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Wooden_Staff3810

Lifecard's company motto: "Lifecard, when you need to eliminate some debt."


uncutpizza

Or “Lifecard, Leverage for all of life’s expenses”


WiggenOut

A Robocop commercial in the making


PartyPay

What an ironic name for the product. Having Life in the title when the product looks to take one.


__meeseeks__

This needs to be higher in the comments 🤣


Preddy_Fusey

Lifecard, the natural enemy of Safelife


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pattern_thimble

Here I go killing again!


Claude9777

Krombopulous Michael, is that you?


Juse4k

I had to check what sub I was on. Well done


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hominoid_in_NGC4594

Yea, this thing is fucking legit. I can totally see James Bond stealing it from Q's desk while he wasn't looking.


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tresser

this is the correct answer. its also especially telling when they edit in the spam report > spam > harmful bots


Boogiebadaboom

"Folding Gun Pistol **Toy"**


newagereject

This thing would be a bitch to fire, I have a .380 body guard and it's freaking hurts to shoot, it's small so all the force goes into about a inch wide space on your palm


Extension_Swordfish1

Thats 0.22


Extreme_Barracuda658

.22 mag


drawnred

youre shooting your own body guard?!


Swordbreaker925

Good luck, you got a single .22LR. Don’t fuckin’ miss lmao EDIT: You guys can stop correcting me on the caliber. I get it. Apparently this is a different version in WMR.


TootTootMF

.22 Magnum A .22 will absolutely kill someone.


VladVV

It’s not whether or not it will kill, it’s whether or not you can confidently hit an assailant in a vital area with one single shot.


TootTootMF

Well that's why people are saying it's only useful for assassinations, you know a situation where you're shooting at an unaware target from close range and where one shot is likely all you'd ever get anyway. For that even a .22sr cartridge will absolutely get the job done.


Lee_Van_Beef

This is only useful for pulling out of your back pocket at the range and going "look at this wacky shit I got." There are plenty of better and cheaper options for an assassination...like a rock, or a brick, or a screwdriver.


Stigo4

A rock is better for an assasination than a .22 Win Mag to the brain?


TootTootMF

You're fucking stupid if you think a rock that can fit in your pocket is more deadly than a .22 pistol. Also clearly assassins are all idiots, because every single one I'm aware of in the last 100 years has used a firearm and not a brick.


Chase_The_Dream

Can confirm. George W survived his shoe-based assassin unscathed.


AmaTxGuy

I was on a murder trial, that guy was killed by a .22lr so yes.. a 22 will kill


Telemere125

No one would argue a 22 can’t kill, but it’s absolutely not a self-defense caliber. I’ve seen someone kills by a pellet gun before. Doesn’t mean it’s a good weapon for self-defense.


UsernameIsTakenO_o

Hope the sights on it are good ... oh, nevermind.


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What does LR stand for?


Due_Turn_7594

Long rifle but this is 22wmr Winston magnum rim fire. Edit I was correct properly it’s Winchester I guess my brain was in Winston smokes cause I’m trash haha


me_bails

I prefer the Camel Magnums myself


Due_Turn_7594

That would be a solid branding name for a cigarette. Camel magnums, a caliber above the rest haha


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juan_epstein-barr

Oh boy do I have a video game you'll like. It's called..... Super Mario Bros.


KrombopulosMAssassin

Yes, I do like killing


Jedibri81

Oh, my car!


DesiBail

>Oh, my car! Scrolled so far down for this. ***Whose car is he shooting at ????***


ELEMENTALITYNES

So I guess we exchange insurance information now


Changoleo

[Final Fight](https://youtu.be/0nHzkPSQbxc?si=47TomG6fAsxX8Atz) reference?


WaitingForNormal

“This is what happens larry, WHEN YOU FUCK A *STRANGER* IN THE ASS!!!”


FrozenVikings

I thought it was *meet a stranger in the alps*


vspvideo

And a good day to you sir !


Famous_Librarian_589

Sweet demo man but I'm going to need a new window now


82ndGameHead

Mayor Mike Haggar approves of this.


man_on_hill

Sweet merciful crap…


TravelingGonad

For people who have never seen a credit card...


PmMeDrunkPics

Yeah i was thinking this guy has some thick ass credit cards


cbass717

This “credit card” gun is the size of my entire wallet.


Avgredditor1025

Kind of looks like a ridge wallet


PartyPay

Can you imagine giving the robber your ridge wallet thinking to grab your LifeCard after then realizing you gave them the gun instead?


