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ToucanSam-I-Am

Despite the video evidence I don't believe this is possible.


mrniceguy777

I feel like even if I saw this in person I would be like “nah that’s edited”


attaboy000

Ya this is the type of shit where I'd see it in a video game ( like Horizon) and would go "obviously this would work in a video game, cause physics don't exist there"


Albatross1225

This is straight up uncharted ridiculousness


Onnexx22

Very true , however there are people who have and will attempt this manuever while climbing. Doesnt make it smart or logical but ive seen it before andnfelt my hear drop into my stomach while watching it.


AUnknownVariable

We often underestimate our bodies tbh. Obviously some random person, or even a random rock climber couldn't do this. But if someone trained to, I see it


Dirtygeebag

It’s clearly real, no doubt in my mind. But it has to be fake.


sdavis002

My main takeaway from this is that it would the dumbest and very likely last thing they tried if this was in the wild. It's still impressive though.


Onnexx22

Actually its done more often thst you would think. All free climbers are a certain level of insane. You can climb up this mountain with cables, hooks, hammers and a harness or you can....you know...just use your hands and feet? Thsts a choice andnone they male willingly. Sanity is optional to them lol.


elcapitan520

This is bouldering though. There's crash pads underneath and it's like an 8 foot top out. This is set up specifically for this move because there's low consequence for failure.


Ydobon8261

I thought this only exists in assassin’s creed


MASS_PM

Cause it's reversed. (/sffs).


Turdkito

I think it’s more impressive that he could hold himself there after the lunge.


Grofactor

My shoulder hurts just watching this


[deleted]

My nipples got sanded off watching this


TekarCelestaker

As a climber, I can confirm that sore nipples are a real thing.


Savannah_Fires

With all those clamps, I can imagine...


AbdullahMehmood

Really paints a picture


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

My ankles got twisted after watching this.


Total-Dog-3580

According to stories, this is what my parents' way to school looked like.


PBJ-9999

...in the snow


LazloDaLlama

both ways


Rat_Ship

Through the jungle


PBJ-9999

Bare footed


literallyshinjiikari

carrying a 150 pound backpack


awsomeguy90

on one leg


GarysCrispLettuce

Bouldering is where the real impressive skill feats are at. I'm guessing he probably wouldn't try this 1000ft high. They always do unfeasible looking shit on those boulders.


SubstantialBass9524

That’s what the 30 mats were for


H0B03R3C7U5

There are definitely routes where you will do moves like this hundreds of meters off the ground. Bouldering was developed as a way of practicing hard moves without having to climb all the way up to the hard moves on a route in Yosemite Valley CA. Eventually it became it's own thing, but originally it was quite literally created to require less approach to try hard moves. Meaning that for years all those really hard moves existed exclusively high off the deck.


ragegravy

hmm i don't think pre-bouldering moves of this caliber happened high off the deck would love to learn otherwise though


H0B03R3C7U5

Bouldering was the method to push grades harder so it makes sense harder things would be done on rope after it's popularization. There certainly are routes older than Bouldering (as a sport) with dynos. Although I'm sure there are many more as a result.


ragegravy

true but this is a *highly* technical dyno - note how close his chin is to making contact. looks v8 at minimum, which falls roughly in the 5.13 range bouldering starting coming into its own in the 50s and 60s. first 5.13 was in late 70s just saying pre-bouldering moves *of this caliber* weren't happening anywhere


H0B03R3C7U5

You're arguing a point I never made my man


ragegravy

either i misread it or you edited it. i'm guessing the former. apologies


H0B03R3C7U5

No worries, I was just refuting the initial guys comment about no one daring to do risky climbing moves high up on the wall. I'm no history expert, which is why I left things vague


Similar-Study980

that's like a 5.5 on all the multi pitches in my area. Good anchor test.


Naive-Ear1253

People have comps on small bouldering so they can build up to the larger ones by freehand


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Designer-Ad5760

Although, like traverses, the impact when you swing back in on a rope on this move at height would hurt a lot more!


