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Golden_Frog0223

Crimew strikes again.


MoonyIsTired

I think Crimew said it didn't have anything to do with this one but I could be mixing this up with another post I do follow multiple trans programmers who call themselves catgirls though


No_Student_2309

Lots of trans girls who are either doggirls or catgirls, i'm noticing


TheHiddenNinja6

There's a high correlation between trans girls and programmers And also a high correlation between furries and programmers So I think the link is there


Furry_69

Less high than you'd think for both of those. Most programmers are stereotypical cishet white men. - an autistic transfem software engineer


Sergnb

I think it’s less “a lot of programmers are trans catgirls” and more “a lot of trans catgirls are programmers”.


keyboard-sexual

Putting on the catears is like the next leaf in the skill tree fr


Furry_69

I can't tell if you're talking about me or you. If you're talking about me, I'm already a catgirl, I just couldn't work out how to fit it in the description, so I didn't include it. \*shrugs autistically\*


keyboard-sexual

I mean moreso in general because the amount of generic sad white boys to nyaa nyaa trans women in tech is kinda unreal. Don't even get me started on the fucking programming socks jfc


Canopenerdude

I think it's more about relative frequency than absolute


KIDA_Rep

The right is fighting the wrong fights, they need to start going after those damn programming socks, those things have turned more men trans than any drag show or drag queen story telling will ever do.


Tacticalcombine

Can't forget the femboys


TheTransistorMan

Maybe because binary trees are a special case.


sentient_capital

Catgirls and puppygirls are not inherently furries, so I have to disagree here 🤷‍♀️


Eikuld

It’s that and the “:3” that made it obvious lol. Back in the day, I would assume it’s the weebs but it’s now that


chairmanskitty

If you're already questioning societal conventions and placing yourself outside them to express who you are, it's not a big step to do that in more than one area. Also, cats and dogs are creatures that get attention, hugs, and love without much being demanded of them and while being mostly accepted for who they are. That fits very well with the gap that being a trans woman can leave in someone's life, especially before they hatch. [Default Heterosexual Sadomasochism](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqloPw5wp48&t=5216s) leaves many closeted trans women with significant preferences on the feminine side of the artificial boundary chronically unsatisfied. This dissatisfaction [finds release in fantasy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqloPw5wp48&t=4162s), and that fantasy can be misplaced through taboo or random misattribution into kink.


tringle1

Not me and my squish being right on the border of furries lol. She’s a catgirl and I’m apparently a puppygirl, although I argue I’m also a catgirl or at least foxgirl. It’s not that serious a part of my identity, but I have weirdly strong opinions about it sooo idk. It’s fun to roleplay with someone who fits your vibe.


azur_owl

I mean foxes are just cat software on dog hardware, best of both worlds! (I know it’s more complicated than that but shhhhh)


SapphicBunnies

What would the reverse be?


GrayHyena

You mean dog software, cat hardware? Spotted Hyena


Ordinary_Divide

not me. im a foxgirl


SnugglyKnight

ELI5 on crimew?


JimothyCarter

[Probably quicker to link to her Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maia_arson_crimew)


NeonNKnightrider

It’s a weird feeling to see a Wikipedia article for a person I think of as “that funny cat who I see some posts of sometimes.” Same energy as Neil Gaiman posting on tumblr I guess


JimothyCarter

Something incredible to see someone shitposting about being wanted by the United States


cut_rate_revolution

Props to the Swiss govt for not extraditing her.


SafeVariation9042

Switzerland can't extradite Swiss citizens, Probably not the best idea to leave the country and go shopping in Germany anymore though ;)


ResearcherTeknika

I think its the exact opposite as neil. Neil is "famous person who happens to have a tumblr account." Crimew is "tumblr user who did something to make them famous"


Cherrytros

It's a weird feeling seeing a wikipedia article of someone I'm mutuals with on multiple social media platforms, didn't even know she was semi-famous until later haha


TheZJ04

It feels more like the ying to Neil Gaiman’s Yang, if that makes sense


SnugglyKnight

Ahh, i remember her, its the girl that leaked the no fly list Apparently, arabic & russian sounding names are overwhelmingly overrepresented in that list


milkymaniac

Hell, we knew that without the leak, but it's nice to have proof.


Euwoo

Rest of the world really need to step up their “being a recognized threat to America”game. Get some Germans up on the board or something.


FocusPerspective

I wonder why 🙄


weirdo_nb

Based hackzor


LazyDro1d

I wonder why… couldn’t be because many Arab nations are or have history of being our enemies with some recently normalizing relationships and Russia actively being a belligerent state against us and our allies


soren82002

there were literally 4 and 5 year olds on the list >many Arab nations are or have history of... the list has 1.47 million names on it. CAIR estimated 98% are muslim, including people like literally just a Muslim mayor in New Jersey or people with similar names to actual terrorists. somehow I don't think you can justify that without a bit of the ol' racism


LazyDro1d

Well that’s an entirely different statement than just “there were a lot of Arab and Russian names”


LazyDro1d

Oh that’s even lamer, they just found it on some arbitrary airline’s databases


Golden_Frog0223

https://www.tumblr.com/tgttos/707175984468803584/cat-who-hacksd-the-no-fly-list-literally-my-hero?source=share


chgxvjh

https://youtu.be/FgbQb7G6e7w


Random-Rambling

Not necessarily. I'm sure she's not the ONLY catgirl hacker on Earth.


