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illusive_guy

A genius, super jumping, spider that eats spiders? I’m both thrilled and terrified.


Ill-Option2644

Now imagine it's the size of a large dog😬


_fire_stone

Somewhere in the Spider-verse ...


Efficient_Fish2436

The movie eight legged freaks had something like this the size of a dog.


Marakaitou

Don't worry they are only round about 1 inch and harmless to humans


illusive_guy

Clearly you are a 1 inch spider. How long did it take to type that?


Marakaitou

Just 5 minutes


009duncan

Being born an insect is such a bad draw. There's always one shit or the other waiting to brutally murder you


Zealousideal-Fall524

Damn that spider should be in the next mission impossible movie with these super powers.


ManiaMan56

Hairy little dude is metal


poshenclave

I'm not partial to nature docs with tons of added sound effects and suggestive editing, but that shot of the spider descending on a thin thread and then pouncing is just utterly amazing. What an great capture (For both the cinematographer and the spider!).


chadwicke619

I think we take stuff like this for granted. Like, we see that shot of the spider descending from above and pouncing on his prey, and it’s cool, but I don’t think we can appreciate the reality behind what it takes to make these documentaries. Like, that’s just another spider shot among the hundreds of random spider shots we’ve seen, but imagine how amazing of a catch that must be, live and in the moment, if you’re the one filming and this is your passion.


Jehoke

Some of the most interesting stuff comes after the documentary when they show you how the camera crews achieve shots like this. Takes patience and dedication to a whole new level.


DnBenjamin

“Call her, ‘Portia.’”


fighting_cow

Love the Adrian Tchaikovsky reference.


lucashc90

Am I the only one that think those big beady eyes makes jumping spider look adorably cute?


DrNinnuxx

I, for one, welcome our jumping spider overlords.


MALESTROMME

Until they put flies in the ice cream.


lucashc90

Its all about love, no matter how many legs they have.


Leading-Bonus7478

Jump baby jump!


Nick_Toll

Sound effects are up to date.


tensigh

Why is it spiders are both so cool and so gross at the same time?


oranke_dino

Okaay, who is the funny guy responsible for the sound effects..? : )


Skipping_Scallywag

What in the world is going on with the bizarre foley work?


WeekendFantastic2941

Kids and old people love it, they are the only ones that watch nature documentaries. lol


Regular-Top2744

and stoners


urlacherla

I am one of those. Possibly all three


hulkmxl

Aaaaaaaaaw fucking hell! Imagine this spider getting the appetite of human blood... New fear: Unlocked 🔓


[deleted]

Nightmare fuel


revolution149

Not at all


Otosan_Baba

Too much dramatisation as if nature isn’t interesting enough.


ScrotieMcP

Damn, that was REALLY interesting!


Zot30

Hanus!


lil_silva

Came here to say its Hanuš!


skivvv

I'm arachnaphobic but I love his little leg wiggle. Dude is groovin


Balding_Unit

wow... I was on the edge of my seat and rooting for the little jumping spider the entire video!


MonkeyFluffers

Porche is a bad ass bitch.


ThisGirlIsFine

I did not need to watch this but those eyes are just so cute! Now I will try to forget what I saw.


daniel_rnld

I love jumping spiders! I always try to befriend them when i came across 'em. Too bad the ones here are pretty small and easily scared and ~~ran~~ jumps away :(


Roguewave1

Roaming the backroads of Texas with my 3 buddies one night looking for what trouble we could find, we stopped on a lonely road needing to take a whiz. Standing together on the warm black-top with our equipment in hand someone spotted a large tarantula enjoying the heat alongside us. So, what are 4 teen miscreants to do in such a situation? Of course, take a leak on said spider, which Charlie was first to do. His aim was good, but Mr. T did not take kindly to the affront and retaliated by jumping about 3 feet up on Charley’s leg. Still spewing, our friend, screaming in terror from the assault, commenced to spinning in a circle thereby around initiating the rest of us all standing close as he brushed the assaulting creature from his leg. Some spiders can absolutely jump.


scarabin

The added cartoon sound effects in these are so distracting and fake. That spider doesn’t make clicking Predator noises, whoosh when they move, or boing when they jump. Everything has to be so sensational and over the top these days. Just show us some f*cking nature


Time-Goat9412

its almost as if this was designed to get children to be interested in science and not aimed at adults... i wonder why that would be?


Gloomy_Permission190

They're like the John Reacher of the spider world.


Tankesur

Reminds me of that Adam Sandler movie.


umpolkadots

I feel so torn because I love spiders.


WildWolf92

Where Spaceman tho


AGROCRAG004

Hanus is that you?


FackingNobody

New Spiderman villain idea


Anon_be_thy_name

I have a weird fear with spider. Can't stand when I see their faces, specially the big ones. Yet I love Jumping Spiders, even when I see their faces. They're just awesome. They're also really adorable and have tons of personality.


LopsidedPotential711

Attenborough can narrate Jeffrey Dahmer and make him sound like a hero.


Knight_TheRider

Then came my mom's flying sandal


Horseyboy21

Amazing close ups. Actually a pretty Spider. So deadly and clever.


cztothehead

Portia jumping spider


Standard-Page-5992

Anyone want to make a jumping spider video game? Can you make it 3d with a compelling story about how its kids were taken away by a spider boss of some sort like a huge tarantula or a trap door spider? Maybe add a multiplayer matchmaking with different spiders with different abilities. Trap door, Black widow, jumping, ect


OnefleshandBlood

It’s Hañus


BonerJams1703

3 times her size (lowers down to spider pretty much the same size)


BlackSheepDad1

This is my daughter’s favorite. she watches this everyday. Her fave part was the spider that dances to mate 😆


Tasigurl_

Terrifying


Glass_Quarter_7586

If helldivers2 2 had these evil geniuses we would be dead.


Bluez550

Actually he was a 4th superpower, its somehow cute out of all of the other spiders


Public_Weird1921

Dawg. When that spider pounced I damn near shat my pants 😭 my nerves, organs, flesh and blood all separated and reconnected in the span of 3 seconds


MeasurementTrue3645

A dumbfuck spider did that in my livingroom once. Decended from the ceiling, then pounced on my forhead. I flinched and hit it at mach speed into the wall, so it ended badly for it, but A for effort nontheless.


MistakenAsNice

So, different spiders can get stuck on another spiders' web?


Over_Battle_4547

Id grind that mf down


blueshirt11

That’s CGI right? Right?


InternationalFig4583

Please stop adding fake sounds when eating or crumbling... " Wörch Wörch " all the time !