Disastrous_Being7746

That could be a good thing if you have another gun though. Give the robber the gun that you have to fiddle with while you pull out the one that's ready to deploy.


CowsAreChill

Tbf their website says "stack of credit cards".


kingdazy

"excuse me mr robber, please wait until I unfold my single shot gun that might hurt you"


Aggressive-Role7318

Oops it's stuck in my credit card holder, I don't know how it's clearly the exact same size.


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TelfordClaret

It’s been a while since my dick was blown off


Affectionate_Elk_272

same. whatcha doin later?


TulipDiver

Priceless


slackunnatural

Is Visa ok?


Own_Contribution_480

Do you keep your wallet in the front of your underwear?


duarig

To be fair a .22 won’t blow the head and shaft off. Might lose a nad though.


Extreme_Barracuda658

It's a .22 mag. Definitely enough power to blow a dick off.


Snaz5

Don’t underestimate 22lr it sounds and looks wimpy, but it’ll do enough to kill you. It’s not great for self defense tho especially in a single shot form factor cause unless you shoot someone in the brain a single shot won’t stop them, even if they’ll die from it eventually. Bigger is better for defense. You want to put them on their ass INSTANTLY. 45 acp is the go to pistol cartridge for it and they make’em pretty small too.


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Its for public assasinations, not for robery. Like how shinzo abe was killed.


makina323

Uh his assassin used a homemade shotgun, that thing was literally anything but discreet


LordSeibzehn

But what about private assassinations? I’ve heard that those were pretty popular too.


Shower_Slug

Seems like it can stay loaded so deployment wouldnt take much longer than a regular gun. Better make that shot count tho.


barbarbequeue

Damb thick credit card


13thmurder

Better hope the other guy doesn't happen to find a rock to throw at you while you're getting that thing ready.


MylanWasTaken

Idk why everyone is making this out to be such a big deal lmao. It’s not exactly a design flaw… you can discreetly do that shit easilyyyy


Mr-Sister-Fister21

I guess you could confuse the shit out of a person before you shoot like Anton Chigurh.


MylanWasTaken

I mean exactly! Like foreign abstract objects usually puts people into that parasympathetic “deer-in-headlights” thing… I mean Anton walked up to mfs with a literal metal canister of gas and just bopped them… and ofc it’s a film but I didn’t find it too uncanny tbh! I could totally see that happening…


FrankLloydWrong_3305

Not in any self defense scenario. So this is literally just a tool of assassination.


IdaDuck

It’s a gimmick. Something like a basic OG LCP is barely bigger, chambered in 380 and is 6+1 with easy mag changes. And it’s ready to shoot all the time.


Kevin2Kool4U

Now make it out of wood, then I'll be impressed.


The_Doct0r_

And immediately burns itself away after use, so the evidence is gone.


trashmoneyxyz

And it takes your fingerprints off with it! As an added bonus


littleGreenMeanie

i'll see your butt dial and raise you an ass murder


forprojectsetc

Why bother making it in .22 WMR? In a barrel that short there’s no ballistic advantage over .22 lr and the bullet absolutely won’t expand.


Unusual_Car215

That's a good point. The gun would probably last longer with LR as well


KeyboardJustice

Luckily you can choose between LR and MWR when purchasing a lifecard.


Betrix5068

Yeah you could probably improve performance slightly by reducing the case length, since that would create more room for a longer barrel.


forprojectsetc

I mean, the whole thing is a gimmick anyway, so I’m guessing having “magnum” in the product description helps reel in the kind of consumer who would actually buy this. I enjoy target shooting and I used to hunt. While I’m no tactical expert and I’m not a concealed carrier, if I was to carry a firearm for protection, I wouldn’t want it to be a Rube Goldberg machine that holds a single .22 rimfire round.


Betrix5068

Oh yeah this is a terrible defensive design. It’s a gimmick weapon for people to screw about with on the range and show off to people, not actually be a viable weapon. People here are right to think assassination since that’s pretty much the only practical application, but even there it’s blatantly obvious the design is underdeveloped.


forprojectsetc

Yeah. Even as an assassin’s tool it’s a poor choice. Unless a cns hit is scored, anyone shot with it will almost certainly live long enough to feed it to their attacker.


No-Combination8136

Yeah it’s definitely more of a novelty for someone to play with. Like those credit card shaped knives that you keep in your wallet. My dad bought me one years ago because he thought it was cool. I forgot the thing existed until I sent my wallet through security at the airport lol


Efficient-Log-4425

The only logical comment in here.


