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adjuster_cody

That dude better never be late.


bumjiggy

the early bird gets the wormhole


polydentbazooka

This image is not real. Those are not eggs. There’s no avocado. That is not cutlery. Everything you see here (including the alleged man) is cake.


Adept-Shoe-7113

which is why IM GETTING OFF THIS PLANE!!


Urtopian

Not just any cake. AI CAKE. Seriously, just look at the sprinkles. AI never gets those quite right.


RJMqueereyes

He's just getting the most out of the rest of his life. For every normie minute, Buzz gets 3 compressed minutes. A 3-watch-Buzzday seems like 24 hours to us, but Buzz expiriences 72 hours on 3 variable timelines, simultaneously, though he still experiences "now" the same as you or I. Salvador Dali was the same way. Dali was up to 5 watches, but that finally proved to be too much when trying to extinguish a house fire that ultimately led to his demise at age 421.


MarcusAurelius68

Unfortunately all his watches melted


adjuster_cody

May he rest in pieces.


alternativuser

An astronout is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.


colinathomehair

Unless he's returning from space then he arrives back a tiny fraction of a second earlier.


MrDeviantish

When you've been to the moon and still punching out guys in your 80s, you are officially bad ass enough to wear whatever the fuck you want.


ApricotNo2918

And in three time zones.


RandyAutoTechSystem

The two watches on his left are the exact same times.


Spacecommander5

One is 12 hours ahead of the other /s


RandyAutoTechSystem

I know you're joking, but legitimately, actually the closest one is 2 minutes ahead. Whether by accident or not, that's kinda odd.


Spacecommander5

Good eyes! Maybe one was on earth and one was orbiting or something, demonstrating time dilation? Or maybe just an old battery lol


Skulkarmy

This is where the 3rd watch comes into play..... which one of the first two watches is correct ?


rockstarcamisole

You have one watch and you always know what time is. Have two watches, and you never know what time it is.


HazeCorps22

You mean to say that a person who has been to the moon hasn't been told about the Smartwatch? With the flick of a button he can have 5 time zones if he wanted.


LilJohnDee

Theyre all set to the same time tho


ReadyThor

In typical Apollo mission fashion critical systems have to be triple for redundancy.


LilJohnDee

Thank you. It actually makes sense now. Thee clocks to be 110% sure at least one is on time!


ashymatina

Yeah but looks wayyyy less cool and is way less of a conversation piece


Unhappy_Performer538

But it has 5x less clout


Ok-Letterhead4601

I went to a book signing years ago with my then 2 year old son and he stopped everything to talk to my son for a few minutes, very nice guy and it was a huge moment for us. I don’t normally fanboy, but ya that was awesome.


markamuffin

Love hearing stories like this ♥️


Quixotic_Ignoramus

I never met him, but my favorite Buzz Aldrin story is when he punched the guy who was getting in his face and calling him a liar. Ha! My dad HAS met him though and said he was a really nice guy and incredibly generous.


Ok-Letterhead4601

That dude deserved that punch, he was following him around and getting in his face and don’t forget his friends that he trained with also died in the Apollo 1 disaster and that guy was being extremely aggressive and disrespectful about that, so he had that coming.


Quixotic_Ignoramus

Oh yeah, I couldn’t agree more! I’m serious, I cheered when I saw that video. Good for Buzz!


Conscious-Parfait826

This is the example of when violence IS the answer. I'm not gonna tickle a nazi.


Girth_rulez

>my favorite Buzz Aldrin story My favorite buzz Aldrin story is that he revolutionized the training and execution of spacewalks. Every space walk before his Gemini EVA was basically a disaster. He used his scuba diving experience to use neutral buoyancy training. The techniques that he developed during that training he managed to execute flawlessly during his own spacewalk. He rightfully says that he had the first "successful spacewalk." I do understand that there were several before his own. But like I said above, they were disasters. All of those astronauts barely made it back inside the spacecraft and accomplished little to nothing while they were outside.


[deleted]

I honestly don’t know much about the first spacewalks. How exactly were the disastrous? You’re tethered to the ship, I’m sure it’s difficult to move around. I’m just curious what went wrong or almost went wrong.


Girth_rulez

>How exactly were they disastrous? The suits were pressurized and the astronauts really had to fight to move their body. That made it very difficult to move around. The main difficulty I am discussing when I use the term "disastrous" is the difficulty they had getting back into the spacecraft. Alexy Leonev (first spacewalker) had to depressurize his suit just to fit into the airlock. I read Gene Cernan's book and he also describes a very difficult space walk, in which he wasn't able to accomplish any real work and was almost crying from the pain while trying to get the hatch shut on his Gemini spacecraft. Dick Gordon's spacewalk was going pretty badly on Gemini 11. The commander decided to cut it short. One of Buzz's chief innovations was the use of what he called "golden slippers". They were little toe holds that he was able to fit his feet into and create leverage so he could actually lever his body around. He was actually able to use tools effectively and accomplish tasks. That is the metric he uses (and I agree) when he says that he executed the first successful spacewalk.


