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dirk_loyd

Come out of a nine year coma and have your first feeling/thought be hatred so intense you telepathically cause a plane crash


MapleTreeWithAGun

That kid that brought himself out of a coma due to pure hatred for barney the purple dinosaur


Cheetah__Boi

What?


MutatedMutton

Long story short; Kid was in a coma/ thought to be in a coma. They played Barney the Dinosaur nonstop on the hospital television. In order to escape such torment, the kid amassed all his hate for being subjected to Barney nonstop that he comes out of the Coma.


averysmalldragon

Martin Pistorius! He actually wasn't *exactly in a coma during this event* (though was in a vegetative state for 3 years prior to this happening). He had locked-in syndrome for ***twelve (12) years***. When he was 16, he woke up from that 3-year-long vegetative state and could only move his eyes. He said he *hated* Barney the Purple Dinosaur. He even currently describes Barney, at that point in his life, being like a tormentor for him. So non-stop, for the entire time he was recovering, all he could listen to was *nothing but Barney*, which filled him with so much hatred that he eventually started attempting to come out of locked-in syndrome, making more of a step towards fuller recovery by the time he was 19. He tried to occupy his mind (to get it off of the constant re-runs of Barney) by doing things like tracking the time by the sunlight in his room.


EmberOfFlame

Plot twist: it’s how they treat locked-in syndrome. Pure fucking hatred.


averysmalldragon

Theoretically, that honestly doesn't sound like a bad idea, but the mental torment in general of not only not being able to move but not knowing how long they can tolerate the thing they hate before getting angry about it... ... I wonder if smelling salt treatments would work eventually.


EmberOfFlame

Ok, they either get mental torment (rage) or mental torment (resignation)


b3nsn0w

do you want to create an Anakin Skywalker? because that's how you create an Anakin Skywalker


EmberOfFlame

Well, no. He got locked-in *because* of his hatred.


TheOutcast06

This is some Magical Girl level sh!t


Satanpool

PSYCHO MANTIS?


Satanpool

unironically the plot of Metal Gear Solid V


DishOutTheFish

that escawated qwuickly


techno156

The plane crashes into the hospital, putting you straight into another nine year coma.


BlueDogXL

i feel like this account just steals from r/WritingPrompts cause i have definitely seen this before


Duytune

Yeah I've seen other reddit writingprompts on there as well, not sure if it's a bot which archives those posts or just some dude stealing it


Here_Be_Drag0ns

Pretty sure it's a person. There are a few writingpro.pts on there that are not on reddit or phrased slightly differently, as well as the guy responding on very rare occasions.


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They also blatantly yoink from r/hfy and r/humansarespaceorcs. So it's probably a guy who's on a bunch of writing sites/subs and posts from there.


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MakeWayForPrinceAli

And they don't seem to take submissions, I have submitted so many


futurenotgiven

i don’t get why it’s posted here either tbh. this is the second time i’ve seen a writing prompt on this sub in the past few days and sure it’s technically tumblr but i’m here for funny shit. if i want writing prompts i’ll go to r/writingprompts edit: op’s account is literally just reposting writing prompts from tumblr. can we stop upvoting this crap


BlueDogXL

true. which makes it even more annoying that they’re stolen from reddit in the first place


Tsuki_no_Mai

I have a feeling it's OP's account, considering their posts are pretty much nothing but these. I'd recommend blocking. Going to do that myself, just commenting this first cause I'm fairly certain Reddit won't let me interact with the post after.


Combustable-Lemons

Yeah lol I wish I could filter these posts out


AlpacasAreGreat

You can do so by blocking the OP


[deleted]

I assumed they were, but tbh they really should take ask box prompt suggestions, make the blog more like onetimeidreamt and become a communal effort rather than just someone who’s pretending to come up all the prompts


ailaman

Yea but they don't really hide that they get half their content from Reddit and half from submissions thru users, some of which are also from Reddit prompts


voideaten

There are writers based in both communities; I see no reason they can't nothing get the same prompts. I do think it's curious that the prompts keep making it back here, though. They don't represent tumblr culture or it's users in any way and feel very out of place. Unless of course, you include actual responses of users, which are odten enjoyable. Yet the ones shared here rarely do.


sthedragon

Pretty sure this account has been doing this since it was called writing-promt-s in like 2014


Impressive_Wheel_106

You're in the subreddit for tumblr reposts, and you call reposting r/writingprompts to tumblr stealing?