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inquisitor1965

[Better penetration from 2” barrel?](https://www.luckygunner.com/labs/pocket-pistol-caliber-gel-test-results/)


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Give em credit for it


GuyWhoSaidThat

I shot one of these, it's worse than you'd think. Don't waste your money.


SupaSpeedy445

MADE IN USA RAHHHHGHG🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥💥💥


Asher_Tye

Would the hinge on the barrel potential cause a problem?


JMHSrowing

If it’s well made probably not. Tip up barrel actions like this have been made for quite a long time and it’s not exactly a powerful cartridge being used


LilRadon

I like that you got two response that were exact opposites, because one guy was talking about actual well made, effective guns and the other was talking about this piece of shit specifically


GuyWhoSaidThat

Yes, I've shot one. On a scale of 1-10, it's flimsy as fuck. Feels like it will fall apart in your hand. Even failed to fire twice. Dented the .22 casing but wouldn't fire.


Acrylnitril

"size of a credit card" I guess your world is 2D then


linwoodmusic

It’s called “Lifecard”. Fuck, that’s dark. It feels like American gun enthusiasts have this persistent fantasy of killing someone in self defence. At least enough to make fun little gadgets like this.


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Orangutanengineering

Not just self defense, protection of others, property...any possible legal reason to kill someone, really.


Tirus_

Nothing about this product makes it useful for self defense. This is something you sneak into a venue to kill someone with, this isn't a firearm for self defense or protection.


RectalSpawn

Furthering your point, I'd imagine that it can't be fired too many times.


Reallyso

Like kids knocking on their door by mistake and other such patriotic duties.


NewLibraryGuy

That title feels very "We'll have peace if I have to kill all of you to get it."


Vault-71

Oh this isn't for self-defense, it's for assassinations/murders. In a situation where you're in danger, you're not going to have the time or reflexes to get this out of your pocket, unfold it, load the breach, and accurately fire. This is for people who have a target in mind, who need something concealable until the last minute, where a single shot is all that's needed to make a problem "disappear."


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add to that: at very close range. Like, you'd have to be in a room with them.


rxsheepxr

> It feels like American gun enthusiasts have this persistent fantasy of killing someone. Edited for clarity.


Psychological_Web687

That's my dad's shootin car, only 3 more payments and it ours.


NewLibraryGuy

What's the use for this kind of thing? If you need a secret gun like that wouldn't you want one that's already assembled?


[deleted]

Compact and basically a Derringer. Meant to be super close and even then there's not much ass behind it


NewLibraryGuy

If you carry around a derringer you probably don't have to take the time to unfold and load it right before you fire it though, right?


[deleted]

Correct. But yeah extra steps isn't ideal when you have a small window to react.


we_are_sex_bobomb

Perfect for hunting, especially if your prey is sitting in the driver’s seat of a parked sedan.


MustangBarry

I mean, it's clever and everything, but it would require my intended victim to wait patiently while I load my credit card.


porks2345

Accurate to 3 feet


IraTheDragon

I'm trying to understand why he had to shoot the windscreen...


Llewellyn_Dowd

North American Arms .22 mag is smaller and has five shots.


MoeSauce

That's the ol shootin car, two more payments, and she's all ours


derpam

Can we stop inventing new ways to kill people?


Efficient-Log-4425

Lets invent a way to kill the next person that invents a way to kill people.


MisterAmygdala

Yes, and make it the size of half a credit card.


Acrobatic_Garden_767

Debt ends up killing a bunch of people and comes in credit card size. The American way


Thursday_the_20th

Shooting people was invented quite some time ago


Beefbaby3

Better go talk to the military


Just-Round9944

This isn't really a new way to kill someone, more like a redesign.


zeraujc686

For real! Alcohol and tobacco already kill enough people


Gnome-body-home

TRANSFORMERS!!!!! Murder in disguise!!!!!


kickliquid

When you are in crippling debt from your other credit cards, you pull out this "credit card" on yourself to make the debt go away.


Good_E85

It's called life card but would be more effective as death card.


Zagenti

"yeah hey bro hol up a sec while I unfold my single-shot low-caliber gun and then shoot you."


dmtbobby

*to the size of a deck of credit cards*


Stoutyeoman

Glad to know if I ever need a gun in a life or death situation I can politely ask the assailant to please wait for about 30-45 seconds while I convert my credit card into a gun and load it.


benadunkcamberpatch

Played with one of these at a shooting range once. Was fun for about 15 minutes before the gimmick wore off. Also way overpriced for what it is.


