Glad we have the Chile biology experts on hand to let us know what Chile is doing

Chile got chilly so curled up to keep warm, such is the way of the seasons. It's actually why 'Spring' is called that, when warmer weather returns after the Winter hibernation, Chile 'springs' back to it's most widely known form.

All that matters is that bolivia gets no coast

its one of the eternal rules of the universe

What are the other rules?

Bosnia gets only a little coast, as a treat.

And argentina mantains the patagonia

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I mean yeah 0 + 0 is still net 0 but generally that phrase refers to when something along the lines of 1 - 1 happens

Well, all this is imaginary, so it's really more i - i

When attacked by predators, Chile will flip upside down, stick out its tongue, and release a foul-smelling musk similar to corrupt political parties in an effort to seem dead.

It's doing this out of politeness, so Argentina gets more water.

*happy che noises*

Look at comfy Chile, just enjoying that beach view. Ooh, Chile, things have gotten easier Ooh, Chile, things have gotten brighter

... are you pronouncing "Chile" "chi-uhl"?

Yes. I know it's wrong but this song is what popped into my head.

Okie. Just wanted to know.

Nope, all of you are wrong. Chile gets like this when it’s preparing to unleash an earthquake. The earthquake is the movement it makes when it suddenly straightens itself. Do not question me, it’s my country after all!

We're just preparing to bitch whip argentina.

...and Bolivia still doesn't have a coastline

If bolivia gets a coastline the apocalypse begins.

Net Zero information but in two separate ways

You guys need to 'Chile down'

I like this idea. I must steal it

I forget, what animal was in the original post?

chilw

and yet bolivia is still landlocked

Clearly, none of them know the inherent dangers of a spiral.