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_Ora-Pro-Nobis_

That's incredible. I'd love to see long-term what his fine motor skills look like!


Professor-SEO_DE

Normal people: "how are his fine motor skills?" Redditors: "can he fap again?"


MatttheJ

Well... Can he šŸ‘€


Professor-SEO_DE

Honest estimation: I doubt he couldn't fap before the surgery let alone afterwards. Probably gave himself the double stub. Might even be able to do so with only one stub if he has something like a fleshlight or a "bum in a can". The bigger problem with fapping might be browsing porn sites using only your voice... Imagine living next door and hearing a dude talk to himself. Dude: "Big tits!" Dude: "Creampie orgy!" Dude: "Full screen!" \*10 minutes later\* Dude: "Exit incognito mode"


roevbananen

Allow me to fill out the 10 minutes: Dude: "Fast forward 5 seconds" Dude: "Fast forward 5 seconds" Dude: "Fast forward 10 seconds" Dude: "Fast forward 5 seconds" Dude: "Fast forward 1 minute" Dude: "Backtrack 15 seconds" Dude: "Fast forward 10 seconds" Dude: "Fast forward 20 seconds" Dude: "Fast forward 2 minutes" Dude: "Backtrack 30 seconds"


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

Enhance 224 to 176 Enhance. Stop. Move in. Stop. Pull out, track right. Stop. Center and pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop. Enhance 34 to 36. Stop. Enhance 34 to 46. Pull back. Wait a minute. Stop. Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop Enhance 15 to 23.


Professor-SEO_DE

>wife arrives in car early and pulls up the driveway >**\*BLUETOOTH CONNECTED\*** >\*loud moaning in car\*


No-Edge-8600

What. The. Fuck.


hark0101

I can hear these sentences in my mind. With the accompanying music.


kevinlamlam

I hate how accurate this is


Professor-SEO_DE

THEN AGAIN!!! Try reaching your dick with your elbows. For me it's easy cus I totally have a huge 12 inch super dong but some might barely be able to reach it. But it's not impossible with some gymnastics. So even if he barely has any motor skills in his hands, which might be possible, he could still jack it in several other ways. Those are my final words on this matter. Further questions may be send to [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])


Orphanfucker420

Practice self fellatio


VESAAA7

I wonder if that was the original goal of the guy who invented yoga


lakshmananlm

Thank you for the imagery. And have my up vote..


redflag19xx

Ye olde dub stub.


rudderstock

Well he could've just turned the stub into a fleshlight if he found a surgeon who was creative enough


Professor-SEO_DE

He should've gone for the same fit as the black guy from final fantasy 7 but in stead of a gun he has a thrusting dildo on the front and a fleshlight on the side. IRL Orgazmo


Direct-Yak100

I hate it here.


[deleted]

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exipheas

The question is does it feel like you are getting a hand job or giving a hand job?


joint-exam-failure

Donor was femaleĀ 


snip23

Good thing was it was woman's hand so no not gay.


Milam1996

As someone who works with spinal patients, nothing will stop a manā€™s desire to fap. If it works, itā€™s getting used. Thereā€™s a reason why door knocking is important etiquette


Professor-SEO_DE

And that's kinda wild if you think about it. You lose sensation from some point on the spine downward, yet one still wants to fap. A man's will to fap can move mountains... :'-)


Lanky_Dentist9151

So is it ā€žthe strangerā€œ erverytime he faps?


FauxGenius

Iā€™m sure he was able to nub one out before his new hands.


Unknown69101

Does it count as a HJ from someone else? Asking for a friendā€¦ šŸ«£


Professor-SEO_DE

I'm guessing his nerve endings (in his hands) might not work in the beginning or maybe ever, but I have no idea tbh. Short answer: yes


rushan3103

No. There was another case in India few years back in which the new hands even changed their skin colour in accordance to the host's melanin levels. So in a few months, the new hands feel a part of the host body and not somebody else.


Professor-SEO_DE

Can you source this? I know of people who lost sensation in their nerves for things less serious than losing both hands...


rushan3103

[Here](https://www.hindustantimes.com/it-s-viral/doctors-surprised-with-hand-recipient-s-colour-change-of-skin/story-vgsNKQNZhtSzgDiXpV4ydM.html)


Mental-Blueberry_666

So it's not a given thing, but hopefully he'll regain feeling and control of his new hands. It takes a while because his body won't hook up to the existing nerves. Instead the old nerves in his arms will multiply and work their way into the new arms using the old nerves as a kind of scaffolding. Source: I read it somewhere Idk.


kwakimaki

HOW CAN HE FAP?!?!


