Gwenium from a few posts ago (gwen piss) which comes with a meal
For burgers we’re looking at voliburg, MCunbound, known for probably shitting bricks after eating it, and the signature DarkinFolk famisher. If you think you can stomach it, from ornns kitchen we have our masterwork burgers, from sizegy, a reference to syzygy, this burger may only be a quarter the size being modeled after a quarter moon, but with what ornns got in it, you’ll be double the size the time you finish it, and we have the divine bunderer, crispiest buns second only to brand but it’ll burn right through you. If you finish an ornn burger in 15 minutes it’s free
For drinks we’re looking at the classic soraka special, a clear favorite. the liquid lillia, yone returned daily for these. and river king kisses, mostly saliva, sugar and negative emotions.
Deserts and pastries are done by aurelion and pantheon, which include aurelions “star birth buns” which are cinnamon buns with constellations on them, we have “humanity heart bread” which is bread hand crafter over a month by pantheon himself, best supplemented with his own patented “comet chalk” aka space steroids. Aurelion asked for us to shed some sun light on his up and coming recipe for cream buns with sorakas help, he’s calling them “dawnbreak delights” which imo is… not the best name
For fries we have for random zaunite citizen manning the fryer, each fry actually uses salt grated from malphite. We have zeri working delivery for everything, and mundo is working on a higher level handling everything else.
Holy shit I just keep getting amazed by your ideas and the amount of details there is in them. Keep doing what you're doing cause you are really good at it
On the McDarkins I want them in some specific shape tho. Something like Poro shaped nuggies, same time they would make a great label for dessert cookies
Snap, there I go make a food post and literally forgot the sauce.. 
There you go:
Zeri: [https://www.artstation.com/artwork/xDzLO2](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/xDzLO2)
Gwen: [https://www.deviantart.com/neekosg/art/Gwen-Render-889796983](https://www.deviantart.com/neekosg/art/Gwen-Render-889796983)
Samira’s Milk buns as big as basketballs🥵, Samira Fat GYAAT double bun express🥵, The samira cream-pie with an extra thick and creamy filling secret sauce made by the owner himself😏, and the premium six-pack special with callous feet shavings glaze giving it that salty and savory topping🥵
And a large cup of Samira Sweat and Spit cocktail to wash it all down😩
I love McDonalds but i rarely eat in it since I don't have money so just casual fries and some burgers i guess. There is no twist, just wholesome happy meals 
As manager of McDarkins, we stand out from other businesses by offering first time customers a free meal, returning customers get free nudes of McDarkin workers, and loyal customers are given special permissions to make near limitless requests of our employees as long as they pay the price. We only accept payments in gold and life force.
You can order a wide selection of burgers including (but not limited to) yordle burgers, vastaya burgers, Baron burgers, and bramble burgers for our vegetarians. For sides, we have dragon fries, arcane nuggets, Ixtallian pasta, and many more. Don't ask about our sauces.
Ordering at McDarkins is really simple. You ask one of our champions to make your order and they will serve it to you once it's ready. As a thank you for ordering at McDarkins, each time you order after your first free meal, you will be able to request a free image of one of our workers in whatever pose or uniform you want.
If you happen to meet out requirements for our loyalty program, you gain access to our secret menu and our backroom where you can enjoy everything we have to offer.
Gwenium from a few posts ago (gwen piss) which comes with a meal For burgers we’re looking at voliburg, MCunbound, known for probably shitting bricks after eating it, and the signature DarkinFolk famisher. If you think you can stomach it, from ornns kitchen we have our masterwork burgers, from sizegy, a reference to syzygy, this burger may only be a quarter the size being modeled after a quarter moon, but with what ornns got in it, you’ll be double the size the time you finish it, and we have the divine bunderer, crispiest buns second only to brand but it’ll burn right through you. If you finish an ornn burger in 15 minutes it’s free For drinks we’re looking at the classic soraka special, a clear favorite. the liquid lillia, yone returned daily for these. and river king kisses, mostly saliva, sugar and negative emotions. Deserts and pastries are done by aurelion and pantheon, which include aurelions “star birth buns” which are cinnamon buns with constellations on them, we have “humanity heart bread” which is bread hand crafter over a month by pantheon himself, best supplemented with his own patented “comet chalk” aka space steroids. Aurelion asked for us to shed some sun light on his up and coming recipe for cream buns with sorakas help, he’s calling them “dawnbreak delights” which imo is… not the best name For fries we have for random zaunite citizen manning the fryer, each fry actually uses salt grated from malphite. We have zeri working delivery for everything, and mundo is working on a higher level handling everything else.
