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ToastMarmaladeCoffee

It’s is great actually - and it’s your first one. 👏


fistmcbeefpunch

Thanks!


dotcottonsrotten

I’m a builder, and I’ve seen professionals do a lot worse jobs than that. You should be proud, looks brilliant!


fistmcbeefpunch

Thanks! I’m really proud of it!


spiritedawayf0x

We’ve been quoted over £2k for an area about this size, money we don’t have unfortunately and outside our back door has become a muddy mess. My partner is now looking into doing it himself, are there any videos or guides that you used? He’s pretty adamant he can do it but seems like a tough job to me.


fistmcbeefpunch

I had a quick google and found a basic set of steps to follow. I dug the area out Then laid hardcore and used a whacker plate to create a compressed base Then put lots of sand down to build up to the level of the slabs Laid the slabs on top after a dry mix of concrete. Skip: £250 Whacker plate: £95 for a weekend Bulk bag of hardcore: £80 1.5 bulk bags of sharp sand: £130 One of one neighbours was getting rid of the slabs and gave us them from free, which was a huge saving.


kiwihorse

I am laying my patio as we speak, can I give some more tips: - 100mm compacted sub base, of say type 1. - 50mm mortar (5:1 cement to sharp sand). wet is more difficult but generally better than dry. So hire a cement mixer if going that way, it's so worth it - calculate the depth you need to dig to as 100mm + 50mm + height of your slabs e.g. 20mm - to make it easier to find the right levels, put stakes deep into the ground around the perimeter after you gave dug out, and draw in lines at each height - put down a heavy duty weed mat below the 100mm sub base. This reduces it mixing into the dirt below. - ensure you have a fall of 60:1, meaning it should drop 16mm every metre. I put the fall into the subbase then keep everything level from that. Fall away from the house obvs, or put in a drainage channel if you can't do that - use a slurry on the back of the slabs - don't dot and dab. Slurry the whole tile, mortar below the whole tile. - don't use leveling clips, can use spacers though - for the skip, you can hire an 8y skip and fill it to the top with dirt. That's about 8 tonnes. Also if you tell them it's dirt only its usually a bit cheaper as well. It's not that difficult.... But it is pretty hard work. Good luck!


JackanoryM

Literally starting to lay a patio today and this is a huge help. Same steps as I've found online but this much clearer and goes a little deeper. Thanks!


kiwihorse

Another few tips: The key part is getting the levels right. Easiest way I found is to go to the highest point of your patio, and put a level line from there out in all directions. Can use string or a laser. Then measure the fall down from that level line, and that will be the top of the patio level. If you put stakes around the perimeter like I said, then you can string at the level, and as you dig down from there you can add in the levels for the top of the sub base, mortar, etc. (that's why the stakes need to be deep - around 400mm deep). Another tip: get a long bit of wood and try to level out the sub base before you compact it. Way easier to get it flat that way. All the best - I'm about to get back into it now as well :)


Ram_99_

100mm of sub is a lot for a patio


kiwihorse

100mm is pretty standard and gives a good sturdy foundation. Some go 150mm. I decided to go for the 100mm for peace of mind.


Ram_99_

If you're driving a vehicle over it maybe. Yr talking driveway flags there.


jonsey_j

Great work. I've heard mixed info on dry mix concrete or laying on wet cement. Anyone got any thoughts as I need to do mine.


DirectionAfter400

Both methods work fine! With the dry mix your base needs to be pretty accurate and level, doesn’t give you much play when laying the patio… With the wet cement your base can be a bit more slack when it comes to being level but still needs to be solid, using a bed of wet cement/compo of around 50mm gives you great leeway when laying and levelling the patio! As an experienced fella I’d recommend the second method


jonsey_j

Thanks for this great explanation. 2nd way is where I'm headed....just summing up the courage to start it.


twodogsfighting

Was the hardcore cds or tapes?


