These things...I don't know how long they've existed, but when my house discovered them around 2012? or so I wanted to be evangelical and go up to random women on the street and explain how great they were.
I didn't. Mostly. Because I'm not that weird. Mostly.
Never stretched beforehand though, or regretted not doing so. Regret and envy.
I haven't used this particular toy, but I had the same reaction to my bellesa airvibe. I had a "come to God " moment (pun intended) and wanted to tell everyone to get themselves a toy with suction. That shit works wonders
See, I bought one of these toys and have tried it a handful of times, and have just gotten nothing from it. There was like one time where I was like "OK, that's kind of something... I guess?" But never these out of body experiences I've read from other people.
Everyone is different, I guess, plus I think my experience is weird in general (can't ever finish without acid & my partner; literally have never cum on my own or sober), but I thought it would be a life-saver when I bought it, and was pretty disappointed when it didn't work for me.
Glad it works for you, though! Hope you enjoy it many times to come [pun intended].
Every single person is different and there's nothing wrong with not getting the hype. A friend of mine can only get off on internal stimulation, any contact on the clit is incredibly uncomfortable bordering on painful. She tried so many toys and anything with external stimulation genuinely hurts her. She had an ex that made her feel bad about being "broken" but she's not, just a bit different. For her g spot vibrators work best, for me suction works. Neither one's right or wrong.
If having a partner or substances works then that's what works. There's no harm in checking out other options but there's no obligation to "get" what's popular. (Sorry that got long)
I appreciate it. Yeah, I know everyone is different, just sharing my own experience. It would be nice to be able to have some fun without extensive planning once every several weeks. But it is what it is and I'm just glad I've found a way that works after many years of trying and failing.
Have you tried San Pedro cactus or Peruvian torch? The powder is legal to buy (although probably not to eat) and naturally contains mescaline like peyote. Just wanted to share, because acid can be hard to source, and also sometimes is just too much.
Just put it in some capsules first because you do not want to taste it!
Btw, it was about the Redwall books, not a movie. I stole it from this comment.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/11cpvzg/redwall/ja6t2q2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Damn, there a disgusting amount of comments on that post hating on the guy for not performing sex acts he wasn't comfortable with. Those are some Twitter-level bad takes
Because there's still a massive double standard that otherwise progressive women have when it comes to consent. They view oral sex as a baseline act that every man must be willing to perform, but expecting women to perform blowjobs is sexist and entitled.
You've already seen the one idiot in this thread who agrees with those women, and they're not alone.
Did you not read the post? They stated that this is an opinion held by "otherwise progressive women", not "pornography made by and for mostly straight men"
first, he is putting in the effort, he paid about $25, spent time finding something that would help his partner orgasm. second some people just don't want to do certain sex acts, they should not be forced to. forcing someone to commit a sex act that they are not comfortable with/ok with/consent to is at the bare minimum sexual assault, and often rape. there is so much wrong with your comment, and you are a perfect example of the shitters that u/porkchopsensei was talking about.
Have you?
Consent is a two way street, if someone doesn't want to do a sex act, that act isn't allowed, simple as, if that sex act is done anyway, without the consent of one or more of the participants, it's rape.
And rather than being a jerk and not even trying to help his partner enjoy it, he got a sex toy to try and help make it a more pleasurable experience. It's not the perfect solution, but it is still at least B level boyfriending.
I think it's identical. It's exactly as valid for a man to not want to go down on a woman as for a woman to not want to go down on a man. This is because consent isn't based on how easy it is for the other person to get off, but is instead based on what one is comfortable with.
New form of dysphoria unlocked : Not being able to use the Luvkis oral stimulation massager tongue licking vibration toy for women with 7 speeds, women's waterproof clitoral massager nipples suction stimulation (purple)
Im a gay bottom and same. I would love to be a girl. Not "transition into" but "be". Cucumbers, these things, fingers, everything sounds so much fun. Im bored of the same jerking motion
I know nobody around here needs trans acceptance cissplained to them or anything, but: it seems obvious to me that, when we live in a sci-fi future where we really can go back and forth with just the press of a button, you'd have to be some kinda douchebag to care whether somebody else has pressed their button an even or odd number of times. So scale that back to our current technology and you have trans acceptance and letting people self-identify. I know the button future thing isn't how most people think of it but, having long been a person hoping for that kind of future, for me it's actually a pretty compelling way to think of it.
