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JustAlexJames03

Somewhere, someone…. Bought BTC at 69K Sold BTC at 18K RIP to this poor soul. Your watch has ended. 😔


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ETH is never going below 1000 again. And if it does someday then I never said this.


whitehypeman

I wanna be in the screenshot for this legendary post


Odlavso

You made it in to history. https://explorer.perawallet.app/assets/820767334/


fan_of_hakiksexydays

Looking at what happened in 2018, I'm starting to think that $30K is gonna be game over for the bear market...if we get there. Even if it only briefly hits $30K and drops back. As long as there is volume. In 2018 that turning point was at $6K. The very price it crabbed on for months, then eventually crashed from and into the final bottom. Just like we did from $30K. When the price returned to $6K on decent volume, it was over for the bear market. After that it went to $13K. Then it was in a state of limbo, mostly between $7K and $11K for several months (with a brief covid crash). Not really in a full bull market yet, but no longer in a bear market. If we follow the same pattern. We could breakout above $30K, then be stuck between something like $35K and $55K for several months.


x_lincoln_x

Instructions clear: BTC will hit 100K before EoY


Bwizz6

Who didn't sell a dime between December and now and is on the edge of their seat like a little kid watching this shit lol


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The_Cybermonkey

Steady on. Leave some sats for the rest of us !


Severe-Turn1604

Cant fomo if you ain't got that cash! Hurray for being broke...


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I dont want to trust this pump 1 bit or has there been good news?


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

The news is we're in a recession so now we moon. Don't question it, just enjoy the ride.


RealVoldemort

I guess all we needed was a recession


JakesThoughts1

I grabbed a whole Eth at $1,015 back in June, been my juiciest buy this year so far, sticks included


BortlesChortles

One of my prouder moments was buying it at $924…but then I also bought one at $4k so 🤷‍♂️ Just DCA-ing now


TarkovReddit0r

At the end of the week the FED and stock market basically said: Yea economy is fucked but let’s see what happens if we act like it isn’t for 3-4 months lol


Bwizz6

Im starting to realize how much money i will make if we get back to previous market ATH and im a bit concerned for my goldfish Jonathan. It's getting me quite down actually. How's daddy supposed to take care of you if he's in Ibiza banging Katy Perry on a 52' yacht little buddy ?


Phil_Bawlins

Just take him with


peeorpoo

Looks like the market is unsure how to react. On one hand, we are in a technical recession, on the other hand, the contraction is not as bad as the first quarter.


cj-tb

Yeah I was thinking the same thing when I saw the numbers and then saw the whole two quarters of negative growth = recession like ohhh when you put it like that not great


abamg44

Took ETC profits at $33.50 today, pleased with myself that I've become a smarter, tougher investor after some hard lessons the past year and a half. Immediately rockets to $41 🙃


noobzp

I don't even want to be mega rich. I just want to dine out without looking at the price, pay back all my loans, own a house, get to choose whatever job I want to do without worrying about money, and travel at least once a year. No lambo no problemo.


RealMichaelSaylor

In today's economy that's considered rich


PillarOfJustice

So... you do want to be mega rich? Lol


simmol

That is a millionaire lifestyle these days.


TarkovReddit0r

Within one hour: Apple down -1% / NASDAQ down -1% / META down -8.2% / AMAZON -1.7% / PAYAPL -2.5% Recession: confirmed Gdp: worse then expected Some people in here: this is good for crypto! It’s priced in! ![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|rekt)


kthebakerman

Raise a hand if you ignored the FUD and bought sub $1k ETH 🤚


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Dwaas_Bjaas

I have changed my profession to Permabull


LiveDirtyEatClean

The market reaction is pretty bizarre lol


shakingspheres

I'm finally getting scammers in my DM's. Confirmed whale.


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FreePrinciple270

What do you think about the current market conditions?


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare your anus for a potential 28k shrek dildo.


nthgen

I don't trust this pump. I will just hodl.


