Break out the lab equipment and utilize their currently synched mindset to fuse them together into one super doki! They called me mad, mad I say! But who's the mad one the one with a super waifu or the one having to choose who to comfort!
Why would you pick option 2? Just pretend that option doesn't exist... and then comfort everyone so they have a good day for the rest of their days.
P.S. What could they be crying about?
I would definitely and with no doubt hug them. Because if they feel sad, I will hug them to comform. Hugs heals someone who's sad, if it's true or not.
*Quicksaving...*
True answer
This guy doki dokis...
I’m with ya *quicksaves* now uh M4
Homelander, don’t you dare… that’s not allowed
lets be honest. none of us would know how to comfort/kill a crying person, let alone 4 people
big group hug/big group hug with a bomb strapped to your chest
Me running to the alien who captured and tortured me while activating the nuke strapped to my chest:
HELLO BOYS! I'M BAAAAAACK
KA-BOOOOOM!
Literally the ending of Halo 4 lol
if only i could play halo...
It's on steam, brother
I have a GeForce 210
Oh, well rip. Maybe try pirating a copy of Halo CE: Custom Edition (from 2003), but idk id it will run on your pc
Most likely not
In that case, try finding a cheap Xbox 360. You'll have access to literally every game in the Master Chief Collection on disc
[Bonetrousle remix starts] **"There is a bomb strapped to my chest, girls. Surrender now, and I'll disarm it."**
Frisk: *Knife cuts wire and disarms the bomb*
**...You edgy bitch.** ***THAT WAS A REAL BOMB, YOU MANIAC!!!*** **Nevertheless, you solved my puzzle! Proceed!**
relatable (i was 911th upvote lol)
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
I don't either, but we can at least be there for them.
If someone did they wouldn't be on this sub
Nuke Venezuela
This is the only correct answer
I blew up Malaysia
JOHNNY TEST MENTIONED
you BITCH ASS MOTHER F-
Just what came to my mind.
rdt excotics survived
JOHNNY TEST LETS GOOOOO
The first option all the fucking way
"Give a fuck"
I would give you an award rn but I'm broke
Did it for you. Don’t worry about it
Sees pfp, me: average 50/50
Feel my pain…
I feel that...
Make them play through the entirety of P-2 ULTRAKILL (Except Sayori. She gets cuddles and hugs.)
I just beat P1 today Not sure how bad P2 is
When you go in just know >!N O T E V E N G O D C A N S A V E Y O U .!<
PREPARE THYSELF to the most frustrating level to p-rank!!!!
H U G
Commit tax fraud
Cut ties with Israel
Real
Is very.
*quicksaves* war… war never changes *loads glock*
The girls: *loads counter-glocks*
*grabs rocket launcher*
Third option
Which is?
"Do the Mario!"
Swing your arms from side to side Cmon its time, to go do the mario
Well that's a blast from the past
Figure it out
Harem?
Bro at least get them ice cream first damn
Why are they crying? What happened?
they tasted my dads food
Harsh
i was about to vent my entire life story to you but i am too tired
Bahahahaha! Feel free to do it when you feel better!
Develop schizophrenia to get 4-way split personality disorder, so every girl will get a guy who only cares about her.
1
Let’s go to mall I buy you guys anything you want
No more money
Set off a hydrogen bomb and hope for the best
i’ll hug them unfortunately, monika is in the hugging crossfire
1: Ask them "who hurt y'all" 2: buy weapons 3: find who hurt them
Hug then, comfort them, and protect them.
Secure them, Contain them, and Protect them.
Ofc in choosing the 1st option
I will start crying louder to assert dominance
"**We can't expect god to do all the work**" (Fallout New Vegas Joshua Graham)
First one
"I know what I must do but I don't know If I have the strength to do it"
Option 1. I'll even take my wife and her friends out where ever they want for the day.
N.1: *H U G*
Save the game.
Comfort them
Break uncooked spaghetti.
Thermonuclear bomb
Rebuild the soviet union
Not give a fuck and kill monika
Love them they deserve it
Hug them
Not give a kill, and fuck them. Wait I think I got it wrong
And the third best thing is... bring them to ***BRAZIL***
arent u the one who posted that disgusting weird post before
Not give a fuck and kill them. It’s just a prank bro.
2nd one
Kill whatever made them cry
Break out the lab equipment and utilize their currently synched mindset to fuse them together into one super doki! They called me mad, mad I say! But who's the mad one the one with a super waifu or the one having to choose who to comfort!
HUG
Hug them
I'd hug.. Wait, where's MC. can I delete him?
confort them
Damn... Like... Not even show favouritism.
First choice
I don’t think I have enough arm length to hug them all but I can do everything else
Hug them
hug and comfort them then shoot them
Well, I'm not a fucking monster, so obviously, I gotta hug, comfort, love, and protect them.