Im a cis gay and I can tell you right now the road the cat was killed on goes both ways
But I never want to try over-the-shoulder holder needing boulders
I don’t know you, so I’m very sorry to intrude if you’ve got it all figured out, but if not!
> Not "transition into" but "be".
I am here to tell you that that is in fact pretty much exactly how most trans people feel 😅
So uhh. Obviously that doesn’t say anything about you, and you could be describing something completely different, but just. I wish someone had told me earlier. Again, really sorry if you’ve heard all this before and everything.
I know that feeling! But like, only worry about it as much as you want to.
If you do want to look into it, you could take a look at [genderdysphoria.fyi](https://genderdysphoria.fyi/)? I think it’s a helpful resource to determine whether or not any of it connects with you.
I've heard women climaxes can reach highs only possibly matched by prostate stimulation, and while I'm down to clown around the back door, not afraid to say it's daunting. That's been relegated to "with a trusted partner."
It’s about $20-70k depending on the surgeon. Price and quality aren’t necessarily correlated, but big name surgeons and new techniques are usually more expensive
Prostate massager are amazing. But a good one can cost anywhere between $60 - $250
Also, having prostate orgasms is something you have to sensitize yourself to. It's an organ most men haven't used for masturbation.
Aneros stuff has an additional learning curve since you have to learn to maneuver your sphincter and pelvic floor muscles independently.
And prostate orgasms take time to build up, sessions are several hours. They start small and get bigger over time. You need to basically meditate.
But the effort is worth it. Holy shit is it worth it. Made me go from top to bottom real fucking fast. The intensity of a prostate orgasm is unmatched by anything I've ever felt from my penis. You feel it with your whole body. Your brain goes fucking numb. Did I mention that there is no down time to the orgasms? Because there isn't, you can orgasm continously. So that several hour duration for the sessions? That's suddenly no longer a downside, but a huge plus.
I guess the only downside is that you're going to be horny, like, all the time. (Unless you cum hands-free or finish yourself off)
I do have a prostate massager, the Edge2 by Lovense(about 200 bucks or so). I never got a full prostate orgasm though(at least like what you described).
Maybe I should try at it again though, cause sheesh you make it sound great. Maybe I've been doing it wrong
Well, it wasn't nothing. At first it wasn't much or often nothing. I'd get some feelings. Sometimes nice ones. I had a few orgasms. Sometimes I'd be able to cum a couple times, but not consistently. I'd have days where it felt like I was losing progress. But then there was a day where it sort of clicked, and I figured out the right combination. The first day, it felt quite nice, and I clearly came some. Then, the next day, it also felt nice for an hour, but then there was a moment that was just explosive. It felt like how people describe doing heroine. It's intense but totally relaxing somehow. There's no going back for me. 💀
So it's a sort of trial and error experience. Most resources on the matter help, but they can't fully communicate how to do it.
Also, I regularly used the prostate massager while masturbating normally. The prostate and penis are connected, so when cumming it was hard to tell that there was anything from the butt, but the orgasms were significantly harder. I have a hard time cumming when I don't have my Aneros up there.
My advice is buy a butt plug training set and a small dildo. Once you're loose enough, get an njoy pure wand. Worth every fucking penny.
I almost never cum with my dick anymore. A couple times a week I get real high and just pound my prostate for 60-90 minutes straight. I don't stop until my arm gets tired.
It is incredible. I have a dry orgasm after like 5, 10 minutes tops. And I have another soon after. It's so easy to lose count.
It's so nice to "jerk off" for as long and hard as you want and never getting less horny.
If you want to experience a cis woman's orgasm, you can. It takes a good amount of practice, but holy shit is it worth it. Even if you aren't a freak like me, it's still incredible to feel just one prostate orgasm.