Chalky_Pockets

>I don’t normally fanboy Most of the people who get that treatment have only done something a ton of other people have also done, like write music or star in a movie. It's only special if you happen to really like the thing they did. This motherfucker did something for all of us. There's no corner of the planet where you couldn't, in one sentence, explain why Buzz is worth fanboying over to anyone who hasn't heard of him.


GotYourNose_

I loved the scene in The Crown where the crew of Apollo 11 are venerated by Prince Phillip. The Prince felt like such a nothing besides the achievements of those three men.


Chalky_Pockets

>The Prince felt like such a nothing besides the achievements of those three men. He shouldn't have felt like a nothing. Not everyone gets to meet the Apollo crew!


MACARLOS

I respect this man so much. He went through alot in his life and remained a strong and positive fellow.


wcollins260

Whatever you do, don’t tell him the moon landing was fake, he will punch you in the mouth. Personally I feel like he’s earned that right though.


yyzsong

How many watches was he wearing then?


SerenityNowWow

mf-er is so bad he wears 3 watches


emmasdad01

One is set to moon time. You know. Because this man actually travels there on occasion.


bumjiggy

it's basically his second home


JimPlaysGames

Time at the Sea of Tranquility to be precise


imbricant

Breakfast time, lunch time and dinner time.


[deleted]

He’s insane


bumjiggy

a little bit Seiko


[deleted]

I'll give you a 10


hellowiththepudding

I can't tell what the further watch on his left arm is, but the other two are omega speedmasters, right?


KingZoidberg420

Dad?


skeeball

Swatch definitely missed a prime endorsement opportunity.


dolfieman

Seems like he's got more time on his hands than one would think! *Watch* this space!


bumjiggy

and he's deservedly unapollogetic


indiannerd2

OP just casually dropping the best puns in the comment section


[deleted]

Some context: https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/buzz-aldrin-rocking-three-omega-watches-at-once


JackieAutoimmuneINFJ

I see what you did there…


Drgonmite

Three watches ?


HappyStalker

He is an Omega brand ambassador. He is paid to wear them. One of the watches he will always have on is the Speedmaster, aka the Moonwatch, the watch worn on the first manned mission to the Moon by him and the rest of the crew. The other one looks like Skywalker X-33 which is a different version of the Speedmaster. It is the updated Moonwatch designed by Omega for astronauts and has been to space more than a few times. The one on his other wrist looks to me like a different X-33, but a different model. He normally wears all different kinds but probably threw on his 3 favorite Moon Omegas for the picture/day. There have been many watches by many different brands that have been to space but these two models are probably the most beloved by watch and space nerds.


carbon-based-biped

The watch from the moon was stolen. https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/ten-watches-were-still-looking-for


[deleted]

I bet some warlord has it. Wouldn't even surprise me.


thingsfallapart89

Basically like the time Robert Kraft showed Putin a Super Bowl ring & Putin just kinda….wanders off with it in hand never to return it


BorZorKorz

Impressive watch knowledge, but I suppose my question is less what are they and more.. what possible reason would he have to WEAR 3 watches at once?


acog

Because he gets paid by Omega to do it. And here we are talking about his watches, so it's a good investment by Omega!


BodhiSatNam

I have no idea, other than because he can, and it’s really kind of driving me nuts!


osktox

-They're all ticking, unlike their previous owners.


MrLeondar

Okay Perconte


calamitycorvid

Bull, smack him for me please?


B0ndzai

I gotta find a luger for my kid brother.


zihan777

Calm down Bender


1D6wounds

Redundancy. If one watch stops, he's got two backups.


paulid1299

3 watches / 3 rings. This dude is a 33rd level transformer from the dark side of the moon!


the-apostle

One of them tells Space Time.


headzoo

Damn, he's 93 but doesn't look a day over 70. He discovered the fountain of youth on the moon and isn't telling anyone. Or he lives a healthy life style. I *supposed* that's possible too.


cosmorocker13

His secret is 8 sausages every morning with his eggs.


enonymous617

You know that a sliced steak, right?


cosmorocker13

If you believe that you’ll believe we actually landed on the moon.


FiTZnMiCK

…yes.


dearthofkindness

I only know that it's steak because after reading sausages I said to myself there's no way this man is eating eight sausages for breakfast. Turns out his plate is healthier than 95% of American's daily breakfasts


enonymous617

The only reason I knew was steak was because I first saw them as sausage and thought: “there is no way this man eats all those sausage”, then zoomed in.