SkazzK

Damn you, now there's beer all over my monitor.


Dziadzios

Fapping is possible without hands.


PowerfulWallaby7964

Great now I'm thinking about the massive load he probably busted the moment he was finally able to fap again.


StupidandGeeky

The real question should be: "Does this put his mother out of a job?"


GattoNeroMiao

Lmao


ThrowAwayRPh1997

Is it gay? Cuz thatā€™s someone elseā€™s hands.


dscchn

The donor was a woman. Iā€™m not even joking.


ThrowAwayRPh1997

Oohh. Thatā€™sā€¦.. ok i dunno what to say. Ask the owner for consent first? I guess. Ahahaha


PleaseHelp9673

Apparently he got a womanā€™s arms too so


ReticentSentiment

The ultimate "stranger" handjob.


johnsmith1234567890x

Best part ...it feels like someone else doing it


Kotruljevic1458

Don't ever change Reddit! IPO be damned.


TheLinden

It's the same question.


Shell_hurdle7330

He must be starved


MustangBR

"Can you wank yet" - Lando Norris


Llamalover1234567

All Redditors are Carlos Sainz


Kataclysm

When he does it; does it feel like someone else is doing it?


Serviceofman

LOL


Good4nowbut

Depending on oneā€™sā€¦endowment, it could still be fine motor skills weā€™re talking about šŸ˜…


kenman345

Itā€™s like being jerked by someone elseā€™s hands


Joetwoone91A

Is it still a Stranger?


LeanTangerine001

Here is someone else that got a double arm transplant. The video shows about a years worth of progress for him after the surgery and seems to be able to do a lot of things like driving, but still seems to have some difficulty with finer motor control. https://youtu.be/cXAFF6S53jU?si=EdULX7tndz0yG3oD Still incredible considering what happened.


gabeshadows

Also recomend this doc about the first succesfull arm transplant and how well it went. (Also really touching life story) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M3MUQB8E9J4&pp=ygUaYXJtIHRyYW5zcGxhbnQgZG9jdW1lbnRhcnk%3D


b_vitamin

Iā€™m most interested in how they get the nerve to function properly. Nerve grafting has been historically pretty difficult to achieve.


ItsLoudB

Iā€™d still take that over having no arms tbh!


dickallcocksofandros

i wonder how much of that is from the surgical site itself and how much from neural pathways in the brain changing/degrading from underuse


HolyDiverBoi

Over time the skin tone will actually blend together, to the extent that only the scars will be telling of a surgery ever taking place. These surgeons are national treasures, IMHO.


zzapdk

- "Doctor, will I be able to play piano after the procedure?" - "Yes, I don't see why not" - "That's wonderful, I never could play the piano before!" Thanks, I'll see myself out...


Significant_Ad9019

Can I play the piano anymore? Of course you can! Well I couldn't before!Ā  šŸŽ¶šŸ’


IRefuseThisNonsense

Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!


Kaimat13

My dumbass read "motor skills" and I thought about motorcycles... I was like "why out of all things you want to see this man on a bike"Ā 


MohatmoGandy

[He's already painting again](https://www.killyourdarlings.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/horse-1.jpg)


breathemusic87

He's going to need a lot of occupational therapy but it's not unrealistic. People are able to pick up myoelectrics quite well - this is the next step. If the Arms take well and his body doesn't reject them, I would be hopeful he'd regain function. Am an OT.


ChiggaOG

Iā€™m more curious to see if that transplant will have an effect on the guyā€™s diet.


[deleted]

Building on ur comment: dicks don't need fine motor skillsn so....


ProperWerewolf2

He took off his mask already! Huge success!


flat_dearther

Can he operate a Delhi slicer? Is that how this all started in the first place?!


firebrandarsecake

It won't be great. If past surgeries are anything to go by.


