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Asher_Tye

Cat: Mommy is that you?


ObjectiveWolverine37

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EquivalentSnap

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GentlemanJoe

This emoji hurt my heart.


Known-A5

The return of the mummy.


A__Friendly__Rock

Are you my mummy?


Anarchyantz

Muuuuuumy! Are you my Mummy? \*gasmask breathing noises\*


Educational_Shift237

Please tell me this is a Dr. Who reference :)


fuckingsignupprompt

Stupid episode. If you can read DNA, you can read the patient's, you don't need the mother who's only a 50% match.


Mavian23

The repair bots didn't have a blueprint for what a normal human is supposed to be like. The first human they encountered was a dead little boy with a gas mask on, so they assumed that's what a normal human is supposed to be like, gas mask and all, and they go around fixing everyone. But, and here is the part I think you might be missing, that dead little boy, the first human they encountered, was the girl's (Nancy's) son (she had two sons, one that died, and the one in the episode). The bots knew that the little boy in the episode, and the dead little boy they first encountered, were brothers. So if Nancy was the mother of the little boy in the episode, she must also be the mother of the dead little boy they first encountered. It wouldn't make sense to change the mother to be like the son (sons get things from their mothers, not the other way around), so they instead changed their blueprint to be based off of Nancy. Then they changed everyone else based on the updated blueprint. Realizing that Nancy was the mother of the dead little boy they based their blueprint off of is what was important. It caused them to have to decide between changing the mother to be like the son, which doesn't make sense, or changing the son to be like the mother, which makes more sense. I don't see anything stupid about this.


hogarenio

They ate Mummy! They burned Mummy and killed her and ate her!


AlbernChanson

It's just turkey!


Meloku171

*whispering sweet ~~nothings~~ Imhoteps at your ear*


JimmysCheek

*soft* *meow*


ya666in

That's deep


kneecap_keeper

Thatā€™s what mommy said


yaysalmonella

Mommy what are you doing with that thermometer?


Most_Average_Bread

Well not much, thereā€™s mercury in Uranus so-


Past_Distribution144

So just ingrained in them as a kitten to hold still when "grabbed" by the scruff of their neck, just like mommy used to do.


Jenetyk

It also releases chemicals that calm them.


waxbook

Why does this not work on my cat? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø Iā€™ve tried it when doing her claws because sheā€™s extremely spicy and thereā€™s no safe way to restrain her, but it doesnā€™t make single bit of a difference. Edit: for the record, Iā€™m talking about trimming her claws not amputating them.


thomstevens420

ā€œYOUā€™RE NOT MY REAL MOMā€


PM_Me-Thigh_Highs

THAT'S MY PURSE


TgagHammerstrike

I DON'T KNOW YOU!


tea_leaves_69

SHEā€™S BLUFFING! FINISH HER!


DrDuned

It's because every cat is different and these kind of foolproof methods break like waves on the rocks of cats. I know for sure if we tried this on one of our cats she'd just freak out and bolt, trying to scrape it off. On another of our cats it wouldn't work at all because she doesn't have the loose neck scruff because she grew up without a mama cat mostly...


topperx

Have you tried using your teeth?


D3adlyN00b

I tried my teeth, my gf teeth, dogs teeth, pliers, vice grips, a fake skull and it still didn't work. What should I try next?


JaozinhoGGPlays

Bear trap


Radiant_Dog1937

A larger cat.


Cool_Clorox_Man

50 ton hydraulic press


Practical_Constant41

The correct answer!


L963_RandomStuff

>a fake skull did you try a real skull instead?


GeopoliticusSFW

Didnā€™t you hear they tried their teeth first?


Mrsparkles7100

Whilst dressed as a cat.


No_Birthday_4536

Because the reflex that kittens have towards this disappears as they age, it's the equivalent of twisting someone's arm behind their back. Source: Mom is a veterinarian, Also:https://www.catology.com.au/scruffing-cat/


waxbook

Wow, thatā€™s so horrible. Iā€™m sure it makes her even more angry, then. Thanks for sharing your knowledge!


A_lil_confused_bee

Wait what do you mean with the twisting your arm behind your back? What reflex is it and does it also disappear with age?


