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Tammmmi

As a lesbian, I’m straight now.


cronixi4

As a straight man, I’m gay now.


vagossimao

As a gay lesbian I'm man now


TheRealFutaFutaTrump

As a gay straight man who is also a woman I do not know what to do.


Stidda

I have no idea what I am


TheRealFutaFutaTrump

I'll protect you from whatever you are.


RandomGamer374

Even if iam a Apache Attack Helicopter?


TheRealFutaFutaTrump

Solidarity!


Enamored22

I am groot


OLassics

I'm a mechanic


Key-Faithlessness968

I am unemployed.


[deleted]

I'm a rooster illusion.


LORD__GONZ

It's fluid. You good.


memento22mori

As a deeply closeted homosexual man my views on sexuality remain unchanged.


Hour-Regret9531

Thought the messy cutaway ending was funny, but this is funnier


Frosty_Stage_1464

As gay I don’t straight not know as as what to woman what to hello is this still available


No-Professional-1461

I’m Hurbert Moons!


thebungahero

As a human man I’m lamp now.


SpideyBD

I love lamp!


daleDentin23

True'er words don't exist


Slikrain

I actually loled


screedor

What!? Vanilla Ice in female form owning you isn't a turn on?


Tammmmi

*deletes Ice Ice Baby from Spotify playlist*


Hashichan

This made me lol


ValentinNYC

As a blood, I’m crip now


Tammmmi

This has me crying because it took me a minute at first


Reacharoundsally

Are “lipstick studs” a thing?


ninjamaster616

No it's a Child Justin Bieber Lesbian and I have no idea why they do this.


JawnStaymoose

Not sure if you’re being serious or trolling, but I hope Child Justin Bieber Lesbian is a real thing. This post certainly lends credibility to the claim.


Yeahuheardme

i am now gay in whatever way excludes this person


Difficult-Survey8384

As an avid lover of butches, my entire worldview is crumbling around me right now as I stare out the window & the intro to Dido’s “Thank You” plays softly in the background.


Orestes22

I read "Dido's" as dildos


Difficult-Survey8384

I would also like to say thank you to dildos, to be fair.


TastesLikeTerror

LMFAO. Same though. She's pretty and all but damn.


Sikumaini

Loool thanks for the laugh


Turbulent_City_8693

As a straight man, i was the epitome of lesbianism,but then .......i let that one sink in


velkrosmaak

As a human, I'm suicided now.


Truckules_Heel

“Babe, I *had* to beat the shit out of you! To *protect* you!”


MrMcBeefCock

"...from *me*."


jumpyjumpjumpsters

*faint boss music*


Sexyshark15

*“Babe, if I beat you up first, they won’t get the chance to”*


Odd_Yogurt_8786

Must have been an older sister.


ChonnyJash_

wait wait wait, let her cook...


Nicadeemus39

Justine Bieber


thecheekymonkey

Just a lesbian


I-Wumbo_U-Wumbo

I thought Justin Bieber was already a lesbian


Hashichan

I thought he was Canadian?


themeatstaco

lol great vine


IIKnoxxII

Damn Femcels are real


The_Jobholder

female fuck boy


wad11656

Yeah definitely more this than "femcel"... I think you could use the lesbian slang "stud" to describe a lesbian fuckboy


JuanezSanchez

FEMCELS 💀


KitticusCatticus

*Vocabulary updated*


_-UndeFined-_

Femcels are just the female variant of incels right?


LORD__GONZ

I'm dying to know the statistics of this person's relentless quest for some tail. Like, are all these videos (I think I've seen about 6 different ones by now) actually working and *THAT'S* why they keep posting these?? Or do they think that they need to pump out even more videos until they eventually see results?


BigChief302

What ever happened to hiking boots and flannel, gen z butch looks like a middle school boy


violetbaudeliar

With what looks like a full face of makeup? I've seen her other videos and she wears huge flase lashes and everything. I mean.. to each their own. It's just odd to me lol


Str0ngTr33

Why would you want a partner that looks like a middle school boy? I don't want to judge. To each their own. Psychographics aren't destiny. But I am clutching my 10 yr old that gets called "young lady" by strangers for his hair rn and I DONT KNOW WHY. Maybe the music got me.


edgygothteen69

Boomers: "back in my day, men liked women and women liked men" Millennials: "back in my day, lesbians wore flannel and hiking boots" Gen Z: "back in my day, humans were humans and cats were cats"


morbidlyabeast3331

If this is Gen Z butch they literally just stole wigger fashion


Tmart98

This can’t be gen z. She’s at least 34


abysmal-mess

Calling a person a valuable thing that you have


ChonnyJash_

I do love to objectify my girlfriend


corybobory

You’re my MVT


edgygothteen69

most valuable transsexual?


Most-Inflation-1022

Fuccboi lesbians are a thing?


Honest_Bee103

100%


TastesLikeTerror

Oh absolutely they are.


merken0

Femcels 💀


anonmymouse

Always have been...


