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Bitch I told you not to wear those shoes before we went out, and somehow you forgot to bring the band-aids for your heel even though this happens every time
Right 😂 we told you NOT to wear them. Why aren't you carrying your own extra pair of sandals instead of complaining EVERY time you do this to yourself 😂
I'm 6"6' and already banging my head on shit. I don't need another 6 inches, more headaches and busted knees from shifting the way my weights carried. Not about being gangsta its about being old and busted.
Felt that. I’m right there with ya and I have to angle myself to take a shower at most people’s houses I visit when I’m with family, friends, etc and it sucks.
I'll carry her bag or shoes, no problem. But I'm not wearing her shoes or giving her mine. I always choose to wear comfortable shoes because I value comfort over style. If she deliberately chooses uncomfortable shoes because they look cute, that's on her.
Gentlemen, let me explain reality to you.
If you're going out to walk, and she chooses to wear dumb footwear, it's ALL on her. She can go barefoot or wear her own shoes. If she suggests that you wear her shoes... 1) you have girl feet and 2) she cares about emasculating you more than your comfort. This is a power play on her part. Nothing less.
Considering these women are taller than the guys, even without the high heels… this seems likely. I’ll carry your shoes, but that’s about it, asking me to put your high heels on because you didn’t plan accordingly is nothing but a “power” move.
My feet are like 8 sizes bigger than hers. This only works in Asia. And mostly like Thailand or Cambodia where the men and women are the exact same size
All the women who falsely accuses brothers, and openly cheats on their husbands and judges in the courts acts like cucks and steal everything from the man. I mean are you blind ? Can't you see the conditions of men
You fail to see because you're ignorant, it is expected from men to provide every now and then, but in return women treat men like shit and take them as granted. Try making a meme on women how they should pay for the first date, and see how women's fragile ego breaks. Everything is connected, it's just that you're too narrow minded to see that.
A girl needs to roughly have the same shoe size than the guy for this to work.
I my case I would destroy her shoes. Being 100kg the heels might fold after a few steps…
Or you could just put an extra pair in the car, or bag…who has the big feet and who has the small feet, plus they were apparently both attending completely different events.
My (40m) old goth boots had bigger heals than those guys are wearing. Never had a reason to wear stileto heals. But when I was an exotic dancer there were nights I'd go full hooker boots, that depended on the crowd though.
It's not my masculinity that's fragile, but my ankles.
I've tried walking in heels before and fuck that shit. I was stuck at home for 2 days afterwards, keeping my ankles elevated with ice packs.
I mean I'd just not wear any shoes and carry them for her. My feet wouldn't fit in their shoes. Also, consequences, nobody forced them to wear super uncomfortable shoes. This is a dumb post.
Nah. I'm Chinese. It's our belief if as a man you're carrying girls hand bags for them you're gonna go broke and become unsuccessful.
Hence U don't see any billionaires doing that soy boy shit
No. Walk barefoot because you chose trying to look cute in heels over being comfortable and wearing sneakers or flats when you know we are going to be walking a lot.
lies!!! dudes just tryna be taller than they girls. look at both pics, its no coincidence that both homies are barely taller if at all than they girls. nice try OP, you cant slip this foolishness past me.
Or just give her your shoes and hold the heels? Yeah I may be secure enough to wear them but they aren’t comfortable enough to wear. I’d chose bare foot over heels
My feet couldn’t handle that shits. I’ll go barefoot and carry my lady’s shoes…
And ps OP… it’s “Only *GentleMEN* can relate.”
You typed a possessive singular man…
If I ever somehow manage to end up in this situation I'm not wearing the heels, my feet are comparable to those of bigfoot so unless she doesn't want them to fit her anymore, I'm not putting them on.
Luckily I don't have to worry, since I don't even have a girlfriend at all
Lmao, I'm physically incapable of wearing any woman's shoes aside from the largest of Amazon women. So I guess I'm genetically incapable of being a gentleman, darn.
If someone's decided to wear shoes that are uncomfortable and hurt because they look pretty then that's their choice and they'd be stuck with it with me. Maybe the smart thing to do here would be to pack a pair of flats just in case or just choose to wear less painfull footwear in the first place. A little common sense can go a long way.
