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KittycatGameplays

the origin story of Frosted Flakes is always so much weirder than I remember


hstormsteph

Don’t forget about the yoghurt enema chair 🥴


wizzbob05

The WHAT!?


MegaKabutops

John harvey kellogg was a very odd man. You know how some people took the idea of being devout and pious in all things and extended that to outlawing anything too fun, like board games and dancing? Kellogg took it all the way to wanting to eat food that doesn’t even taste good, under the belief that that would be too “exciting”, and made corn flakes as a result. His brother added the sugar frosting to sell cereal easier, which led to a falling-out. Kellogg was ALSO obsessed with maintaining gut health, and at the time yoghurt enemas were a thing which claimed to improve your colon’s microbiome health. He took that to the extreme too, inventing a chair that shoots a concerning amount of yoghurt up your ass. Nobody is quite sure how he reconciled his extremely anti-horny beliefs with that.


Voltblade

You forgot the circumcising children with acid.


MegaKabutops

I suppose it’s my turn now. Ahem…. The *What?*


Voltblade

Believed the best way to stop illness was to fix morality. And he believed that lust was the main reason for lack of morality. Therefor remove all sexual pleasure and reduce sex to a act solely for reproduction


MegaKabutops

I’m aware of that. I’m mainly confused about the acid bit.


Voltblade

Sprayed acid on girls genitals to remove the nerves


wumbo69420

I believe he used phenol (carbolic acid) if I remember correctly. Not great stuff to put on your bits.


mrguym4ster

shooting a concerning amount of a creamy white liquid into my ass you say? 🥺🥺🤤🤤


Kat1eQueen

😔


insomniac7809

Also worth pointing out that, while he was extremely successful and influential in his day, a lot of his ideas fell comfortably into the mainstream of the time. "Sickness and injury are improved with rest" is demonstrably true, so "avoid Excitement to preserve health" seems to follow pretty logically.


hstormsteph

#THE YOGHURT ENEMA CHAIR


FenexTheFox

# THE WHAT!?


Aggressive-Exam3222

Shove a bishop- I mean yogurt up your ass


Quarxnox

Why not both?


NounsAndWords

"Frosted" "Flakes"


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4thDevilsAdvocate

***"NONE OF YOU ARE FREE OF SIN"***


Voltblade

Oh so you don’t want to eat the wellness clinic cereal invented by a man who blasts yogurt up his ass at dangerous speeds, believed that blandness was a virtue, and circumcised both boys and girls because they were sexually immoral in his opinion.


leafyjack

Have you ever seen or read Road to Wellville? It's a fictional account of the health spa run by Kellogg in the 1900s, but it's got a fair amount of historical accuracy. Really bizarre movie but it's a fun watch if you enjoy satire.


MiningPotatoes

in the immortal words of Brennan Lee Mulligan: "that tiger can fucking get it"


Yingerfelton

Who is that and why are those their immortal words


Overused_Toothbrush

Brennan Lee Mulligan is a comedian on the YouTube channel College Humor and is a Dungeon Master and player on the YouTube channel Dimension 20.


4tomguy

He is also in my Top Ten Favorite People in the World


FenHarels_Heart

Same. He's honestly just so fun.


TastyBrainMeats

Tell him to get back to finally finishing *Strong Female Protagonist*, damn it!


tuana122000

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88et7YlmzTs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88et7YlmzTs)


AliasMcFakenames

[In case you wanted the exact context.](https://youtu.be/fd9CIQqvy2Y)


foxscribbles

GET IN THE COMMENTS!


BarovianNights

I think we already succeeded in that one


TotemGenitor

blocked, blocked, blocked


spiders_will_eat_you

I bet you wouldn't block them if they were horny posting about captain crunch


Spaghet4Ever

that's GILF #*blocked*


weird_bomb_947

in what world has captain crunch procreated. he’s just a PILF. person i want to fdigintoadeliciousbowlofhiscereal


No-Magazine-9236

captain crunch is not fit to sail a ship


Velthinar

So, I've finally found the one good thing about collections-of-tweets-as-an-article: [https://internet.gawker.com/tony-the-tiger-cant-tweet-without-furries-begging-him-f-1740600010](https://internet.gawker.com/tony-the-tiger-cant-tweet-without-furries-begging-him-f-1740600010) [https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tony-tiger-frosted-flakes-horny-twitter-furries\_n\_5bc015e8e4b01a01d689054b](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tony-tiger-frosted-flakes-horny-twitter-furries_n_5bc015e8e4b01a01d689054b)


red_bob

Fapping to furry to spite Mr Kellogg.


Lonewolf7113

They knew their target audience


Doctor_Cabbage

Half of the people who get this are from Internet Historian, and the other half were the ones who actually sent the messages to Tony.


insomniac7809

Nah. Look, I'm not a furry and I'm not really into guys, but I get it.


CrumpetsanCheese

why are his armpits detailed :(


bleepblooplord2

So, does everyone else remember the Grinch x Tony the Tiger fix-it fic?


Aetol

I was trying not to


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r/furry_irl


Skrrrtdotcom

Why are they writing tags like comments in c++


Artex301

Documentation.


Leo-bastian

we've all read that fanfic(or at least i have and am projecting that trauma on others), i don't think anyones surprised about that tiger being seen as sexual


hatethebritish

I don't think there is a "we"


Hot_Philosopher_6462

no, there definitely is


TastyBrainMeats

Grinch?


Artex301

David J. Prokopetz?


AscendedDragonSage

Meanwhile I'm just thinking about the UQuiz "no??? that's a wholeass lion"


GeekBlue

I admit I’ve drawn something unholy involving Tony the Tiger before


Haiwik

🥴


Thefloofreborn

not even 600 on either site


No1ofIntrst

Damn :( It’s tragic


drago_varior

Daddy tiger xD


sneakiestofsneks

Tony mans has his wholeass armpitussy out for everyone to ogle