710junkie

Jesus I’m fat and un flexible


benthelampy

That is a dyno as invented by the great Johnny Dawes


tratemusic

Craziest one ive ever seen. Ive never seen anyone dyno "out" like that before!


ragegravy

here's an elite-level outward dyno to a comparatively tiny hold [https://youtu.be/0SnOHj0J08E?si=bsmBPWdK7rnekXBv](https://youtu.be/0SnOHj0J08E?si=bsmBPWdK7rnekXBv)


elcapitan520

The mellow crew is wild. There's nothing there to hold onto. Kids doing it barefoot lol


VolkspanzerIsME

Floor is lava


Cridmo

It's because of his underwear.


mandeezbowls

Calvin Klimbs


ObnoxiouslyChu

I knew it! lol


turtleneckless001

It was only a matter of time before men saw the potential too


HooptyQue

How many nipples did he scratch off practicing?


TheMaveCan

I'm more curious as too how much dried head blood is on the top of that crevice


ImportantSpirit

Does he know that he can jump off the floor and catch it? /s


eraseMii

Assassin's creed physics


ObeseNunchucks

Had to scroll way too far to find this comment.


toku154

Hardly a reach. You should see some of the analogies I make.


OldTimeyMedicine

Analogies are like the king of metaphors


CoolSwim1776

What difficulty is that boulder?


Henojojo

No idea but probably not too high. While the dyno looks impressive, it is to a huge ass jug and the rest of the climb looks very easy.


Kennys-Chicken

Bullshit. That dyno is gnarly. This is actually a v13 (8b) problem.


OGTomatoCultivator

This.


GlebushkaNY

8b, Overpowered in Rocklands (where else?)


CoolSwim1776

I only ever bouldered in Hueco Tanks


GlebushkaNY

Rocklands is world famous for insane dynos. Red rock and massive dyno = Rocklands


elcapitan520

I was there with climbers but not actually good at climbing. That place is nuts. Also, that guys hand is probably fucked, that sandstone is gritty as hell and cuts everyone up


gets64

So, Link doing that in Breath of the Wild is actually realistic.


FancySumo

Is his right nipple still there?


Benja_Bunja

Stop breaking physics please


Glad-Understanding84

That's awesome and possibly the most unnecessary thing ever...


crashinin6902

Now let's see you do it on a cliff you do not know exactly where that hand hold is!


Super_Metal8365

and probably tired to leap that length.


KSims1868

Seems like it would have been an easier grab from the ground, but wouldn’t have been as cool of a video I guess. 🤷‍♂️


stanknotes

Climbing boulder ain't about getting to the top. It is about getting to the top in the worst way possible.


colaman-112

I'd rather practice leaps like this close to the ground than 100m off the ground.


KSims1868

Also a very good point. I hadn’t thought of it that way.


Fish_physiologist

Well it wouldn't have been the same climb. In bouldering you have different problems which are all graded using a system that represents how hard the climb is. Each climb has a grade and a name, a set of two or one defined starting holds that you start on and a defined line you should follow to get to the top. The idea is not just to get to the top, but get to the top following a route someone has made and graded. It would be the same as saying mountain bike racers should just avoid the hard jumps and go outside the restricted course because it's easier.


PM_me_your_dreams___

r/climbingcirclejerk


Cheets1985

Some sort of antigravity technology?


kb31976

*mission impossible music begins playing in the background


[deleted]

Peter Parker is that you ?


Katsudonna

I've got reach, she's got flexibility.


broadmind96

I always have the dream to do that but I'm fat 😂😂


GimmeFreePizzaa

Imagine faceplanting upwards?!?!?! How many times did faces slap that rock before success?


LafayetteLa01

I’m gonna jump across this table like a spider monkey and whoop your ass.


original-sithon

Cool, greenscreen the background and make it look like he's high up in the mountains.


almost_red

V2 in my gym


warsucksamerica

That guy has chicken legs. My stonking hobbit legs and feet, combined with my chicken wing arms, would never get up that cliff.


louisa1925

As accident prone as I am, I would 100% die even if my lanky body made the distance.


[deleted]

lets see that happening 1500ft up. same guy, same jump and everything just higher😏


Sniffy4

the mats are there to handle the first 50 times the guy attempted this and failed


CjBurden

Yes, obviously?


