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Remember_Padraig

Its a fascinating mix of tumblr and reddit bc "crawling back down ~~my~~ your well" is more of a tumblr thing to say


Madden09IsForSuckers

So chances are, OP is one of us freaks who uses this sub


cornonthekopp

Theres a lot of crossover these days. I remember the big tumblr migration last year when the new reddit update dropped. I ended up crawling back to reddit eventually but im sure a lot of people did end up becoming tumblr purists


SnorkaSound

Yeah, I've been on both since then.


FLAMING_tOGIKISS

While I can definitely see the reddit vibe, it's still clearly at least trying to sound like tumblr. It gives the impression to me of a redditor who has seen plenty of tumblr screenshots but is only recently migrating.


TotemGenitor

Subject 22: First successful instance of a tumblrina-redditor hybrid. Testing seems to indicate that standard tumblrina reject subject, having identifiying them as a redditor. Redditors observing the scene have noticed subject is unusual, though it is unclear whether they will outright reject the subject or not. More testing required.


BinJLG

> Reddit is a website for people who like to type. And tumblr - *a blogging site* - isn't??


ChromeWisp

We're not so different, we and they.


VampiricDragonWizard

Their barbaric typing vs our noble blogging


thunderPierogi

Reddit is for debates and intentionally worded essays about stupid shit Tumblr is shitposts and carnal screeching


BinJLG

...you've never actually used tumblr before, have you?


thunderPierogi

To be fair I just joined a few months ago and all I’ve encountered so far is the gimmick accounts and Neil Gaiman


BinJLG

That explains a lot. If you're in any fandoms, try following some people who blog about it or searching "\[fandom\] meta." Speaking from over 10 years of experience on the site, you will find essays about the thing you're looking into eventually. They won't necessarily be *good* essays, but there'll be essays nonetheless lol.


IrvingIV

If you migrate to the right parts of reddit you'll hear plenty of delightfully carnal screeching. There's also plenty of shitposts if you know where to look.


TheDocHealy

Wizardposting is a personal favorite, who doesn't love a wizard themed shit post.


skinnbones3440

I was criticized for talking "like this" on AIM in 2002-2005 tyvm. Reddit has nothing to do with it.


gkamyshev

and yet here you are 20 damn years later I am very intelligent


chrosairs

*Society*


FkinShtManEySuck

bottoms text


Randomd0g

They sure do


n0b0D_U_no

So the text tops you? How do I get it to do that for me?


PerfectlyFramedWaifu

You put it in uppercase.


bestibesti

There were always redditors, even in the cave people times


SpanishInquisition88

Even in the year 24?


The_Unkowable_

especially in the year 24


Serrisen

But not the year 25. Skipped that one


NeonNKnightrider

You can take the man out of Reddit but you cannot take the Reddit out of the man


Peach_Muffin

Same but for MSN. In retrospect my autism diagnosis is not that surprising.


Sachyriel

If Microsoft brought back MSN Messenger they'd probably recapture the market by millennial nostalgia, the inertia of them moving back in would drag the rest of the market with them. But knowing Microsoft they'd probably fuck it up and add in Teams integration or mandatory LinkedIn profiles.


Elite_AI

Reddit kept the flame alive when everyone else had long moved on. This sort of speak used to be all over 4chan, for example.


AnalVoreXtreme

the "gentlemanly" era of internet typing is dead and gone. thank fucking god


molecularmadness

the fires of the early bbs flame wars still burn brightly in my heart.


erinsintra

You just won the internet for today good sir! 😂


luckykitto

This ^


DLRsFrontSeats

Reddit on!


thehillshaveI

this is the way


pm_me-ur-catpics

Just kill me


thehillshaveI

take my updoot good sir (i hate myself for typing this)


enneh_07

Wholesome 100


kapottebrievenbus

thanks for the reddit gold kind stranger!


Artarara

I wished we still had free awards


thehillshaveI

me too, but mostly because that got me years of ad-free reddit.


yummythologist

Thank you kind stranger! 🤢


pickled_juice

google en passant


SnorkaSound

no this ones fine


TheFreebooter

Damn imagine being a redditor


CommanderNorton

couldn't be me


LightOfLoveEternal

Ew, gross


anonymister_audio

I speak, think, write, type, etc in monologs You ask me a question that has to do with anything at all about my personality or habits, and I have a novel for you. No matter how minor. I can describe my exact thought process for every movement I'm insane and my friends have to deal with it, put me out of their misery


skorletun

You know what? Let's go. Write me a novel. I'll ask the starting question: where do you usually buy your shoes from?


