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knellotron

If it didn't melt, I have no idea what the artist's intentions or expectations could have been.


zatara1210

The whole thing should melt off revealing another wax statue of Marilyn holding her skirt down


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Classiiiiic


FlyByPC

Maybe if it were a JFK statue.


therealhlmencken

JFK would be the one inside


BeautifulBaddiexoxo

Still looks super dope :D


WaywornBump

I’t gonna be so hot once that first one melts 😏


BonquiquiShiquavius

It's a clickbaity article. It's essentially a huge candle with wicks and all. It's meant to be melted. I'm assuming though the hope was that it would melt much more slowly over time. People who light a wick are asked to extinguish it after a short amount of time.


Cannavor

Hmmm, really have to wonder what sort of message the artist is trying to send by having people literally burn an effigy of the guy who abolished slavery in the US.


Carl_Slimmons_jr

It’s probably accomplishing the message, that people destroy what’s important over time. Or that Americas slowly being destroyed by apathy and people not understanding what they’re doing. Kind of a depressing message and I’m not sure I fully agree with it but that’s what I’m taking away from it.


Wise-Definition-1980

I'm hanging out in a garage and I'm pretty sure I look similar. ... it's hot today, man


koolaidismything

Yeah that’s kinda what wax does.. unless it’s on a mold.. surfboard. I mean, in this instance dude made a giant candle.


Gyella1337

Well the statue is now historically accurate. This is just post John Wilkes Booth Lincoln now.


gnawb06

Feels like a DC move.


HugoZHackenbush2

The heat is unpresidented..


OnDaToiletPoopin

He got ahead of himself on that one… Edit: to the person who spent money to send me an award I’m genuinely appreciative! But please save your cash!


sagan_drinks_cosmos

Sic burn


johnnybok

I beg your pardon


EverbodyHatesHugo

I believe they said “DC needs another Abe Lincoln statue like they need a hole in the head.”


r00key

Heheheh


MonkeyFluffers

I cant hold a candle to your humor.


_antkibbutz

Bro


SilasAI6609

Damn you, take my upvote


49orth

Are you waxing philosophic?


Appropriate-Self-540

Nice


VladPatton

Caption: “Ooooh goooooood..it’s soooo hooooooooooooot!!…..uuuuuuuuuugh”


Slam420

It’s an art installation that was supposed to melt. It’s literally the point of its existence


JerseyEnt

Right! How’s this even a post?! Are people actually dumb enough to think this fits the sub? Farm bots? wtf? It’s made of wax! Wax melts in heat. This is common sense. It’s not a melted marble statue? Why is this interesting??


WallPaintings

Welcome to the dead internet theory


TheRarPar

The fact that it melted isn't the point of this post. Obviously it was meant to melt. It's interesting because it's a giant melting statue. You're missing the forest for the trees.


therossboss

I think its interesting, whether its supposed to melt or not. Cool art ting


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Looks like Lincoln at the Ford Theatre


mamycorona

Oof, too soon.


A__Friendly__Rock

It’s been like, four score and seven years.


mamycorona

The Confederacy still hasn't given up!


Hob_O_Rarison

At least!


Ayirek

second worst thing to happen to Abe's head.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Mary, they say this play is a real mind blow”


ZephRyder

Ford's Theater. The Ford Theater is in Detroit


DoctorSalty

Put a wax gorilla head on it and let’s see who gets it first


PierreEscargoat

Harabramham


Lanky-Performance471

You Dam dirty ape.


JustSomeGuy9384

Sun Wilkes Booth


cryptowannabe42

Because...Summer. He melted under the pressure.


sagan_drinks_cosmos

Lincoln doesn’t do well past April.


DudeWouldGo

Was the artists name Icarus by chance?


philpalmer2

Still accurate


ThinMint31

What did they think was gonna happen in the summer?


PoetrySubstantial455

It was intended to melt but at the same time represent history and give the people access to it.


verash

They probably thought it was going to melt. Nobody would be talking about it if it didn't.


t-o-m-u-s-a

“This is your brain on Marijuana”


zangor

*(144p commercial with flattened girl on the couch)*


mcmachete

Wax melts in heat??? But it’s such a resilient medium for long term art instillations left in the sun during summer!


Kolibri00425

Huh...I guess I'll use ice next time....


Kolibri00425

Huh...I guess I'll use ice next time....


Automatic-Sale2044

An apt critique on modern times


unclepaprika

*This is America*


ChapitoDito

I think he’s just “totally over all the bullshit”


RickyDontLoseThat

Environmental Art


sharkey2023

He looks how I feel…


spaghetti_fontaine

Well yeah, they left it in the fucking sun


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Don't they already have a big sculpture of Lincoln in DC that's free to visit? What's the point of this one?


