I genuinely thought this was about cats for a solid 30 seconds

Same. Except when I stopped thinking it was about cats my brain completely forgot about that train of thought and pretended it was never wrong

whar about connecticut clark, the third happiest man in connecticut

is it confirmed who second and first are one's probably his dad, but

There was a post about this on tumblr, most people believe that the first and second happiest men are married to each other.

that makes sense

why is one of them less happy? :(

theyre both equally happy but when two people both have first place then theres no second and it just goes straight to third place after that :)

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Normal human

just like dadbert!

Why are you homestuck

to make yall suffer, my good chum.

Idk my favorite man is General Grievous so I like the evil bastard genre. Of course, do five seconds of research on the guy and he quickly becomes a poor little meow meow.

If a man doesn't have at least one poorly concealed weird quirk, I'm assuming he's a serial killer.

I'm insane in less the standard way and more an "I ran out of my mind" way

Oof

I wouldn’t even be able to write a 1k fanfic about such a boring everyday man 3:

So Makoto Naegi