Character-Today-427

Not a question for me but you have no clue how much I hate buying shoes. I am size 16 1/2 and they don't make them unless you custom ask for them which makes it more expensive so I have to chose between slightly tight 16 and slightly loose 17 if I want to have affordable shoes. They aren't also sold in any store unless you a are willing to drop 1000$+ on shoes and I'm not so I have to surd for reviews and brands that actually give size 17s or 16s and won't cost me half an arm


Ajibooks

This sounds so annoying to deal with. Jsyk I have absorbed this info now and will very likely use it to write a fluffy fanfic someday in which a person with big feet falls in love with a shoemaker hobbyist. And I hope you meet someone like that in real life.


skorletun

EU size 38,5 here, I feel for you mate I really do. :')


anonymister_audio

I haven't bought a pair of shoes in over 2 years, since my sister gave me hoka running shoes for Christmas 2022. She's a nurse and says they're really good for your feet, but expensive as hell All my shoes from prior years still fit, and the only ones I've ever worn enough to wear out are running shoes, so as long as I have a pair of those, I don't buy shoes I think I'll buy a pair of hokas in a few months. The old ones are getting worn down I've also moved 9 times by the time I turned 22 (I'm now 27), so I have no stable place I go for shoes. I think I've bought 1 pair of shoes since moving to my current spot


MistaJelloMan

I’ve bout the same pair of moccasins online over the last 5 years. I bought dress shoes from a shoe station once or twice for work and job interviews.


ucksawmus

whic moccs?????


Ajibooks

I bought a sweater for myself without checking the size and got it home and it was too small. It retails for $99 but I bought it at TJ Maxx for $20. I was disappointed and I didn't have the receipt so I sent it to my internet friend. She said, hey, I got the sweater! What's the story here? Because she knew there was gonna be a story. The poor woman.


newyne

Same.


incriminatinglydumb

Your comment was read in the Patrick Bateman voice.


anonymister_audio

Can you believe that this is how intense I am after years of mellowing out


RandomAmbles

You have friends? Notarealredditor!


Dclnsfrd

**Redditors** like to hear themselves talk? I think only a small percentage of tumblr blogs *aren’t* run by English majors/fanfic high schoolers/theater kids/etc. We’re online because we **all** like the smell of our own bull. We just have different linguistic ways of differentiating in-groups and out-groups


throwaway332434532

Tumblr and Reddit are two sides of the same coin and that coin is autism


TheCapitalKing

Where is forchan on that spectrum


PridefulFlareon

4chan is the metal the coin is made of


Elite_AI

Sad guy in a bland hoodie and tracksuit who keeps his earphones in and never looks up. 


TheDocHealy

Oh shit that used to be me minus the track pants, jeans or nothing.


Redqueenhypo

The smart kid at my school who wore a tweed suit, burned an hourglass tattoo into his hand, then got expelled in senior year for strangling in english class


SquidsInATrenchcoat

I don’t get why someone couldn’t just wait to strangle until *after* English class


solidfang

Lawful autistic: Reddit Neutral autistic: Tumblr Chaotic autistic: 4chan


TheDocHealy

They're the site that claims to have autism to deflect that actually it's actually just an asshole.


NeonNKnightrider

Tumblr users complaining about how Redditors are terrible has to be some of the most blatant hypocrisy I have ever seen Bro could not recognize themselves in a mirror


throwawayoogaloorga2

its funny because the way you worded this is so reddit


Dclnsfrd

I’ve spent much more time around reddit than tumblr, so that tracks


Coolest_Pickle

you can easily tell who's a redditor cus they'll endlessly complain about stupid shit. you can easily tell who's a tumblrite cus they'll endlessly complain about redditors. also that title couldn't possibly be more ironic lol


Solarwagon

>because they're also the kind of person to hear themselves talk. Glass houses and stones when we're talking about Tumblr where people will go into a several thousand word rant about how Pokemon is transphobic and problematic according to Althusser stuff like that.


