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NibblersNosh

Just learned that not all of the ninja turtles were alive at the same time. This is going to take a while to deal with.


kaiderson

They just used clever editing


billsn0w

The third movie fills in all the questions about time gaps...


siqiniq

And since tomato was a new world plant and first appeared on pizza in 1521 or 1544, only one member could have ever tasted it in the last decades of his long life…


SirGallaudet

Don’t do this to me


BobbyBlack8

Cowabummer dude...


AmbulanceChaser12

When I was little, I assumed all artists were Renaissance artists. So I thought Picasso hung around with Beethoven and Leonardo da Vinci.


underwatr_cheestrain

This comment is why i keep coming back to Reddit for over a decade. This and shittymorph


HurricaneMedina

Yeah, but can you imagine calling one "Titian" and marketing it to a bunch of adolescent boys?


FigureOfStickman

they couldn't handle it (because of their fAckin *HORMONES*)


Pineneedle_coughdrop

Pronounced “ti-shun” ☝️


hijro

What a coincidence that so many important people were born after the invention of the printing press. You had to do some seriously impressive shit to get your name written down before that.


jgunit

I think it says a lot how few athletes show up before the modern era. Very few in that category stand the test of time. Entertainers too, although there a few greats spattered throughout.


Raudskeggr

> written down before that Two things working against you; all writing was by hand, and less than 10% of the population could read it anyway. The proliferation of cheap, mass-produced written material was perhaps one of if not the greatest inventions of human civilization. Foundational.


Intelligent_Pie_9102

There were plenty of important authors in antiquity and the middle ages, it's just that this map focuses on popular figures people will already know.


learninghowtohuman72

It's easier for the average person to grasp the point of this graph when the creator sticks to the popular ones


acct4thismofo

It’s more informative of a graph to be representative of reality


Helpful_Sir_6380

Same as why hundreds of millions of our names are written down due to the internet


Orinoco123

Are you saying Martha Stewart isn't as important as mansa Musa?


healthybowl

Like Kate Moss?


adiosfelicia2

In terms of current people, Jeffrey Dahmer, Kate Moss, and Anna Kournakova are *peculiar* choices for inclusion.


TikMethod

One female athlete listed and it's... Anna Kournikova! Career highest ranking #8.


TikMethod

At least Jeffrey and Kate were outstanding in their categories.


adiosfelicia2

Exactly! People complained about AK's media attention, back in the day, due to her not actually winning many matches. Like the media was reducing women's tennis to a beauty pageant. Dahmer at least was exceptionally twisted, but I'd still probably call Bundy more culturally significant. When people reference serial killers, Bundy's the go-to sick fuck.


TikMethod

I don't know how to rank these things, but Ed Kemper really seemed to be on a different level, especially as it relates to what he did to his mother. Anywho...


adiosfelicia2

Yeah, the whole mom's skull as sex toy was... extra.


TikMethod

Jeez, spoiler alert!


handleurscandal

I agree it’s a bit bizarre. 95% men but make sure to include Tiger Woods 🙄


Responsible_Slip_860

Here's the map where you can zoom in because Reddit's UI sucks: [https://i.imgur.com/2TBL3Vo.png](https://i.imgur.com/2TBL3Vo.png)


Badabumdabam

Do anybody knows if there'a software to could build sich a chart?


Ultimarr

Inkscape, for sure :). The paid version is Adobe Illustrator. Otherwise programs like drawio and diagrams.net slap


jasting98

Microsoft Paint.


Raudskeggr

Disappointed to see how LATE it starts. It's all Middle ages! In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree..


atom-up_atom-up

Why is it not the full image? I don't understand lol


Bruetus

Imagine making something like this, and then leaving out the man who invented the device you made it on (Alan Turing)


Monroe_Institute

this map is a totally random eurocentric summary of history


false_athenian

I don't know why you're getting downvoted. The bias on who is deemed relevant here is painful to see. Imagine having an opportunity to widden our perspective and still choose to keep things squarely anglobasic


No_Communication6147

That is most likely because most of us dont speak any asian language (we are on reddit for crying out loud) and that Europe has dominated in almost all catogories for almost 500 years until the USA surpassed it quite recently.


thisshitsstupid

This dudes commenting the same thing on everybody in the thread and anyone who responds and makes any sense at all (like you) isn't getting a reply.