King_Ed_IX

Taking an idea and presenting it as your own with zero credit to the original creator is stealing, yes, and that's also not what happens on this sub.


SuperSonic3333

This is how beginner’s luck works


DinoBirdsBoi

or the effect when you haven’t played a video game, come back, and destroy everyone the first day then die to some bad player the next


steelpantys

I feel called out


TheOutcast06

You mean if I just leave Cuphead for a year and come back to it I can beat it in one sitting


HerselftheAzelf

Implications for daily life are far more interesting than fighting scenarios. What if u didnt pee all day? Held in a fart for too long? What are the consequences?!?


LegoTigerAnus

With that fart, you can lift off!


Funkin_Spy

"Fellas, i've held it in for weeks" I say to the 3 people trying to mug me on an alley as i take off into the skies leaving behind a crater where i was standing


waytocum

i come to reddit for content like this


SeraphsWrath

NOW BROTHERS, DESCEND UPON THEM!


Pearlspring63

down b


jawnin

But can you land?


MangoesDeep

They haven't landed in weeks either.


TheDisappointedFrog

Just do a dodge roll before you hit the ground, i bet you haven't done that in a long time


jawnin

Good point lol


VexuBenny

Irl Wario


Jaewol

I was gonna say, fully charged Wario down B


Gussie-Ascendent

Cumming for the first time kills your partner, cumshot like a bullet


HyperactiveMouse

Alternatively, a small touch just makes you cum. It said the easier/more powerful it becomes right? So cumming is now the easiest thing to do in the world xD


bookhead714

IT WAS ME, BARRY


Lethargie

its so powerful you pass out


chitzk0i

Wet dream blows the blanket off the bed


FortunateSon1968

But what if you weren’t able to do a thing before? Because technically your first boner/ejaculation comes after a decade of living, but before you were physiologically incapable of it.


Gussie-Ascendent

mfw i do the jerking off motion for the first time and i rip my dong clean off


CurnanBarbarian

No that's silly. It either rockets you backwards and out or her backwards and off


Plantar-Aspect-Sage

I imagine that you need to perform the action at least once for the ability to activate for the second time. People attracted to women can go 15 or so years without sucking on a nipple.


CurnanBarbarian

Accidentally cock slap your neighbor? What if you've *never* cock slapped someone. Have I just cock slapped my neighbor into red mist?


Pearlspring63

to *shreds,* you say?


That_Sea8692

And how's the wife doing?


Pearlspring63

to ***shreds****, you say?*


That_Sea8692

Reminds me of that vibrator ad that talked about clits and jet engines


averysmalldragon

Reductress' "5 Vibrators That Treat Your Clit Like a Pigeon Getting Sucked Into a Jet Engine"?


Rakifiki

What the fuck. Those are not things I want in the same sentence.


Nimporian

> jet engined So thats where the clit is


PulimV

Alternatively, the useful implications: stop making your bed for an entire month and just clean it in .5 seconds, don't wash dishes for a week and clean your entire neighborhood with a single motion, don't get a plant for 5 years and instantly create a garden, etc.


Skrrrtdotcom

It did also easier


mrandr01d

Peeing normally works like that though.


FalinkesInculta

Ever read the infinite poop copypasta?


Gussie-Ascendent

Me jumping for the first time since elementary and putting a hole in the roof


PanHeadBolt

What the fuck do you mean first time since elementary I jump fucking daily


GigaVanguard

You some kind of platformer?


EmperorScarlet

Man goes to work at Bowser's Castle


The_Locker_Dweller

Dude's leaping over bottomless pits every day just to get home


MaetelofLaMetal

After 40 years of rivalry with Bowser, Bowser finally realizes she's transgender and also in love with the guy.


Melo0513

Exercise?


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

I'm not op but my bed is high off the ground and no ladder so


GigaVanguard

Same, top of my mattress lies right above my hip


Gussie-Ascendent

No super jump for you


SquatchWithNoHeroes

Are you a plumber?


Krypt0night

What do you do that requires you to jump daily lol like outside of working out, I can't think of a time I've jumped anywhere recently


Impossible_Garbage_4

I don’t jump daily, or even weekly. Maybe once a month


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Or maybe it is really, really easy for you to jump.