Think_fast_no_faster

Hate, hate, double hate, loathe entirely


maybeAturtle

Yeah me and OP find very different things “interesting”


Lee_Van_Beef

Pearl clutchers of reddit: These are intended as goofy range toys, not for actual self defense or "assassinating people". Jesus. The fact that assassination is the first thing that someone's mind goes to says a lot more about that person than it does the range toy.


broadsword_inhand

Dude this isnt even a "fun range toy". Its an ugly, useless piece of shit. A cheap derringer would be a better option for fun or defense than this


GiveUpYouAlreadyLost

The fact so many people here are seriously calling it an assassination tool just shows that they've been playing too much Hitman or watching way too many movies. Not even the dumbest assassin is going to bother with something like this.


GreerL0319

thats pretty cool but how much power does that little thing really pack


HuckleberryJealous19

Right in the kisser


alobx

Poor car..


SHKZ_21

Cashier : Sir, would that be cash or card? Me : ahem...(loading noises)


Willie_The_Gambler

Man I wondered why my car had bullet holes in it this morning


Dry-Task-7810

Excuse me mr. robber i will take out my credit card for you


atdt_drop_carrier

Yeah! Fuck you, car!!


DastardlyDallasDan

For when you need to shoot someone in self-defense, once, with a 22.


Thissssguy

That’s not the size of a credit card. Maybe the size of a ridge wallet


IbexOutgrabe

Shape of a credit card. I hate nonsense like this. How thick is your credit card?


DiddlyDumb

The way he holds his finger in front of a loaded gun without a trigger guard \*chefs kiss\*


rrastelli

That's my dad's shooting car. Just three more payments and it's ours.


No_Elk_8960

Cool


Cigarettelegs

Swiss army gun


32freemason

Got one and it’s just a novelty item only


STHGamer

"Oops, I missed, Mr. Robber please let me reload my single shot .22 credit card gun"


RichestSugarDaddy

By the time you're ready to shoot...


Ironsight85

My naa revolver is probably smaller and holds 5 shots, but that's still pretty cool.


sasknorth343

A 1 shot .22 ...... are we going to pretend this is for self defense?


Klatu_Barada_Nicto

Would that make it through TSA?


Meddlingmonster

What's even the point of this that's not even going to be good for protection


Yeeeet-illregretthis

I’ll stick with my Springfield hellcat!


badatthis22

Here is the actual link to buy: https://trailblazerfirearms.com/lifecard-gun/ Its 299.


Cathlem

"That mugger was such an idiot! He told me to hand over my credit card, but I gave him my gun!"


Lewd_ReadNY

But can you get a reservation at Dorsia with it?


Altruistic_Leader_42

Ahh yes…. Lifecard


gariflo

But.. Why ?


Longjumping-Cat-9207

This seems like a really really bad idea


moose2mouse

It’s time for a… charge back.


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Is there no discharge for the cartridge? Assuming you have to remove it after each shot and reload again. Neat idea, not exactly very practical.


Tight_muffin

Those are cool for $350 but I want the 9mm one. Only problem is they're $2500


Chester-Ming

Allow me to take out my credit card… …to withdraw your life


Significant-Reward-8

Murica. I don't have a credit card, just credit card guns!!!!!


Keyrov

Oh boy how about we stop with these gadgets?


keyehi

This is a fucking AD. Look how conveniently HIGH is the link to buy it. People can buy this for cheap in Aliexpress.


theREALlackattack

Why and how is this more practical than a Derringer?


Loki-Don

Muh, just as the founding fathers intended.


Maximum_Pumpkin5368

Novelty guns. That's what we need


Dusty4967

Tell the guy shooting at you to hold on while you unfold your gun lol.


SeaweedAgreeable

Allies used to drop something similar to Nazi occupied areas in WWII to encourage quick neutralization of occupiers in a disposable form.


mattjvgc

Sweet merciful crap! My car!


StropsAE

Safelite repair safelite replace


Disastrous-Bet-8813

What are we just ignoring the measurement of 'width' to sell more clicks? Measurements in 3 dimensions are height, length and width and this gun can not be folded to the size of a credit card.


FrancisSobotka1514

A zip gun but not improvised.


crikon_musk

100% discount coupon


Deroqshazam

Took 2 takes, I see.


frosty_otter

Don’t worry it’s his ex’s car


275MPHFordGT40

What did the Honda Accord do


Nuclearwhale79

Better hope u dont miss that shot 💀


hahafoxgoingdown

Wait! You can’t mug me, I have a gun. Just let me take it out of my pocket, unfold it, and load it.


Street-Historian-258

Better aim well or someone’s gonna be pissed and hopped up on adrenaline 🙃


jmarzy

God I love America