Yegpetphoto

So brave. I'm also hanging back right now, dry powder intact. ✊


FreePrinciple270

I know it's a meme round here but I actually did "buy the dip" a few days ago and made profit! Moon faucet open, first 10 people to reply get 10 moons each ![gif](emote|moon_emote|moon) Edit: And done!


yachtsandthots

Go ETH you beautiful bastard


Pma2kdota

i miss the days when +16% was just a casual wednesday


mygallows

ETH is absolutely killing it today!


TarkovReddit0r

Recession hits, inflation rises, people can’t afford housing, food, gas and lose their jobs But yea surely they’ll keep buying iPhones, New PCs and crypto And surely institutions pick crypto over discounted blue chips ![gif](giphy|Zrxs6nl12WgmL3ZTHm)


I-LUV-CUPCAKES-AND-U

I was having an urge to fomo into the recent pump (I was about to invest my emergency savings) But then I hit post nut clarity & it stopped me from putting my savings in.


ersleid

That red candle was building up the courage to go out but then all the bulls started screaming at him saying "No recession here, only pumps gtfo" and so he just ran away quickly 😢


cj-tb

Alright we're in a recession officially GDP lower than expectations Party time, can we pump now?


CapSignificant1078

My $50 ETH purchase yesterday is now $53, gonna take the profit and buy myself a soda at the gas station. Reward yourself friends.


Odlavso

sells $3.00 worth of eth, cost $2.50 in fees $0.50 profit


RealVoldemort

God can see you FOMOing in.


Machete521

I do not understand these markets anymore.


RedPhaedrus5

And my dumb ass wanted to wait for the dip two days ago. 🤷‍♂️


atoothlessfairy

Inject MATIC into my veins


DamnMyAPGoinCrazy

*ETH up 14% this week* Boss: why were you late? Me: watch your mouth


AJoyfulProcess

Celsius has the most secure platform! I just got an email from them saying that there was a leak of celsius user emails...logged in just to make sure all my coins are still there...yup, no scammers are ever going to be able to make off with my coins on there....so completely secure! :)


TarkovReddit0r

The last 2 weeks felt crazy yet it’s so small on the weekly charts


The-Alcoholic-Seal

FYI: CoinBase has a new earn activity for $3 in Galaxy token. Answers: 1/ The community 2/ buying or selling NFTs 3/ Staking


Comfortable_Pin_166

I'm finally green after my initial investment last May 😤🚀


Machete521

Whatever happens tomorrow I just wanted to let you know its been an honor HODLing with you o7


No_No_No_____

Do you guys support cryptocurrencies being used as legal tender or are you guys in it for the money?


DBRiMatt

> Do you guys support cryptocurrencies being used as legal tender Yes, if cryptocurrency is a convenient, cheap, secure form of tender, then I don't see why I wouldn't consider it. I already use internet banking for many services in addition to card/cash if in person. I wouldn't use crypto to buy the loaf of bread at the supermarket, but, say, a new car, a lounge suite, a bed, a fridge/freezer, those purchases we already pay for online, why not with crypto? >or are you guys in it for the money? Also yes.


Nows_a_good_time

In it for it becoming the money


Eaterofjazzguitars

My portfolio is slowly creeping its way back into the green


KappaKeepo5

should i buy ETH with my monthly money now or wait til end of august to buy it 2x? your honest opinion please.


darkwavee

Sold atom right before pump. My luck


FutureHndrxx123

Take profits before gdp or not 🤔🤔🤔🤔


RealVoldemort

So, anyway, I started pumping


TomSurman

OK, so the market immediately dumped on GDP news, and then popped right back up again. Totally normal.


piggleii

They could announce that the world is ending tomorrow and prices would still pump.


CryptoDad2100

Man I was gonna buy the dip and woke up to a pump. They don't want us to win


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

All you had to do was buy the bottom last month!


GodDoesntExistZ

Why are we crabbing just go down already. Hopium is one hell of a drug.


RealMichaelSaylor

I'm shorting stuff so if I was you guys I'd go long. Free money since I can't seem to get anything right


Blex98

I am getting so much FOMO right now, ngl staying in cash is just painful at this moment. High interests rates, high inflation, a recession and everything is still pumping.... just how???