MushroomOfDestiny

Me imitating a dragon shout for the first time in 7 years and it actually works


fuk_n4z1s

You gonna fus roh da someone


Impossible_Garbage_4

I feel like fus roh da would be the only one that works how it’s supposed to. The rest would work but would just also be fus roh da


Polenball

You could *probably* pull off some other Dragon Shouts with enough stockpile and some focused intent (like Dismay, Animal Allegiance, Cyclone, Throw Voice, or even Fire Breath if you do fire swallowing), but there's no reason to use the Shout specifically. Except, of course, for style points, which are worth everything.


FearSearcher

UNITED STATES OF ***SMASH!***


Maleficent-Month2950

Came here to say this, glad someone else had a similar line of thought.


Thromnomnomok

I thought of One Punch Man


BrewerBeer

King punch from Dressrosa One Piece


man_of_bread-

Better not wait for marriage


Anaxamander57

No no, I threw my first right hook in 10 years. I'm about to follow it up with my first haymaker in 15 years. Also this was sort of a character in Worm called Battery.


Eschatologicall

Not really what Battery did, but I did read this post and think "Holy shit, that'd be a great Worm power!" Battery was more just like standing still for x amount of time let her store energy which she could unleash as super speed or super strength. I see the correlation but I don't think they're similar enough to compare.


NeonNKnightrider

This feels more like a Nen ability than a Worm power. It’s hard to articulate, but there’s a certain difference I feel


NewHoverNode

It's the fact you have to wait without doing anything that seems like a strategic Nen restriction. You would have a defensive fighter with this ability dodge for 10 minutes and then end it in a single punch


Eschatologicall

what's Nen?


jaypenn3

Hunter x Hunter's magic/superpower system.


NeonNKnightrider

The power system from the anime Hunter x Hunter. It makes it an explicit rule that putting arbitrary restrictions on your powers makes them stronger, and to me it has a similar but distinct flavor to Worm powers


Impossible_Garbage_4

One power system I like is the one from Jujutsu Kaisen where explaining how your ability works makes it stronger. It allows them to do anime exposition of their abilities but it makes them do it for a reason


Lemureslayer

That ability where he clapped to swap positions was so cool


Polenball

Nasuverse magicians in absolute shambles


Quincunx_5

> putting arbitrary restrictions on your powers Does this mean the person with the power chooses their own restrictions? So you can decide something like "I'll never punch on a Monday" and the rest of the week your punches are better? What happens if you want to change the restrictions later?


AnimeWaffleBalls

Each nen user chooses not just the restrictions, but the power itself (within certain practical limits). Each person falls into a certain category which essentially determines what kind of thing they can most efficiently use nen for. Strong fighters will think of an ability that uses their category and learn it really well. The more restrictive of conditions someone makes for their ability the stronger they can make it. For example, one guy has super busted powers but can only use them on members of a specific organization, or else his nen will automatically kill him. Because the restriction is specific and essentially unbreakable on penalty of death, the ability gets to be insanely strong.


Quincunx_5

I see! Interesting, thanks!


Polenball

While it's not a hard rule, I feel Entities would prefer not to have powers that incentivise doing nothing for a long time? Or at the very least, you'd not be able to resist the conflict drive of your Shard ripping out its biocrystalline hair-analogue as you attempt to steadfastly refuse ever fighting so that you can one-shot an Endbringer. I feel like you'd probably end up irritable enough you hit someone, kill them, and then end up becoming a villain because of that.


Sinister_Compliments

I like the idea it’s all about mental state, so the better you are at rules lawyering the more this kind of shit works.


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Polenball

This is why Skinner's luncheon was so unforgettable


Promerhazide

And Lord of Loss from ward was the exact opposite.


NeonNKnightrider

I now feel compelled to make a loss meme with lord of loss


Promerhazide

Honestly, I think wildbow got ahead of you on that one. He works with nursery, the miscarriage villain and we meet them both at the community center where they plan to atack fume hood who allegedly caused a miscarriage. The joke is several layers deep.


Polenball

Also I kinda feel that an anonymous shapeshifter that gets stronger the more he repeats himself is basically as close as you can get to modern meme culture without going full Armorface


Promerhazide

And he works with another person that forces you to look away from them which is the same effect an ancient and deeply dated meme has.