DirectionAfter400

Little bit of both, but you gotta bang it with your head and break into little pieces and then head bang it again to compact it


spiritedawayf0x

Cheers I’ve sent this to him.. think we’ll give it a go. Also well done, looks great!


Artistic_Train9725

Christ! Is that how much skips are now? And really good job.


twodogsfighting

You did a really good job. This is the next thing I'm looking at doing after I've brought Bellway to heel over the rest of the house. Soon to be out of the house for 8 weeks while they rebuild.


Less_Mess_5803

https://www.pavingexpert.com/ Tell your oh to read that site, it's all you need to know, period.


spiritedawayf0x

Really helpful thanks


rugrat_uk

Yes, great site. I also used his layout design service for mine. Made laying much easier to have a plan to follow.


10tonterry

http://pavingexpert.com this is the absolute holy bible for paving and ground works. It has everything you need to lay a patio from instructions on installation to material calculators. It’s a little bit dated on the current & future regulation regarding civil groundworks but it’s ideal for a diy’r


NotTheKJB

His book is great too!


Spirited_Lake_3686

It will be tough , support him and give him the confidence to have a go


Boboshady

Out of interest, have you priced up your materials yet? Only ask as concrete paving is hella expensive these days! You might find by the time you've rented the tools you need and bought all the materials, 2k isn't actually that far off. Unless your quote is purely the labour side of it, of course.


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spiritedawayf0x

Yeah we’re just outside of London, didn’t know if it was a genuine quote or a ‘fuck off’ one, but we’ve had four and they’ve all ranged from £2k+ to £5k. £5k one definitely didn’t want the job.


Shoes__Buttback

Assuming that's all correct, includes materials and labour, and wasn't in 1974, they left a zero off the invoice


xe_r_ox

You’re right, it was 9k. Deleted original. I wrote the comment after a few beers so excuse me


That_Welsh_Man

If you want some more practice you can come and do mine, that's a cracking job!


Sunderland6969

Good job. If I may suggest, you need a concrete perimeter adding to stop the slabs moving


fistmcbeefpunch

Yeah that’s on my todo list. I’ve done the far side by the fence, just need to tidy it all up now :) xx


narbss

Glad it’s on your list hun xoxo


ezpzlemonsqueezi

Shared in Leeds hun x


Outrageous_Dog8816

Fab. Shared in Southampton hun xoxox


beatnikstrictr

Heh heh


Sunderland6969

Glad to hear it. But besides the advice and what not from people it’s amazing to take something on, nail it and feel that sense of making a visible change. Once you do something like this it makes you think what’s possible! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


After_Natural1770

If you have the funds I’d think a block paving edging would look good.well done for a nice patio


fistmcbeefpunch

Yeah I’m contemplating how to edge it. I was thinking either block or wooden runners and then stain


aXiss95

Blocks would be much lower maintenance. You won't need that many. Look on Facebook marketplace, there are usually people selling leftovers from a full driveway job cheap.


stickyjam

> either block some variation of granite sett? Something feature/contrast. Squares or rectangles, anything you like the look off to feature edge. I have blue granite edging mine(lucky finding a left over from a big pack off ebay), really polishes it off.


Global_Anything_2654

Looks great to me, I hope you’re proud of it


Independent_Ask_2630

Good effort!! Looks great for your first time


pineapple_on_a_stick

Done well cocker! Looks like a good job


jk844

Amazing for a first attempt (the cuts look really clean). Small bit of advice, I’d try to avoid cross joints as much as possible, there’s 2 I can see. They really stand out and can be a bit distracting, at least for me anyway. But it’s your patio so if it doesn’t bother you then that’s all that matters. You did a great job.


Th3_Irishm4an

Looks good to me


Apprehensive-Owl-101

Nice job


hondactx16i

You did well👍😎. Less wood more stone for edging, less (0) maintenance


Walkerno5

Looks great from here, well done!


narbss

That’s an awesome job, well done!


Startinezzz

Looks great to me!


Banjomir75

Not great? Looks better than mine!


Thebigeasy1977

Nothing wrong with that.