Vasxus

it said it didnt do this one


Pop_Iwan

Pole spotted


Herrgul

Went to a protestant church the other day and saw some suspiciously Catholic stuff there. Asked the groundskeeper about it who said ukrainians and poles borrow the space for their services. Looked in the ukrainian corner where there was just 4 chairs and a pew, then went to the polish corner and ofc it had the largest picture of Pope John Paul II i ever seen strung up on the wall.


MuffledBlue

Elegancko 👍


Pop_Iwan

Yup cheks out


PsycheTester

Yup Czechia isn't welcome in this here shrine of the Christ of Nations


Microif

Me when I meet up with my friend from Poland


mcvos

Could someone try this with my printer? Because I can't get network printing to work anymore.


Odd-Accident-7188

Just fbi dot gov slash printershacking and boom, done Edit: Keeping yall cybersafe, make sure that you use H teeteepes one dot on top another dot slash slash before typing fbi dot gov


SpongeJake

Boomer here. You’re speaking my language sonny. Thanks. Now get off my lawn


ajskates98

What the hell is printer shacking and how will it keep me safe?


lonely_nipple

Print shack! Baby print shack!


mcvos

If you see a faded paper coming out of the tray that says Ink is low in the print shack! Print shack yeah yeah! I'm looking at the cartridge, it's fine. Looking how to print this job of mine. I've got a print job, it's as big as a whale and we're heading down to the print shack I've got me an HP, and it refuses to print, so hurry up! And bring your subscription money.


Knochenlos22

H teeteepes🤣 Love it


orthogonius

I think you mean "backslash backslash" \s


EtherealPheonix

Sure just drop your network IP


gekx

Okay, it's 192.168.0.3


EtherealPheonix

What are you doing in my walls!


MooseSuspicious

The folks at r/masterhacker may be able to help you out


jasonjr9

I need to unsecure my printer and see if I can get the friendly catgirl hacker to come for me…!


atomheartother

Tell me your public IP and an open forwarded port and I'll hack you sweetie uwu


G00DLuck

192.168.0.1 Hunter2


Xevailo

I am tempted to recreate and print this one on some company printers that aren't and shouldn't be connected to the internet


Marua12345

They will find out in 1 sec who printed it. Just print it at home and leave at work printer tray.


ralgrado

If they can find out like that then they should be able to find out that it wasn't printed there or not?


Kallik

Of course but it'll cause some fun and chaos before they figure it out


ralgrado

I think I'd rather do it as a an April's fool to my colleagues but involve IT beforehand. An April's fool that puts any actual extra workload on them would be a shitty prank and maybe even cause for a written warning.


Afraid_War917

I like you. Ethical pranking is the way


Xevailo

Working remote the latter Option will prove both more difficult AND more suspicious than a printjob coming from a Service account running on an internal VM ;)


harveyshinanigan

they can find out what printer prints a paper. It's the technology known as "yellow dots"


Marua12345

Sure but your average IT department can't do that in 1 sec


ScarletteVera

:3


HyperNathan

Ɛ:


MrSandman28

;3


htmlcoderexe

ω̈


bvader95

Polska przejmuje tę drukarkę.


Clivellus

Papież Jan Paweł jumpscare


irelephant_T_T

Never forward port 9000.


Consistently_Carpet

Yeah but this is over 9000


irelephant_T_T

I misremembered. 9100 and 9900 are the jetdirect ports.


Nemovy

Cat girl as in feline or catholic?


Cleaver_Fred

Feline 


htmlcoderexe

Addicted to cathol


davonius

a friendly cat girl hacker :3


Packet_Aces

There is zero chance they're not Polish


InternationalOkra983

Looks like Crimew's up to no good again!


WaitHowDidIGetHere92

More like chaotic good.


Oggnar

I read this as 'catholic'


slackmaster

Why the pope, tho.


3-I

Catgirl.


ans-myonul

Did OP have to explain to their Dad & his colleagues what a catgirl is?


3-I

Do you think the younger generation invented catgirls, son? Mankind has been fapping to catgirls since the dawn of artistic expression.


FlyingDragoon

I hear people from the 80s jerked it to this show all the time. It's me, I'm a people from the 80s: [Thundercats](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0088631/)


leakmydata

Comic sans? On my fax machine?


inthevendingmachine

Localized entirely within your network.


dajmer

got hacked via unsecure port 2137 ggwp


East_End878

That's truly a Chaotic Good.


kontrarianin

HABEMUS PAPAI


The_Charskull

White Hat hackers are great. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.


