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Sweet home Albertabama. Is it true you can buy vodka in a 4-litre milk jug in Edmonton?
I worked at a brewery in Manitoba that makes beer in 2L bottle and thought i was the king of hosers. But that vodka makes me the king of losers if it exists
Those are rookie sizes. In Puerto Rico there are places where you can buy a $5 special, which is a gallon of the cheapest quality rum around. It's great for keeping the costs of parties down but it's some pretty horrible stuff.
You and all of your peers hate your home town and are mad at your being there, and you are mad at anyone that comes to visit it. Otherwise you are perfectly polite.
Upset right now at Ukraine for winning but more upset a Slovakia for blowing a lead to lose!
Secretly with you could get back with your ex, Czechia, but don't want to look desperate.
(to be read in Anakin/padme meme format)
Anakin: "We'll get all that NHS money back to us once we leave the EU!"
Padme: "we did it! We get that money now right?"
Anakin: (intense look)
Padme: "right?"
As someone from oc, you have two cars,wish that the 5 has better traffic(it never will) pronounce Santa Ana as one word, think that a long trip is going to San Clemente and knew at least one person who went to Disneyland what seemed like every weekend
You’re a walking bag of blood, organs, muscle, and bone that spends their days breathing, eating, and drinking fluids, while you spend your nights sleeping, dreaming, and snoring. Kinda cringe bro.
You either think Trudeau has turned the laws of reality inside out or you wonder why people think such crazy things about Trudeau
(We've got the same thing going on in America)
You're probably a terrible driver. You either go 10 under or 15 over the speed limit and speed insanely through passing zones just to slow down again when it's over
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ohio... im scared
What is this from?
Don't know. Found it though, and its funny
PIKACHU USE VMAX! Ahh moment
Skibidi 
Lol I'm glad you beat me to it
romania💪🏻
Romanian try not to steal challenge (impossible)
Song high key goes hard. Was listening to it like 5 mins ago lol
Illinois America.
Keep your horse off the road.
Real. Why they be there.
I want to respond to you but I'm pretty sure your account was stolen or shot
What you mean?
I think he means all of Illinois is Chicago and they are referring to that as high crime location
FIP!!!!!!!!!!
Help. What does that mean????
But the gun is from Indiana
America… oh boy here we go
You enjoy a nice glass of ranch with a bowl of melted cheese.
Wisconsin intensifies
Go pack go
Wisconsinites can drink us under the table anyyyyyy day 🍺🍻
i got morbid obesity just from reading this
The people of Oklahoma need something to dip their pop tarts into.
Instead of blood you have oil in your veins… which is awesome
Too bad the American military is gonna need that oil
They take either blood or oil, so it checks out
So do you get medals when you survive a school shooting or what?
No just exp for making moonshine and a trauma happy meal
What school are you shooting up rn?
Australia
Big spider
cRiKeY
Every 3rd word out of your mouth is probably "cunt"
Australian here. It's every second word, also followed by an "oi mate"
 A nice Sunday drive in the Outback
Mullet, drives a hilux, does multiple shoeys a week.
Snipin’s a good job mate!
Australia is either Earth new game + or was only meant for play testing and was never supposed to be released when earth left beta.
Edmonton Alberta Canada
You probably think mountains are fake, huh? Goddam "Great" Plains... person.
He said Edmonton not Nightvale
Sweet home Albertabama. Is it true you can buy vodka in a 4-litre milk jug in Edmonton? I worked at a brewery in Manitoba that makes beer in 2L bottle and thought i was the king of hosers. But that vodka makes me the king of losers if it exists
Those are rookie sizes. In Puerto Rico there are places where you can buy a $5 special, which is a gallon of the cheapest quality rum around. It's great for keeping the costs of parties down but it's some pretty horrible stuff.
Yo? Me too. Go oilers. Also you probably vote NDP, or you think bike lanes are humanity's greatest evil.
You and all of your peers hate your home town and are mad at your being there, and you are mad at anyone that comes to visit it. Otherwise you are perfectly polite.
No doot aboot it
So after hockey, everyone returns to their trailer, Eh? 
Slovakia
Upset right now at Ukraine for winning but more upset a Slovakia for blowing a lead to lose! Secretly with you could get back with your ex, Czechia, but don't want to look desperate.
Goat and sheep farmer drinking expired milk like me
Not the sheep farmer... Slovaks are sometimes called sheepf*ckers by Czechs
Sounds like when Australians talk about New Zealanders
Nothing. And I will return to nothing.
Do u think u r 2-deep-4-me?
...Italy
 I've said what I said lmao
You a monster!
You are not a tomato. 