No_Birthday_4536

From sciencedirect.com: "The flexion reflex (FR), also known as the flexor reflex or withdrawal reflex, is a polysynaptic and multisegmental spinal reflex that induces a complex flexion synergy of the stimulated limb. From: Progress in Neurobiology, 2005" To restrain someone before handcuffed them, cops take someone's arm and put it behind their back, then pull it up so that if they move they risk tearing or dislocating their arm, if you have a brother I guarantee he's done this to you at some point in your life. I'm not sure why it disappears, most likely, it's just a part of their development. There is no evolutionary purpose for cats retaining this reflex as they age, so it slowly disappears.


steelcitykid

Most of these methods only work if the cat spent time with its mom. Ā Life after separation varies wildly from having survive outdoors, households that are stressful or competitive with other animals including other cats, and all these things can greatly impact even deeply ingrained behavior.Ā 


the_royal_smash

My wife saved the cone that was sent home when we neutered our cat and she puts the cone on him when itā€™s time to trim his claws. Seems to work very well.


Scyllascum

I read an [article](https://now.tufts.edu/2019/08/14/scruffing-best-way-handle-upset-cat) saying the ā€˜calmingā€™ aspect of it when an adult cat is grabbed by the scruff of its neck is actually *behavorial shutdown*, NOT because it ā€˜calmsā€™ them.


-bigmanpigman-

I understand behavioral shutdown completely. In my case, it was my mom and my ear.


hunter503

This is incorrect. Here's 2 links showing why scruffing isn't recommended for cats. [scuffing not recommended ](https://veterinarypartner.vin.com/default.aspx?pid=19239&id=10767212) [another one ](https://icatcare.org/our-campaigns/pledge-to-go-scruff-free/) Source: I'm a vet tech at a fear free practice.


No_Birthday_4536

My mom is a vet, she said the cat is in pain and just doesn't know what to do, like what cops do when they twist your arm behind your back, frozen in fear. They have a policy against it at the hospital she works at. The reflex cats have as babies which let them be picked up by their scruff dissapears as they get older, it's just giving the animal unnecessary anxiety and pain.


roslyns

I canā€™t get behind it because even if it doesnā€™t hurt them it looks like Iā€™m hurting them and I feel bad! This clip also looks kinda painful, I know from experience theyā€™re pretty tight


Saluteyourbungbung

Yeahi cringed that clip. Those hurt on my meaty arm skin, I imagine it hurts a lot more on delicate kitty skin.


No_Birthday_4536

They have a no fear policy at the hospital she works at, which just means they try and minimize the negative feelings animals have during their stay, which is why this isn't allowed.


TheTechDweller

If the reflex disappears why doesn't the cat try to leave?


empetrys

Does it works on tigers, lions?


tacwombat

We're going to need a bigger clip.


break_all_lawz

Also a good photo of self in the pocket, in case they need to identify later.


ktdk5t

LMFAO


thechugdude

It's called a magazineĀ 


Gal-XD_exe

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Embarrassed-Mouse-49

**throws the times on a lion** ughā€¦ now itā€™s just pissed off


AshesTheMonark

Try Vouge next? National Geographic?


Bruff_lingel

we're gonna need a LOT more issues of Tiger Beat


Fast_Garlic_5639

Try a chip clip


FamousPastWords

>We're going to need a bigger clip. A clap?


Korishii

A bear trap will do.


SadBit8663

Instructions unclear, i got this construction crane, is that big enough?


dontreallycareforit

Or smaller lionsšŸ¤”


BetterBandicoot637

Asking the real questions here. I guess it should, since lion moms carry cubs the same way as domestic cats


Gandalf_Style

I don't know if they keep the loose skin flap domestic cats keep though, gonna have to look into that now welp. Two minutes of googling and a cursory glance at some morphology papers says yes. So it should work, though it'll be harder to put on and a much greater risk of them lashing out as soon as you take it off. So tl;dr: yes, but don't mess with wild cats.


Due_Mycologist7287

Or, just be prepared to lose a clip..


Gandalf_Style

And a hand, maybe an arm


Heteroking

There's only one way to find out


empetrys

At least two ways, you can ask if someone have tried tried, or try it yourself..


omeritach13

Thatā€™s the real question


Wiggie49

It barely works on cats, sometimes they just get mad lol


Space_Gemini_24

Don't know for tigers and lions but seems to work on some other Felidae as well [in this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL-bAKRQfQE). I think yes since they're all pretty close but I let a natural scientist confirm this


TyrantDragon19

No, but bears sure!


Plastic-Shopping5930

Does not work on every cat


QuestionBeneficial58

You may need to install that mod


Mo0kish

Firmware update should do it.


NotStaggy

Purmware updates was there and you didn't take it?


mamadeneenee

Could have even went with Furmware


Myassisbrown

Wouldnā€™t you have to downgrade in order for this back to work?