DreadDiana

Yeah, the "redditor" comment is indistinguishable from any other Tumblr user throwing shade


Elite_AI

Nah, it sounds a lot like reddit.


melonsnek_evildoer05

i saw some ppl on tumblr say something similar so I didn't think it was reddit until the last pic


Winter-Guarantee9130

Have you Been to Tumblr since 2013?? It’s mostly shitposts, aesthetics and art sharing. That whole SJW stereotype was always exaggerated in its prevalence.


DreadDiana

I'm on Tumblr. You still see those kinds of rants today. People even screenshot them and post them here or on r/Tumblr


RainbowSkyOne

That side of Tumblr has been very effectively quarantined. Can't find it unless you try these days. Meanwhile on Reddit, I'm half expecting this very comment to get "uhm acktually'd" Edit: This comment did, in fact, get "uhm acktually'd" 😂


Prestigious_Row_8022

Disagree. I follow a Star Wars the old republic video game art and I *still* get bullshit in my feed. Do you know how niche that is comparatively?


Winter-Guarantee9130

True. I really wish that stereotype would fuckin die already. Anytime I say “Huh, that scene’s kinda iffy” I get jumped on by people who think “problematic” equals “should not exist/moral hardline/irredeemable”  because like, 4 people have that attitude and now every person who cares about what media normalizes is automatically some hyper-sanitary caricature.


XyleneCobalt

Me when I say something wrong but said "if you disagree with me you're a loser" first


yungsantaclaus

It's always "mostly" been that, but there's still plenty of word vomit. And we know that because a lot of it gets reposted on this sub


Winter-Guarantee9130

Do they get posted??? I check the sub pretty regularly and rarely see anybody being unreasonable or bullheaded like the SJW stereotype. “Idiots exist on a social media platform.” More at 11.


yungsantaclaus

This all kicked off from someone pointing out "they're also the kind of person who likes to hear themselves talk" is equally applicable to both websites This is clearly true irrespective of how reasonable or calf-headed you find the rants that get cross-posted onto here So, sure, more at 11


XyleneCobalt

You literally see them every day on this sub. People starting discourse over the dumbest shit.


LightTankTerror

It’s the soapbox kind of content that I see mostly here on self post Sunday- wait a second They quarantined the *redditors*


StickBrickman

I'm there for the shitposts tbh the fact that 100% of all Tumblr users, myself included, are queer dropout spazmos is just a bonus


BeanOfKnowledge

Intressting how many people disagree with you, as if there hadn't been a [post on here](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/s/c9tmZhQK0Y ) three months ago that called Elf on the Shelf "Surveillance State Propaganda"


TheDocHealy

Don't forget the constant warring over what ships are allowed to be discussed.


tactical_hotpants

nobody on tumblr types those up these days, over there you're more likely to see a post that's just my althussy????????


Sachyriel

Yes but Tumblr users smell different. Like any social media website has people who can go on rants and get likes or retweets, but they feel different cause their audience is different so they play to different cultures. Redditors are the kind of people who either want to be the smartest person in the room or agree with the smart person so they can ride their coattails. This is reinforced with the up vote system.


Reasonable_Feed7939

The only difference is that Tumblr is leagues gayer. That's why they smell better.


3dgyt33n

Reddit accent son or Tumblr accent daughter


TheDocHealy

Tumblr accent daughter, I ain't having no reddit accent son. 🤠


kmjulian

Counterpoint: Tumblr has that insult that they all crow about: “The bar was in hell, yet here you are playing limbo with the devil.” That’s as Reddit as it gets.


Duinegiedh32

And yet you use Reddit. Curious! I am very intelligent.


Elite_AI

I love how this is a reference, which is the epitome of Reddit comedy


PineconeSnowstorm

Reference? I love references.


Kaboose456

>CaptainAmerica_I_UnderstoodThatReference.gif


InkDrach

I'm very close to using the s-word now


Duinegiedh32

And yet you haven’t, Mx liberal? The woke left truely has no spine. Literally George Orwell in 1984.


Sphiniix

It reads as if AI was trained only on reddit comments


Duinegiedh32

No, I am a real boy.