OATS95

HEY MAMAS


LittlestHoboSpider

r/TikTokButches


Noxiya

Upvoted to 69 😎


_-UndeFined-_

Yes, unfortunately. They are absolutely terrifying and will break your heart worse than any kind of male fuckboy could ever wish to lmaoo


SoupGod_

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


TurkeySandMitch

Girl named Kyle


romayyne

![gif](giphy|vghskRXiOFUCkVAp3D|downsized)


pirateneet

What the hell is even that


ForSucksFake

Daddy, chill.


ScheduleJolly2324

Why is it that a lot studs think that this is how most dudes act? They pick the DOUCHIEST and cringiest qualities of guys and then emulate it. Like, really? You went with rich white Chad beiber cut with a 2005 tony hawk fit and a lifted jeep? Why not just dave in IT or Carl in accounting?


Ok_Witness6780

Meanwhile, all the m2f trans look like librarians and shit


Mister_Hamburger

Carl from accounting can hit me up on the down-low 🤙


Necessary-Weekend194

This always looks good when you barely sync to it, keep the exact same face through it all, and the end of it is you moving the camera to end the video


Shbloble

I own you! Here, you can wear one of my necklaces to prove I own you. Now hop in the back of mommy's jeep, and sit in the back, need to protect you and keep you safe. Double seat belts. Let that sink in!


MissionVegetable568

when did Bieber came out as trans?


ShingyMo

Oh watch out, we have a little poet over here.


KingOfAllThatFucks

Oh no


PackageMerchant

Who are these for lmao


I-p33-in-the-shower

Thirsty, thirsty gurls.


mapplejax

![gif](giphy|ISAHN6dnrJHry)


32233128Merovingian

That lingering forced grin at the end ![gif](giphy|AuGnnCAD0pHygTSdHt|downsized)


go0rty

Seems like a nice bloke.


KippySmith

How much you wanna bet this person is abusive?


Vegetable_Act_5415

Protecting you from mid sized butterflies, a light breeze and maybe the odd water balloon. Everything else you are pretty much on your own.


IllegalIranianYogurt

These android robots are getting more realistic


Stamptron5000

Wait there is fuckboy alola versions now?


Pure-Pessimism

Of course they drive a jeep. Haha


Vanillabean322

I just felt all my gayness drain out of my body


killer4snake

Oh gawd


LateAd3986

*chills*


MarthaMacGuyver

Can't even afford 5 new tires for the Jeep. How you gonna protect your woman if you can't even afford to buy her coffee?


exitaur22

Ohhh nice some real cringe again!


LIBERAL-MORON

This is how abusers think about stuff.


urscndmom

Does her face look fake to anyone else


Coco_40

Wait this isn’t a skit or whatever the right term is? I thought this was just some mom making fun of her son or something, cause that’s the only thing this gives off. Also Justin Bieber, a lot of that too.


spectralTopology

wink wink


VFX_Reckoning

Pshshsh, that’s what all the pimps say…


kaanapalikid

What ever happened to the page ‘lesbians that look like Justin bieber’


AtkinsCatkins

I think we all know that the thing that any potential "partner" needs protecting from most, is her!


Codabonkypants

Most feminine bro shit I’ve heard all year.


SoupieLC

Whatever you say little Timmy


Broad_Exchange2372

being controlling, and having jealousy ? Thats weak. Frgt sinking ships, Protect yourself girl boy . 🤦‍♂️ 💀


Broad_Exchange2372

As a straight man . I’m straighter


Vikrambo87

Justine Beaver


thempw85

She really thinks she has a penis


jumpyjumpjumpsters

She looked so awkward at the end 😭


Ok_Witness6780

She looks like a 14-year old boy. You know, the one who was an only child who had all the latest videogames and shit?


OkUniversity1861

Lesbians are hilarious


Mundane-Pen-7105

Was sick in my mouth abit


CrazyAgitated2006

An 80mph slam into the center divider into 10 barrel rolls with those bald ass front tires won’t keep her very safe now will it.


BlackEyeSky

Butch lesbians like this are always cringe, and they ALWAYS act like this lol


ImpressiveLog756

I love lesbians ok, but I CANT STAND WHEN THEY GO FOR THIS “LOOK” it’s like Bieber when he was 19 and the industry was trying to make him look “hard” or something … we don’t really dress like this girls (do we)? Do they?


Frosty_Stage_1464

It’s always the older ones who look like Justin Bieber from 2013 doing this cringe shit


Few_Maximum_866

Was the V8 on the background necessary? 😭 she's kinda hot ngl.


big_flirty_machine

I have so many questions


ubtmo

Does DSM have a classification for this one?


pupbuck1

It's sweet but so cringy at the same time


HAZEUS95666

I’m glad we’ve all been victimized by her


SnoochieBooches60

Female fuck bois are comedy gold


MrCoolAidGuy

Holy shit it’s gender bent justin Bieber


Difficult-Survey8384

I have a soft spot for butches since I’m personally biased to find them attractive but girl wtf is this 😭 Please protect me from you ever behaving like this in front of my eyes again. That’s all the security I need from you I’m begging.