Mdesable

Tried turning it off and on again to install new firmware. Doesn't work anymore, my mother is crying, the cops are at the door and want to talk to me for some reason. Wouldn't recommend.


Shot_Yard_4557

I think it's a dlc


rootbeerislifeman

My oldest cat completely ignores this. She will absolutely tear you apart. My other cat literally shuts off when you grab her scruff. Itā€™s kind of awesome


iamcleek

we can get a couple of claws off ours this way. but the effect only lasts a few seconds.


zandariii

Yep. Iā€™ve got the 2 big bois who submit instantly, though the big orange one we adopted gets feisty after a while, while my old gray boi Iā€™ve had since he was born becomes a kitten again. However, the youngest of the 3, the little girl wonā€™t tolerate it for a second. Immediate whining and trying to get out of the grip


Cats7204

I have two cats and it doesn't work on any of them It worked on the older one (17) but it no longer does, she's too old to care about that It never worked on the younger one (3), she just ignores it and bites you


HerringLaw

We have our cat specifically because that trick didn't work on him from birth. He ran away from his mother and litter and we found him in the bushes with bite marks on the back of his neck. Mom tried her best, but he's a stubborn little shit.


No_Birthday_4536

Because the flexor reflex disappears when cats grow into adults, the difference in reaction is the difference in how cats respond to intense pain, like twisting someone's arm behind their back.


omnimodofuckedup

My cats would run around like the absolute maniacs they are and destroy everything I own.


pichael289

I wish this had sound. I don't know what sound it would have, but I imagine these people are just laughing their asses off


clitter-box

windows shut down noise


Xu_Lin

Or the error pop-up box


copewithlifebyliving

Or the old dial-up tone


dullercargo

Cat.exe has stopped working.


GarminTamzarian

"Pinocchio is broken. Its strings have been cut."


Specialist_Class2980

Jonathan Frakes performance was really great in that episode.Ā  You could see how elated he was at finding Data's secret switch...Ā  and then immediately feeling ashamed of himself - at the thought of possibly ruining Data's life if he won the case.


GunNNife

I love that episode by the way. Both Picard's and Riker's arguments were excellent, masterful oration. And Riker's sincere torment at having to represent the case against Data.


Knillis_

This is the only way I can brush my cat. I have to, because he can no longer do it himself. But as I type this I am thinking, special he can still scratch if I do it without the clip method


cut-the-cords

I assume this works because it simulates being picked up as a kitten or something like that?


Moms-Dildeaux

yup


Spiritual-Apple-4804

Do you have to open up the clip a little, so itā€™s not as tight? A new one seems like it would be too much.


Knillis_

No, but you have to make sure itā€™s only the skin itself


tacotacotacorock

That sucks. My cat absolutely loves to be brushed. I pick it up and he'll come running.Ā 


Overall_Tea_8632

Next thing I know I'm getting calls about my cats extended warranty


Mscreep

I mean this works but donā€™t those thing clip REALLY hard? I used to stick my fingers in them when I was a kid and I imagine this would be painful from how much it squeaks. This is clearly a vet so they obviously know what they are doing more then me but Iā€™ve never used that much force to grab a cat.


Nightshade_209

That's what I'm also worried about but I have encountered some that have much weaker springs than others so I'm hopeful this is a weaker variety one.


Fearless-Werewolf-30

The clip is the wpring


HermitAndHound

My thought too, those things are impressively strong with sharp edges. Maybe a few clothespins would work? Or a firm hair clamp? Something not quite as bruising...


herbalbruja

Iā€™m a vet tech and I would never do this or use my hand to scruff a cat. This is painful and also very disrespectful to them, which is not going to provide a low stress experience for the cat. There are better ways to manage a cat that is scared or aggressive, unfortunately there are still plenty of people in the industry that think this is ok and continue to teach it to newer people.


[deleted]

There's a huge difference between grabbing a cat by the scruff to control it during a vet visit and someone lifting a grown cat by the scruff.


Chunky-dog

Pretty sure cats evolved to be grabbed there by their mothers so they probably don't feel too much pain there if at all


pichael289

They don't, but that doesn't mean you can pick an adult cat up by the scruff of its neck. That can really hurt them.


PredicBabe

He's not being picked, though. Like, none of his body weight is hanging from the scruff


Chunky-dog

I'm not saying that you should pick cats up like that just that they evolved to be picked up by *their* mothers, as in cat, not human


Ouaouaron

It's just an important thing to clarify for people who don't know it, and who might see your comment and think they should pick an adult cat up by the neck scruff.


skybike

Also they only weigh as much as a kitten when they're being picked up by the scruff naturally.


