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Artex301

\*Walks up to a gay couple\* So which of you is the Straight Man and who's the Wise Guy?


FriendlySkyWorms

I don't thing either of them are the straight man.


Artex301

Mhm, you must be the Wise Guy.


Evil_Mushrooms

+500!


CueDramaticMusic

~~bi guys burgers and fries~~


demonking_soulstorm

I definitely think not playing along at all is being the straight man.


CassiusPolybius

[Straight Man! It's not orientation! It just means he's part of a double act! 'Cuz he's a-](https://youtu.be/yY4YmkEx2xo?si=UhujmM-aiIi5KxNf)


Tarviitz

Parkzer & DougDoug


Small-Cactus

I don't think they count because Parkzer is so wise that he could qualify for both roles


Imdepressed7778

Yeah but also no


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Fuck you don’t have to be right like this


SDinoGamer

Sounds about right.


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Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

[Bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/s/hBBkaUU2Et).


GreyInkling

He's more of a foil.


BadkyDrawnBear

I am an Adrian, I have hated this name all my life, it is a gay comedy name - just about every time I have heard my name in media, the character is either gay, or it's used in a routine. But the irony is that I am a silly gay goose IRL. A couple of weeks ago, I'm in bed with my husband and I don't remember what I did, but he just paused a couple of beats and said "not everything has to be funny Adrian".


Blade_of_Boniface

If it helps, I think Adrian is a beautiful, regal, yet modest name. It's reminiscent of the name of an Emperor of Rome, Hadrian. The name can be traced further back to the Etruscan community of Adria which is where we get the name of the northernmost arm of water in the Mediterranean, the Adriatic Sea.


MathematicianTop1853

Adrian, is, in my humble, unqualified, and uncultured opinion, a great name.


Ind1go_Owl

Adrian is also the name of Alucard from Castlevania.


Manabit

I picture the boyfriend with ProZD's voice


Levee_Levy

English needs a word other than "picture" for auditory imagination. Maybe say "I mp3 the boyfriend"?


TheChartreuseKnight

Imagine.


ImMeloncholy

Dragon


Heloimscale

One singular dragon


DefinitelyNotErate

They're rather big, It's best to start with just one then work your way up from there.


morbnowhere

I'd like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly


SpateF

***Radioactive starts playing***


DefinitelyNotErate

*It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep!*


ZoroeArc

Holy crap, where?


Melrose_Jac

It's easy if you try


Pokesonav

Crabs


extremepayne

all the people


JSConrad45

We have one! It's audiate. So they audiate the boyfriend with ProZD's voice.


Levee_Levy

Whoa! New word! But is it music-specific? (not that I'm disparaging ProZD's voice as anything less than musical)


JSConrad45

I've only ever heard musicians talk about it, but there's nothing about the concept that's inherently music-specific. After all, people can and do use all manner of sounds and noises in music, and can audiate them when composing or remembering a piece


Levee_Levy

Right, I didn't mean the concept—I meant the word itself. It was new to me, so I tried looking it up, and what I found were definitions about music specifically.


sandpittz

read "hello adrian" like Luigi says "hello mario" in the sex ed video


CueDramaticMusic

The fucking what


sandpittz

https://youtu.be/Pr1ju6GoCsY it brings me so much joy to introduce you to this


CueDramaticMusic

I have so many questions, like “how was this conceived 16 fucking years ago”, and “what do you mean that one sound bite of “Hello Mario” wasn’t Chris Pratt, but this YouTube video old enough to be a high school sophmore”


sandpittz

that video helped me learn so much back when they showed it to us in school in the '90s. if Luigi wasn't there with his big heaping spaghetti pile of informacioné then I don't know where I would've ended up today. shame Nintendo got in so much trouble for it


Imdepressed7778

Wait I thought this was some god tier shitpost its officially made by Nintendo????


kapottebrievenbus

to smooth shark, or not smooth shark, that is the question


BlaiddsDrinkingBuddy

I’m pretty sure this was from the 90’s


CueDramaticMusic

No I am going to live in the imagined world where this was a truly ancient YTP of that one Nintendo cartoon and not a real thing people made for kids


UltimateInferno

I'm going to be real, I thought "Hello Mario" soundbite was from Vinesauce.


sandpittz

it really does sound like something vinny would come up with. im surprised he didn't


ZackFrost

This comment gave me a concussion


linuxaddict334

https://www.tumblr.com/isaiahomega/739226518901932032?source=share -linux guy⚠️


Blade_of_Boniface

My fiancé has a handful of relatively tame pet names like "darling" and several Italian/Yiddish/Swiss variants of "my love", but I like to get creative. It's not that he has any less affection for me, quite the opposite. It's more a question of love language. In my view, he is a Warrior, Master, Sage, Lover and all-around Knight who deserves to be showered with praise at every opportunity.


Lots42

Captain Holt vibes.


XAlphaWarriorX

This post made me stare at the ceiling for 5 minutes with a deep yearning in my heart. I- I want to be called sweetheart darling honey lovely boy too...(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)


Random-Rambling

You know what, I'm HERE for that sort of relationship dynamic! The "straight man" does not need to be straight OR a man!


Velvety_MuppetKing

I am the Bert in every relationship I will ever have.


Commercial-Tea-4816

Zagreus and Thanatos


KingKanga24

Me to my cat


LR-II

I am both of these people depending on the time of day.


Chaudsss

Mitch and Cam


Blazeng

Dagoth Ur and Nerevarine energy


XAlphaWarriorX

*Welcome sweetheart darling dearest, to this place where your destiny is made*


mnmmnmnmnmn

THAT JUMPSCARED ME WTF


mnmmnmnmnmn

*that's how I would act fr if I had someone `-'


ReverseJackalope

Laszlo and Nandor from What we do in the shadows


M1A1HC_Abrams

Laszlo and Nadja


aliensuperstars_

dare to say, this is so Craig and Tweek. Craig calling him "honey", "babe", and Tweek just like "ok dude" lmao 😭😭


StropsAE

Yo, Adrian


AlexEvenstar

The only pet name me and my gf use for each other is "Punk" lol


Forsaken_Air2586

I'm going to need to use gay little knuckles in conversation


RagnarockInProgress

“HERE’S-A MY BROTHER LUIGI-“