Dreagonfairytail

He will need a shit load of rehab


Any_Veterinarian3749

>45-year-old painter who had lost both his hands in a train accident four years ago, underwent a 12-hour long bilateral hand transplant operation in Delhi's Sir Ganga Ram Hospital, PTI reported. >Raj Kumar, a resident of Nangloi in the capital, was crossing the railway track near his house on his bicycle when he lost control over it and fell down on the tracks and came under a train. >The surgery lasted for over 12 hours and involved connecting every blood vessel, muscle, tendon, and nerve between the donor's hands and the recipient's arms. >According to Times Now, Meena Mehta, who served as the administrative head of a reputed school in South Delhi, pledged to donate her organs after her demise. Her kidneys, liver, and corneas have transformed the lives of three people, and her hands have been donated to the painter. Sources:- https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/delhi-painter-who-lost-both-hands-ready-to-hold-his-brush-again-after-double-transplant-101709713685515.html https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/delhi/painter-gets-hands-back-at-delhi-hospital-thanks-to-brain-dead-woman-donor-and-doctors/articleshow/108260580.cms


desi_doge_woof

Bless that woman, probably changed the life quality of 3 people from bad to much, much better


chowderbomb33

That's amazing. And 12 hrs would be only the tip of the surface. There would be time to keep the hands functional and avoid graft rejection.


freakinbacon

Wait he has a woman's hands? Interesting


FAS-ACA3

What's up with India and trains?


Eastern-Mix9636

Its a good way to get around.


FlyingZebra34

Have to respect the trains men


yoydid

Of course it was a train accident


Casperthecattt

If only Dr Romano had his accident with the helicopter in our current times.. well, the first accident


SquishedGremlin

I know that story like the back of my hand.. WAIT HOLY FUCK.


Top_Praline999

Still better than the time he fell in that toxic waste.


Jtenka

There's a really unusual phenomenon with this where his hand/arm skin colour will eventually perfectly match the rest of his body. There was a hand transplant done a while ago. Male hands on a female body. Eventually her hands became more feminine and they matched her perfectly.


LeMads

Do you have a source?


Jtenka

https://www.livescience.com/hand-transplant-skin-lighten.html


TehOuchies

I sent the story to a few retired Doctors from Mexico this morning. They worked many years amputating limbs, among other stuff. All of us are waiting for the 6 and 9 month marks. While this is different, pig heart man died after 6 months. Chimp Kidney man died after 9 months. Yes, these are human arms. But this is a first of its kind. Mostly want to see if they will work long term. Edit. Yes, I am wrong on most of this. Thanks for all the reading material folks.


ZeInsaneErke

It's not first of its kind, there's been a case of an airport security guy who got his arms blown off in the USA and received new ones from an organ donor. Apparently had to take immuno-suppressants constantly and motor-function was never the same again, but it was close at least. But yeah, turned out to not be a great solution, but arms are arms. Source: Saw it on TV some years ago, someone prove me wrong because I'm too lazy


TehOuchies

Just started doing a search. Yea, seems like there have been other attempts/similar things. Looks like John Hopkins already got decent at doing hand transplants. This is wild. Thanks for the reponse.


LeanTangerine001

Iā€™ve seen videos that date back 10 years ago for successful arm transplants. Surprised me that itā€™s been around for over a decade as it feels like such a new and incredible medical surgery.


[deleted]

I mean, they have successfully transplanted penis' onto Iraq war veterans who had them blown off. But then again any man who gets his dick back wouldn't give a fuck about the meds he had to take as long as it still got hard.


Capable_Tumbleweed34

We've been doings that for decades my guy. It's nothing new.


colossalmickey

Yeah it's not a miracle solution, the body constantly wants to reject the transplanted limb, it's much more complicated than an organ transplant due to the variety of tissue present. The immuno-suppressant drugs can wreak havoc on the kidneys, and had been fatal in the past. Patients have to weigh up having arms with having a potentially much shorter life span, where any complications which arise will be deadly serious. Some people who have had arm transplants have ended up getting them removed, not every patient gains full mobility over the limbs, and if they don't take great care they can be damaged beyond repair.


Malu1997

This is why we need to become cyborgs


AWildRideHome

It will be interesting to see whether or not prosthetics or growable organs/limbs from own DNA comes firsta


MalleyVodka

Ah! A fellow mechanicus! Glad to see someone who has been elightened by the glory of the Omnisiah.