Naw, she needs to learn reasonably and accountability for her actions. Aint no bailing her out every time one of her choices turns out to be a bad one. You show love to a partner by helping them grow
So I’m all about helping your partner, but also when making any wardrobe decisions consider what it’s going to be like wearing said item for the duration of the event, or have a plan for swapping. I feel like I could be convinced to trade shoes once but after that I’m stashing a pair of white/grass stained new balance tennis shoes in the car for just such an occasion lol.
Can’t relate. I wear a size 12 and am 6’3 without heels. These dudes are a solid 3-4 inches shorter than their women and clearly have similar shoe sizes too. Nothing against the short kings out there, I just could do this regardless. 😶
I mean I get it, but this is like the equivalent of "can I have your sweatshirt, I'm cold" but not having the forethought to bring a sweatshirt XD Good on them tho
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Ok but why does he have to wear them?
Right? Couldn’t he just hold them for her?
If she managed to put them on her feet herself, she can also manage to carry them .
I mean, I doubt I’d be able to squeeze my size 14 men’s feet into any tiny heels is all I’m saying.
Right? Everyone out here dating Peggy Hill?
That’s what I’m saying 😂.
What a deep cut lol, haven't seen this referenced in ages
Or she could just wear better shoes
Looks like he is comfortable with the heels. It usually means he had practice
Because his masculinity apparently is not only just not-fragile but also non-existent
I honestly would not give a flying fuck
maybe "No shoes No service" sign? i see them everywhere
Maybe this is only in the US, but many establishments require customers to wear shoes. Both pics look like they're at a restaurant or something
I'm in the US
I carried wife's purse before but... high heels? You chose to wear those. Sorry, choose better next time.
Whose feet are the same size as their GF/wife’s??
I was thinking the same thing, considering my shoe size is size 14 men’s.
It must be really hard for you to get some Jordan’s my guy. 🥺
Believe me, it is 😭.
Friend zoned dudes. Which these most likely are
Based on these pictures, these guys are shorter than their girl, even if she isn’t in high heels. So those guys…
Tree climbers
Mine. I have small feet, hands, penis, etc.
Bitch I told you not to wear those shoes before we went out, and somehow you forgot to bring the band-aids for your heel even though this happens every time
Or the liquid bandage
Right 😂 we told you NOT to wear them. Why aren't you carrying your own extra pair of sandals instead of complaining EVERY time you do this to yourself 😂
Im not blowing out my knees for anyone.
Everybody gangsta until the 6inch heels come out.
I'm 6"6' and already banging my head on shit. I don't need another 6 inches, more headaches and busted knees from shifting the way my weights carried. Not about being gangsta its about being old and busted.
Felt that. I’m right there with ya and I have to angle myself to take a shower at most people’s houses I visit when I’m with family, friends, etc and it sucks.
exactly. Like wtf does masculinity have to do with anything? If yoooou felt uncomfortable wearing them why am I gonna put them on and feel the same.
Yeah. My masculinity isn’t fragile, but my ankles very much so.
I dont understand how these types of shoes are legal. The provide little to no protection to the foot and often are more hazardous to your wellbeing.
Rewarding bad decisions
Dumb bitch should use comfortable shoes. Respectfully
Why did she wear them if they’re not comfortable?
How about she not pass her insecurities on to her boyfriend and just wear normal shoes.
Neither needs to wear them
It's not my masculinity that's fragile, it's my weak ankles.
I'll carry her bag or shoes, no problem. But I'm not wearing her shoes or giving her mine. I always choose to wear comfortable shoes because I value comfort over style. If she deliberately chooses uncomfortable shoes because they look cute, that's on her.
Gentlemen, let me explain reality to you. If you're going out to walk, and she chooses to wear dumb footwear, it's ALL on her. She can go barefoot or wear her own shoes. If she suggests that you wear her shoes... 1) you have girl feet and 2) she cares about emasculating you more than your comfort. This is a power play on her part. Nothing less.
Well put
Considering these women are taller than the guys, even without the high heels… this seems likely. I’ll carry your shoes, but that’s about it, asking me to put your high heels on because you didn’t plan accordingly is nothing but a “power” move.
Or you could just keep yours on and carry hers.
But what if I look like REALLY hot in her heels.
Then you should buy your own and make sure to coordinate so that you don't accidentally match.
Barefoot walking too much?