Hunter-major

I feel like we are rocking back and forth on the edge of a cliff.


Dwaas_Bjaas

Its dumping in the opposite direction!!!! 😂


Odlavso

Ethereum up 11% - 7day Ethereum classic up 50% - 7day bitcoin up 3% - 7day bitcoin cash up 20% - 7day this world doesn't make sense anymore.


brownMY

Watching livestream people going short against the trend and got liquidated


Jack-sprAt1212

Oh we’re in a recession?? Bullliiissshhhhh!!!!!!


Environmental-Wear76

Don't fomo, don't fomo Dave... Just stick to the plan. Pay off the rest of your credit card. Then start buying!! But for christ sake don't fomo 😅😅


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

Bears in absolute disbelief 🫢


RealVoldemort

$611M shorts liquidated in the last 24h. $178M in the last hour alone


RealVoldemort

According to my calculator thats alot of money


Colonypath

Y’all are taking profits now right? Right..? - Anakin meme


timevalueofmoonbits

I love crypto, it's so unpredictable. Smart and dumb people, make and lose money together ❤️.


RealVoldemort

Having a pump without bull gifs is just not the same..


Odlavso

Here you go friend. ![gif](giphy|gfDkToP253vWQMcnQy)


vengazas

ETH at 1.7k already? damn


AbsoIution

Have any of you checked the Polkadot Wikipedia entry recently? "Richard Paten, a hugely regarded advocate of dot,along with being high up as a polkadot cult member, tried to trick everyone that DOT was going to 100 USD by the end of 2022. With the failure of the “parachain protocol”, and the fact that nobody in the world understands how it works, DOT now sits at up 6USD causing investors major losses and crypto suicides to hit a high. [2]" Lol wtf


Fuhh-Q

*Bulls*, Beets, Battlestar Galactica


InternetStrang3r

My understanding is that any bad news = pump so I’m deffo going 100x long If the US announces a recession and the EU says they’re donating all their money to a donkey sanctuary


markcorrigans_boiler

I had steak tonight. I'm going to have steak tomorrow. Here we gooooooo


MaxSmart1981

that little pullback was such a hilarious bear tease


Davinter30

Hi, my name is Dave, and I have a gambling problem.


nicog67

A recession but it identifies as a bull market. Its 2022 guys, respect it 💅


bvrgvndy

This market reaction to increased interest rates shows I don't know shit about fuck whilst sitting on my cash pile to buy a non existent dip. The priced in crew win this time.


Spiderman8291

Just wait until recession is confirmed


bvrgvndy

Going on with this theme, ETH to 2k on recession announcement


MaeronTargaryen

Just be offered a permanent position at work! I was basically being promoted just for the summer season but now it’ll be whole year long! Pay raise from November to go with it too! Juicy DCAs incoming!


Complex-Ad2035

shorters putting their clown mask right now


Yegpetphoto

Glad I microdosed today, the Moons faucet had me correctly identifying horses made of clouds to get 0.069999999999 Moons.


x_lincoln_x

Lots of green candles, no buttcoiners around, some good discussions in daily, and it rained a lot where I live. Today was a good day.


PrinceZero1994

Will I get a custom flair if I buy membership?


DBRiMatt

Nope, the flair system is seperate https://np.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/d7wqmq/update_to_the_user_flair_system/


Odlavso

Can somebody tell me what isn't priced in?


shakingspheres

Your mom as she charges by the pound but she keeps growing.


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Woke up expecting for all of yesterday’s gains to be gone. Pleasantly surprised.


HisCromulency

Today we learned that bulls fuck bears.


RealVoldemort

That's the biggest green dildo i have ever seen


Micksar

“They” were wrong about the top… why would “they” be right about the bottom?


Schnitzelgruben

Woke up this morning like "Surely it's dumped again by now".


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RedPhaedrus5

Sweet baby gee-gee, the percent that I am net down is decreasing 🥹


gilmeye

And that's why you should DCA. Everybody was waiting for 14k BTC.


Stormwingx

It feels great to recoup some unrealized losses.


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

\#1000x is trending on Twitter. hmm, bull market resumed?