ZeInsaneErke

Seems reasonable, sounds vaguely like what I remember from watching that thing years ago


Agitated_Mirror4414

U always gotta take immunosuppressants with transplants of any kind


ZeInsaneErke

Indeed Well unless they would make you a new arm from your own tissue (which also is possible with modern technology nowadays btw, just very very expensive and probably cancerous)


Guardian2k

Unfortunately with the technology we have immuno-suppressants are inevitable. I love a phrase I heard about it, evolution didnā€™t really think to factor in that some chimps with tools would be cutting and adding organs and limbs from each other


ZeInsaneErke

At least the commercially available technology, there have been instances of growing body parts from stem cell tissue, however it has not been done with a whole arm yet as far as I'm aware


CMDR_omnicognate

ā€œChimp kidney manā€ Wait are you telling me they couldā€™ve replaced this manā€™s arms with GORILLA ARMS???


TehOuchies

Or pig hooves.


Professor-SEO_DE

I told you guys man-gorilla-pig was real. You didn't listen.


bruhDF_

Excelsior!


Lostinthestarscape

No one informed him of his right to bear arms.


Xenoscope

_Cyberpunk intensifies_


az226

Critical organs isnā€™t the same as hands. Interspecies isnā€™t the same as intraspecies.


Icy-Prior3125

There was a girl who was given the arms of an older man, the arm changed shape and cells to look like her arm over the bext couple of months. Motor skills are perfectly fine. The body rejects the arm, but the medicine counteracts it


Goodboiye

I believe it was a baboon that survived for 6 months with a pig's heart. No human has survived more than 2 months yet, or at least I could not find any other attempts


Brigin_

He's going to have one hell of a tan line


kratchup

even cooler thing about transplants like these: the skin colour slowly starts to match your own!


MysteriousSquad

But now i wonder do his new hands have someone elses dna? Or will they slowly develop his dna?


Coveinant

Actually yes. The cells in the hands will slowly be replaced with his own. In about 10ish years, there will almost no way to tell his hands are transplants. Ain't biology interesting.


hassium

Really? I thought people who received transplants were on immunosuppressants for the rest of their lives?


Coveinant

Oh they are, generally for the new bone merrow which is replicated inside the bones themselves for this type. Organs are a whole thing in and of themselves. But with this type of graft, the body would replace the skin and muscles with the body's own stem cells.


hassium

Ooooh I see, thank you for the explanation. If you have time and don't mind, can you dive deeper into this: >Organs are a whole thing in and of themselves. I guess they also regenerate but is it like the bone marrow where tissue is generated locally?


Nihba_

TIL, you can donate a Hand!


HissingChoir

Could you give me a hand?


Its_A_Me_JOE

Reverse Shah-Jahan


SirRipOliver

This is handā€™s off the best thing Iā€™ve seen today.


IamlostlikeZoroIs

I bet it cost him an arm and a leg in medical fees


_imchetan_

Depends. If he is admitted in aims or any other government hospital than cost would be nothing.


massive__potato

probably less than giving birth in the USA. AIIMS delhi is govt undertaking hospital. dogwater cheap


IamlostlikeZoroIs

Itā€™s a pun


Humped8080

He asked them to give him a hand


friedhorsebuttholes

he can crank his hog again


Sosemikreativ

Does it feel like a stranger's hand though?


Difficult_General167

Only if you sit on it long enough.


ScenePuzzleheaded729

It is a stranger's hand.


Intelligent_ye

It is a woman's hand tho


CorrectEar9548

Finally a method for redditors to feel a womans touch


UmbranAssassin

I came here just to see who'd make a masturbation joke.


minde281

Hands down best comment


ABucin

It deserves a thumbs up.


QweenJoleen1983

Hence the smile in the after picā€¦


Xenoscope

Amen borther gobbless the docs who gave this hoss his hawg crankin back


Flux_resistor

time to write up a new horror flick.


