John harvey kellogg was a very odd man.
You know how some people took the idea of being devout and pious in all things and extended that to outlawing anything too fun, like board games and dancing? Kellogg took it all the way to wanting to eat food that doesn’t even taste good, under the belief that that would be too “exciting”, and made corn flakes as a result. His brother added the sugar frosting to sell cereal easier, which led to a falling-out.
Kellogg was ALSO obsessed with maintaining gut health, and at the time yoghurt enemas were a thing which claimed to improve your colon’s microbiome health. He took that to the extreme too, inventing a chair that shoots a concerning amount of yoghurt up your ass.
Nobody is quite sure how he reconciled his extremely anti-horny beliefs with that.
Believed the best way to stop illness was to fix morality. And he believed that lust was the main reason for lack of morality. Therefor remove all sexual pleasure and reduce sex to a act solely for reproduction
Also worth pointing out that, while he was extremely successful and influential in his day, a lot of his ideas fell comfortably into the mainstream of the time. "Sickness and injury are improved with rest" is demonstrably true, so "avoid Excitement to preserve health" seems to follow pretty logically.
Oh so you don’t want to eat the wellness clinic cereal invented by a man who blasts yogurt up his ass at dangerous speeds, believed that blandness was a virtue, and circumcised both boys and girls because they were sexually immoral in his opinion.
Have you ever seen or read Road to Wellville? It's a fictional account of the health spa run by Kellogg in the 1900s, but it's got a fair amount of historical accuracy. Really bizarre movie but it's a fun watch if you enjoy satire.
So, I've finally found the one good thing about collections-of-tweets-as-an-article:
[https://internet.gawker.com/tony-the-tiger-cant-tweet-without-furries-begging-him-f-1740600010](https://internet.gawker.com/tony-the-tiger-cant-tweet-without-furries-begging-him-f-1740600010)
[https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tony-tiger-frosted-flakes-horny-twitter-furries\_n\_5bc015e8e4b01a01d689054b](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tony-tiger-frosted-flakes-horny-twitter-furries_n_5bc015e8e4b01a01d689054b)
we've all read that fanfic(or at least i have and am projecting that trauma on others), i don't think anyones surprised about that tiger being seen as sexual
the origin story of Frosted Flakes is always so much weirder than I remember
Don’t forget about the yoghurt enema chair 🥴
The WHAT!?
John harvey kellogg was a very odd man. You know how some people took the idea of being devout and pious in all things and extended that to outlawing anything too fun, like board games and dancing? Kellogg took it all the way to wanting to eat food that doesn’t even taste good, under the belief that that would be too “exciting”, and made corn flakes as a result. His brother added the sugar frosting to sell cereal easier, which led to a falling-out. Kellogg was ALSO obsessed with maintaining gut health, and at the time yoghurt enemas were a thing which claimed to improve your colon’s microbiome health. He took that to the extreme too, inventing a chair that shoots a concerning amount of yoghurt up your ass. Nobody is quite sure how he reconciled his extremely anti-horny beliefs with that.
You forgot the circumcising children with acid.
I suppose it’s my turn now. Ahem…. The *What?*
Believed the best way to stop illness was to fix morality. And he believed that lust was the main reason for lack of morality. Therefor remove all sexual pleasure and reduce sex to a act solely for reproduction
I’m aware of that. I’m mainly confused about the acid bit.
Sprayed acid on girls genitals to remove the nerves
I believe he used phenol (carbolic acid) if I remember correctly. Not great stuff to put on your bits.
shooting a concerning amount of a creamy white liquid into my ass you say? 🥺🥺🤤🤤
😔
Also worth pointing out that, while he was extremely successful and influential in his day, a lot of his ideas fell comfortably into the mainstream of the time. "Sickness and injury are improved with rest" is demonstrably true, so "avoid Excitement to preserve health" seems to follow pretty logically.
#THE YOGHURT ENEMA CHAIR
# THE WHAT!?
Shove a bishop- I mean yogurt up your ass
Why not both?
"Frosted" "Flakes"
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***"NONE OF YOU ARE FREE OF SIN"***
Oh so you don’t want to eat the wellness clinic cereal invented by a man who blasts yogurt up his ass at dangerous speeds, believed that blandness was a virtue, and circumcised both boys and girls because they were sexually immoral in his opinion.
Have you ever seen or read Road to Wellville? It's a fictional account of the health spa run by Kellogg in the 1900s, but it's got a fair amount of historical accuracy. Really bizarre movie but it's a fun watch if you enjoy satire.
in the immortal words of Brennan Lee Mulligan: "that tiger can fucking get it"
Who is that and why are those their immortal words
Brennan Lee Mulligan is a comedian on the YouTube channel College Humor and is a Dungeon Master and player on the YouTube channel Dimension 20.
He is also in my Top Ten Favorite People in the World
Same. He's honestly just so fun.
Tell him to get back to finally finishing *Strong Female Protagonist*, damn it!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88et7YlmzTs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88et7YlmzTs)
[In case you wanted the exact context.](https://youtu.be/fd9CIQqvy2Y)
GET IN THE COMMENTS!
I think we already succeeded in that one
blocked, blocked, blocked
I bet you wouldn't block them if they were horny posting about captain crunch
that's GILF #*blocked*
in what world has captain crunch procreated. he’s just a PILF. person i want to fdigintoadeliciousbowlofhiscereal
captain crunch is not fit to sail a ship
So, I've finally found the one good thing about collections-of-tweets-as-an-article: [https://internet.gawker.com/tony-the-tiger-cant-tweet-without-furries-begging-him-f-1740600010](https://internet.gawker.com/tony-the-tiger-cant-tweet-without-furries-begging-him-f-1740600010) [https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tony-tiger-frosted-flakes-horny-twitter-furries\_n\_5bc015e8e4b01a01d689054b](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tony-tiger-frosted-flakes-horny-twitter-furries_n_5bc015e8e4b01a01d689054b)
Fapping to furry to spite Mr Kellogg.
They knew their target audience
Half of the people who get this are from Internet Historian, and the other half were the ones who actually sent the messages to Tony.
Nah. Look, I'm not a furry and I'm not really into guys, but I get it.
why are his armpits detailed :(
So, does everyone else remember the Grinch x Tony the Tiger fix-it fic?
I was trying not to
r/furry_irl
Why are they writing tags like comments in c++
Documentation.
we've all read that fanfic(or at least i have and am projecting that trauma on others), i don't think anyones surprised about that tiger being seen as sexual
I don't think there is a "we"
no, there definitely is
Grinch?
David J. Prokopetz?
Meanwhile I'm just thinking about the UQuiz "no??? that's a wholeass lion"
I admit I’ve drawn something unholy involving Tony the Tiger before
🥴
not even 600 on either site
Damn :( It’s tragic
Daddy tiger xD
Tony mans has his wholeass armpitussy out for everyone to ogle