Idk if I should get that toy specifically, I already got a vibrating plug that costed me a lot. Def will keep it in my maybe list though, it seems great according to you
Will try and have a dry orgasm in about two days, on my day off work
See, why do we need to buy like 50 different toys and spend years of our lives mastering the fucking anal arts to get the same shit women do from a single $50 purchase? It’s not fair :(
Can't seem to find it on Amazon for some reason. I am disappointed. Edit, was a country thing. Let's see if they ship to the US :P Annnd they're out of fucking stock
I *think* [this](https://luvkis.com/collections/vibrators/products/vibrating-tongue-clitoris-vibrator) is the one the post is about, unless I'm wrong, in which case it's not
Yeah but also I'm fuckin jealous, I'm a cis male but damn do want to try that, my yankin sessions vary from meh to oh god i just saw the the light across the tunnel(I'm exaggerating for dramatic effect) and i wanna see if the Luvkis oral stimulation massager tongue licking vibration toy for women with 7 speeds, women's waterproof clitoral massager nipples suction stimulation (purple) lives up to it's reputation
Googling now, looks like it has similar price with satisfyer ($35 for satisfyer $37 for Luvkis both on sale now), the top review for satisfyer on Amazon is also fun to read, now need to decide which one to get🤔
The second one might be referring to to a different product that still has suction? Like [this](https://luvkis.com/products/thrusting-dildo-rabbit-vibrator) from the same site
You really think I dont know that? I am reading with my own two eyes the absolutely hilarious situation of someone accidentally making themselves so overstimulated that they become a powerwasher and need to actively hydrate and can't think or walk straight for the rest of the day, all in a milisecond of turning on a goofy ass named dollar store priced gizmo made of plastic.
I am replying to this post, and you think my comment can be anything but a joke? You may have an annoying need to lecture others unpromted, get that checked please.
These things...I don't know how long they've existed, but when my house discovered them around 2012? or so I wanted to be evangelical and go up to random women on the street and explain how great they were. I didn't. Mostly. Because I'm not that weird. Mostly. Never stretched beforehand though, or regretted not doing so. Regret and envy.
I haven't used this particular toy, but I had the same reaction to my bellesa airvibe. I had a "come to God " moment (pun intended) and wanted to tell everyone to get themselves a toy with suction. That shit works wonders
See, I bought one of these toys and have tried it a handful of times, and have just gotten nothing from it. There was like one time where I was like "OK, that's kind of something... I guess?" But never these out of body experiences I've read from other people. Everyone is different, I guess, plus I think my experience is weird in general (can't ever finish without acid & my partner; literally have never cum on my own or sober), but I thought it would be a life-saver when I bought it, and was pretty disappointed when it didn't work for me. Glad it works for you, though! Hope you enjoy it many times to come [pun intended].
Every single person is different and there's nothing wrong with not getting the hype. A friend of mine can only get off on internal stimulation, any contact on the clit is incredibly uncomfortable bordering on painful. She tried so many toys and anything with external stimulation genuinely hurts her. She had an ex that made her feel bad about being "broken" but she's not, just a bit different. For her g spot vibrators work best, for me suction works. Neither one's right or wrong. If having a partner or substances works then that's what works. There's no harm in checking out other options but there's no obligation to "get" what's popular. (Sorry that got long)
I appreciate it. Yeah, I know everyone is different, just sharing my own experience. It would be nice to be able to have some fun without extensive planning once every several weeks. But it is what it is and I'm just glad I've found a way that works after many years of trying and failing.
Have you tried San Pedro cactus or Peruvian torch? The powder is legal to buy (although probably not to eat) and naturally contains mescaline like peyote. Just wanted to share, because acid can be hard to source, and also sometimes is just too much. Just put it in some capsules first because you do not want to taste it!
I thought you meant you couldn’t get off without an acidic burn at first.
Best review for a toy I've ever seen just said "This made my pee pee CUUUM"
Damn, it was so effective that it fried most of their brain.
Oh but if I use the cocksucker 9000 with optional fluid tray and rgb lighting rig suddenly I'm ''inappropriate'' and ''need to leave the church''.
Sounds like someone needs to find a better church tbh
What movie is your flair about?