My feet are like 8 sizes bigger than hers. This only works in Asia. And mostly like Thailand or Cambodia where the men and women are the exact same size
Go barefoot babe I’ll carry your shoes and lick your feet clean when we get home.
For starters, I couldn't even imagine having the same sized feet as my girl.
These infragile masculine men also let thier gf get f*cked by another man in front of their eyes just so she could be happy 😊
Wtf is that username, gave me a really good chuckle
Arent we all? did anyone ask the consent? what about the age of ice cream?
Who the fuck hurt you?
All the women who falsely accuses brothers, and openly cheats on their husbands and judges in the courts acts like cucks and steal everything from the man. I mean are you blind ? Can't you see the conditions of men
This about shoes man . Don’t hyperventilate on Reddit . 8)
I fail to see how wearing your wife's heels leads to that
You fail to see because you're ignorant, it is expected from men to provide every now and then, but in return women treat men like shit and take them as granted. Try making a meme on women how they should pay for the first date, and see how women's fragile ego breaks. Everything is connected, it's just that you're too narrow minded to see that.
I'll give her my flops but I'm gonna just stand barefoot. What these boys are doing is a fetish.
Sorry my GFs and now my wife ain't that stupid or high maintenance
My shoes are 11.5 and my girl's 7.5 is not only masculinity
Gentlemen with small feet maybe.
I'd carry her shoes of course I'd give her mine. Honestly though id probably find a bag for them and not wear them. Not my style babygirl
Beta Bois... disgusting!
She can have my shoes but I’ll be rocking my socks lol fuck breaking my ankles
I think you’re confusing who’s shoes are whos
What’s goofy about this is they expect it to be common for men and women to wear the same size shoes.
A girl needs to roughly have the same shoe size than the guy for this to work. I my case I would destroy her shoes. Being 100kg the heels might fold after a few steps…
Damn my fragile masculinity for giving my feet 3x bigger than hers and making me not want to break my ankles wearing uncomfortable heels
Or you could just put an extra pair in the car, or bag…who has the big feet and who has the small feet, plus they were apparently both attending completely different events.
If it were me I would just carry her shoes and walk around with the grippers out but that's just me
I mean, yeah, that's all good and dandy but how am I going to fit my Neanderthal feet into a pair of heels she barely fit into?
Haha, gross! I don't want somebody else wearing my shoes!
My finances feet are way too big to do this 😭 boy got them wiiide feet
My (40m) old goth boots had bigger heals than those guys are wearing. Never had a reason to wear stileto heals. But when I was an exotic dancer there were nights I'd go full hooker boots, that depended on the crowd though.
Could never be me max I'm going barefoot
I would simply suggest she stops wearing high heels. You don't need to impress me with impractical footwear, ladies.
Lotta incels in here. The real thing is to carry a pair of slides for this purpose.
Can they though!?
Any intelligent woman would carry a pair of flats.
She can go barefoot and carry the heels . And it has nothing to do with my masculinity .
If you don't like high heels, then don't wear them. Now, fuck off.
It's not my masculinity that's fragile, but my ankles. I've tried walking in heels before and fuck that shit. I was stuck at home for 2 days afterwards, keeping my ankles elevated with ice packs.
I’d wear them, whether she was in pain or not. As long as they look nice, too me.
I'm 6'3" and my wife is 5'6". Fitting my feet in her shoes would be like when Cinderella's step sister tried to wear the glass slipper
I mean I'd just not wear any shoes and carry them for her. My feet wouldn't fit in their shoes. Also, consequences, nobody forced them to wear super uncomfortable shoes. This is a dumb post.
Bruh just walk barefoot at that point
Just don’t date women who wear heels. Problem solved.
only works if yoy date someone with the same shoe size
And your feet are child sized lol
I will happily give you my shoes and walk barefoot I’m not good to anybody if I roll my ankles or fuck up my knees or back.
Sorry not about being macho. It's just dumb. Also why are the guys in casual and the girls in night out? St St St St St staged
Tell you what. I’ll just be smart and always bring a spare pair of shoes.
Nah. I'm Chinese. It's our belief if as a man you're carrying girls hand bags for them you're gonna go broke and become unsuccessful. Hence U don't see any billionaires doing that soy boy shit
And her feet are huge or yours tiny
Keep a pair of flipflops in her size in the car. No brainer
I'd love for the original poster to describe masculinity. It will inevitably be something along the lines of "it's evil"
No. Walk barefoot because you chose trying to look cute in heels over being comfortable and wearing sneakers or flats when you know we are going to be walking a lot.