No_Communication6147

I should probably stop arguing with people online, its an exercise in futility.


thisshitsstupid

I just try to remember a solid 30% of em or more are probably young teenagers and just hope they end up not being as stupid as they currently are.


TooManySteves2

Indeed. Can you see a single Aussie on there?


Kealion

Lmao pirates in “business and industry”


monkeyhoward

Arrr we be takin’ the profit and you’ll be takin’ the loss. That’s how we do “business”


MarshtompNerd

Shocked they weren’t in the “baddies” category tbh


SubLazarbeam

Al Capone as well


Junarik

I DON'T SEE EMINEM Edit: HOLY FUCK I SEE EMINEM


Super_Money_2145

I would have liked him to be classified as an artist not entertainer


Lyzore23

He’s definitely an entertainer


Vanillabean73

The performing arts are usually considered entertainment in this context. Actors, musicians, etc. are all artists, yes, but are most commonly associated with performances in the entertainment industry.


erasrhed

Major oversight: I am not listed on here.


Scarfiotti

There are five kinds of spy: The local spy, the inside spy, the reverse spy, the dead spy, and the living spy. When the five kinds of spies are all active, no one knows their routes - this is called organizational genius, and is valuable to the leadership. - Sun Tzu


Professional_Can651

Ivan the Terrible is 200 years misplaced.


MisterDecember

And Guru Nanak is badly misspelled


commonlycommon

Incredible to see, actually. Wondering what the criteria was to garner inclusion?


n2dubs

Ahhh Anna Kournikova. This should be in r/xennials


Ceilingistalkingtome

How are u gonna have Jeffrey Dahmer on there and then snub Kurt Cobain?


bitterspaceman

Really cringe to see who has been chosen to represent the modern age.


atom-up_atom-up

This would be really cool if it wasn't so fucking low res lmao


Particular-Agency-24

HAHAHAHA. I’m sorry! Not my fault. But there’s a good man who posted a high res link somewhere up there. 😅


DanielJamesCabrera

No Carl Sagan? How surprising


SelWylde

Don’t worry, we have Taylor Swift


Acceptable-Rise8783

No Belle Delphine?


GigaCannon99

She would be under Leaders & Baddies


brodol29

I mean hardly the big map, missing lots of important people….also some of the more recent people are a far reaching for fame when compared to others in their field (Beckham, no Messi or Ronaldo?)


rainbowroobear

i am not on this map, for i have never truly lived. i have only existed in existential turmoil. am i watching shadows of life projected upon the wall?


[deleted]

r/BrandNewSentence


SupaiKohai

It doesn't even purport that it's about important people.


shykawaii_shark

Jesus, why is it organised like this? How am I supposed to find... anything? They're not ordered in any way whatsoever!!


InformalPenguinz

Secretariat is on this list


Mudder512

Isn’t the correct term “administrative assistant”. /s


piterfraszka

Ivan the Terrible in late XVIII c.?!🤨


Barbarossabros

“Baddies”😂


MuffinShepherd

Here I am trying to figure out if they’re categorizing Queen Elizabeth as a leader or as a baddie


glockymcglockface

The most famous person in the world over that 50ish years isn’t on here. What a joke. Michael Jackson


djoncho

Really cool map. It would be cool to have an interactive one though, so we can toggle some categories on or off


Mr_Midnight_Moon

I knew when Isaac Newton lived, and I knew when the Golden Age of Piracy was, but for some reason my brain never connected those two as happening at the same time. I'm stupid though so no worries.


downthemuddyriver

As a Brit, it’s pretty fucking depressing that David Beckham and Kate Moss have been deemed the only 2 living British people worthy of inclusion.