CatterMater

Guy can't catch a break.


hbkx5

He can catch a bullet though!


Chadrasekar

Photo by Getty images, full article available and by BBC ([link](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0xxjn07d6qo))


Anilxe

Deciding to put a wax replica out exposed in the elements was the first questionable decision made here


ZazaB00

Wouldn’t call it questionable at that point, it’s clearly intentional.


Massive_Durian296

especially since DC regularly gets pretty damn hot, but apparently its actually also a candle? so i guess it was always supposed to be a sort of temporary thing either way.


Alienlovechild1975

DC getting hot is an understatement.The humidity sucks as well.I grew up there and I'm used to it but when I worked downtown watching tourists get off a dry air conditioned bus and get blasted with a wall of hell they start to change their minds.I had to wear a black uniform and body armor carrying a gun so I really felt the heat.


ZephRyder

I was born and raised here, and I'll never get used to it.


Alienlovechild1975

My family has been in Maryland since the 1600's so I think we got used to it.They moved from jolly olde England to St.Marys city around 1644.The king needed a Sheriff to watch the colonists so my many times great grandfather was sent overseas.


wouldsmackurbooty

Ever since Abe started smoking pot he kind of just lays there


New_Huckleberry5181

Sic Semper Tyrannus


ZephRyder

That's right, Virginia! (I'm sorry)


New_Huckleberry5181

What are you sorry for. It's my home state.


aplacebeyondthepines

It’s wax bruh


a_code_mage

History repeats itself


the85141rule

Well then allow me to wax ecstatic about ole Honest Abe here.


mwatwe01

“Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?”


BloodyRightToe

Having mowed lawns in Northern Virginia during summer, this is absolutely normal, I'm surprised it's not just puddle. I often was.


Fancy_Stickmin

Well, that's what you get for building a monument out of wax


KneecapAnnihilator

Why a wax replica outside did they just want it to melt


cwra007

Sums up the current political situation pretty well.


Pschobbert

I wonder if that's why they made the original out of stone?


Anderloy

Honest Abe getting that good


Wood_walker23

Um, no shit!?


saveyboy

Who’s the genius that left it outside.


Mo_Jack

isn't this like making an ice sculpture and being surprised it eventually melted?


ColonelSabotage

Lore accurate abe


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NothinWrongWithDat

Appropriate symbol for how he died.


Reese_Withersp0rk

He melted to death?


NothinWrongWithDat

Shot in the head.


professionalcumsock

He ate hot lead


ImAllAboutYou

lol, reminds me of those old Memorex ads!


Tiny_Count4239

Who could have seen this coming? More tax payer money down the drain


Anon31780

Zero tax dollars were spent on this, but go off fam.


ZephRyder

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2024/06/24/dc-heat-melts-abraham-lincoln-wax-sculpture/ "The six-foot-tall statue of America’s 16th president, by Richmond artist Sandy Williams IV, was installed in February on the campus of Garrison Elementary School in Northwest Washington. The noble rendering, meant to draw attention to the Civil War era and its aftermath, was placed under towering trees sure to provide ample shade in summer." The thing is: this isn't Alabama, or Texas, or Florida. It's DC in June. It's not supposed to be this damn hot. When I was a kid, this was supposed to be a nice time of year. It was 100° last Thursday.


Farfignugen42

>placed under towering trees sure to provide ample shade Looks at pic where the statue is in direct sunlight... But did they?


PBJ-9999

Paywall


badestzazael

No global warming, fossil fuels are good


xdeltax97

Sun Wilkes Booth is prowling around somewhere…


iiitme

Metaphor for what’s happening in today’s republican party


No_Care6935

Not that’s art..


ghost_n_the_shell

He looks very tired.


GlxxmySvndxy

Looks like and old don't smoke pot or you'll melt into a flesh puddle ad


[deleted]

This is how my dad lays in a chair when it’s too hot.


Desertmermaid444

Pretty apt for the state of the country. 


calissetabernac

As someone said online, “It’s really missing Nancy Reagan”.


PoetOk9167

I’m sure this is all apart of the Masonic plan *Insert sinister laugh* 


RJMonster

Never expected to see a Lincoln theatre post incident statue, but here we are.


Rideitmybrony

He put his feet in the right place, and stood firm


FizZieBubbLa

He’s got those weird looking Yeezy’s on


EricAbmaMorrison

Seems like a trigger warning


dark_hypernova

Come outside please please come outside. It’s very nice outside. You won’t feel a thing come outside please I’m begging you. You should come outside now. Come outside come outside it’s a sunny day. Come outside I’m begging you.