....I have no idea at this point
Btw, it was about the Redwall books, not a movie. I stole it from this comment. https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/11cpvzg/redwall/ja6t2q2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Did you brought enough for everyone? No, of course you didn't you egocentric twat
He assumed they would take turns
Church is 90 minutes. There's no time for that!
thats why the fluid tray is there
Yes ofc Sharing is caring
I would tell you to go to church but in reality I need you to be several miles away from it
That's what hoziers singing about when he says take me to church
[Source](https://www.tumblr.com/cargochip/190239654179/this-needed-to-be-added)
Damn, there a disgusting amount of comments on that post hating on the guy for not performing sex acts he wasn't comfortable with. Those are some Twitter-level bad takes
Because there's still a massive double standard that otherwise progressive women have when it comes to consent. They view oral sex as a baseline act that every man must be willing to perform, but expecting women to perform blowjobs is sexist and entitled. You've already seen the one idiot in this thread who agrees with those women, and they're not alone.
There are camps of men *and* women who expect the other to perform oral but would be offended if they were asked for it.
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Did you not read the post? They stated that this is an opinion held by "otherwise progressive women", not "pornography made by and for mostly straight men"
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first, he is putting in the effort, he paid about $25, spent time finding something that would help his partner orgasm. second some people just don't want to do certain sex acts, they should not be forced to. forcing someone to commit a sex act that they are not comfortable with/ok with/consent to is at the bare minimum sexual assault, and often rape. there is so much wrong with your comment, and you are a perfect example of the shitters that u/porkchopsensei was talking about.
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Have you? Consent is a two way street, if someone doesn't want to do a sex act, that act isn't allowed, simple as, if that sex act is done anyway, without the consent of one or more of the participants, it's rape.
They were willing to put the effort tho? They bought and used a sex toy specifically to take care of the needs of their partner?
And rather than being a jerk and not even trying to help his partner enjoy it, he got a sex toy to try and help make it a more pleasurable experience. It's not the perfect solution, but it is still at least B level boyfriending.
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Would it be an asshole move for a woman to not give a blowjob to her boyfriend?
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That's not an answer to my question
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I think it's identical. It's exactly as valid for a man to not want to go down on a woman as for a woman to not want to go down on a man. This is because consent isn't based on how easy it is for the other person to get off, but is instead based on what one is comfortable with.
Where did he say he refused to do it? The review just said he doesn't like doing it so he bought the toy.
New form of dysphoria unlocked : Not being able to use the Luvkis oral stimulation massager tongue licking vibration toy for women with 7 speeds, women's waterproof clitoral massager nipples suction stimulation (purple)
so true would kill for a pussy just to give that thing a fucking test ride
Hell, I'm a completely cis guy and sometimes I'd like to have a pussy to see what eg. shoving a fresh cucumber there feels like
Im a gay bottom and same. I would love to be a girl. Not "transition into" but "be". Cucumbers, these things, fingers, everything sounds so much fun. Im bored of the same jerking motion
I'm a cis lesbian and sometimes I'd love to just see how having a dick feels. It looks kind of fun! The grass is always greener?
I know nobody around here needs trans acceptance cissplained to them or anything, but: it seems obvious to me that, when we live in a sci-fi future where we really can go back and forth with just the press of a button, you'd have to be some kinda douchebag to care whether somebody else has pressed their button an even or odd number of times. So scale that back to our current technology and you have trans acceptance and letting people self-identify. I know the button future thing isn't how most people think of it but, having long been a person hoping for that kind of future, for me it's actually a pretty compelling way to think of it.
We can always shove stuff up our butt, but having a dick is hard to emulate lmao
It mostly just gets in the way of sitting and doesn't pee right. Other than that, yes, it is very fun.
>doesn’t pee right skill issue
Well great, now I feel emasculated.
I'm literally a girl and I can pee in a straight line with my dick better than u, wtf
It is a skill thing
Im a cis gay and I can tell you right now the road the cat was killed on goes both ways But I never want to try over-the-shoulder holder needing boulders
I don’t know you, so I’m very sorry to intrude if you’ve got it all figured out, but if not! > Not "transition into" but "be". I am here to tell you that that is in fact pretty much exactly how most trans people feel 😅 So uhh. Obviously that doesn’t say anything about you, and you could be describing something completely different, but just. I wish someone had told me earlier. Again, really sorry if you’ve heard all this before and everything.
yyyyea, there's plenty of gay man bottoms that.. don't want that
Well this is the first time I've heard this and now im confused again
I know that feeling! But like, only worry about it as much as you want to. If you do want to look into it, you could take a look at [genderdysphoria.fyi](https://genderdysphoria.fyi/)? I think it’s a helpful resource to determine whether or not any of it connects with you.