[deleted]

A slight correction. In religious leaders, the map maker named the first sikh guru sanak, when the correct name is nanak. Someone posted the version with the correct name in the comments.


not-intoxicated

correct me if i’m wrong but that’s not a map, it’s a timeline


reesetoyou5

No Michael Jackson??


RalfMurphy

Taylor Swift got on but not Nelson Mandela 😭


Pithecanthropus88

I want to make something like this with my family tree.


intro_blurt

Missing Jim Morrison


superstraycat22

Being from the US. Is kournikova and Kate Moss like a big deal in Europe? I know them but they seem like they don't belong 🤷


Laser_Dice124

Blackbeard: "business and industry" well I mean I suppose you could call it that


Big-Tip2035

Looks like we've replaced thinkers with entertainers


drifters74

It needs to be the opposite


enmoshan

Isaac Newton and Blackbeard living at the same time is kinda nuts


AndroidPizzaParty

Bill Gates lived during the same time as Michael Jordan??? Who knew?!


icewalker42

Pirating... Just business and industry. Lol


[deleted]

Best quality Reddit image


Outside-Tour8669

This is crazy work!


GigaCannon99

Leader & Baddies lol


ruuduni

Who thought the arrows were hair on their cellphone screen?


Beginning-Brief-4307

How is this a map? This is a timeline.


Every-Cook5084

It bothers me the people alive go off the page. Should stop at line


gnouf1

And my mom ?


dzindevis

The human history seems a lot shorter when compared to life length like that


explosn

Some good/great, albeit not necessarily accurate, tv shows about or including some folks listed here. From left to right Marco Polo - Kublia Khan/Marco Polo Medici - Italian Renaissance The Great - Catherine The Great Black Sails - Blackbeard Turn: Washington’s Spies - George Washington John Adams - John Adams


bimsalabim55

When you realize the Ottoman Empire and Space Age are separated by a few hundred years is closer than you think.


PeroxideTube5

Not even a few hundred years. Only like 50 years or so. The Ottoman Empire was a major player in WWI and didn’t fully collapse until after the war.


jerrybeck

Would love to see this in digital form not a screenshot


admiralfrosting

Can I get this in higher rez?


clgoodson

Okay. Stay with me. A buddy comedy/action movie where Bach is kidnapped by pirates and has to be rescued by an unlikely team of an old crotchety Sir Issac Newton. Jonathan Swift, Voltaire, and a precocious young Ben Franklin.


DinoKea

Over half the people in "Business & Industry" are known criminals


GrapefruitMammoth626

Interesting choice of people to include on the right, seemed to be picked randomly from pool of a million notable people of recent times.


Outerbongolia

No scientists since Einstein? I really liked it until mid-20th century. There are many scientists missing since then. This map, mid-20th century on, is pretty sports/entertainment oriented.


Friendly-Control-673

Lmao hitler in baddie mark.


Scarfiotti

Wasn't that the guy who killed Adolf? That man deserves a statue, not a baddie mark.


Airsinner

No Edgar Allan Poe?


bebopster

Doesn't have me in it. Irrelevant. /s


Super-Letterhead-916

This is very cool


Imaginary-Kale4673

Dang! Genghis Khan and Anna Kurnikova on the same chart 💯😄


Ok-Nature-3991

Such a joke to not see Alexander Van Humboldt on this list. A true forgotten legend.


uu123uu

The document one which you can find both Eminem and Genghis Khan


Substantial-Dark_

W.S.


Mrgod2u82

No thinkers today


AbeLackdood

Big smoke dawg 1980 - (T.B.A.)


ChiggaOG

This is quality content.


sodsod2

James Clerk Maxwell is missing :(


Set_Abominae1776

Making rulers of the same country jump around between lines doesnt help


PBJ-9999

What, no Jesus?


Previous-Alarm-8720

Al Capone is an business man like Bill Gates and not a “baddie“?


shingaladaz

r/coolguides


Far-Position7115

why not just group each category together


mil_cord

David Beckham & Anna Kournikova , no Ronaldo, Messi or Djokovic. 😂


grumpygumpert

My dumbass looking at the beginning searching for the dinosaurs


slabgorb

cool guide to eyestrain


JustS0meRand0m9uy

I want this as a poster


monosolo830

I didn’t find my name ?


