Yeah it didn't move. At least when I was in the area. What got me was the one brake light out already. Just built with cheap shit. Sure as shit those aren't OEM grade Phillps or Sylvanias in that clap trap.
Can’t imagine anything more embarrassing than sitting in that $120k hunk of shit while it sits broken on the side of the road for 1000s of other much cheaper, more attractive and functional vehicles go driving by.
Like how would that not be a wake up call that your midlife crisis just isn’t going very well.
These posts endlessly bring me joy- like he couldn’t have fckd up more
But then i think how there are some of these on the road and it’s fcking terrifying???
Like, on top of everything (!!!) else, they can’t fcking break??? We’re on the same road with these!!
The buyer probably was expecting a reach-around when learning of his bricked, broken truck being shoved up his ass... Alas, Elon lubes it slightly, but forgoes the reach-around.
Probably having one of those cyberseizures
Yeah it didn't move. At least when I was in the area. What got me was the one brake light out already. Just built with cheap shit. Sure as shit those aren't OEM grade Phillps or Sylvanias in that clap trap.
Can’t imagine anything more embarrassing than sitting in that $120k hunk of shit while it sits broken on the side of the road for 1000s of other much cheaper, more attractive and functional vehicles go driving by. Like how would that not be a wake up call that your midlife crisis just isn’t going very well.
is part of the learning experience.
You decide: Battery dead or brain dead?
Can't it be both?
Odds are it is both. \]
These posts endlessly bring me joy- like he couldn’t have fckd up more But then i think how there are some of these on the road and it’s fcking terrifying??? Like, on top of everything (!!!) else, they can’t fcking break??? We’re on the same road with these!!
I’m scared that other countries banned them but not the US. no European countries thought this was safe enough for their citizens 😳
They didn’t ban them, they didn’t meet safety regulations
Okay so can this car drive on European streets or not?
Not legally
US DOT could have taken the hint... but, you know, capitalism.
Oh, they can break alright. They break all the time lol
It's a CT, literally everywhere it's a parking spot... until the flat bed arrives.
Probably Bricked
That's a "range extender mode" to use less electricity by switching off equipment. It's a feature, not a bug.
Requires a subscription... like FSD.
This might be the most cybertruck image of all of the cybertruck images.
The jokes write themselves
Can't break down here.
Can't brick down here
Can't believe they let them get away with those teeny brake/tail lights. Like a Levis tag getting lost on the ass of a heifer.
Not parked it's bricked
Taillight out on a brand new 100k vehicle ffs
Don't ignore the fact that it's immobilized.
Can’t help where you break down.
You but you CAN help choosing a hideous, overpriced unreliable pile of shit that Elon Musk personally lubed up before it was shoved up your ass.
Exactly, I realized later the joke was only implied. You can if you don’t buy a cybertruck!
The buyer probably was expecting a reach-around when learning of his bricked, broken truck being shoved up his ass... Alas, Elon lubes it slightly, but forgoes the reach-around.
Right hand blinker is only good for four blinks then u use the left for four .
He doesn‘t park, it‘s probably wrecked.
I'm honestly surprised all the lights don't turn off like old school Christmas lights
😂 the whole thing bricks when one bulb goes out...
This may not be far from the truth. I saw a diagram that describes the wiring as "serial," using CAT6 or 5 networking cables or something similar.