WhyAmIHire

2137


Lots42

HP printer owners probably a little jealous right now, HP is known for bad printing everything.


Kira-Of-Terraria

if any friendly catgirl hackers want to help further my computer knowledge and literacy... hello owo;


TrueJinHit

Did the heroine have to use that much ink....


A_Combat_Lettuce

This is such an old photo… u/repostsleuthbot


SunderedValley

Bold of her to assume they'd find a way to without step by step instructions. Also printers are evil and have been getting steadily worse for 30 years.


Polka_Bird

COMIC SANS!


coolplate

Well that's nice!


schono

The best message the pope could have given


Applekid1259

I had this happen when I was a teen in the early 2000's. Fixed my security real fast.


altdultosaurs

Awww I bet her lil white or grey hat has kitty ears.


emu108

https://census2012.sourceforge.net/paper.html - very entertaining read.


waydeultima

I've printed chicken.pdf at a few restaurants in my time.


Slyme-wizard

Chaotic Good


Honkhonk81

If a friendly catgirl hacker did this with my printer, I would simply fall in love and leave my printer vulnerable in the chance that maybe she would visit me again


LeftStatistician7989

Just printing 50 copies of this and lay this in a bunch of printer trays to scare people.


tsotsi_zombie

At first, I thought that was a picture of the holy Steve Martin.


defaultusername-17

cat girl hacker... you buried the lede OP.


ProbablyForgotImHere

Why the picture of the Pope? Not even the current one.


Wise_Beautiful6087

I don't know anything about printers but I thought whoever sent this was nice in telling you how to fix it 🙂


-NinjaTurtleHermit-

Is she right? Is her advice accurate, or is it a trick?


alt-art-natedesign

Appropriate use of the pope, considering she's doing God's work


Woolilly

Chaotic good behavior


MahouShitpost

looks like it's running low on yellow ink


MrCobalt313

Grey Hat Hacking in a nutshell.


RilohKeen

Pretty sure the “catgirl” who did this looks like the Warcraft gamer guy from South Park.


SpiceLettuce

I believed this until the last part


FocusPerspective

“Hacker” lol She leaks data other people got, then uses those passwords to login to things then make a big deal about how elite she is. 


IndigoAnimates

Wat. Mate, she literally just used an easily exploitable error on the printer to inform the people using it of said easily exploitable error so they can fix it, and jokingly signed herself as a "friendly catgirl hacker" at the end. You have no way of knowing if she "leaks other people's data" like you rudely, baselessly assumed. It's really not as big a deal as you make it out to be, calm down.


Sin_winder

Dude this guy is a masterhacker. How dare she say she's the same as him. It is an insult to the great masterhackers such as him.


DreadDiana

They may think it was crimewwas who did this


weirdo_nb

You have no idea what a hacker is, do you?


FocusPerspective

I guess twenty years in cyber threat intel and DFIR aren’t as meaningful as being a random Redditor.  Why don’t you explain to me what a hacker is 🙄 Let me break it down in simple terms: If your friend planned an intricate bank robbery and pulled it off on their own and got away with it, stealing the contents of all safe deposit boxes and the cash vault, we would obviously call them a bank robber.  If you went to your friends house and he handed you a bag of gold coins HE stole from the bank, we would not call YOU a bank robber.  You’re just someone who knows bank robbers and wants your name attached to other people’s work.  These data leaks she shares are already known by other ACTUAL hackers who do the actual hacking.  Threat Intel workers also have access to these data leaks through various platforms government agencies and big corporations use.  If I were to say, find a huge data set of a leak involving Target’s consumer data, and I shared it on WikiLeaks, would you say I was a “hacker”? https://dehashed.com/ Start there. Then check out the various breach forums.  You will see tons of data OTHER PEOPLE stole. Then you can pretend your an elite hacker too 🙄


weirdo_nb

I guess it doesn't mean you know what a hacker is, given your basic lack of understanding of the concept, everyone wears different hats, and sometimes they wear white hats. I'm not a hacker, but what a hacker does is bypass digital security in some way, not just leaking a database


3-I

Okay. Why do you care?


masterpierround

> If your friend planned an intricate bank robbery and pulled it off on their own and got away with it, stealing the contents of all safe deposit boxes and the cash vault, we would obviously call them a bank robber.  > > If you went to your friends house and he handed you a bag of gold coins HE stole from the bank, we would not call YOU a bank robber.  That's not even similar to what's happened here. What's happened here is more like if someone figured out how to bypass the security system at every chase bank, and then gave (or sold) that knowledge to another party. That other party then used that knowledge to very easily bypass the bank's security and steal things. By virtually all definitions, the second person is a bank robber. Just because they didn't devise any of the plans or methods for robbing the bank doesn't mean they didn't rob the damn thing.