_Screw_The_Rules_

But where is the artist that created dragon ball? Or where is the founder of the LSD?


Lew__Zealand

Hm. Hitler followed by Secretariat. Sometimes the ass *does* lead the horse.


thanindigo

Stalin and Mendeleev should be here.


Vamparael

Who did this? I like it a lot!


Gold-Excitement8838

I found the Ninja Turtles!


Petziferum

There are no Thinkers anymore in the newer Timespan. Explains a lot...


lil_reddit_lurker

Take a shot every time this gets reposted!


fjtuk

I suspect Genghis Khan and Anna Kournikova have never been on the same chart before!


girlfarfaraway

I am not here for princess diana erasure


moikescott

it’s a map by WEHAVETHElimitedData


thehomeskillet1

Was hoping to see Harriet Tubman on here


mrhebrides

Kate Moss, but Elon Musk? And they say we’re in thr “Space Age”?


cletusvanderbiltII

Seems to be missing a category for influencers.


drifters74

Neat


olatorhan

Missing Montesqieu in the box of enlightenment.


Mackie_Macheath

Repost from a few weeks ago. And still missing very important people.


Fungus1968

Elon Musk?


JoeyPeake

r/dataisbeautiful


itsagasgasgas

“Where’s Gretzky?” -every Canadian


Rokea-x

No more thinkers past 40’ies.. seems about right


DisruptedHack

Still trying to sneak Taylor Swift


Smooth_Ad_3309

I don’t see me.


MrKutchh

Piracy is a business industry? SIGN ME UP CAPTAIN


Percival4

Although cool it leaves out a lot of people


ManInTheBarrell

I was not aware the founding fathers were all alive and revoluting while mozart and beethoven were still alive. They could've gone to see a show and been back in time to celebrate with a tea party in the boston harbor.


curiousgreenzebra

How many women are on this map?


EssayAggressive4065

I saw the spelling error in Nikola Tesla’s last name almost immediately upon looking at this and now I’m so fixated on it I can’t see anything else 😭


SpecterGT260

I love how the pirates are color coded "business and industry"


Mudder512

I don’t see Homer Simpson!!! Oversight or conspiracy?


quest801

No Barack Obama?


A_Gato83

Oliver Cromwell “statesman”… I mean it’s not wrong.


chubbuck35

Just learned that Picasso lived til 1973. Mind blown.


LKayRB

Omg yessss! This is great!!


SamtenLhari3

I guess no one important lived in Asia or Africa or South America (or before 1200).


devilldog

Richard Feynman(1918-1988) and Alexander Von Humbolt(1769-1859) deserve more love. Several of the names on that list would strongly agree.


LoungeAct52

Of all people, how did Anna Kournikova make the list?


Puzzleheaded-Fault53

That’s so bad to see that Ivan the Terrible was near Napoleon.


Snapfate

Putting pirates under the business category is hilarious


Legendary_PSycthe

Is there a link for a higher quality photo?


CommonSenseWomper

An American slant for sure


Krimreaper1

Oh no, all the Ninja turtles are dead.


DazzlingProfession26

I don’t see me on here. List is bullshit.


BartScience

I always thought pirates had a lot of booty.. didnt realize they were so baroque


Masterfrag_387146

Where me ?


lmforeroc

This map without the biggest sportsman and person star is a mistake! No Messi no party


Jwroth

Where am I?


ilikestrawberriesx

"Leaders and baddies" 😂


Even-Letterhead-7211

I need a poster of this


volitaiee1233

Weird choice to include George I and not George III.


Lhaer

Seems very eurocentric


Beraliusv

Awesome!


JJISHERE4U

Wow people really didn't get old back in the day. Most nearly didn't make it past 50...


Fishmongerel

No Christopher Walken for reference- not a valid nor legitimate infographic.


Loose-Garlic-3461

This is rad.