Odlavso

this pump hit so hard that LUNA Classic holders are already predicting $1.00 by end of the month


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Anybody else think it's crazy that you can earn a Venezuelan average salary by shitposting on this subreddit? Tell me something's not wonky is going on here.


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

How am I up $1500 since this morning? Can we get more recessions soon? This is great.


AbsoIution

Just bought a bit of ETH to make a red candle spawn.


Lonely_Green_1195

The "do the opposite of what common sense would dictate" strategy hasn't failed me yet. Recession, you say? To the fucking moon!


Wilder54321

I swear I read a comment here yesterday along the lines of “is my ETH short safe, it can’t go to $1725?” Uhh… We need a follow up whoever this was!


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Don't worry about red candles, we'll just redefine what a dump/crash/bear market is when it happens, problem solved 👍


MichaelAischmann

Ether climbed 80% in 40 days. WOW


ElPatitoNegro

Didn't think I would say that tonight, but damn that green dildo is hot 🔥


Odlavso

This crypto market is to volatile for me at the moment, taking this week's DCA amount and buying myself Mega Millions lottery tickets. Jackpot is at 1 billion, I'm buying myself 1 million moons if I win to pump your bags.


jwz9904

anyone getting bored? Life is good now, i just DCA and go back to life, mining fiat.


Modern_Orange

Bought a little bit on a whim last night. Surprisingly a good call.


AgroOW

But the TV said it was a ponzi that was going to zero!


fullflavourfrankie

A new coinbase learn&earn is up, Project Galaxy. It's been a while since the last one


po1919

Hello and good day to you. When is this GDP meeting exactly? Also, as a side note I would like to share my miserable feelings for not having bought when it went back to 21k yesterday.


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bonkosaurus

Did ETH not get the PM that we're supposed to be in crypto winter?


partymsl

Things are good. Let's enjoy it until it lasts. May not be longer as GDP numbers will come in just today.


Exotic_Cantaloupe_96

Another resistance around $23k again. Going down soon?


24Binge

I need a solid exist strategy from this nightmare


RealVoldemort

Do you chart watch more during a bull or bear market?


SpySeaRamen

Yes 🤷‍♂️


nthgen

Brace yourselves, it's about to get messy in 5 min.


TarkovReddit0r

GG guys it was fun while it lasted


drivzzz

US: recession. Crypto: so, anyway....


RolandDeschain222

Recession, inflation, rates but market doesnt give a FK. I know some1 Will say its priced in. But can some1 elaborate while we are not reacting ?


Chilldude108

Ok I’m not sure if I’m missing something here. Doesn’t a fed rate hike and 2 consecutive quarters with negative gdp normally affect stocks and crypto negatively? Why are we pumping since yesterday ?


TarkovReddit0r

Wait for end of day / tomorrow especially with Apple earnings


RealMichaelSaylor

We're oficially in a recession Market: "bUlLiSh!"


Theycallmebibbo

The good thing is that we will have a truce until middle September. After the imminent dump we can go in rally . My 8 ball spoke clearly


shakingspheres

IT'S ALL PRICED IN. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.


Crypto_Malik

Somebody promised me discounts today


Odlavso

They lied to us


Comfortable_Pin_166

Tried to time the market. Now eth is pumping without me 😢


LightninHooker

This sub : Meta loses 74648B Rose: partner with meta 25% pump


SpySeaRamen

We’re crashing up! ![gif](emote|rocketflyingup_emote|rocketflyingup)


Kaliberrrr

Anyone else FOMO'ing in now?