Hug them, comfort them, show them a movie to get their minds off of what they are sad about (revenge of the fallen)
Natsuki has the "Nothings wrong. Don't talk to me. I'm fine" expression when she cries
First one. Because it's nothing new when you have 7 sisters you had to play homecall shrink to.
1st option, please!
Mmm... y'know what? \*Clicks option 1\*
Hug them and confort them
Who even programmed that 2nd option into the game? I just wanna talk to him. 🔫
Hug them. WHAT KIND OF PSYCHO ASS MF WOULD PICK KILL THEM????
I gonna say the top answer 🤗😘🥹
... Ya'll wanna play Paper Mario:The Thousand Year Door?
Kiss Yuri, hug Sayori and Natsuki, and punch Monika in the face (bc monika is a bitch)
Obviously comfort them! ..And then I would blast an alternative Suez Canal through Israel using 520, 2 megaton thermonuclear bombs.
I’m terrible at comforting a person, so a group of people isn’t helping me. Not giving a fck and killing them sounds easier ngl
Dominate them and make them gay
The grenade in my ass:
Yuri is there, so violence isn’t an option for me.
ill comfort natsuki
Give them all the Amor Fati treatment
Walk away
Quick save
*pulls out the spell card: "Grenade"*
Well, there's only one way I know how to comfort multiple people, group hug!
➡️➡️⬆️
I got idea came with. *Leade them on to long walk when they get mad* Alright now you not crying. That be 10 dollars.
Most I could do is throw some hands and then get fucking stabbed to death by Yuri
Ask them what the fuck happened Like genuinely what happened here
You can do both: Do A. at the start, but if get too crazy, like ***obsessive psychotic yandere*** type crazy, do B.
Quietly and awkwardly walk away because my family never comforted me, and I don't know how to help people in distress.
Our only options are to comfort them or kill them? 🤣
Bruh
FINAL EXPLOSION
I hate seeing nearby people unhappy, ***ALL ABOARD THE GROUP HUG***
#2 i aint no simp
… Nuke Venezuela.
Nahhh im not the responsibility of 4 people and I ain’t letting em use me as their punching bag Hell naw I’m just gonna leave
what monster did this hug them imediatly
that's some KOTOR 1 levels of heroism and villainy right there
Whoever chooses the second option: I’ll see you downstairs.👿
🫂
What the hell is the 2nd answer there for 😐
Use one of many inators
Comfort them in order of my favorite to least favorite: Yuri, Sayori, Monika, Natsuki
HUG THEM
What has happened to get to this situation?
B
RİP AND TEAR
Play pot of greed which allows me to draw 2 more cards to my hand.
What mod is this?
We form a band and call it “girls band cry”
Comfort... Comfort Misha.... Oh no.
Class of '09 ass choice
[Simple](https://youtu.be/qUdnc4noPPo?feature=shared)
can I not give a fuck and leave?
Why can't I just slowly walk away and go home?
Nuke Venezuela
Not give a fuck and kill them?! What kind of answer is that? 🤣
*edits option 2* ~~Not~~ give a fuck ~~and kill them.~~
Why would you pick option 2? Just pretend that option doesn't exist... and then comfort everyone so they have a good day for the rest of their days. P.S. What could they be crying about?
wabbajack, always
Spams first option
If I choose to comfort them, will I comfort them or "comfort" them like I did with Misha?
Hug them
Option one: Hug and comfort best girls Option two: Capital murder
Orgy. That always helps because
MC to the rescue.
Cry with them
Hugs
The first answer. Y’all wildin if you choose number two.
Choose! Be a good kindhearted person? Or! Pull out an AK-47 and kill all of them. Your choice! The 2nd option is kinda funny ngl
Killing the person who made them cry and then hug them.
Abrazarlas a todas (incluso a pesar que no me caiga bien Monika, también a ella)
I read hug them as hung them at first...
Does this mean that I have to complete 100% of the game to fully understand what's going on? No spoilers please
>be me >*Saves point* >Exit The Game there. >Thinks >Im indecisive.
How about a third option: Impregnate
Too little known about situation. > Run around and scream
Ok but clearly I must have said something or they wouldn't all be crying at the same time in front of me
Sometimes I truly hate this subreddit. How do you not see that you have become the thing the game was made to make fun of?
Protecc
I would definitely and with no doubt hug them. Because if they feel sad, I will hug them to comform. Hugs heals someone who's sad, if it's true or not.
*doom music starts playing*
Quicksaves, then top option
HUG
The truth is…. *takes out colt 45.* The game was rigged from the start.
True awnser: Womp Womp
Run away because I suck at comforting people
Pocket Sand *Runs*
Get each of them addicted to meth, then drop a briefcase full of meth into the club room, watch them kill each other.
Downloading a “Bypass Modification” where I left Japanese Islands for god’s sake.
Hug them, comfort them, love them and protect them.
Kill everyone except for Yuri and Sayori (maybe Natsuki but she gets on my nerves sometimes)
save game pick second option
Nah, I'd quicksave.