Huey2912

Looks pretty great to me, nice work


seanapaul

Great 👍 what was your method?


specialagentredsquir

Well done pal, sterling job


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Looks great to me, probably saved yourself a tonne of money too. Good on you for giving it a try and smashing it first time 


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Better than a lot of so-called professionals. What is it laid on?


fistmcbeefpunch

Thanks! I laid about 1 tonne of hardcore and 1.5 tonnes of sand


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If it's laid on just sharp sand (not a problem as you can do this) I'd definitely utilise an edging restraint to stop any slippage of material outwards. Basically over time, the pressure on the patio will push down and inevitably sideways if there is no barrier stopping it. You can use concrete launching, edging blocks on mortar or even specialist edging inserts.


fistmcbeefpunch

Yeah, I’ve sealed the side closest to the fence with concrete and I’m going to run around the rest of the patio with it.


Alarmed_Discipline21

This is sexy


Morris_Alanisette

Looks good to me. You always notice the problems with work you do yourself more than other people's work so don't be too hard on yourself. I know how much work that would have been. Bet you're feeling it now!


SceneDifferent1041

Looks great. How far did you dig down?


fistmcbeefpunch

Not too far, maybe a foot?


smithinho

Any tips for someone about to try the same thing ?


fistmcbeefpunch

Watch a few YouTube videos! It’s simple on execution, just gotta make sure it’s level Also, don’t hit the slabs too hard with a mallet as they will shatter haha


Southern-Orchid-1786

Well done on several counts, it looks great, you've left a gap to the house, and it's not just a square. Hopefully given the effort you've put in, it stays looking good, and the water drains the way you want it to. Enjoy


dumplingsarrrlife

Nice how did you cut it like that?


fistmcbeefpunch

The guy who gave me all of the slabs had them cut at an angle


Foz86

Look great. I need to fix/replace my patio. My question. How do you deal with the drainage stones around the house? Remove, leave a gap, replace. Think I'm overthinking it.


fistmcbeefpunch

I just left them. I figured those stones, plus the additional drainage from the hardcore and the sand will be more than enough.


Emotional-Job-7067

Honestly? Did My own after a 4.5k qoute off brother inlaw... this qoute was just Labour not materials... LOL. Oh yeah that was family rates too... he came round asked who did it, and his words where "Who did this must have paid top notch what was it? 5k? 7k I'd of done it cheaper" I replied "me I did it" he laughed, said it would sink because I didn't do a hardcourse, or add sharp sand ect... I picked up a tile, started digging and laughed... we haven't spoke since. Because I called him a rip off cunt. This here? Is amazing and you've done a brilliant job ! Be proud and enjoy it this summer


User_user_user_123

Correction - it is multiple times better than the patio I paid thousands for a landscaper to lay. I’d still be a happy customer if mine looked like this, well done!


Walesish

Looks great, well below the damp course, drainage added, nice and flat, good job!


brutussdad

Looks good to me, now for the normal patio thing of hoping none of the slabs sink after the first bad storm but even if they do its just a matter of adding a bit more sand under the low ones


fistmcbeefpunch

Yeah I’m more than certain that the slabs will sink 😂


brutussdad

If they all sink the same amount it's a win


Intelligent-Talk7073

Bet that made your eyes water


patb12

Who said its not great? I think you did a top job there buddy


AlfalfaSerious9355

It's OK that....


Heypisshands

Ya big durty buzzard ye. Whats wrong with humans?


beatnikstrictr

I'm interested to know how it came to be that you needed to replace that middle fence panel.


fistmcbeefpunch

It was the housing developer. Like a lot of new builds the gardens are total cabbage and there was a bit of subsidence


beatnikstrictr

"total cabbage" Love that. I was hoping for some tale of a neighbour's kid one day coming crashing through it. Or you being pissed and falling through it. Total cabbage. Haha


PilotEmergency8637

Looks pretty great to me!


MelodicAssignment917

Erm, it is great. Liar!


Aide_Either

This looks amazing can I asked you how much that cost you ?