DamnItDarin

His ability to control time probably has something to do with all those watches he’s wearing


SimonArgent

I think he’s had work done.


headzoo

True, though it's not just his face. He looks like he's still got some meat on his bones, when other men his age look like twigs. I'd expect his arms to be covered in liver spots, though maybe he covers them up with makeup/filters. It's also impressive to see someone his age eating such a large meal. Elderly people often loose their appetite with age. Though the fact that he still eats so well could be why he still looks so well.


SimonArgent

He is impressively fit. I bet he works out every day, and it shows.


Enzyblox

Over 70? He looks younger then my grandma who’d 67, he looks like 55


gmoney88

I would like to join him to yell at the moon


asburymike

I walked on your face!


JGG5

Return to the night! You’ve no business here!


Delicious-Let8429

Hello Twin


Le-Deek-Supreme

Dont’t you know its day?!


Delicious-Let8429

All I can say is he knows how to manage his time


captain_bubba84

Dude can be late to anything and say he was just looking at the wrong watch


ProgenGP1

An extraordinary achievement by all those involved and he is definitely ready to tell the time, judging by all the watches


RichmaninoffWeissman

Get one more watch for this legend!! Only 3 watches is a rookie number.


bumjiggy

yea his arms have more space


Stewmanchu81

Space. Heh.


Chadchrist

Bro, that breakfast looks fantastic.


the615Butcher

Everybody up in here talking about the watches but I definitely noticed that fire looking breakfast spread first.


Bleyck

My man needs to be well-nourished for punching moon landing deniers on the face when necessary


Black7Icarus

If I'm not mistaking eggs and steaks were breakfasts they used to eat before launch


NAVI_WORLD_INC

Breakfast does look very good, but personally I’d be sad that the steak was over cooked in my opinion.


Heinrich428

This man looks like he does magic mushrooms on a daily basis.


lysergicDildo

Space cadet


HippyHitman

He never stopped going to the moon, just switched vehicles.


Drunkenly_Responding

astronaut to psychonaut


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seth928

Remember that time he punched a moon landing denier in the face on video and didn't get arrested because no one saw a damn thing. Yeah, I don't remember that either because I didn't see nothing but it sure was awesome.


MonsterSandvich

What a healthy breakfast!


radarmy

Buzz knows what time it is


betizen

Equal number of rings and watches. What a G


malepitt

National. Treasure. International, even!


Turbulent_Ebb5669

I bet the watches are for the time zones his kids are in.


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

Hey, Buzz. What time is it?


Federal-Arrival-7370

Dudes never been late for an appointment. In any time zone.


Independent_Plum2166

93 years old.


UCFandOCSC

I'll never be cool enough to wear 3 watches.


Silogallday

3 watches ftw


CementCemetery

I’m so curious why he wears three watches. The two don’t appear to be synchronized.


Dispositionate

Literally the first thing I thought when I saw the pic too 😂


QuickSqueeze

Dude went completely bonkers. Wearing three wrist watches


delaniear17

He's got riz


Super_gman

That's exactly how I would wear my rolexes and omegas, if I had them!


cornbread080161

And he’s still late for everything.


PessimistPryme

3 watches 3 rings = 33 Illuminati confirmed.


BronzeSpoon89

MFs wearing 3 watches, wtf.


thekarenhaircut

Hes been doing this for *years* Hes a brand ambassador for omega


BronzeSpoon89

OOhhhhhh. That makes a lot of sense.


Alexius_Psellos

Shout out to the time he punched the fuck out of a flat earther


SnooDonuts3878

He must keep his strength up just in case some moon-landing denier needs a beat down.


BubbhaJebus

I loved the way he handled that moon-hoax troll who kept harassing him!


[deleted]

Hey Buzz, do you have the time by any chance?


schnatzel87

With this watches and rings he looks more like a WW2 POW camp guard than an astronaut.


SleepSubject6673

Why’s he using 3 watches??


Vegetablegardener

He knows what time it is.


47ocean47

Seriously, what's with all the watches?


tdomer80

Best buzz Aldrin clip I’ve seen yet is the one of him punching a guy who said the moon landings were fake. He had better old man game than even Bob Barker punching out Adam Sandler.


720Jon720

Is he really wearing 3 watches or is AI playing tricks again?


Fat_Barsted

No it’s real, the foods real, utensils have a accurate reflection, floor is cohesive and the photos in the background make sense


LilJohnDee

Can confirm. No extra heads, deformed hands, floating faces, basic ai stuff lol


cingarodacanrse

Dude lives in 3 timezone at the same time


[deleted]

3 watches, 1 dude


Flooding_Puddle

Here you go, it's a Mars bar. Do you know where Mars is? It's in space. I've been to space. What have you done?