Life-Unit-4118

55 year old me: isn’t there an escalator nearby?


Alienlovechild1975

Human spider monkey.


Mysterious-Mobile639

It was as if he had the arms of a monkey


Bean_Storm

This shit is just crazy to me. It looks near impossible to do that but he does.


GodsBeyondGods

Rocker diver


koutsiou

The unbelievable grip*


YoogleFoogle

Song?


Acethease

u/auddbot


Unclesmekky

I posted link above :)


Acethease

Thanks ^ ^


Unclesmekky

It's actually my song :)


Acethease

Oh that’s cool :0


Acethease

u/recognizesong


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Acethease

Dang


Unclesmekky

It's my song !!! https://on.soundcloud.com/5X2n9rkLPzkfqdZFA glad you enjoyed it :)


YoogleFoogle

Dude sweet. Song put me back in 2013 and 1993 at the same time. Keep it up!


joop_pooply

Earthworm Jim’s got moves


daxtaslapp

Bro is speedrunning


PSN-KnowIedge

Ian Garry-Machado Leads off the UFC main card this weekend


epirot

his technique looks so crazy in slowmo


AbjectKangaroo3355

Where's Magnus!?


datazulu

My backs hurts


MrMustache129

I rock climb w more than my underwear but I might have to try this


45tee

He just started from the bottom. Of course he can do this.


batsy9

he could clearly jump from the surface and reach that point without much effort. why so hype then.


Lovethehairy

I am so turned on right now.


EnglishSammy

Easy, I did that many times in uncharted.


Honourstly

Horizon


Future_MarsAstronaut

I think he plays too much Assassin's Creed


PheaglesFan

You know he's doing this shit @ 1,000 ft too!!


eldibone

True Spider-Man.


Thumbgloss

When he springs off to begin with he's jumping vertically... Believe it or not gravity CAN be seen!


DougandLexi

Humans are really weird.


hulkmxl

The shoulder buster, the nipple grater and the head cracker, all in 1 move!!!


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Most sane free climber


masovna

Golum!


kenjair07

Revesed /s


RealEstateDuck

Gollum climbing the stairs of Cirith Ungol into Mordor.


ThesaurusRexxx

Name of the song?


Unclesmekky

It's actually my song :) https://on.soundcloud.com/5X2n9rkLPzkfqdZFAsp exciting to hear it in reels


AnubisDirectingSouls

2 things 1st. Down voted because of music. 2nd up voted because of this god they call a rock climber


probably-the-problem

Wouldn't it have been easier to just jump from the ground under that spot? 


Historicalis

I guess Ezio isn't as far fetched 


Koro_Heisenberg

Reversed


OJIstatusN8VE

"Yo check this foo out! Daaaaamn, white man can juuuump ese!!"


Mainiak_

I'd be more impressed if he did it on 400ft cliff


Radical_Ren

Need to lie in the ground and shoot up so you don’t see the ground. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Unclesmekky

Hey it's my song in a video !!!!! That's so exciting https://on.soundcloud.com/5X2n9rkLPzkfqdZFA


sambamorsa

Its ian gallagher


mycleanacount

Song name


Unclesmekky

https://on.soundcloud.com/5X2n9rkLPzkfqdZFA believe it or not but it's actually my song :)


Honest_Quantity_1573

U could have just jumped from the ground to the edge of the rock🤦 what was the point 😂


Raygboyd333

boi did that kratos jump to the next spot climbing the wall!?


evildrtran

Just do it from the ground lolz


direfulorchestra

spiderman


TheNordicLion

Yo...


myNameIsHopethePony

The editing of this video is more than annoying.


BrandonDavidTattooer

I just had to relocate my shoulder after watching this video. 😫


Stealingyoureyebrows

Crazy jump, I would smack my head on the cliff and flop over


iupz0r

no way ...


OGTomatoCultivator

This doesn’t even look impressive. First off he knows there is a huge grip on the edge of the rock. And it is a huge handful of a grip. What makes rock climbing hard is not having grip and having to use small depressions in rock. This is nothing.


Vakr_Skye

Now do over hot lava...


PalpitationNo4391

I mean he has too if his going to reach his gf butthole