SalvationSycamore

This is also very similar to a type of magic in Mistborn. Only you have to store it up by being worse, so you could be slow for a long time and then use that saved energy to go very fast.


rene_gader

the day after NNN must be *INSANE*


Gussie-Ascendent

It just becomes easier to cum. You become the guy in the song "jizz in my pants"


ENTlightened

Idk, while it's only been a month since you masturbated, it's probably been your whole since you came so hard you put a hole in the ceiling.


Ow-lawd-he-comin

The Cum Accelerates.


DraketheDrakeist

We already have this ability. That shit nearly hit the ceiling


rene_gader

but with this power, you'd be able to *break* the ceiling


GigaVanguard

Fr fr ong my friend once did just a week off and at the end of that week he hit himself in the eye


kindtheking9

The sniper


Apathetic_Optimist

There’s definitely some DND people that would LOVE this


tallmantall

Several city blocks are gone. Many more are crumbling as you speak. That poor soul was vaporized. You are a wanted warciminal now.


Mr_Mafla

However, you're never been a war criminal before A new arc begins


Vittir-bjorn

It’s not a war crime the first time


aleaniled

It's incredible how fast an interesting idea was taken in an utterly boring direction. I feel like the only possible answer is "You are now guilty of third degree murder"


Polenball

But hey, guess who hasn't ever performed the action of "defending themselves from a third degree murder charge" for their whole life?


papyrussurypap

Well people are supposed to write stories from the prompts and I think the goal is to explore.the consequences of this action on the character's mental health and the world around them.


jryser

Right? Just take away the last sentence and it’s great. Personally I’d do first aid on kids with cancer every ten years


Organic_Budget1664

what timeframe are we operating on. how long do you have to wait for it to be 2x as effective


TheMahoganyTree8

Not long, i imagine that the force would be equal to the combined force of 1 punch a day. For example, if I haven't punched something in 10 days then the power of the next punch would be like i punched it 10 times rapidly, each in the exact same spot with the exact same power, releasing all the energy in one go


fuk_n4z1s

All fistfights would be over in a single punch then


magikarp2122

Except how often do you have to dodge a punch? Your ability to dodge that first punch is just as insane as their first punch. The question is it just any punch, or are a hook and jab different actions? Same with the hand being used, are a left hook and right hook different from each other. Then is blocking/dodging them different too?


jryser

I’d argue that the dodge would have to be unique - so a supernatural duck, backpedal, side dodge, and of course sick Jedi backflip over your opponent


oooArcherooo

STAR PLATINUM


QueerEldritchPlant

One Punch Man, but it's an older someone who only ever threw the one punch in their life. The consequences are immense.


westofley

my laundry would be so fuckin clean dude


the_pretender_nz

Mistborn enters the chat


destinybladez

*feruchemist enters the chat


suddenly_seymour

Lol exactly what I came here to look for. This prompt is just feruchemy with extra steps.


SaiSomsphet

Unfortunately, you are 11, and your punch has gone from "baby haymaker" to "toddler tyrant". Your only hope is to aim for the balls and hope for a critical hit


FortunateSon1968

I did an estimate by assuming that not doing a thing for 1 day leads to a 1% increase in force. Multiplying the average punch pressure I found online (150 psi, if a boxer did this it’d be even crazier cause they can punch over 800 psi) by 3650 days, I got a result of about 5500 psi, which is about the weight of two sedans or a big truck over a single inch. According to a pressure washer site, water of that pressure can tear your flesh off and cut through bone, and even destroy brick and concrete. Considering how low ball of an estimate this was with such a low increase over time, that person is absolutely dead. If you went even crazier and did like 10% increase per day you’d basically be saitama and create a huge shockwave in the area.


pterrorgrine

If it compounds -- like, each day your punch potential is 1% stronger than the *previous day's* potential, not baseline -- by ten years the PSI of your punch has like 18 digits and probably breaks all kinds of physics.


nderestimated

Nuke punch: they won't survive but neither will you


jryser

Sure, but how long has it been since you last attempted to survive a nuclear blast?


Tv663

A zero percent survival rate can multiply and compound as much as you want it’s still zero. Even if your odds of surviving a nuke at point blank are like 0 with three hundred decimal points of zeros, the odds are still insanely low.