India
insert poop joke here
Ain't no way you're real tech support
*digs hole > takes a shit in it > kicks some sand over it and calls it a day* Fuckin' Chad moves right there. 👍
nah sees road > takes a shit in it > kicks some shit over it and calls it a day Fuckin' Chad moves right there. 👍
Bobs and vagana
Nice unibrow there mate
Québec, ah shit here we go again.
...I fuckin' hate Quebec
French: sepratist, pretentious, egotistical, rude English: you get enough shit from the french
Hey buddy! How you doing up there friend?
Good fishin in quebec
England
You're chuffed the NHS provides dental
(to be read in Anakin/padme meme format) Anakin: "We'll get all that NHS money back to us once we leave the EU!" Padme: "we did it! We get that money now right?" Anakin: (intense look) Padme: "right?"
You unironically say "blimey" and "innit". Also you say wotah and not wadder
Bo'e o wo'ah
How do you lose the whole world in under 200 years?
It ain't coming home
Ahmedabad
You don't know what the defintion of the word "infrastructure" is, and you think eating at McDonalds is exotic.
Since you have no alcohol you have to have friends to have fun
Cuban living in Florida 🧍🏽♂️
So just an OG Floridian?
Indeed
Florida man breaks into house and establishes an authoritarian government.
I bet you live in Miami…any other place would refer to you as “one of the good ones” in that state.
Jacksonville unfortunately
Michigan
Average person from Michigan . Thinks it’s a country
Our pride and joy.
I was gonna make a joke about Detroit but someone stole it
Orange County, CA
You posted this from the back of a squad car.
Don't you have a gay pride event to be at?
As someone from oc, you have two cars,wish that the 5 has better traffic(it never will) pronounce Santa Ana as one word, think that a long trip is going to San Clemente and knew at least one person who went to Disneyland what seemed like every weekend
Missouri. Show me
You're not from Missouri. People from missouri are illiterate. Or did you pay someone to type this for you?
Brasil
you're going to force me to go there
BRASIL MENCIONADO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🐆🐆🐆🇧🇷🇧🇷🐆🇧🇷🐆🐆🇧🇷🇧🇷
Earth
Probably dumb as hell/asshole
Extremely accurate
You’re a walking bag of blood, organs, muscle, and bone that spends their days breathing, eating, and drinking fluids, while you spend your nights sleeping, dreaming, and snoring. Kinda cringe bro.
I heard earth girls are easy.
New Hampshire. Hit me baby
You’re either old, into sports, or into drugs. My mom says you guys are either on a bicycle or on a motorcycle.
You have Dunks bags and cups all over the floor of your car
British Columbia, Canada
Your license plate says “Beautiful British Columbia”, but Trudeau’s Canada would prove the opposite.
You're chinese.
You either think Trudeau has turned the laws of reality inside out or you wonder why people think such crazy things about Trudeau (We've got the same thing going on in America)
Canada, Alberta.
It's 40 below, and you don't give a fuck, got a heater in your truck and you're off to the rodeo.
Its not too far from the truth, but no rodeo. More like, goin in to work lol.
canada
South Africa
We have way too many to keep track of all of them
What kind of south african are you?
Grew up in Durban live in cape town
Fookin prawns
AUSTRALIA‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥
🕷️
New Jersey Edit: damn, y'all are good at this
Ur from weird new New York
Hey fuck you guy. We don't call fouls unless you're bleeding.
Nigeria
Hey, have your royal cousins made it back there yet? They said they would send me money once they got back home
They're still working on it, but I promise you they'll send it once they have it.
Bro where the fuck is my million dollars
Don't worry about it bro I'm working on it. In fact, if you give me another 50k I'll give you even more money from my Princely riches...
*sigh* "what's the account number..."
You are black (sorry I had to)
Its alright lol, at least I've got the pass.
South Africa bois
Estonia
You have only one city that everybody knows and you have that guy named (if I remembered correctly) Tommy Cash.
Donald Cash*
construction slaves
Massachusetts
You're probably a terrible driver. You either go 10 under or 15 over the speed limit and speed insanely through passing zones just to slow down again when it's over
Canada, Ontario
Newmarket Ontario Canada
Greece,corfu
Why are you gay ??
CZECH REPUBLIC 🇨🇺🇨🇺🇸🇽🇸🇽🇸🇽🇸🇽🇸🇽🇸🇽🇸🇽
You drink Kofola and swear upon Plzeň's name. Also you seem to have no idea our flag looks like this: 🇨🇿
Brazil, Southern Brazil
Montreal (anglophone)
Finland
Vittu perkele satana
fingolian
I'm from my mother, where are you from?
your grandma
I’m a first generation Venezuelan-American. One time a friend of mine sent me a pic of a skeleton with the caption “fastest man in Venezuela.”
Turkey
Turkey
Canada
Arkansas 😋
"Are-Kansas"
My dad's penis
Puerto rico island in caribean.
England
Australia