StrictMachine6316

Yeah when they're KITTENS. Jesus fuck dude


jwhit88

The bigger ones arenā€™t as bad as they look. With the pressure being applied that wide, I doubt itā€™s painful. Just a firm pinch. Just donā€™t leave it for extended periods.


MDnautilus

how about a claw hair clip? Similar "must clamp my finger in this" experience and if you get a high quality one they can be quite strong. but the cheap ones would surely be easy to shake off immediately.


waavysnake

Would this work on a kid when changing their diapers? Asking for a friend


Fleganhimer

They would not be concerned with you changing their diapers.


Kasta4

Don't try this with a cat that wasn't raised with a mother who nape'ed it. They will NOT take kindly to this xD


msmoonpie

This is not appropriate. So much misinformation in this post. We no longer scruff cats because it stresses them out and this is not an appropriate or humane way to restrain a cat. Source: 7 years working as a tech and 3 years of veterinary school https://now.tufts.edu/2019/08/14/scruffing-best-way-handle-upset-cat


HomelessEuropean

Thank you for the link. I hope more people learn about that.


somekindagibberish

Yes, just because a vet does something doesn't make it necessarily correct. I remember a vet once picking up my rabbit by the skin of her back. No idea how she thought that was a good way to do it.


savvy_xavi

I think that Iā€™ve heard youā€™re not supposed to do this unless you really need to. Like if you need to do a procedure or if theyā€™re fussy with baths or whatever. Donā€™t go grabbing your cats nape for shits and giggles please.


Akronica

Agreed, the fact a vet is doing this is disturbing to me.


Sctn_187

These things pinch hard


East_Entertainer_283

Can confirm it doesnt work on a adult wild black panther.


DeiRowtagg

What is the software name I want to install it on my cat


Worried_Jeweler_1141

This doesn't work universally


WheelsMan1

Those clips are really strong. They clamp down pretty tight. I bet it's uncomfortable for the cat.


Large-Measurement776

Those clips are pretty strong. idk why, but I feel as if this is just causing the cat pain.


PickKeyOne

OMG those are way too strong for using on a cat's skin. Please DO NOT DO THIS.


asmit9

Thatā€™s called mom said so.


UltraFab

Those have an incredibly tight grip, I would not recommend.


peachteatime

Those things pinch hard, this vet (or tech) is an asshole.


Prof_Tunichtgut

The process cat_motion.exe has stopped.


Morphing_Mutant

That looks painful as fuck for the cat.


PeakRedditOpinion

This worked on my dog once. He had a small stuffed toy dog and I remember one time I just gently set it on the back of his neck, and I guess because it had 4 legs maybe it briefly felt reminiscient of like 4 canine teeth from his mom, and he just froze in place and would not move until I took it off. Once I took it off him and showed him the toy, it didnā€™t ever work again. RIP Buster


averagepatagonian

"Cat disabled. Moving out."


Unique-Abberation

Those clips fucking hurt Source : I was a dumbass child, and I am a dumbass adult Not to say its hurting the cat lol


SeasonOfLogic

Doesnā€™t that hurt them?


Exotic_Equivalent600

I'd also stop moving if one of those big ass cow clips was pinching the ever living hell out of my skin


Hawkmonbestboi

EEEEHHHHH I don't like this one. I am at my office right now, and I grabbed one of those clips to test it on myself and... yeeeeaaa that's actually a little painful, Maybe use a different tool, cause those big office paperclip things they are using in this video have a smidge too strong of a grip.


Crass_Cameron

Those clips are painful


Gabe_the_cheerio

Bro those clips fucking hurt. Poor cat


AssortedArctic

Don't do this unless you really cant control them with other methods, it stresses them out. And don't use binder clips, they're too tight over too little surface area.


FreshTacoquiqua

I miss when the top comment on Reddit videos was someone who actually knew what was up, explaining what was actually happening in the video.


eclecticsed

That cat is frozen like that because it is in pain, adult cats are not supposed to be scruffed like this, and this isn't scruffing anyway. This is irresponsible and cruel.


impals

For what it is worth, scruffing cats (with your hand) is largely frowned upon in animal welfare. This tactic? Straight up abomination and I'd slap anyone doing this to a cat. The clamping of skin alone is painful with those things. Truly mean.


crankyanker638

Another cat with the "fuck, you know how to do that!!" look....