TheGreatNemoNobody

I'm a virgin 🔥🔥 PREPARE


AdDear5411

Does this work in reverse as well? Am I like a complete moron when it comes to driving?


shykawaii_shark

I would say that you have a baseline for all actions. So, you'd be just as good at driving/punching/breathing as you are now no matter what, but if you don't use that skill in a while then you'd only ever get better at it Though to be fair that's a good way to nerf this power


BellerophonM

There was a character who [effectively did this](https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/king-of-swords-9-127/) (albeit a more magical attack version) in Kill Six Billion Demons.


Terrence_shark

Holy hell


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Terrence_shark

En Passant is forced


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Hely holl


EmberOfFlame

And the skill in using this ability is justifying why a left hook is completely different from a right hook which is completely different from a left hook after a 180.


Polenball

Yes power, I assure you, this is the first time in my life I have ever punched this specific person in the chest with my right hand at 4:33 PM while wearing a blue shirt


EmberOfFlame

This girl gets it! Also “punching” is a thing, but “fighting” is also a thing. As long as you keep doing the action, you should be powered up.


Polenball

I doubt it'd be much but that logic could technically give you a several hours-long boost towards "conscious thinking" from being asleep, which would be neat. Possibly more things too - if blinking or the dark doesn't interrupt "seeing", you could reason for a boost to that all day.


The_Emperors_IRS

It’s just an average dudes punch because I’m weak as shit


Haunting_Anxiety4981

Stale Move Negation


biggerBrisket

Does this ability reset after use? So you have one incredible punch, then every following punch is normal?


shykawaii_shark

You throw a super-powered punch at your opponent, but they dodge it (since it's their first time dodging a punch in years). After that it just becomes a regular fistfight


Nabber22

Do a one once punch


vjmdhzgr

I'm gonna be so good at sex


TheMahoganyTree8

[Source](https://at.tumblr.com/writing-prompt-s/you-have-the-odd-ability-of-idle-stockpile-which/i71y0wnpgt1c)


HuckinsGirl

I'm assuming that this only starts after the first time you do something so that you don't like cum yourself to death or smth


CurnanBarbarian

Gonna have to kick the next guy


NotTheHeadHancho

Ayo that sounds like feruchemy


Ken_Kumen_Rider

Plot twist: monks that have taken a vow of silence have this power and are just saving their one use of their voice to call to their god.


rhysdog1

im now fighting my first murder lawsuit in 20 years


Pure-Drawer-2617

Beginning to realise 90% of Tumblr writing prompts are just “yeah I’m quiet and unassuming and nice but actually I am also secretly a badass and really dangerous trust me guys I am”


RagnarockInProgress

Welcome to 99% of teenager-oriented fiction


prettybbychim

for daily activities, this is just my adhd lol


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Oh my god you killed him.


coffeeshopAU

Ah, this must be the writing prompt that inspired Brandon Sanderson to write some of the secondary protagonists in Mistborn,


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

finally I can breath right but only once


Salmonfish23

There is nothing left but a fine mist of my enemy.


Scrounger_HT

probably an explosion of blood meat and bone shards


Aggravating-Maize-46

Me, 29, never gambled. "Today, is my lucky day"


NoDogsNoMausters

Do normal people get into fistfights so often that it's strange to go ten years without throwing punches? Am I the odd one out for having lived my entire 30 year life without decking anyone?


UncommittedBow

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!


Plantar-Aspect-Sage

Boring. Think about the first time shitting your pants in three decades.


Slimonstar

Ultra Heart Attack.


PartyArticle

One paaaaaanch


Kappu222

TF2 random crit


No-Magazine-9236

Obviously the punchee cartoonishly flies back through six apartment blocks, a parking garage, and a smokestack.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Level this one up by never firing a gun... Until you REALLY need to Suddenly you're John wick


LabCoatGuy

I jump a strangers car and it goes back in time like the DeLorean


BwGT

My adhd would be more manageable with that power


pirikikkeli

Sex?


Sudden-Explanation22

these writing prompts are getting worse every day


PMMEYourTatasGirl

Better have your metalminds with you


Gryndyl

I feel that writing prompts should be well written.


Limebeer_24

This power would lead to the dad sneeze of the century.