KirbyFan198

knights be like


throwawayoogaloorga2

um actually im one of the GOOD redditors because i also use other websites and shake my fist and every other post here in disapproval. this means im exempt from the neckbeard stereotype!!


autogyrophilia

Play stupid games win stupid prices


OnlySmiles_

minor spelling mistake kill squad engaged


IrvingIV

the price is your kidney


Lenni-Da-Vinci

As a tumblr veteran I can say the right response would have been: „good job, I see we learned how numbers work today :)“


Timbeon

"Crawl back down your well" on its own would also work


Rat-Lord-Reggie

I think it's mostly the 'take my reblog' that's the issue here, too reminiscent of 'take my upvotes and get out of here' that you see on reddit


Kiwi_Doodle

That is really the only reddit thing in there. It's an oddly self obsessed thing to say and tumblr is bothing if not self-hating


Crus0etheClown

Oh so *that's* why I'm here tee hee


Dks_scrub

I wasn’t like this before I started using this site, I swear to god. You all did this to me.


HkayakH

that is not what a redditor would say. they'd say "Not all 2024ians. someone born December 13ths 2024 would still be 23."


VergeThySinus

I feel called out for my verbosity. You didn't have to make your title that kind of nuclear roast for yourself and every redditor.


WodenoftheGays

Redditors just don't know what belongs in tags and what belongs in the post. >#and honestly you wouldn't see so much of a difference if you imagine a few pounds every 140 characters and for sentence breaks #plus the tumblr vocabulary and idiom inventory is just as embarassing because nobody can enjoy community peaceably for too long without some sad sack coming #along and telling everybody to pack it up #sonic amy shippers dni Edit: fuck it. I tried. I'm not from reddit. I know how to not get pixelated not include a pound in text. My effort stops at quoting


Sachyriel

Use backslash to escape markup formatting. `\#whatever` will give you the # without making it big.


WodenoftheGays

Thank you. #now make me able to yell in tags on tumblr and you are the greatest wizard who ever lived.


immoralObject

My main means of ensuring I don't talk like a Redditor involves fervently espousing the values of religion, capitalism, and sports with pure genuine conviction and low levels of irony. My sentence structure, unfortunately, may be unfixable.


[deleted]

doh, I am called out directly here


weird_bomb_947

tbf i would argue most other social media has it’s own kind of feel


hamilton-trash

this is like a[10] being the same as 10[a]


Longjumping_Ad2677

….. ….. I do like to type for fun reasons. Occupies you while you listen to music.


RandomAmbles

"One-night stand"? Good Sir, I am a *Redditor*. SEX was never an option.


ZipperozicReddit

My posts undergo several drafts, but specifically so they become more incomprehensible.


fureto

holy shit


Heroic-Forger

and the badger song is now 20 years old :(


billy-gnosis

i hate talking to people -Billy Gnosis


KirasHandPicDealer

what if tumblr and reddit kissed 👉👈


sunnyydayman

id be genuinely upset if this happened to me


LuigiMarioBrothers

 us Reddit fans would sing our praise for the Big Chungus and Keanu Reaves I think this is slightly inaccurate 


SeallyHeally2

good thing I’m not a redditor


rheactions3

Eat my updoot.


moneyh8r

What?


LeStroheim

Death


BvByFoot

White noise posters drive me up the wall (this one included)


cungledick

ouch


FrogMilennium77

Oh please, Reddit is the social media for intellectuals. OOP has no need to apologize.


demonking_soulstorm

Reddit is the social media of fools and jesters.


Galle_

You have an unusually high opinion of Reddit.


demonking_soulstorm

Maybe.


FrogMilennium77

TikTok is the social media of fools and jesters.


demonking_soulstorm

Oh, you’re one of *those*.


FrogMilennium77

Hey, at least I have some self-respect.


demonking_soulstorm

Are you supposing that I do not?


FrogMilennium77

You disrespect your own social media.


demonking_soulstorm

"My own social media" it's a fucking website. I hold no more loyalty to it than I do to the supermarket.


FrogMilennium77

To each their own, I suppose.


demonking_soulstorm

No, not “to each their own”, it’s a corporation that doesn’t care about you or me. Why are you loyal to this machine?


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Ildaiaa

Why did you write an essay of answers to a post with less than 20 upvotes


Amon274

Cause their insufferable.


oddityoughtabe

They’re* hehe


Tuzszo

Thei'yr


inemsn

You know that whole "I have hidden myself beneath too many layers of irony and I've forgotten who I am" thing? Yeah, I genuinely can't tell if this is the best satire ever or if OP is lobotomized.


Amon274

So it’s seems you mastered the ability to suck yourself off


RoyalPeacock19

This just confuses me.