Ok thats insanely well crafted and I cant stop laughing inside over the damn name "Divine Bunderer"
That is so detailed as fuck, do you work at a restaurant or own one?
Its just an average PoisonedSun comment. He could craft his own Runeterra or a dozen if he took the time
That's impressive ngl
Bitch should be a LoL official storywriter. He would make a skarner rework that didn't let down the mains
Holy shit I just keep getting amazed by your ideas and the amount of details there is in them. Keep doing what you're doing cause you are really good at it
Mf could literally write and sell a book or two and he's here on r/DarkinFolk writing masterpieces like that, love ur
Id return daily for liquid lillia what
(It’s her shit btw)
Corporate Mundo is the CEO of McDarkins. It was meant to be.
That's great. I'd just have Gwenium with a gwen armpit sweat chaser
Lamb.
Which part of it?
Oh you know exactly which part of it. Dont forget the extra lamb sauce.
The McCumpounder with extra cum
Nuggies :3
On the McDarkins I want them in some specific shape tho. Something like Poro shaped nuggies, same time they would make a great label for dessert cookies
Come to think of it, McDarkins could be a brand speciality, as well as the name. Kinda sounds like McNuggets. xD
McLambWich Aatrox Cock Fries Soraka CumShake And a diet coke
Snap, there I go make a food post and literally forgot the sauce..  There you go: Zeri: [https://www.artstation.com/artwork/xDzLO2](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/xDzLO2) Gwen: [https://www.deviantart.com/neekosg/art/Gwen-Render-889796983](https://www.deviantart.com/neekosg/art/Gwen-Render-889796983)
Brand Furnace! Brand Furnace!!!!
It’s basic fast food business to include the sauce in your menu
Neeko. Eat the lizard
I feel like a tomato-centric salad would be more appropriate. Also how dare you?
Samira’s Milk buns as big as basketballs🥵, Samira Fat GYAAT double bun express🥵, The samira cream-pie with an extra thick and creamy filling secret sauce made by the owner himself😏, and the premium six-pack special with callous feet shavings glaze giving it that salty and savory topping🥵 And a large cup of Samira Sweat and Spit cocktail to wash it all down😩
the MC rep is coming back baby .
Yordles
Based.
My employees are in the menu
I love McDonalds but i rarely eat in it since I don't have money so just casual fries and some burgers i guess. There is no twist, just wholesome happy meals 
I feel you tho, ever since I moved out I noticed how damn expensive stuff is when you got rent to pay
Deep fried whoever's testicle gwen chooses
Made me laugh outloud.
As manager of McDarkins, we stand out from other businesses by offering first time customers a free meal, returning customers get free nudes of McDarkin workers, and loyal customers are given special permissions to make near limitless requests of our employees as long as they pay the price. We only accept payments in gold and life force. You can order a wide selection of burgers including (but not limited to) yordle burgers, vastaya burgers, Baron burgers, and bramble burgers for our vegetarians. For sides, we have dragon fries, arcane nuggets, Ixtallian pasta, and many more. Don't ask about our sauces. Ordering at McDarkins is really simple. You ask one of our champions to make your order and they will serve it to you once it's ready. As a thank you for ordering at McDarkins, each time you order after your first free meal, you will be able to request a free image of one of our workers in whatever pose or uniform you want. If you happen to meet out requirements for our loyalty program, you gain access to our secret menu and our backroom where you can enjoy everything we have to offer.
gwenussy and ahri's armpits ☠ ☠ ☠
You OP, cause you a Snack :)
Armpits: Gwen, Akali, Irelia, Ahri Booty: Kai'Sa Boobies: Ahri, Sona, Irelia, Soraka, Sarah Thighs: Camille. Special: Lamb Sauce
Cum
Gwen's homemade vanilla shake
Is the Ice Cream machine broken ? I want a Soraka dairy product 😩
Heimer and Ziggs are on it for the fix. Might take a while since they arent the best team apparently
Aww, can she at least piss in a cup for me ? 
Everything for our customers
Yordles
Kaisa booty
You
Give me uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You could get a Mczap with a side of estrogwen and a large cup of cummies Noticed I commented on the wrong account
Lilia's creamy surprise
Yuumeat
Gwens Futa Milk
Gwens futa milk
Lambchops. Made from lamb! No you can't just buy the whole lamb, we already chopped her up.
zeri naked cakes.
One Gwen to go plz
Gwen feet
*who
The employees.
Zeri feet broth
Cum
Concentrated yordle foot sweat, only comes in extra large.
two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
don't ask for the clam chowder.