DoonPlatoon84

I could beat him up. Promise.


SpaceSick

Big time 14 year old white suburban boy energy.


ETromp

Why are they always playbacking? Why can't they just talk?


carnage4907

Insanely cringe


Main-Disaster-2639

Is that a women or old Bieber?


octopus6942069

Justin Bieber looks rough


michael14375

Thanks Demi Lovato


derp________

What the fuck is even that?


StahpItEyeLykIt

Whoops I thought that was a 14yr old with fake tattoos


L3W00-CLAN

First time watching Justin Biebers proposal video


Mythical-Ree

Erm...


Kiuwu666

A post so cringe, I wanted to downvote this post for violating my eyes and ears


Low-Unit-3085

Justin Berber looks like a straight up stalker all possessive and what nots lol


Only-Coast8572

Sexual orientation aside, what is that thing?!


BigBlackCoolguy

Justin Bieber fell off


Popular-Name-6051

Does it play travel ball?


CaptainManlyMcMan

“Thing”


anonmymouse

Sad thing is.. she's actually kind of attractive under all that bullshit, but no one will ever know


ComicalChinchilla

Literally what I was thinking when I seen her the first time, I thought “this has to be satire.” Like just too pretty be acting a damn fool like that 😭


Irksomethings

I wonder if she’s a lesbian?


Mabelmudge

Where can I see more of this lady please? She is \*chefs kiss \* cringe


MrdevilNdisguise

It’s so Crazy the shit ppl post nowadays and they think it’s cool.


PoppaDaClutch

I swear I thought when she winked her eye lids got stuck together and wasn’t gonna open back up all the way.


Architechtory

Wait, but this is satire...


ComicalChinchilla

No… unfortunately it is not.


ego_tripped

Somewhere, a bear is seeking shelter with a man...


TOBoy66

Her face looks like one of those 1950s dummies like Charlie McCarthy


morbidlyabeast3331

Me talking to my Sony MDR1AM2 wired headphones


POS_Troll

God I wish she could protect and provide for me ❤


Oldrocket

She looks like she's holding in a dookie at the end


xokaytuhlin

Why do they look like they’re made of wax?


Octicactopipodes

Wtf is that!?!?


zxGrizz

Meg Griffin


Creativefingers635

Gag


SmokeDogSix

That MF needs some new tires, bro


skydiversiscoll

Literally looks like Justin Bieber if he was a lesbian. The line too, sound like something teenage Bieber would say.


faroutoutdoors

if we date I need you to know that I'm not gonna allow you to open a bag of microwave popcorn because I think the steam might burn your eyes, but because I want to sniff the hot buttery vapours. Let that one sink in.


Suspicious-End5369

Leave biebs alone. We were all awkward as teens


zackthebutcrack

I'm all for whatever the hell your sexual orientation is...but that was gay as fuck lol


greeziepeezie

Why is Justin doing this


Tellmewhattoput

The studs are confused these days


Phil_Meinup

Justina Beaver


cornholio2991

Feminem


AccomplishedJump3428

Ok so I’m pretty fucking gay….and I think I’m just a sexual now after seeing that


Kybubusan

![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN)


REAL_ILLCAPONE

Why aren’t you inmy life, ur perfect, but being from Scotland, we could have issues. But nothing is impossible. See this I’ll send you my social.


saruin

I was immediately sunk with second hand embarrassment.


Amongussy02

So funny. Bro still refers to “his girl” as a thing. The fuck is blud on?


PristineHat5583

Idc, this changed my life


PermanentInscription

How about nah


PursuitOfHirsute

Is this not satire from a straight woman?


armandyt420

Did Jordan Barret fuck with Justin Bieber????


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

I thought Biebs was married? Why's he flirting with me? 


Exact_Wolf_4992

i was expecting her to get hit by a car


TierellM

WTF


IanCBoss

Geez, lady, save some pussy for the rest of us


CaliSignGuy

Thanks bro


monstargaryen

I don’t have the mental fortitude to subscribe to this sub, I want to hide under my covers out of secondhand embarrassment


FuckIshitreal

Wait, what did they say!? I'm still trying to figure out what they are?! Shemale?


thisaccountisdmb

… are Lesbians okay? Has anyone checked on them recently?


dissidentaggressor6

A woman trying to act in the way she thinks men act...but not all men act that way...only the douchy ones.


[deleted]

When they grab the phone at the end always cracks me up 😂


PhilipMD85

Why do gay people men and women feel the need to change their appearance? Why can’t they just be a woman who likes women or a man who likes men without dressing up for the role ?


Civil-Swordfish2898

Justin Bieber transitioned?


Rooster516

"Why Are You Gay"