Nah this is a fetish
And you happen to have the same shoe size. What are the odds?
lies!!! dudes just tryna be taller than they girls. look at both pics, its no coincidence that both homies are barely taller if at all than they girls. nice try OP, you cant slip this foolishness past me.
But my legs are
What if she just wore more practical clothing?
Or just give her your shoes and hold the heels? Yeah I may be secure enough to wear them but they aren’t comfortable enough to wear. I’d chose bare foot over heels
Looks more like two dudes with no backbone.
My feet couldn’t handle that shits. I’ll go barefoot and carry my lady’s shoes… And ps OP… it’s “Only *GentleMEN* can relate.” You typed a possessive singular man…
My feet would not fit into any of my wife’s shoes
Is this is the new feminism: instead of "I will wear heels despite my man's height," its "he will wear heels."
Nah. My feet are too big and I don't trust a woman who thinks I'd ever even try wearing heels.
If I ever somehow manage to end up in this situation I'm not wearing the heels, my feet are comparable to those of bigfoot so unless she doesn't want them to fit her anymore, I'm not putting them on. Luckily I don't have to worry, since I don't even have a girlfriend at all
Or you carry them and go barefoot like a real mfer
Smart women bring flats with them.
When your girlfriend wants to fuck other dudes and your masculinity ain’t fragile
OR just dont wear heels. Easy fix.
nah they his shoes. he just didnt wanna feel short
Take care of the feet she will take care of the meat
He's getting service... For sure
This is the gayest meme
When you already have a partner, who else are you trying to impress?
Dang, they pull it off too
Ive never met a woman with as big feet as i have
Or... she can bring extra footwear and leave it in the trunk.
I just noticed that in both photos, she’s significantly taller than the guy if he takes those heels off. Crazy taller if she puts them back on.
Buddy i wear size 13 shoes. Im not wearing the heels.
Or... you could work on your Mrs' self-esteem so that she doesn't feel like she needs to wear heels in the first place?
My dinosaur like feet won’t fit in those
Just little men who want to be taller
Lmao, I'm physically incapable of wearing any woman's shoes aside from the largest of Amazon women. So I guess I'm genetically incapable of being a gentleman, darn.
If someone's decided to wear shoes that are uncomfortable and hurt because they look pretty then that's their choice and they'd be stuck with it with me. Maybe the smart thing to do here would be to pack a pair of flats just in case or just choose to wear less painfull footwear in the first place. A little common sense can go a long way.
Naw, she needs to learn reasonably and accountability for her actions. Aint no bailing her out every time one of her choices turns out to be a bad one. You show love to a partner by helping them grow
So I’m all about helping your partner, but also when making any wardrobe decisions consider what it’s going to be like wearing said item for the duration of the event, or have a plan for swapping. I feel like I could be convinced to trade shoes once but after that I’m stashing a pair of white/grass stained new balance tennis shoes in the car for just such an occasion lol.
Why not simply carry the women ?
I mean… no offense, but my masculinity can’t fit in a size 7 women’s shoe.
Hell no, I'd be barefoot long before putting that shit on.
My masculinity would be at stake knowing my wife has the same feet size as me. Forget about the shoes
Can’t relate. I wear a size 12 and am 6’3 without heels. These dudes are a solid 3-4 inches shorter than their women and clearly have similar shoe sizes too. Nothing against the short kings out there, I just could do this regardless. 😶
I'm a size 13, she can have my shoes but I'mma have to go barefoot
Dude lost man card cause he doesn’t have the balls to say not and have her be accountable for her own choices
Why are they the same height if he has heels on now? Wouldn't that mean he was a lot shorter than her when she had the heels on?
Yeah, short gentlemen can relate.
I mean I get it, but this is like the equivalent of "can I have your sweatshirt, I'm cold" but not having the forethought to bring a sweatshirt XD Good on them tho
Yeah my feet is 12 so I’m not one
I don’t know of any women whose shoes I could fit my feet into… I’m 6’ 4 and wear a size 14 Wide
I’m with you on this one, brother. You and I have the exact same measurements.