MC-Master-Bedroom

Abe at 4:20 in the afternoon.


GoldenBarracudas

Lawd


Reaganson

They had to know that would happen.


Competitive-Rent-884

Maybe he's just high and nodded off....


Gheauxst

If you saw the statue from the side, you'd laugh. Abe is definitely getting that [Gawk 3000](https://www.reddit.com/r/washdc/comments/1dmfo53/abe_lincoln_wax_sculpture_slowly_melting_in_heat/)


Dixon-Poontang

Was the hawk tuah girl there ?


peatoast

Emoji in real life


Tady1131

I bought these plastic electric candles for a beach date night. Left one in my car on accident after we got home to PA. It liquified all over my seat. What I thought was plastic was some kind of wax that resembled plastic


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

He's just napping


JustXuX

They forgot to put sunscreen on him.


Alpha_Chin-Am

Don’t waste the giant candle! Qwick, put a wick in it!


TheMagicalMachine

I mean. Yeah, it's wax.


Tellesus

Thats some symbolism.


kevneedo

Shocking


Gyvon

Abe Lincoln, or Jebediah Springfield?


jerechos

>Abe Lincoln wax replica melts in brutal DC heat Very representative of this era...


babyivan

Has nobody mentioned how it now looks like the TDK commercial?


triforce721

It's like he's at the theater


captfriendly

they should probably have anticipated this.


MechanicalTurkish

Is it live? Or is it Memorex?


Lurple24

The wax John Wilkes Booth doesn't know what to do with himself now...


johnsonflix

Well it’s wax…. They had to expected this to happen or else why would you choose wax in this case?


LeadingProtection993

It's living art. It starts off at the beginning of the play and now, the final act.


GastonsChin

A note to remember: This summer will be the coolest summer you experience for the rest of your life.


JackieTreehorn79

What a perfect symbol of these dark times


arsenicrabbit

How is the surprising?


Enjoy-the-sauce

I’m super confused - the original is already in DC, and it isn’t made of melting stuff.


Additional-Tap8907

DC is brutally hot every summer. What were they thinking?


Nabrok_Necropants

Dudes head can't catch a break


NarwhalBacon-

Ffs who puts up a wax statue in summer? Oh, so stupid climate activists trying to be subtle and failing


amiibohunter2015

No, John Wilkes Booth got him


tripyep

He lost his head again, damn!


Ill-Wear-8662

Was Booth holding magnifying glass to him?


BS2-Living

Well that’s a sticky wicket


TheFrontierzman

It's wax. This had to be intentional...you know...art.


Realistic-Ad985

Me off the smoke shop cart in 2018


NinjaSea

So… Abe had a meltdown?


DueOwl1149

Who tf gave John Wilkes Booth a laser pistol?


Extra-gram-sam

When u bust and she keep sucking


Rencentric

And now for my personal favorite: Wax Abraham Lincoln, right over-- Oh! Oh no! Come on, who left the blinds open? Wax John Wilkes Booth, I'm looking in your direction!


SuperBaconjam

Are those them drugs that commercial was telling us to take?


Hannabis42

Why TF is it outside???


Competitive-Wait-608

Back and to the left…


Jfuentes6

DC in that John Wilkes Booth Level heat


Bigmuscleliker567

Awww needs to be rebuilt :)


bytheweirdxx

If it didnt melt, it’s not wax.


Severe-Excitement-62

Fore score and seven degrees ago... I still had a face.


toolargo

This is an analogy to what is happening to democratic freedoms, the climate, and race relationships in America. Lol.


schono

Metaphor to the state of the union?


Dang-A-Rang

I’d almost think it was intentional with how drastic of a change the statue had.


ChewFore

Some artists don't deserve the platform they have lol what a waste of time and space


QueenOfQuok

This better not be an omen.


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Looks more like a John F. Kennedy statue 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️


lordwiggles420

Wax melts when hot? Damn, how interesting /s


Undrwtrbsktwvr

It isn’t melting in the picture. It originally looked like this, still does…


LaurLoey

Oh no. Abe….. 🥲


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatr

Just like the good old days of 1865


TheNewPitty

The american candle


FCK_U_ALL

Naw, he be chillin'.


IrishShinja

Abraham Shrinkin'.


KingVinny70

Someone needs to give Lincoln head......because he really really needs it.


supermom721

Wax?? In the summer?


KaleidoscopeLeft5511

I live in Ireland, we've of the most moderate climates in the world. I went to double check the heating wasn't on twice today. It felt so un-naturally warm. I think we are underestimating what the coming heat waves are going to feel like. And at what point will we all start accepting the irreversible damage we have done to the climate