Frendowastaken

Yeah and letā€™s call it something like Franensteinā€˜s monster part two electric boogaloo.


blockybookbook

Thatā€™s awesome


LinguoBuxo

Finally he'll be able to enjoy going to the disco once again


drifters74

How do they reconnect every nerve, bone, tissue, etc?


teapotcake

Painstakingly according to the article, it was a 12 hour surgery I think. Blows my mind that we can do that.


drifters74

It's just incredible


Compleat_Fool

Like all these brand new revolutionary surgeries letā€™s try and refrain and wait for the 6, 9 and 12 month mark at a minimum before we get too excited about this. Cause hell we can replace our organs with animal organs and make two headed dogs for a limited amount of time. Hopefully, this is different.


butterlytea

WHAT


Spicynoodle49

The year is 2050, you can browse for arms and leg on the online store that can schedule you for a transplant procedure


pinninghilo

Reddit: so, that time I broke both my arms.. Indian painter: hold my lassi


HotRelation7287

He can finally jerk off againšŸ„¹


Mr_Anderson_48

Love the racist and hate comments as usual.


massive__potato

yup, because its india. ā€œbUt thErE areNt toileTs in InDiašŸ¤“ā˜ļøā€


[deleted]

Insane what doctors are able to do nowadays. Hope his body doesn't reject the part and he regains most of the functionality


_ThatD0ct0r_

I'm assuming he still needs anti rejection meds right?


FleetingMercury

*Painters first google search after operation "Is it gay if I masturbate with another guy's hands?"


Any_Veterinarian3749

The donor was female. Dude is going to get a whole new feeling.


Eagle_galazy

Does this actually work? Is it true you can transplant arms?


PityBoi57

I've seen cases of face transplants before I'd say it'll probably work but limited


Eagle_galazy

Marvelous, what humanity's achieved


Stealthy_Facka

You can take my brush from my cold dead hands


HeavenIsBelowMe

Painter: "Hey, lend me a hand" The man: "Okay bro, I got ya!"


dotblot

Can someone ELI5 how they connected the amputated hands nerve to the donated hands.


tamal4444

it was a 12hour surgery.


CaptCrewSocks

I wonder if he has to take a cereal bowl full of anti rejection pills daily.


Evil_Teletubbi

He must have painted the Taj Mahal.


Memerhunbhai

(ā ;ā Åā ļ¹ā Åā )


PresentationPlane932

Fkng awesome.


joumase-Fox9533

Damn, I read hands "hacked"


Heretek-Magos

My cousin was a professional bull-rider,years ago he got his arm torn off and had it replaced with a cadaver arm and it works perfectly fine, hell he had a career in either boxing or MMA for a bit afterwards, I forget which.


Odd_Natural_4202

The muscle memory actin up would be crazy


koleszkot

I didnt know you can do this


IxTermit

Damn i really read surgical as suicidal


DJDolma

Borat Gif ā€œHigh Five!ā€


Fokus342

" We put you back together " I think this man is main character from fnaf 4


mrsnoo86

i thought it was god doing that magically.


SerbianGenius

Is it gay if he fap fap now? Itā€™s basically another man arms jerking you off


ItsBarryParker

They're a woman's arms. Then, no.


Delicious-Comfort543

Well that's handy.


Maheer-150

Shah jawan from jahanum


Mission-Storm-4375

Gets his hands back and they still work are different things. I want to know if he can still use them at all or if he can hold things again


nathansanes

Now he's going to start painting things from the donors life


SayGexFuttBucker

Thank God they blurred his eyes


The_IRS_Fears_Him

WOW


Mootingly

How did he paint with no hands beforehand. ā€œBudum tsaaahā€


Auroral_path

Holly shit that surgery is spectacular! So can he move his finger then?


aeroae

What did he steal?


Old_Ratio444

Canā€™t believe they matched the blood vessels


Vedpran

Shahjahan worried that he will make a new Taj Mahal nowšŸ’€


ThomasCaleb

does this mean when he masturbates techincally someone else is doing it for him?


1mhereforthejokes

Now all he needs is his eyes back!


StatementOk470

The ultimate 'stranger fap'.


NibGibbler

That's gotta feel so strange looking down and seeing someone else's arms attached to you


PowerfulWallaby7964

Woah that cannot be a quick nor easy procedure, I'm curious how they connect everything muscle tissue / tendons, arteries, I can't believe this is possible, wow.


joelpyard

New way to play the stranger


Sloppyslam

Boy got them hands


PURPLEisMYgender

Would the doctors name happen to be Frankenstein?


Albinofreaken

Imagine how weird it must be to have someone elses arms and hands


Rodan-Lewarx

so my dream of becaming Goro could be done?


voxvinushka

Godrick the grafted if he was based God I hope someone gets the reference


kalehennie

That dude is going all the way to do the *stranger*