Careless-Scar4115

Absolutely not. Poor cat, it wasn't even acting up.


macjaf

Deactivating a cat šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ LMAO


luridfox

a binder clip??


Manlysideburns

Fun fact, this also works on ferrets. It's incredibly useful because they are very wiggly critters and this helps when it's time to trim their claws


dennys123

While this may work, I'd be afraid to try it. Some binder clips are strong as hell and I'd be afraid of hurting my babies


Cool_Cartographer_39

We always "scruff" our girl when trimming her claws... by hand, not clip


Moms-Dildeaux

that sounds like some sort of S&M sexual act


NS4701

Yeah, I have to do this too. I can pick her up to place her on my lap for pets/scratches, but if I want to trim her claws, I need to hold her by her scruff.


[deleted]

What if you leave it forever? The cat dies?


Conscious_Shift_6834

Cat.exe has stopped


ReviveOurWisdom

Do humans have something like this?


PokeT3ch

Doesnt work too well on my little dude. I however have a theory that he was given the boot from his litter for being an ahole so he may have some resentment with being picked up by scruff.


my4floofs

Itā€™s the same theory as a lip twitch in horses. I am not a fan of using binder clips as they can provide very harsh pressure and damage the skin. If left on more than a few minutes many cats have been tender in that area the day after. Our vets only allows us to use hands for this process and only when the cat is fully supported.


Rich-Ganache-2668

Our cat bites that part of the other cat when he wants to have sex with it.


Kriss3d

*Cat.exe has stopped responding*


evasandor

There's a similar phenomenon with horses, by which vets sometimes stun them into a mind blank by numbing their upper lip with a clamp called a "twitch". It's not the greatest method of restraint, but it IS pretty fascinating that something so localized could completely occupy the attention of such a large animal.


hondactx16i

Will need to read up on this......don't think I could do this to my wee buddy. Doesn't seem cool.


jaybarman

Cat is saying OWCH!


Sheepish_conundrum

This does not work all the time. I tried to give my new at the time kitten a nice little bath holding him like this and uh...needless to say I didn't have the leather gloves required. he doesn't get baths now.


flannelNcorduroy

Try it on an actively angry cat. Spoiler: you'll sooner die than get a clip to stay on


Lmurf

All cats know this simple trick. Lulls humans into a false sense of security, allowing the feline to attack at will.


original-sithon

Click.


Weldobud

Hmmm interesting. As long as it doesnā€™t harm the cat Iā€™d be curious to try it. Except I donā€™t have a clip. Or a cat.


JosephMadeCrosses

Works on ferrets, too.


VeganDracula_

Carā€™s emergency brakes are working


sigrid_0

I mean if they put a clip on my neck I would be the same


SonovAnarchy

Cats also like men with spiky stubble. They literally rub against your cheeks and chin.


Cleercutter

ā€œThis is my life nowā€


ll0l0l0ll

Confirmed ! works on human too. I'm laying down right now.


GlaireDaggers

Gonna be real, I don't think scruffing has worked on a single cat I've owned for nail trimming šŸ˜­


Quadsnarl

The trash they show on the internet now someones cat will end up dead


cooscoos3

A beast so dangerous, the universe gave them an off switch.


NoDealer7193

Cat glitches šŸ˜‚ error 404 file not found


Ash7274

I wonder what's the human version of this


zapfbrennigan

Famous last words: Let's see if this works with a lion too


ihatetheplaceilive

My cat would freak the fuck out and try to murder every one in the room.


Civil-Lie3437

Disarmed


_Cartizard

I promise this won't work on 75% of cats and would likely hurt the cat causing the cat to in turn hurt someone, not a good idea


LilG1984

"What is this power you have over me, hooman.....?" "You shall rue this day"


Toblogan

Somebody is carrying me but I'm not going anywhere... šŸ˜‚


The_RESINator

As a veterinarian I feel compelled to add that this not only doesn't work on most cats, scruffing cats is wildly considered (or at the very least becoming considered) unacceptable in almost all circumstances. Our goal is to make vet visits as comfortable and happy as possible for our patients, and scruffing cats generally worsens stress and damages the patient-veterinarian relationship.


ruttin_mudders

I don't think scruffing is a recommended technique anymore.


LilacHazy

Please donā€™t scruff a cat itā€™s not nice for them :(


goosenuggie

That can't be comfortable for the kitty


usinjin

Cat: Logging off..


sam2142

Cat.exe just stopped.