And I wish I could pleasure someone like that in the description!
I've heard women climaxes can reach highs only possibly matched by prostate stimulation, and while I'm down to clown around the back door, not afraid to say it's daunting. That's been relegated to "with a trusted partner."
You can still know what it feels like without a pussy just sayin
All I need is like a “instantly transform into a woman for an hour” magic item and one of these things
https://terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/Gender_Change_Potion
Gimme two of these bad boys and we’ve got a night
take once per hour
Shit same girl, need me a clit for this one purpose. Wonder how much bottom surgery is this time of year....
It’s about $20-70k depending on the surgeon. Price and quality aren’t necessarily correlated, but big name surgeons and new techniques are usually more expensive
...damn. My broke ass ain't ever getting a pussy huh.
Insurance can help, my biggest cost was the hair removal beforehand
Ok before I get hopeful, what country are you saying this from
America: Ohio, 2021
Oh damn. Alr nevermind I have some hope now
Yeah talk to surgeons and look through your insurance plan. I was on an ACA plan at the time even
Real.
same
Same
Speak for yourself, I’m a transman and I would give anything to have a penis
But what if it was white?
it'll probably still work on you tbh
Wanna try ?
Yes 🥺
Fuckin same
Me: [shifty eyes] ..... ['Save Post']
Idk man I just might need to refer to the exact name of this Amazon listing sometime very soon
me too. just, uh, like, as a joke...
Yeah had to go to the brands actual website for country reasons but I will absolutely be pitching this to my partner lol
It took me 5 minutes to read this because I could not stop laughing. Guess what's going on my Amazon check out cart.
I am once again feeling gender envy lol. I don't think guys get shit this good for cheap
Prostate massager are amazing. But a good one can cost anywhere between $60 - $250 Also, having prostate orgasms is something you have to sensitize yourself to. It's an organ most men haven't used for masturbation. Aneros stuff has an additional learning curve since you have to learn to maneuver your sphincter and pelvic floor muscles independently. And prostate orgasms take time to build up, sessions are several hours. They start small and get bigger over time. You need to basically meditate. But the effort is worth it. Holy shit is it worth it. Made me go from top to bottom real fucking fast. The intensity of a prostate orgasm is unmatched by anything I've ever felt from my penis. You feel it with your whole body. Your brain goes fucking numb. Did I mention that there is no down time to the orgasms? Because there isn't, you can orgasm continously. So that several hour duration for the sessions? That's suddenly no longer a downside, but a huge plus. I guess the only downside is that you're going to be horny, like, all the time. (Unless you cum hands-free or finish yourself off)
I do have a prostate massager, the Edge2 by Lovense(about 200 bucks or so). I never got a full prostate orgasm though(at least like what you described). Maybe I should try at it again though, cause sheesh you make it sound great. Maybe I've been doing it wrong
Took me a long time. I was trying on the daily for like 6 months. Maybe try not jerking off for several days. That helps a lot.
Wait what, you stuck something up your ass 150 times before it worked? So for the first 149 times nothing happened ?
Well, it wasn't nothing. At first it wasn't much or often nothing. I'd get some feelings. Sometimes nice ones. I had a few orgasms. Sometimes I'd be able to cum a couple times, but not consistently. I'd have days where it felt like I was losing progress. But then there was a day where it sort of clicked, and I figured out the right combination. The first day, it felt quite nice, and I clearly came some. Then, the next day, it also felt nice for an hour, but then there was a moment that was just explosive. It felt like how people describe doing heroine. It's intense but totally relaxing somehow. There's no going back for me. 💀 So it's a sort of trial and error experience. Most resources on the matter help, but they can't fully communicate how to do it. Also, I regularly used the prostate massager while masturbating normally. The prostate and penis are connected, so when cumming it was hard to tell that there was anything from the butt, but the orgasms were significantly harder. I have a hard time cumming when I don't have my Aneros up there.