Aerocryptic

I only FOMO on red days


I-LUV-CUPCAKES-AND-U

BTC over 23k, ETH over 1700$ Today's a good day, gonna treat myself with some good Indian food


ArieJ010

Eth on its way for the best month since january 2021. If it does even better it will be the best month since march 2017.


immahititagain

Markets almost always do the opposite of the obvious thing. Did you really think the "official recession" would send it to 0? If that were the case you could always just wait for the news and long/short depending on if its good or bad and make free money. Everyone would be a billionaire but that's just not possible, is it?


shakingspheres

It's tempting to sell after every moderate pump, but don't lose sight of your long-term targets.


trustjosephs

Yay I broke even on my crypto portfolio! (ducks)


Odlavso

bitcoin better not go above 24K or I might just have to FOMO in


MaeronTargaryen

Stop looking at the one hour chart, people


Smiling_Jack_

5 minute it is.


b0rnst3llar

So glad I never stopped buying ETH


DeeDot11

Recession & crypto goes together like cheese and wine 🤌


ExtensionFeeling

Why is crypto pumping? I feel like this makes no sense given the economy.


Modern_Orange

Bitcoin was a recession hedge all along.


MoCityTripp

Accidentally timed the dip 2 days ago and bought at 1350 because i finally had some fiat. It started pumping ever since. Hoping my bad luck is finally reversed lol.


Davinter30

Crazy how people only feel safe buying when its green. Then you wonder why everyone complain it always go down after they buy


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It's nice to see a pump like this after weeks of destruction. I forgot how good it feels to see green ...


failed_state_medz

Imagine the market pumping after you sold. What a nightmare huh


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_TheWolfOfWalmart_

I'm gonna need a second asshole for all these green dildos. 😱


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

was browsing around in r/stocks Those people are talking about like 25 year investing timeframes and shit. Ain't nobody got time for dat! It's my money and I need it now!


Woodpecker3453

Everyone now thinks we're going up and we're back on track. Everything was priced in and the dumps are no more. That can only mean there's going to be a dump soon.


DBRiMatt

Another Thursday closer to VET Coinbase listing.,.. xD


Silly_Dilly_94

FOMC meeting yesterday? More like FOMO meeting. 😂


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Sustainable pump or not, it's still nice to see what's possible after a long period of red and a much needed morale booster is always good


[deleted]

I still have trust issues, I know we're going up but I don't see any reason for that


shakingspheres

ETH would have to drop around 38% to retest $1000. Are there any economic, geopolitical, or financial scenarios that would warrant that in the next 12 months?


62725252725

Bullish on WW3


62725252725

"Everyone is a genius in the bullmarket." - some random guy


Theo_dear

Okay I just bought that Central African Republic coin. Let's see what happens. It's all very bizarre but whenever I see an interesting new use-case I have a bit of a hard-on


ohbrian7

What constitutes a bag of something? Is there a certain amount or is it relative. Like bag of XRP how much I gotta HODL to be considered a bag holder.


afaylenesky

wao very exciting market movement with the 75 basis point guys, i was on the edge of my seat entire time thanks guys


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greenappletree

An unexpected sea of green today - wow.


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ArtyHobo

Howdy pilgrims how all y'all holding up? I'm still knocking about in fields, living in tents, and bullish on BTC long term. Don't sweat the small stuff, and it's all small stuff.


aladdinr

As an ETH maxi I’m pretty happy that I diversified into matic. I use weth quite a bit (ETH wrapped on matic) due to the low gas fees. Have always been kinda worried holding it as we’ve seen what happens with other chains. But so far I’m excited for what matic is doing


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mmmmmjjjrrrrr

TBH less traffic on daily is nice. I can go thru all and waste less time


I-LUV-CUPCAKES-AND-U

suffering from problem of overthinking, overeating and overinvesting


DeeDot11

How many moons does a loaf of bread cost in your country?


I-LUV-CUPCAKES-AND-U

I think 45% unrealized loss is pretty much okay in crypto? Right?


Jaxsoy

Unironically yes


RealMichaelSaylor

T minus 5 and a half hours before we get the numbers for this quarter. Interested to see how market responds, even though if we're judging by today everything is already priced in so yeah


jaxsantiago

Doing an inventory of my crypto bags. One thing I realized is that in order to break even, I need Harmony ONE to do a \~9x. Oh my. Gonna be a long wait then.


bonkosaurus

LUNA needs to do a 150k x for me to break even. Any day now...


Old-Philosopher8450

Nice green wake up. Perfect day


Aerocryptic

One of the shitcoins i earn from my defi plays has pumped +65% today. Time to sell some i guess