RichieWitts

Three watches… all which appear to be set for the exact same time. I can understand wanting to know different time zones, but may be this is just a weird astronaut flex?


SOCMONEY

Celebrating? Maybe not Flexing? Absolutely


OkiKnox

My man's got on 3 watches that tell the same exact time. Who is he flexing for. Or what is he trying to tell us. There's a message here.


Logical_Associate632

Why 3 watches?


dethskwirl

Everyones talking about his Omega Moon watches, but he's also nonchalantly wearing his West Point Class Ring and his NASA Moon Mission Ring. This man has earth and space bling.


Mantequilla_Stotch

I'm waiting for the picture of him opening his trenchcoat with all the rest of the watches on display.


Ntwynn

My head canon is he wears a watch for each side hoe


[deleted]

set to the time zone they are living in


dubtug

Why does he wear three watches?


PmMeYourNiceBehind

Ran into him at Disney World FL when I was a kid, he complimented my shirt


[deleted]

I’m 30+ but I met him when I was in first grade. Still the coolest person I have ever met.


StarryChocobo

*Me thinking that Buzz Aldrin had already passed away some years ago* *See's this post* Me: 🤯🤯


Dr_Mbogo

Somebody give him a watch for his anniversary.


kaiser_kraut

Get this man another watch


ghetto18us

DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!?!


[deleted]

I met Buzz and his daughter several years ago. Nice man.


SubTechNY

This guy knows what time it is.


WillyWumpLump

He needs another watch!


jurkajurka

Tell him he never went to the moon and is a fraud, and you can celebrate the anniversary of getting your ass beaten by him on the same day.


AR_Harlock

Should have gifted him a wristwatch !


FAYMKONZ

He looks kinda crazy.


ToyKylo

3 watches cause he got hoes in different area codes


PedalBoard78

He’s wearing 80’s wrestler level of jewelry.


zeamp

*Third Watch* Aldrin


[deleted]

But how will he tell the time


cheapcoffeesucks

Dang he got 3 watches


awaythrow102937373

He knows what time it is


cphusker

He looks crazier than a bag of shithouse rats. Just don’t ever try to tell him the moon landings were faked. He’ll punch you in the schnoz.


MaBonneVie

But why is his food encased in plexiglass?


DeathPrime

Finally someone asking the important questions. His fork is dirty so he probably has had a bite but then cover it with glass for a picture? I’m so confused


Quixotic_Ignoramus

It’s not, it’s on a tray. You are seeing the edges of the tray.


Sujjin

Can we all take a moment and appreciate that it was a man named Buzz that went to the moon with another man named Armstrong?


[deleted]

3 watches 🙄


him1087

Everyone is talking about his watches, but I’m looking at his plate & wondering if he’s keto 😂


JimPlaysGames

He looks like a wizard


BronxLens

Segal's law is an adage that states: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.* *But a man with three?….


picklestension

That breakfast is clearly staged


[deleted]

What time is it?


ALA02

This dude is fucking hardcore. Wrote his thesis on the orbital mechanics of docking and it was so good NASA decided to send him to the moon


pureArmyYall

Wtf is he wearing 3 watches for


ljorik

3 watches, what a baller


IndependentAssist387

That’s a delicious looking breakfast.


Appropriate-Bake-759

Soooo, can anyone explain all the watches?


[deleted]

he needs more watches


bloodflart

steak eggs tomatoes avocado damn gimme that


Mistake-Choice

Why is his food in a box?


JumpyNeat2664

Having worked with him,,I can tell you he is a real character.


Internal_Ad9370

Why 3 watches though?!


dietdrpeppermd

I’ll never forget his part on 30 Rock, yelling at the moon. What a fun guy.


Walnut-Beasht

Wearing two watches on one arm is a pretty Alpha move lol


Rick101101

My man's dripped the fuck out


racebanyn

r/absoluteunits of a breakfast


MegaManZer0

Its a man eating food. There is nothing interesting about this.


tommy_boy007

I’m fascinated by the three watches though.


Shadowofenigma

Give it 2 more years. He will be one of those old men with a ring on EVERY finger. And 5 watches on each arm. He must have a lot of reminders on those watches to take his old man medicine (He doesn’t understand how phones work). /s


Radiant_Beautiful254

Got more watches than Rudy at a deposition


donaldinoo

Man’s got a watch synced to the time zone on the moon.


batawrang

Triples is best


skwadyboy

Whats he eating? It looked horrible at first but after zooming in it looks pretty good, is that steak?