ContributionNo7699

First one, you smashed it,clean the clutter off, and it would even be better other than that spot on pal


bubblesof1980

Looks great, if it was me doing it I’d have taken 2 months just to get 5 slabs down


Creative-Trainer-739

Sun,s come out enjoy .


SavingPrivateRianne

Looks brilliant, seen a friend lay one straight on grass with the slabs and nothing else, I mean literally nothing else…


geolee1980

Looks good but I hope the bodies are deep enough


fistmcbeefpunch

Are they ever deep enough??


geolee1980

Would ask Fred West next time I see him or could write to rose


Elipticalwheel1

If it has no trip hazards, then it’s a job done👍


Here_be_sloths

Nice one - you’ve just devalued the whole street


Shoddy-Republic4314

Spot on chap


Interesting_Bad6993

Sorry, bud. You are going to have problems with that patio. Yes, it looks gr8 and well done 👏 The water is going to start trying to go into your home. There are a few easy ways out.. 1 aco drains. I personally would run a length touching your patio (not the house) and all the way across your patio. Cutting a channel through the path or bending it around the gravel trap towards an existing drain. 2 or.. to make a channel to lead water away from your home towards the camera, man. Using pebbles tamped into sharp sand like a cobbled floor. You could create some nice curves. I have scanned the web for a demo photo, but with no avail. Another way would be bricks that have channel groves. Again, along the house and across the patio or around to the drain. It is late, and im waffling. I run my own landscaping company for 3 years now, led other companies, and have been in the trade for a long time. Im happy to spend more time explaining my thoughts if you wish. Best stan


fistmcbeefpunch

How come? The first 2 deep of slabs closest to the house was already laid with the drainage gravel between the house and the patio so I’ve followed the drop off to point it towards the garden.


Interesting_Bad6993

Maybe i was being a little too presumptuous with my first statement. But these things I mentioned are best practice. You maybe lucky and there is a perforated pipe along your house deeper than you have exposed and or you may have 3ft of clean stone there to handle the water. The patio is well below damp course level but falling without an adequate drainage solution. If you say there was 2 slabs there with a gravel trap then there was lots of options for the water to dissipate... but now you have created a trough that water may* sit in. Only one place for it to go and it is collecting runoff over a larger surface area. You could leave it a few months and do a dig test in the gravel area.. If you find a lot of slit sludge 4 to 6 inch down then this is a sign of puddling. Add a drain. If not no worries. Sorry to point this out. Good luck. If i find the photo of a pebbled drain I will send it over.


fistmcbeefpunch

Nah that’s cool man! I’d rather have proper feedback! Hopefully it’s all cool but I’ll defo try a dig test on one of the slabs after summer!


Interesting_Bad6993

Dig test the gravel pit* no problem.


bagleface

Still a good job mate


Coin1873

Looks tidy, well done 👍


Comfortable_Eye21

Amazing job mate! About to start my own soon but still in the digging stage


Final-Plenty-8493

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


Spirited_Lake_3686

Nothing wrong with that , good work , bet you saved a fortune


Domski77

Very good job. Certainly better than a lot of the ‘professional’ work I’ve seen.


thatsjustwhatisaid

Looks a decent job, I'd be pleased with that.


march_blooms

Looks okay to me - can you do mine next?


Rookie_42

You have every right to be proud of that. Looks great! 👍


ChocolateRaisins19

It looks absolutely fantastic. Great job, enjoy the new patio. 😁


CyberKingfisher

Looks good, well done!


Previous_Process4836

Love it.. really good job.. and it’s your first? Why not great…


Present-Put-9234

Nice tidy job, now get the patio furniture sanded and stained


After_Natural1770

Blue block paving looks a treat.The wood will need maintenance and in time will rott in the ground but still a good call.make sure it’s pressure treated wood for longer life


EnoughEnthusiasm9024

What wood


After_Natural1770

He commented that he was thinking of edging with wooden runners


EnoughEnthusiasm9024

Thanks