Oky, Thank you for putting in the effort of typing this out, I might use this some day!
That's what I've been doing, just never keep it exclusively to prostates. Will try to hold the willpower lol
I hate that because of my living arrangements this simply isn’t possible for me to even try
My advice is buy a butt plug training set and a small dildo. Once you're loose enough, get an njoy pure wand. Worth every fucking penny. I almost never cum with my dick anymore. A couple times a week I get real high and just pound my prostate for 60-90 minutes straight. I don't stop until my arm gets tired. It is incredible. I have a dry orgasm after like 5, 10 minutes tops. And I have another soon after. It's so easy to lose count. It's so nice to "jerk off" for as long and hard as you want and never getting less horny. If you want to experience a cis woman's orgasm, you can. It takes a good amount of practice, but holy shit is it worth it. Even if you aren't a freak like me, it's still incredible to feel just one prostate orgasm.
Idk if I should get that toy specifically, I already got a vibrating plug that costed me a lot. Def will keep it in my maybe list though, it seems great according to you Will try and have a dry orgasm in about two days, on my day off work
See, why do we need to buy like 50 different toys and spend years of our lives mastering the fucking anal arts to get the same shit women do from a single $50 purchase? It’s not fair :(
I don't know about "cheap", but [The Technology Exists](https://www.arcwave.com/us/technologies)
Clearly, the solution is to steal their genders.
Can't seem to find it on Amazon for some reason. I am disappointed. Edit, was a country thing. Let's see if they ship to the US :P Annnd they're out of fucking stock
just google the brand and it comes up
Anyone have the link please
I *think* [this](https://luvkis.com/collections/vibrators/products/vibrating-tongue-clitoris-vibrator) is the one the post is about, unless I'm wrong, in which case it's not
God bless you ❤️
To shreds you say?
Female orgasms sounds fucking scary, man
Yeah but also I'm fuckin jealous, I'm a cis male but damn do want to try that, my yankin sessions vary from meh to oh god i just saw the the light across the tunnel(I'm exaggerating for dramatic effect) and i wanna see if the Luvkis oral stimulation massager tongue licking vibration toy for women with 7 speeds, women's waterproof clitoral massager nipples suction stimulation (purple) lives up to it's reputation
I'm just jealous, I've only really been able to get a day ending nut once, and I've been chasing the dragon ever since.
Huh, didn’t know screwing up your legs and dehydrating was a thing that could happen
I don't even have the right equipment and those reviews make me want to buy it
…opens amazon
Googling now, looks like it has similar price with satisfyer ($35 for satisfyer $37 for Luvkis both on sale now), the top review for satisfyer on Amazon is also fun to read, now need to decide which one to get🤔
Satisfyer Pro 2 is what I have, and I gotta say… that’s the good shit 👌 The charge lasts a crazy long time too.
I have the satisfyer penguin and life have never been so good
Maybe I’m dumb but… how does that shape stimulate the g spot at the same time??
The second one might be referring to to a different product that still has suction? Like [this](https://luvkis.com/products/thrusting-dildo-rabbit-vibrator) from the same site
Is there anything like this for prostates? 🥺
Check the replies to [this other comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/13gp5v7/have_a_blast/jk1hfam/?context=999).
*makes note*
My old friend dysphoria knocking on my door
*Slowly clicks 'Add to Cart.'*
dude this is why i wish I was a shapeshifter who could change genitals at will.
Getting bottom surgery for the sole purpose of being able to use one of these
I feel like you could make a song in the vein of Johnny jump up about that thing
Scientists finally crack the female orgasm, only 200 years after prescribing dildos
How the fuck are people supposed to compete with this
You're not? A toy is not a replacement for a partner unless the partner isn't good for anything but an orgasm.
You really think I dont know that? I am reading with my own two eyes the absolutely hilarious situation of someone accidentally making themselves so overstimulated that they become a powerwasher and need to actively hydrate and can't think or walk straight for the rest of the day, all in a milisecond of turning on a goofy ass named dollar store priced gizmo made of plastic. I am replying to this post, and you think my comment can be anything but a joke? You may have an annoying need to lecture others unpromted, get that checked please.
...I gotta get me one of these.
Jesus fuck I wish I had the body parts to try that out.