

🙏


madglover

This Jimmy Anderson lad looks decent, think he could do a good job


Benny4318

This is getting silly now


fripez256

At what stage do we have to say the selectors have made a mistake and right their wrongs?


warp-factor

I said it at the time.


Benny4318

2 months ago


fripez256

I think it is partially because I’ve not fully accepted he’s going yet, but surely we have to accept he is still our best bowler


Nemasirex

In England it's not even close. Still don't know why we can't at least give him the whole series and then go from there.


LordDusty

Classic disappointing Somerset innings. Nothing from the opening partnership. 50s but no hundreds, middle order collapse, poor start to the new day. Awful game so far especially after moments of promise in both innings


internetwanderer2

Do think we're reaching a stage where questions have to be asked about Hurry & Kerr. They've been unable to resolve the opening partnership issue in the years since they've been in charge, and our inability to bat big. And now it looks like we've got the bowling selection and recruitment wrong too.